#incorrect red dead redemption 2 quotes

[tiredcowboyy]

I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?

[incorrect-rdr2]

Abigail: hey John

John: arthur used to call me John…

Abigail: because it’s your fucking name

[tbhatxr]

Dutch, pointing a camera at Arthur: There he is, our sweet baby

Arthur, beating the shit out of an O’Driscoll: What-?

[donnas-dollface]

Colter Chapter 1:

Molly: It's a bit chilly up 'ere.

Y/N: Here, take my coat.

Dutch: Well, there's a few of us that are freezing our asses off over here as well.

Y/N: Damn shame I can't control the weather isn't it?

Dutch:

Hosea and probably Arthur: *silent laughing*

[everlastingautumn23]

Hosea: Anyone d-

Arthur: Depressed?

John: Drained?

Sean: Dumb?

Micah: Disliked?

Hosea: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

[hillbillyhipster84]

My wife gave me the idea to draw this.

[rosieshipper]

Sadie: Rose you need to get out of bed, we have jobs to do. So let’s just pick one job-

Rose: Whattt? I don’t wanna work on my birthday

Sadie: Look since it’s your birthday, the birthday girl gets to pick what job we do today

Rose: Can you say that more birthday-y?

Sadie: No!

Rose:…

Sadie: *sighs before starting to sing* 🎵Look, the birthday girl gets to choose what kind of job she gets to doos🎵

Rose: *grinning as she gets out of bed* Wow, I didn’t think you’d do that

Tags: @astralshipper @aricka-and-her-fictional-others @magicalpuppyprincess @wolfofthedead

[hillbillyhipster84]

I’m gonna draw these scenarios

RDR2 Meme Pack • Josiah Trelawny 🎩

[alligator-tearzz]

RDR2 Characters as posts I've seen (again)

[red-dead-disaster]

AI WARNING:

There's an account going around that does not tag AI art in our fandom! You may have seen pictures like this:

Floating around, and it's ai! There's no soul in it! It's slop and you are being lied to. They do not tag their crap with #ai because they actively want to mislead you into believing any effort or care went into this. AI generators source (read, steal) from YOUR fan works and generate trash like this. While they state that it is AI in their bio, it can't be foudn anywhere else, which is incredibly misleading.

[tiredcowboyy]

I like to imagine hosea and dutchs reunion in the afterlife is like marty and alex’s reunion in madagascar where they run to each other both seemingly excited but then dutch realises hosea looks kinda pissed and hosea just starts chasing him trying to beat the shit out of his stupid husband for what he did to their sons

[incorrect-rdr2]

Abigail: if I was a worm, would you still love me?

John: I’d probably use you to catch a fish

Arthur: you couldn’t catch a cold if you wanted to.

[tbhatxr]

Sean: if you had to choose between John and all the money in my pocket, what would you choose?

Arthur: that depends, how much money are we talking about?

John: Arthur!

Sean: 63 cents.

Arthur: I’ll take the money.

John: Arthur!

[donnas-dollface]

Dutch: Alright Y/N, look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Miss O'Shea 😡

Y/N, staring lovingly at Molly from across the camp: i don’t have feelings for Molly.

Dutch, about to blow a fuse: your eyes are nowhere near mine.

[everlastingautumn23]

Arthur: God, give me patience.

Micah: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Arthur: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

[skyeconch]

Y/N : *unbuttoning shirt* god it’s so hot in here

Arthur : I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?