#rdr2 incorrect quotes

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AI WARNING:

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[zanazirafanfic]

Charles, practicing pickup lines: Did it hurt, when you fell down from Heaven? Arthur: No, but I did fall off a mountain today, and that hurt pretty bad. Charles: ... Oh my god, you what -

[creamqueen]

rip micah bell you would've loved harrasing others on twitter

[putanaperdonna]

Greetings y’all here’s part 1 of 100000000000 of RDR2 memes and shitposts by yours truly 😤

[mydearhosea]

Tilly: Arthur! I made you a friendship bracelet.

Arthur: Oh, you know I ain't into that sort of thing, miss Jackson.

Tilly: Well, I can go give it to someone else-

Arthur, practically snatching it from her: No, I'm wearing it forever.

[stratoscope3772]

straussposting again

[evelynmiller]

Dutch: Hosea, with this terrible weather our only hope of survival is to strip off our clothes and share body heat

Hosea: It's 68 degrees and sunny, Dutch.

Dutch: Oh, so you want me to freeze to death. I see.

[messy-gemini1]

more rdr2 incorrect quotes

(sorry it short, I sick :( )

Sadie: *Gives a bouquet to Micah* Micah: You know I'm allergic. Sadie: That's the point. ______ Dutch: What did you get on your shirt? Reader: Rust. Dutch: From what? Reader: Weapons. Hosea: Time for more adult supervision. ______ Hosea: Where are you going? Dutch: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one! Hosea: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday! Reader, knowing full well that Hosea got Dutch an engagement ring: *eating popcorn* _____ Reader: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens." ______ Reader: What’s your biggest fear? John: I am incredibly arachnophobic. Reader, under their breath: You don’t want spiders to get married? ______ John: What are you two arguing about this time? Arthur: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly! Reader: Cry me a table, Arthur. ______

Arthur: Here are two pictures. One of them is your Tent, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which? John: John: This one is the dumpster. Arthur: They’re both your tent!! _____ Reader, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce. Arthur: Hey, do you take constructive criticism? Reader: I absolutely fucking do not.

[forgetminot]

Incorrect Quotes - Red Dead Redemption Edition

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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*

Lenny : Would think about possibly stabbing someone.

Sean : Would stab someone in retaliation.

Y/n : Would yell, "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

John : Would stab without warning.

Arthur : Would stab as a warning.

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Arthur : "Alright, explain right now!"

John : "It was Sean."

Y/n : "It was Sean."

Lenny : "It was Sean."

Sean :

Sean : "...fuck"

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Lenny : "You know what I learned from my friendship with Arthur?"

Sean : "There’s no such thing as too mean?"

Y/n : "Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?"

John : "Always hold a grudge?"

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Sean : "Uh, Arthur? John fell in the river and I don't think he's waterproof."

Arthur : "What?"

Lenny : "I think Sean meant, John is drowning."

John : *is drowning*

Arthur : "Why are none of you helping him!?"

Y/n : "He has to learn somehow."

John : *sinks*

Y/n : "Go on, John, kick those legs!"

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[funkslide]

”John Marston we are going to hang you!”

”Jokes on you I’m already hung🤘😎🤓🤠”

(John gets shot and immedietly dies)

[sunsetredlemonade]

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[depressingredemption]

RDR2 Incorrect quotes pt2

Arthur: wait are we fighting or flirting?

Charles: my hands are around your damn neck.

Arthur: that doesn’t answer my question-

Dutch: do you want to know why I wanted to talk to you privately?

Sean: i assume it was the prank i pulled on john but in my defence, i did not know that much snake oil in coffee would make someone vomit.

Dutch: it wasn’t about that but now it is.

Hosea: everyone calm down! We’re grown men! Lets handle this like adults.

Arthur: so wing it and hope for the best?

Hosea: yes, now Javier hand me that shovel.

Lenny: why is kieran crying under the table?

Arthur: he took one of those “what person are you” quizzes.

Lenny: and?

Arthur: he got Sean.

Hosea to young john: where are your parents son?

Young john: what are parents?

Dutch: thats the saddest thing I’ve ever heard someone say.

Micah: you know, if you were good at shooting as you were good at whittling then I’m pretty sure you’d almost be a man.

Sean:

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

Dutch: Okay plan G. Arthur: Don't you mean plan B? Dutch: No, plan B was a long time ago, and I skipped plan C because of technical difficulties John: What about plan D? Dutch: Plan D was Hosea and Arthur's desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago Charles: And plan E? Dutch: I'm hoping not to use plan E. Micah dies in it. Arthur: I like plan E.

[tbhatxr]

Sean: if you had to choose between John and all the money in my pocket, what would you choose?

Arthur: that depends, how much money are we talking about?

John: Arthur!

Sean: 63 cents.

Arthur: I’ll take the money.

John: Arthur!

[kill-bill33]

Micah: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Kieran: Nope, absolutely not.

Sean: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Karen: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Bill: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Javier: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

[mydearhosea]

Stranger: *Says something mean*

John, whispering to Arthur: ...Was that supposed to be an insult?

Arthur: Yes

John: Oh okay

John: HEY!