#red dead redemption incorrect quotes

[skyeconch]

Y/N : *unbuttoning shirt* god it’s so hot in here

Arthur : I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

[alligator-tearzz]

RDR2 Characters as posts I've seen (again)

[red-dead-disaster]

AI WARNING:

There's an account going around that does not tag AI art in our fandom! You may have seen pictures like this:

Floating around, and it's ai! There's no soul in it! It's slop and you are being lied to. They do not tag their crap with #ai because they actively want to mislead you into believing any effort or care went into this. AI generators source (read, steal) from YOUR fan works and generate trash like this. While they state that it is AI in their bio, it can't be foudn anywhere else, which is incredibly misleading.

[tiredcowboyy]

I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?

[breeezytoast]

Arthur: I know you think my judgment’s clouded cause I like Charles a bit

Sadie, holding Arthur’s journal: You drew your wedding invitation...

Arthur: No, that’s our joint tombstone

Sadie: My mistake

[nevsclowntown]

not sure who’s worse john for being john or arthur for clarifying instead of helping

incorrect quote!

[putanaperdonna]

PART ONE: RDR2 members as tweets they would probably post me thinks lmao (if u read these in their voice’s it’s 1000000x funnier)

[bornwholocker]

I know I should have some semblance of consistency in what I post but also I don’t care very much

[creamqueen]

rip micah bell you would've loved harrasing others on twitter

[c0wp0ke]

made rdr2 characters as these tweets (+ others) i found ..

sorry idk how to work tumblr but i wanted to post these :)

[lovelybugsworld]

Rdr2 characters as tweets, except I made them with a fake tweet generator 🤭

[skyeconch]

[POV : Y/N tried to get an ending where Arthur survives but—]

[Loading to saved point…]

Arthur : oh hey, you’re back

Y/N, sits down beside him : yeah..

Arthur : so? How did it go?

Arthur : did ya achieve that “ending”?

Y/N : . . .

Arthur : *chuckles*

Arthur : we were always going to say goodbye, weren’t we? *coughs violently*

Y/N : Yeah. I think so..

Y/N : I’m sorry..

Arthur : nah, it’s alright, saving me was never your job anyway

[The sun slowly rises]

Arthur : ‘least I get to look at the sun one last time

Arthur : with you..

Arthur : hey, [YOUR NAME]?

Y/N : yes?

Arthur : thank you.

Arthur : For being here, for trying. Nobody ever done anything like that for me.

Arthur : Now that I know none of this is real, but I really do love you.

Arthur : I love you so much, [YOUR NAME].

Y/N : I love you too, Arthur Morgan.

[A pause]

Y/N : Arthur?

[Arthur laying motionless on your body, you could feel his warmth slowly leaving his body]

[Reset game files?]

[alligator-tearzz]

These are so fun to make LMAO

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

Arthur, in afterlife: JOHN FRANCIS MARSTON. John: That's not my middle name- Arthur: YOU HAD ONE JOB STAY ALIVE DON'T GO FOR REVENGE HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING John: I TRIED MY BEST OKAY Arthur: WELL YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH Hosea: Boys! It's too late! alright let's just- Jack Marston appears after dying in a gun fight Arthur: FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[tiredcowboyy]

I like to imagine hosea and dutchs reunion in the afterlife is like marty and alex’s reunion in madagascar where they run to each other both seemingly excited but then dutch realises hosea looks kinda pissed and hosea just starts chasing him trying to beat the shit out of his stupid husband for what he did to their sons

[breeezytoast]

Charles: You bought a taco?

Arthur: Yes.

Charles: From the same truck that hit John?!

Arthur, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starvin’ ain’t gonna help him