sweetnotshort

[red-dead-disaster]

AI WARNING:

There's an account going around that does not tag AI art in our fandom! You may have seen pictures like this:

Floating around, and it's ai! There's no soul in it! It's slop and you are being lied to. They do not tag their crap with #ai because they actively want to mislead you into believing any effort or care went into this. AI generators source (read, steal) from YOUR fan works and generate trash like this. While they state that it is AI in their bio, it can't be foudn anywhere else, which is incredibly misleading.

[creamqueen]

rip micah bell you would've loved harrasing others on twitter

[zanazirafanfic]

Charles, practicing pickup lines: Did it hurt, when you fell down from Heaven? Arthur: No, but I did fall off a mountain today, and that hurt pretty bad. Charles: ... Oh my god, you what -

[putanaperdonna]

Greetings y’all here’s part 1 of 100000000000 of RDR2 memes and shitposts by yours truly 😤

[mydearhosea]

Tilly: Arthur! I made you a friendship bracelet.

Arthur: Oh, you know I ain't into that sort of thing, miss Jackson.

Tilly: Well, I can go give it to someone else-

Arthur, practically snatching it from her: No, I'm wearing it forever.

[evelynmiller]

Dutch: Hosea, with this terrible weather our only hope of survival is to strip off our clothes and share body heat

Hosea: It's 68 degrees and sunny, Dutch.

Dutch: Oh, so you want me to freeze to death. I see.

[stratoscope3772]

straussposting again

[funkslide]

”John Marston we are going to hang you!”

”Jokes on you I’m already hung🤘😎🤓🤠”

(John gets shot and immedietly dies)

[forgetminot]

Incorrect Quotes - Red Dead Redemption Edition

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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*

Lenny : Would think about possibly stabbing someone.

Sean : Would stab someone in retaliation.

Y/n : Would yell, "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

John : Would stab without warning.

Arthur : Would stab as a warning.

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Arthur : "Alright, explain right now!"

John : "It was Sean."

Y/n : "It was Sean."

Lenny : "It was Sean."

Sean :

Sean : "...fuck"

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Lenny : "You know what I learned from my friendship with Arthur?"

Sean : "There’s no such thing as too mean?"

Y/n : "Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?"

John : "Always hold a grudge?"

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Sean : "Uh, Arthur? John fell in the river and I don't think he's waterproof."

Arthur : "What?"

Lenny : "I think Sean meant, John is drowning."

John : *is drowning*

Arthur : "Why are none of you helping him!?"

Y/n : "He has to learn somehow."

John : *sinks*

Y/n : "Go on, John, kick those legs!"

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[tbhatxr]

Dutch, pointing a camera at Arthur: There he is, our sweet baby

Arthur, beating the shit out of an O’Driscoll: What-?

[sunsetredlemonade]

Next batch of RDR2 incorrect quotes

[evercornelias]

arthur: you want some horchata? javier made some.

john: you’re telling me a whore made this chata?

[messy-gemini1]

Modern reader and rdr2 because i miss them

Arthur: Y/n, how are you doing? Y/n: Living the dream! Arthur: Oh, that's good. Y/n: Except, it's not my dream. It's a dream Stephen King once had. _____ Y/n: Don’t worry, I have a permit. Hosea: ...This just says “I can do what I want”. Y/n: mhm! :) ______

Hosea: Something tells me Y/n's going to be a bit more unhinged today... Y/n, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Dutch isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral. _____

Hosea: When Y/n was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world." Arthur: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition." ______

*Y/n showing arthur a modern computer* Arthur: How does that even work? Y/n, mocking them: hOw dO yOu UsE a cOmPUteR aNd KnOw wHaTS GoiNg oN iT DoEsNt mAke SeNSe?! Arthur: Your face doesnt make sense. _____ John: Come on Y/n, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that... Y/n: Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars ______ John: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it? Arthur: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?” Y/n, scoffing: Oh, please. Arthur, to Y/n: Hey, how you doin’? Y/n: Y/n: *giggles and blushes* ______ Arthur: You need a hobby. John: I have a hobby! Arthur:: Hitting Y/n isn't a hobby nor is getting your ass kicked by Y/n. _____ Y/n: Sean just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe. ______ Micah, dramatically: They called me a fool. Y/n, sick of Micah's shit: They weren’t wrong. ______

Y/n: I would do anything for money. *later* Y/n, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS! Dutch:*debating his deseion on letting reader stay in the camp* ______ Micah: your a little bastard! Y/n: how'd you know my dad died? Arthur: *so done with Y/n's shit*

[depressingredemption]

RDR2 Incorrect quotes pt2

Arthur: wait are we fighting or flirting?

Charles: my hands are around your damn neck.

Arthur: that doesn’t answer my question-

Dutch: do you want to know why I wanted to talk to you privately?

Sean: i assume it was the prank i pulled on john but in my defence, i did not know that much snake oil in coffee would make someone vomit.

Dutch: it wasn’t about that but now it is.

Hosea: everyone calm down! We’re grown men! Lets handle this like adults.

Arthur: so wing it and hope for the best?

Hosea: yes, now Javier hand me that shovel.

Lenny: why is kieran crying under the table?

Arthur: he took one of those “what person are you” quizzes.

Lenny: and?

Arthur: he got Sean.

Hosea to young john: where are your parents son?

Young john: what are parents?

Dutch: thats the saddest thing I’ve ever heard someone say.

Micah: you know, if you were good at shooting as you were good at whittling then I’m pretty sure you’d almost be a man.

Sean:

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

Dutch: Okay plan G. Arthur: Don't you mean plan B? Dutch: No, plan B was a long time ago, and I skipped plan C because of technical difficulties John: What about plan D? Dutch: Plan D was Hosea and Arthur's desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago Charles: And plan E? Dutch: I'm hoping not to use plan E. Micah dies in it. Arthur: I like plan E.

[mydearhosea]

Stranger: *Says something mean*

John, whispering to Arthur: ...Was that supposed to be an insult?

Arthur: Yes

John: Oh okay

John: HEY!