#actually no not superbat

[duckysprouts]

dc injustice is messed up because they write such refreshing yet disgustingly awful takes on every single relationship and person. like how do u misunderstand the core of every character?? can only be consumed when removed from the context of all canon

anyway take 2 people make em obsessed yada yada hand in unlovable hand or whatever

[waveoftheocean]

one last late entry for superbat week :D day 2: accommodation mishaps! inspired by that time they had to share a bed in superman/batman annual vol 1 (2006)

[noka-exe]

chronic finger biter clark vs nose exhaler bruce

[frownyalfred]

a scenario where both Bruce and Tim are out and about as civilians and end up needing a rescue from their respective Supers so Jim Gordon has to sit there and watch as Superman (fine as long as he's just visiting) and Superboy (near-identical to the former but says fuck?) carry the two Wayne family members back down to safety while simultaneously playing the "I've never met this man in my life! Just a lucky rescue! / If you even look at my human I'm going to go feral" game all the way down.

[blackbatest]

wayne family adventures + text posts: batman edition

its my bisexual right to make superbat and batcat jokes in the same post. btw.

(batkids edition)

+bonus alfred (tw suicide joke)

[strawbuddy-luv]

Love the difference between Superman saving Bruce vs Superboy saving Tim because Clark is trying very hard to act like he's never seen Bruce Wayne a day in his life and has no idea who this celebrity billionaire is while Bruce tries to pretend like this isn't the most humiliating moment of his entire existence. Kon, on the other hand, is an immediate threat to anyone in a 6 mile radius because his human has the survival instincts of a wet paper bag and would sacrifice himself for a child's balloon animal at the drop of a hat. Tim's probably already trying to crawl out of his arms to start working on a solution to whatever he needed saving from to begin with. Reporters have a field day with it all, though the Batfam arguably has way more fun.

[t00thpasteface]

SUPERSHARK!! 🦈👽

[bruciemilf]

Thinking about an AU where Clark landed on earth as an adult instead of a baby. Literally nothing changes except for Bruce having to hide this 6’4, 200 pound golden retriever who shoots lasers out of his eyes in his mansion.

Clark is VERY clingy and these soft whispers in his language send tremors down Bruce’s spine.

And, really, the moon rocks Clark keeps bringing are very beautiful, but it’s getting harder to explain where they come from.

[sisaloofafump]

I think about this quote everyday. You're right Arthur, they ARE best friends and it IS kind of adorable

[nat-20s]

My superbat hot take is that if Clark and Bruce first meet at a gala and Bruce Flirts It Up Clark would not be flustered. I think he can handle flirting just fine until he's, like, actually invested in and romantically attracted to someone. I think he's getting hit on constantly so he knows how to deflect it pretty well, especially while working. (He's polite, distant, and only flirts back if he thinks it'll get him some more info.) Bruce, unfortunately, would think it's hot as hell that this reporter in a cheap suit who should be waaayyy out of his element is not giving him the time of the day

[the-fyre-flie]

Bruce taking Clark out to dinner and spoiling him and kissing his cheek after every little date, causing Clark to fumble and quickly refuse his attention cuz "I-i dont w-wanna make a scene, M-Mr Wayne...////", but as soon as it's Batman and Superman, Supes is happily carrying Bats around and tending to him and always checking his heartrate/well being. He's so happy to just hug and lean on Batman, all while Batman huffes and scowls and pushes him away.

Their alternate egos are inverses of each other PDA wise and it's so cute :3c

[megamindsupremacy]

Superman stealthily floats up behind Batman while he’s having a conversation with another league member. Before the other leaguer can say anything, Superman gives Batman a little smooch on back of the head and then floats off, looking very pleased with himself. Batman does not react even a little bit to this sequence of events and continues with the conversation as if nothing happened. When the other person stops him and is like “hello? superman just kissed you? is this something… you guys do?” And Batman just silently reaches behind him and peels a “kick me” sticker off the back of his cape.

[waveoftheocean]

wahoo finished this in time for superbat week day 5: tired dads!!

[liiizzard]

i want you all to know that every day i go to my important 9-5 big girl financial job at a multi billion dollar company and i go on my lunch break and i read silly little gay fanfiction

[frownyalfred]

Enough with Lois being flattered and seduced by Bruce Wayne. I want Clark blushing like a school girl every time Bruce gets within ten feet, and Lois wants to know why.

So of course she sleeps with him. Mostly to prove to Clark that Wayne isn’t all that and a bag of snacks. A little bit because hey, Wayne isn’t exactly horrible to look at, even if her vibrator has more sentience.

And then, in the middle of trying to prove to Clark that there’s absolutely nothing to get flustered about, Wayne rocks her fucking world. Not once, not twice, not a fluke — all weekend. In between rounds she spots him doing the New York Times crossword in pen and decides it’s a hallucination.

She limps (happily) back to the office on Monday and when Clark brings up Bruce Wayne again, she keeps her mouth shut.

[brucie-baby]

homosexuality