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In mood for a doodle, wondering what kind of costume Mariko should wear this Halloween. Feel free to drop your suggestions below!
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//The urge to draw Mariko with this outfit as a Saiyaman superhero is so strong...
I know I have posted these pictures before but a recent chat reminded me. I <3 Sara from Choushinsei Flashman.
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Payneland²
#payneland#edwin x charles#dbda#dead boy detectives#doom patrol#anon who asked for the doom patrol crossover this one is for you... hope you're still around#thanks for introducing me to this particular version of the boys they are MESSY#rip dp edwin he's not ready to have this conversation#also i considered including dp crystal but there was already a lot going on#also i was gonna make a charles vs charles kinda thing because this town ain't big enough for two of them#and then they decide to ask the edwins and they're just like “obviously charles is the best” and both charles are happy for a second#because they assume they're talking about him
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Absolute “can my friends and I have a sleepover” energy
#BATTINSON MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. truly a wet cat trapped inside a tiger’s body.#yes yes he’s very strong very dangerous. he also makes alfred and Selina take him out to get McDonald’s#and he has 20 PowerPoints presentations about every patrol. this is how it’ll go Alfred.#and it most definitely doesn’t. every time. anyway give this man a chaotic and protective little circus bird#he calls Bruce a bitch in 10 languages and would also comitt atrocities if something happened to him#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#text#battinson#the batman#batman 2022#alfred pennyworth
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Tim: Just went to good fashion island and no one there had heard of you. Btw.
Dick: Gasp
Dick: Just went to spleen island and they've decided to revoke your citizenship.
Tim: Gasp
#just daily patrol banter don't worry about them#tim drake#dick grayson#nightwing#red robin#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batfam#batfam incorrect quotes
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jason todd swears like a sailor whenever you ride him. the visual of your body on top of his, the feeling of your hands on his chest and your cunt fluttering around him, the sweet sounds of your moans and mewls— everything about getting ridden makes jason’s dick hard and turns his brain to mush
#won’t stop swearing. moans loud. keeps calling you pet names and praising you. waxes poetry about how pretty you look riding his cock.#the thought of it alone makes him feral. has made him hard on patrol more than once (he becomes even more brutal towards the criminals when#he’s in this mindset. he’s fighting off the adrenaline that the thought of you naked above him is making him feel)#he has come home early more than once with blood on his clothes and his dick hard in his pants telling you he needs you#he still needs clear vocally expressed consent before he does so much as breathe you in because as wound up as he may be he can’t stay hard#and aroused if you don’t want him back. your consent is crucial to him and he makes sure to ask for it multiple times even during sex#because nothing matters more to him than knowing you’re as into whatever you’re doing as he is#and the vocal admission of you wanting him (physically but also mentally and emotionally and psychologically) is a big part of his drive#jason todd x reader#jason todd smut#jason todd imagine#red hood imagine#dc imagine
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Red Hood vs. Red Robin: A Boyfriend's Dilemma
So, Danny Phantom has a confession to make: his favorite Gotham vigilante? It’s Red Hood. The sheer chaos, the boldness, the way Jason Todd absolutely doesn’t care what anyone thinks—it just speaks to Danny on a deep level. But the problem? He’s dating Tim Drake. Aka Red Robin. And Tim is not amused.
Every time Danny gushes about how cool Red Hood is, Tim gets this adorable little pout on his face. His arms cross, and he’ll start sulking like it’s some sort of cosmic injustice. And honestly? Danny loves it. He knows Tim’s his boyfriend, but watching him get all grumpy is way too fun to pass up.
But here’s the truth: as much as Danny admires Red Hood, Tim will always be his number one. No amount of Jason Todd fanboying could change that. Tim’s the one who makes him laugh, keeps him grounded, and knows him better than anyone. And when Tim’s sulking gets too much, Danny can’t resist it anymore. He pulls Tim close, pressing kisses all over his face until his boyfriend’s grumpy act finally cracks.
Yeah, he might pretend that Red Robin is only second best, but Danny knows where his heart truly lies. Tim Drake is, and will always be, his favorite.
#brain dead#dead tired#tim drake#danny phantom#danny fenton#jason todd#red hood#dc x dp#jason was totally smug abt learning that he's dannys favorite#tim proceeded to kick his ass during training#thats his boyfriend dammit! he gets to be upset that he's not his boyfriends favorite apparently#the first time they met was after red robin had taken a big blow during patrole and as awrstruck as he was he made sure tim was his priority#danny will always put tim first even if its against red hood#when he found out about titans towet you can bet your ass jason was demoted to least favorite for at least a month!#it was honestly the worst thing to happen to jason and you can bet your ass he grovled the fuck out of tim and danny#tim loved every second of it
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#tdbkdk#izuku midoriya#shoto todoroki#bakugo katuski#he is soooo pampered by his boyfriends wooowwww#putting moisturizer on shotos face tell me about your day sessions and they all end up bitching about the shit patrol they had
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Me when I realize that being aro doesn't stop me from being a real person with real feelings and that I can in fact live a happy and meaningful life
#PSA this is about my specific aro experience so obviously it's not gonna apply to every aspec person#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#aro pride#aroace#space patrol luluco
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Fun Fact: There was an actual Sonic game called "waku waku patrol car" where Sonic was a literal cop that patrolled a city an chased down Eggman . 👮♂️🦔🚓
yeah i know, basic sonic fact. okay seriously what is with these anons trying to make me think sonic is pro-cop 💀 do you think i base my political beliefs on whether the sonic the hedgehog franchise approves
#og post#ask#anon#anon thinks 2 year old sonic blog t4tails wouldnt know about waku waku patrol car smh
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I keep having this idea that, as a descendant of the Son Family, Mariko is bound to pick up her own version of Great Saiyaman at some point...
Probably her name would be Saiyan Star.
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Huevember day 7: Big Dogs!!
Corgis are one of the bigger dogs breeds, I’m pretty sure 🤔🐶
#huevember#huevember 2023#secret life smp#itlwart#inthelittlewood#secret life#secret life fanart#secret life martyn#trafficblr#martyn inthelittlewood#secret life smp fanart#floweroflaurelin art#mcyt fanart#mcyt#mcytblr#WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨🚨 TASK FORCE TIME#if I knew more about paw patrol I’d make a paw patrol joke here
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Payneland² part two because they wouldn't leave me alone
Part 1 here
#payneland#edwin x charles#dead boy detectives#dbda#doom patrol#charles that's an insane thing to say#wouldn't it be funny if the doom patrol boys figured it out first?#I just wanted dp edwin to say the cabinet particulier thing and for it to backfire#i don't know why dp charles decided to be sweet about it#you're ruining my jokes man#this was never meant to be a cohesive series of events
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Tim has a school assignment where he has to write a paper about what he’d say if he could talk to a younger version of himself.
And anyways, Bruce gets a call from a very concerned teacher because Tim wrote that he’d tell his younger self to, “Kill me. Kill me with fire. I’m probably evil and I’m gonna try to kill you so kill me first.”
#Tim ‘never told Bruce about traveling to the future’ Drake: And it’s the truth#Damian ‘Evil future Tim tried to kill my best friend’ Wayne: We should kill him now actually#Jason ‘just entered the room’ Todd: who are we killing?#Tim says that Bruce should’ve just let him patrol instead of writing that paper and Bruce is starting to think he’s right#tim drake#Bruce Wayne#batfam
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There should be an episode of dead boy detectives about a group of buzzfeed unsolved-style ghost hunters who are coincidentally also calling themselves the dead boy detectives because the first unsolved case they looked into was the deaths/disappearances of several boys at a catholic boarding school called st hilarions
They should also be played by Ty Tennant, Sebastian Croft, and Madalyn Horcher aka the original dbda from doom patrol
#it would be perfect and so fucking funny#the boys would be SO mad they stole their name but there’s nothing they can do about it#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead patrol
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The most important part of the Altissia chapter is when they're being questioned by customs and Ignis looks at their party of:
1) Him 2) A college age punk 3) A man wider and taller than a fridge wearing no shirt and with several enormous scars 4) The actual crown prince of a neighboring country, making no effort to disguise himself
and decides their best cover story is
"✨We are students of the culinary arts.✨"
And it works.
#im still not over this#how tired was that border patrol guy#literally why did ignis go so specific. he could have just said they were tourists#does he know about some secret altissian law of hospitality that means you cant turn away traveling cooks#I feel like we really glossed over the lunacy of this statement#give me the extended bit where all their obvious shit gets questioned#'you look a lot like the crown prince of insomnia'#*noctis having left the last of his fucks in cape caem* 'yeah I get that a lot. I think its the nose.'#'and you sir. how did a respectable student of the culinary arts come by such a large and deadly looking chest wound?'#*gladio‚ seriously wishing Ignis had let him make the cover story* 'Always. Make sure the lobster is dead before you try to serve it.'#final fantasy#final fantasy xv#final fantasy 15#ffxv#ff15#ff xv#ff 15#ignis scientia#gladiolus amicitia#noctis lucis caelum#prompto argentum
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