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Haha, so I’ve been saying I’m going to write something like this forever, and then yesterday my housemate found that someone beat me to it.

Required reading, friends! So you don’t screw it up if you’re writing fanfic – and so you can suffer along with me if you’re reading it.

My contribution to the smut talk behind the cut. XD (And also one of my Craig-writing friend’s finest moments.) So strap in for –

Keep reading

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One of the funniest things about the DC fandom is how defensive people are of their ships. If they’re comic readers, they’re bringing up panels from 1947 which haven’t been canon in decades. If they’re not comic readers, then half of their ships are based on vibes which is even funnier.

EXCEPT the Superbat people. You’re the chillest motherfuckers in this fandom.

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Leech and Artie request from anon!

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doing some rereading for fic research purposes and i forgot how cool they were drawing jono in early issues

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Do hellhounds turn into regular dogs when their master dies like how vampires turn back into regular humans?

Hellhounds are supposed to be created by feeding a dog vampire blood, right?

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION

What happens to Thorn at the end of The Lost Boys?

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There are many thematic reasons behind the transfem Jinx and nonbinary Viktor headcanons, but ultimately the main reason is that they’re literally walking pride flags

(Pride flags colour picked from pictures of them)

The flags themselves if you want them

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*sees two women interacting for five seconds in a show*: c’mooooon lesbians *shaking dice in fist* mama needs a new pair of lesbians

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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

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I’m so tired of hot actors with no actual talent or magnetism. we need more ugly little cuntservers giving performances that fuck so hard you leave the theatre with road rash. willem dafoe if you’re out there

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Everyone is talking about the state of kink writing in current fandom and I need to address the amount of fics I’ve read where there’s a whole conversation about the traffic light system and how to use it right before the most basic vanilla sex imaginable

They don’t need a safeword when they’re having the most mid-tier, unkinky, church-approved sex every written, they can just use regular words like real human beings

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The fact he’s visibly mixed is like… one of the biggest parts of his backstory, that’s literally how he got the name Daken, it’s a reclaimed insult from his childhood

Laura is also supposed to be mixed, in her original appearance in xmen: evolution she’s very obviously not white, and Marjorie Liu intended for her to be East Asian on her mothers side, this also gets totally erased

It lowkey pisses me off when people describe Akihiro as “the spitting image of his father” because he’s significantly taller, slimmer, way less hairy, and is literally stated to look like his mother by Logan himself

Wild how people want him to be a wolverine clone so bad but can’t handle the idea of Laura, the actual wolverine clone, being masculine or taking after him in any way

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guy who's the only person here voice: so are there any frogsonheads in the chat tonight

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RicStar Week Day 4 Happy Anniversary to my favorite battle couple!!!!

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New Scott Pilgrim Takes Off clip!

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start of civil war

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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

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Poppy Playtime chapter 2 is a little confusing if you aren’t American because the spider theme feels like it’s totally random

It took me like two months to figure out that a daddy long legs is a type of spider in America, in Scotland it’s another name for a crane fly