#a book theory 😈

[jackstheprinceofhearts]

Hey hey so now that we’ve read the bonus content in the ouabh bn edition, who do you think the star is?? I’m thinking it’s def one of the fates but not sure which one of them it is

hiii thank you for the ask!

my theory is that the star is the fallen star from caraval! it's what would make the most sense considering how he was described.

i think it most likely is him but you can tell me your theories if you'd like <3

[turnonyrlovelight]

walks in

they reused the st helen of the blessed shroud seal for the orphans at the annunciation hospital

[elainemg97]

✨The Spies ✨

/ACOTAR SERIES SPOILERS/

Easter Eggs in drawing

Dusk’s Truth: As you can see, there is an old, crumbling temple that is meant to symbolize the fallen dusk court. Elriel has always been followed by the light and dark imagery in-text. Therefore, I think they have a good chance to revive the dusk court, the time of day when day and night meet. There are people stuck in the stone to symbolize those stuck on the prison walls.

Fanged Beast: The theory is that the fanged beasts found in the hewn city will come to life, as that was once part of the dusk court.

Nuala and Cerridwen: Elain’s best friends and part of Azriel’s trusted spy team. He trained them himself, and they are now training Elain (there’s evidence to support this).

Ivy: Elain’s mental shields are wrapped in ivy; therefore, I thought it’d be fun to have their bargain tattoo be ivy. Also, no one would expect Elain to have a massive leg sleeve, but Azriel knows 😈

Rhys’ command: I made Az and Elain’s expressions sad because Rhys commanded Azriel to stay away from Elain. Yet Az feels a connection to Elain, and vice versa, and they can’t stop thinking about each other. This confuses Az because she supposedly has a mate. Why does he feel this connection to her? And so he questions the cauldron because he knows what he feels in his heart.

Elain’s tears: Elain is crying because she thinks the man she wants doesn’t want her. I put tears in her eyes because people call Elain weak because she cries a lot. I say crying is not bad, and some people cry more than others. It’s good to express all types of emotions.

Overall, Elain’s book will hit different. I can feel it.

[halfetirosie]

🍰 Important info from the [Sweet ♡ Heart Attack] PV! 🍰 (Reaction post)

I can't find any theory-fodder, but I can find plenty of cute details to fry my brain!

1) Wait, do they get their own lil' personalized break rooms?!

That is so fucking CUTE!!!! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

I know absolutely nothing about being a barista, but I love how Rei's room has a sus-looking mini chemistry set going on---especially the mysterious powders on that little paper. We love our Drug Dealer Scientist Aesthetic!

2) I wonder how Dante feels about being surrounded by lil' Sooleys and Dantes....He'll probably play it cool, but I hope he can't conceal his blushies. 😈

Also: DANTE BALLOON!!!!

And not just any Dante Balloon:

/ / / FLUSTERED DANTE / / / BALLOON!!!!

3) *THUNDEROUS CHEERING AND APPLAUSE* 🎉🎉🎉

HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T BELIEVE EIDEN EVEN CONVINCED HIM TO DO HEART HANDS, TOO!!!!!

STRONG PERSUASION INDEED!!!!!!

He is so fucking cute when he's all flustered like this, I can't---

4) (⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ◡ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝)

H-He's so in love...

This is especially adorable because cat tails express their feelings naturally; so even if Dante's up to his Tsundere Bullshit™, he can't hide his affection for Eiden because of his tail. ♡♡♡♡♡

5) 🚨🚨🚨 PRETTY HAND ALERT!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Affectionate Dante... Cradling Eiden's head....

6) REI, YOU SEDUCTIVE BASTARD, YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME--- ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

---I just---

*static*

*Stares at Rei teasing Eiden's hand under his glove, desperately trying to think of something witty to say, but my Hand FetishAppreciation has been so targeted, I've lost the ability to function*

*static*

7) Oh shittt, has another prophecy come true?!

I saw another person predicting that Rei's SSR will include the lingerie he's wearing in the art book, and I NEED IT TO BE TRUE!!!!

PLEASE DEVS, SHOW ME MY FAVS IN SEXY UNDERWEAR!!!! 😭🙏

8) Can I just say: even though I didn't make a dedicated post for it, I really am a huge fan of this design. I love how gentle and professional Olivine's maid uniform is---AND how we get to see his forehead!!!!

(Listen; anime art styles just HATE showing characters' foreheads for some reason, so I consider this a win!)

I can't wait to see (I assume) Olivine get play out one of his many sex fantasies! :D

🍰 End of report! 🍰

[nalyra-dreaming]

Hi again!

So I maybe a tubelight regarding all the theories and all..

But please explain what is up with Louis. Yes, like we see just one episode ago how Louis realises Armand has played with his memories, or those Fred Stein photographs and all. So doesn't he question Armand at all and blindly believes whatever he had fed him till now?

I understand, we are seeing it from a third person perspective who is getting to see it all. Maybe my questions stems from there.

But Daniel? He believes Armand that too easily? I am so very doubtful of that and he doesn't call out Armand at all, just throws his suspicion out there.

And maybe I am asking for a little bit of a spoiler here, since I haven't read the books. Does Louis, by the end, gets to know that Armand had been involved in Claudia's death?

Louis knew in the books. I do think he will remember here as well.

Daniel… Daniel is biding his time for the big showdown I bet. Because these are dangerous predators across of him, and he is rightfully afraid.

I do think that Daniel - when he has garnered enough evidence - will go and blow up the powder keg that is Dubai. 😈

I would bet on it. Next episode.

And Louis will explode with him 😈

It‘s the long game being played. I think we as an audience… are not quite used to that anymore ^^

[jasmineandcedar]

Eris' rescue with an Elriel twist and a melodramatic death-lord...

Because Eris and Koschei are two of my favourite side characters, and because I like the theory of Koschei somehow luring Azriel in Elain's book and Elain coming to the rescue—here's a very silly reimagination of Azriel, Eris and Koschei's interactions during Eris' rescue. With a hint of Elriel...

----

Azriel: *arrives*

Eris: *seductively* Well, hello there, you overgrown bat, you... 😏

Azriel: ew.

Koschei: *in a high pitched voice, glaring at Eris* YOU STOLE MY FUCKING LINE! I'VE PRACTICED SINCE LAST SOLSTICE *closes his non-existent eyes and exhales slowly, regaining composure* Azriel, dear, could you please leave and come back?

Azriel: *confused* what?

Koschei: Whatever... *gets back into character* Well, hello there, you overgrown bat! 😈 I've been waiting for you! *dramatic gesturing*

Eris: *rolls his eyes*

Azriel: *plays along awkwardly* Oh... no...

Koschei: *in a spooky voice* That's right! 'Oh no'! Not so cocky now, are we!? Seeing the terrifying Koschei in the flesh!

Azriel: *states plainly* you're practically a wraith...

Koschei: shut up! You're being awfully insensitive *offended*

Eris: *amused* Shadow boy really is very boring...

Koachei: *still offended* For once we're in agreement, you obnoxious creature. No appreciation for theatrics! No excitement... Nice to look at but very bland expressions... No passion! No banter! I have hyped him up too much in my mind, I see. Must be the shadows that had me slightly biased. *shakes non-existent head disapprovingly* This is all rather disappointing, shadow boy. How can you even sleep at night?

Koschei: *Not listening, getting increasingly worked up* Here I have been patiently waiting for some damned page time and then you show up and your heart is just not in it. My working conditions are really in the gutter. Awful pay, no work-life life balance, having to do all the work myself, horrible conditions really! I'm stuck by a damned lake, for Cauldron's sake! *high pitched voice* My big moment! IN A LAKE! And I'm afraid of water! Never know what's lurking beneath the surface. *shudders* All I want is to be free of this damned lake! And perhaps do some minor destruction in the process. All in good fun. But who cares about old Koschei! *waves a non-existent hand dramatically* I dream of the day I am no longer a joke to you all! What has a death-lord got to do to be taken seriously around here? *Stares dreamily into the horizon* I should do a rebranding... ‘Death-lord' doesn't carry the weight I expected... Or perhaps I should start a union. For all the overlooked and overworked death-lords. Do some collective bargaining. Yes... yes... 

Azriel: *dead inside* I don't. 

Azriel: *rubbing his temples, suddenly vaguely inspired to start a union for overworked shadowsingers with sleeping problems and yearning hearts* Ahem… *clears his throat*

Koschei: *yanked from his daydreaming* Oh, you can have the redhead. *shoves Eris in Azriel's general direction* In fact, please take him. He's giving me migraines, and I'm not even sure I have a head. *closes his non-existent eyes and pinches the bridge of his non-existent nose dramatically* He's really awfully obnoxious. I have lived a very long time and a few minutes with him has made me regret all my life's decisions.

Azriel: *nods sympathetically to Koschei and grabs Eris by the collar* 

Eris: *horrified* Not the collar!! Do you know how expensive this outfit was!? *scandalized* For the love of the Cauldron, shadow boy! I like it rough but have some common sense!

Azriel: ew. 

Koschei: *still pinching the bridge of his non-existent nose dramatically* You're being awfully insensitive, Eris! I can't even wear an outfit! Now go, go *waves non-existent hand* I'll think of something else for Elain's book, shadow boy. Without the redhead. 

Azriel: *suddenly not so dead inside, sighing dreamily* Elain 😍😍

Eris: ew.

Azriel: *death glares at Eris* 

Koachei: *Intrigued by Azriel's increasing expressiveness* Shadow boy! Where was that passion just seconds ago? *narrows his non-existent eyes and whispers menacingly* Elaaaaiiiinnn.

Azriel: *sighs dreamily* Elain 😍😍

Koschei: *shadow punches the air in triumph* Now we're talking! That's the spirit! Shadow boy to shadow boy, I knew you had it in you... Big fan of the pathetic yearning... Very nice, very nice... I'm a sucker for the sentimental... *rubbing his non-existent chin* You're giving me ideas, shadow boy! Very nice, indeed... Leave now. I have to sinisterly connect the dots and strategize. I hear we have 84 years until Elain's book is out. No time to loose.

Azriel: *grabs Eris by the collar and winnows away*

Eris: Not the co—

[azsazz]

SJM Ask Game

Thank you for the tag @daydreaming-nerd !! 💙💙 (I do want to hear those redacted answers for where you put tharion lol) I feel like it's been so long since I've been on tumblr or even done one of these but I'm excited💙

1) What’s your favourite SJM book?

Hmmmm I'm gonna say ACOMAF because that's when I was first introduced to Azzy and the obsession began 💙😈

2) Which is your favourite series (tog, acotar or cc)

If you don't know me, CC is one of the worst books I've ever read. It's hard to choose between ACOTAR and TOG tho because they were both really good....

3) Who is your favourite character? (And why?)

Hehehehehehehehe. Az obviously 🥰

4) Do you have a favourite quote from one of the books?

Hmmmm...tbh not really...the ones that stay stuck in my head are the cringey ones...BUT, let's go with "Cassian shot him a glare. 'I don't see you spouting poetry, brother.' Azriel crossed his arms, still smiling faintly, 'I don't need to resort to it.'" THAT'S GODDAMN RIGHT BBY YOU DONT 💙💙 legs spread for mah boi

5) Favourite ship?

Azris frfr

6) Elriel or Gwynriel? Or neither?

Azris frfr

7) Who’s the most underrated SJM character?

Oooof there's so many. Fenrys. I've never gotten enough of him.

8) Which character do you wish to learn more about?

Azris frfr. I want both of their backstories rn

9) Are there any characters you don’t like?

Bryce Quinlan and Danika Fendyr

10) Favourite bat boy?

My king azriel 💙💙

11) Favourite court?/ Which one would you most like to live in?

Honestly I'd probably either live in Autumn or Night tbh.

12) Favourite SJM villain?

Does Tamlin count? lol.

13) If you could change one thing in any of the books what would it be?

That CC never happened

14) Favourite SJM theory?

Azris frfr

15) Favourite Archeron sister?

Prob Ness

16) A character you feel is over-hated/ underrated:

over-rated: bryce quinlan

under-rated: chaol 💙

17) Aelin, Bryce, or Feyre?

Aelin!!

18) What’s your favourite character from each series?

Fenrys, Azriel, Ruhn

19) If you wrote an acotar book what would you call it?

A Court of Smoke and Cinders? (azris frfr)

20) Who is your favourite acotar blogger?

nah there's literally too many to choose from

21)What fics would you recommend to people who love the series?

The Serpent and the Wings of Night

Questions for writers

22) Easiest character to write for?

Azzy because i built him brick by brick

23) Hardest character to write for?

LUCIEN. IDK WHY

24) What’s a character you’d like to write for but haven’t yet?

lol who haven't i written for? hmmmm...maybe fenrys, aedion, or hunt?

25) What’s a court you’d like to write about more?

Dawn!

26) What’s a character you won’t write for and why?

hmmm...idk I'd like to say that I'd try anything once...

27) If you could only write for one character ever again, who would you pick?

azzy. nobody compares to him

28) Whats your favourite trope to write about when it comes to Azriel?

right now i think modern aus...in any sort. or anything that involves angst i love putting everyone thru some shit

29) What do you think is the best/favourite acotar fic you’ve written?

hmmmm...i feel like this is impossible to choose

30) Who are your favourite friendships to write about?

eris x anyone because this man needs a friend

31) For first time readers to your blog, which three fics would you recommend they read?

LMAO ummm...I'll list at least one for. every character

Az: Cupid's Chokehold or Midnight Muse

Cass: In Storm or Dial Drunk or Better Men Have Hit Their Knees and Bigger Men Have Died

Eris: You Know I Always Liked Playing with Fire or Hide

Rhys: Clandestine Love or Dioxazine

Lucien: The Other Woman or My Happy Ending

or literally any poly can't go wrong with those tbh

No pressure tags: @writingsbychlo @acourtofwhatthefuck @i-am-a-lost-girl16 @azrielhours @a-frog-with-a-laptop or anyone else who wants to participate!

[alaydabug2]

HEY KEEPER FANDOM

@khipandabear1321

THATS MY IRL FRIEND

You can call her Kai

She hasn't read the books but I ramble to her about them and my theories and my tumblr shenanigans

GO BUG HER 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

@imobsessed123 <that's my pookie boo boo Lexi 💕

@thishumanformislimiting < that's my chaos gremlin buddy Emelin

@myfairkatiecat < that's Katie who's wrapped up in a lot of my shenanigans

@keefe--sencen <Keefe (yes like in the books) my cognate <3

Aaaaand cause this is currently going on @the-way-astray < Stria so you can apologize on my behalf 😭

Oh also @alaxiismyotp and @ishipstrieefe <yeah thise gimmick blogs I was talking about earlier

[taduki]

Fun-sized HCs: M6 w/ a Conspiracy Theorist MC

Yeah, that’s right, I’m making mini hcs cuz my full hcs are HUGE — they’re like oneshots. Also, yes any and all Inside Job fans come thru I’m begging. 🙏

Asra: If it were not for Julian, they would be the Major Arcana of conspiracies… I mean, when you died, he looked and looked for ways to bring you back when it’s generally supposed to be impossible. If you wanna mull over old books and scrolls for secrets that might not even be there, go right ahead! Will always tear you away from your studies to prevent you from going too far into the rabbit hole.

Julian: Omg!! Partners!! He obsessed over the plague and his best friends since then have been decaying tomes and mysterious ledgers. Though, he’d rather keep away from biology studies for a time, he’s all good with your investigations! He would accompany you on your ventures around the abandoned sides of Vesuvia as well as the not-so-abandoned sides… 😈

Portia: Confused… but delightfully interested! Wants to hear the most interesting stories you have. After all the fun you two had with the realms, who knows what’s gonna happen now! Is down to protect you anytime, but would prefer to keep you safe at home with just your theories. Wants to know everything that goes on in your cute little noggin. 💕

Nadia: Oh, well, now she can make use of that dusty, old section in the library! Is somehow surprised when you suddenly haul ass to the library… Really though, knowing a theorist is inquiring to her as a ruler. She’s cautiously intrigued in your interests, but would rather not intrude. Her concern for you shines through when you express plans to infiltrate or explore… Does her best to get you into events as lawfully as she can if you so wish.

Muriel: Doesn’t care, honestly 😭😭. After all you two have been through during the trip South, he’s had his fair share of magic and monsters already… DOES care when you show signs of the rabbit hole’s depths or plans to get into something dangerous. Begrudgingly accompanies you on expeditions, just to make sure you’re safe…

Lucio: Kind of cool, actually??? He never understood all of that magic junk that happened during the ritual, but secret societies and monuments are way cooler to him! Especially cooler now that you’re traveling and picking up stories from the locals. He’s down to muck up an old crypt anytime with you! Just… don’t expect him to be careful 😒…

[endiness]

"Gary Oliver as Marshal Vissegerd"

my "radovid as a daniel etcheverry replacement" conspiracy theory inches closer to reality 😈

(more on that + serious s4 and bof spoilers)

so just go to over my theory again: at one point in the books, geralt and dandelion are separated from the rest of the hansa (which hasn't quite fully formed yet, btw) and are captured by northern army forces made up of cintran and temerian troops and taken to their camp as they're suspected of being spies for nilfgaard. once they arrive at the camp, their mistreatment is (momentarily) halted by daniel etcheverry, who is the liaison for king foltest/temeria, as he knows dandelion and is a fan of his:

however, vissegerd, the leader of the cintran troops and the person in charge of the whole army, arrives soon after. and he basically hates geralt and blames him for the entire downfall of cintra and everything that happened just because he was at pavetta's betrothal and because of the whole child surprise thing that happened etc etc. and so he orders geralt and dandelion to be hanged. (there's also other elements at play for why vissegerd does this, but that's basically the gist of it.)

and so basically my theory (or rather my hopes lol) was that the show would use radovid in place of daniel etcheverry as he vaguely fits into the role of "could feasibly be at the northern army camp" and "is already a fan of jaskier's." plus if the show put them together in the northern army camp, then that would give the show more time to build up their relationship which the show really does need to do.

and my one real fear regarding that was that the show would use radovid in place of vissegerd instead and he'd be the one to order jaskier (and geralt) to be hanged. but now that vissegerd has been confirmed, i am slightly less worried about that. i mean, technically the show COULD always have radovid be the one who orders them to be hanged especially as i am also a "radovid is jaskier's anna henrietta" truther and that would fit into that storyline. but yeah, hopefully that won't happen now that vissegerd is for sure confirmed to be in the season. or if something like that does happen, i extremely hope it's not a scenario where radovid wants that but he's being forced into it due to circumstance. which would, actually, fit into the idea of radovid being a replacement for daniel etcheverry as, while he was a fan of dandelion's and did try to advocate for him, at the same time, he also didn't really go that hard and basically admitted he couldn't really do anything or would.

and just to add the whiteboard leak spoilers to all of this:

the "[rd]" in "northern camp | [rd] smokes his pipe + enters" is pretty much guaranteed to be "vissegerd" at this point imo. and hopefully the "[d]" in "[d] will hang jaskier" is also him and not radovid lol.

also: RI says that the actor filmed for block 2, meaning either 4x03 or 4x04, and we know the refugee camp scenes were filmed in the same block. the whiteboard leaks, imo, also indicate that the northern army camp escape will happen at the end of 4x06. so what i'm thinking will happen is that the refugee camp attack happens sometime during 4x04 and perhaps vissegerd is leading the northern army troops that stop nilfgaard and apprehend geralt and jaskier hence why he's in that episode. and then 4x05 would either be geralt and jaskier travelling to the northern army camp or already there and then they escape by the end of 4x06. (also to be a radskier shipper about things as this is a radskier shipping speculation post: my extremely unlikely to happen theory (hope) is that vissegerd and radovid are leading the troops who stop the attack on the refugee camp at the end of 4x04 so that's when radovid and jaskier are reunited again and then they could spend 4x05 and 4x06 together.)

and another interesting thing to note: the actor who plays vissegerd said he'd be working on the show for 5 1/2 months back in april, so i'd assume that means he'll be on the show for that entire length of time which i also think should take him up to the end of 4x06. if so, i wonder if that means all his scenes would be with radovid and if radovid is leading the redanian army that whole time.

[bithcisweartogod]

LINK CLICK THEORY DUMP (proceed with caution cuz im stupid)

so lets just go part by part

liu xiao reading them sonnets (THEM FRUITY SONNETS)

lu guang standing in the room where liu xiao was reading them, talking to him abt something 

cheng xiaoshi alone in that room holding that book looking depressed as fuck 

= lu guang made some deal with liu xiao, didn’t tell cheng xiaoshi, something bad happened, BUT since it’s a prequel it’s not something totally horrible and inescapable 

…UNLESS ?

THEN ALSO

lg was talking about having an ability to control time to lx (?); then he gets that ability, but on some terms; gets what he wanted to get done; BREAKS THE TERMS; vein searches him out to punish him for that; cxs finds out and connects the dots but too late bc lg is SOMEWHERE (or smth happened to him)

and maybe the terms were that him and lx would be partners? and thats why lx looks like he wants that cookie so effing bad (kissing the chess piece representing him like bro chill you just met the guy); maybe lg was supposed to become a part of the Evil Gang😈? but once lg got cxs back (or whatever else he could want as if he could possibly want anything else) he ditched them? 

[historiavn]

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LAST SONG LISTENED TO: Vigilante Shit (Taylor Swift)

LAST BOOK FINISHED: The History of Sexuality by Michel Foucault and Fun Home by Allison Bechdel (both were read for my Queer Theory class!)

LAST FILM WATCHED: Coco

CURRENT OBSESSIONS: Taylor Swift’s music, Abraham Lincoln, writing song lyrics as much as I can bc it’s actually very therapeutic, Julius Caesar and the fall of the Roman Republic, any and all types of astrology

CURRENTLY READING: Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston, Party Politics in the Age of Caesar by Lily Ross Taylor (for my History of Rome class), Caesar: Life of a Colossus by Adrian Goldsworthy, the concept of biopower as it relates to queer theory

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: replying to my roleplay threads, updating muse bios, writing new songs for my musical, a paper for my History of Rome class about the numerous reforms that Caesar did during his dictatorships, getting ready for my uni finals 😭

LOOKING FORWARD TO: orchestra concert next week, finishing up the semester in December, the holiday season, the classes I’m taking next semester!

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[hanafubukki]

With chapter 3 of book 7 coming soon and then bunny event…

I hope you’re all ready for my spam in…literally everything 🤣🤣

I mean I never stopped spamming you all with my posts wether it be theories, fanfics/HCs/thoughts, screenshots, or general fangirling with, of course, reblogs of stuff 💞💞🫶

But I can already feel that itch increasing even more…😈🫶☺️🌺

[simorys]

What are your Roger lotf headcanons give them RAAAH (please and thanks :>)

Rahhh my list of Roger HCS :3 sorry if they're cringe 💔

Korean (dad) , Indonesian (mom) 

Upper Middle Class

Oct. Scorpio 

It/he/they (only in their head tho) ; MLM, Agender; 

Autism (special interest in space and poetry),ASPD, insomnia, gets a lot of intrusive thoughts+has some paranoia issues. 

Has a lot of emotional/reaction delay

Roger doesn’t like smiling often because he has crooked teeth (and bc he's emo 💔) 

Roger stomps when he’s extremely happy (stimming) 

Roger knew it was Simon the whole time. Did somewhat regret it later

Roger loves space, he tells his friends (if he has any) all his theories and his knowledge

Roger has some nicknames for people in his head but is too embarrassed to call them out loud (Maurie for Maurice, J or Jackie for Jack, Si for Simon, ect.) 

Roger always has those crusty lips (me too man 😔😔)

is agender but obviously doesn't have a word for that feeling so he keeps it secret and doesn't know how to talk about it.

Has abusive parents. They're all abusive to each other. 

Killed his dad (and probably mom too) when he was around 17. Idk yet if he got caught or not. 

He admired Simon bc of how easy being nice seemed to him. He'd never admit that tho

Contrary to popular belief, he does have emotions. He just doesn't know how to react to them/doesn't understand them. 

Has a diary 💀 (nerd)  writes poetry in it a lot. 

Favorite book is Dracula

Big fan of Edgar Allen Poe (why he likes to write poetry) 

After the island, he sometimes goes to Simon's room and talks to "Simon" (I think Jack and Maurice also do this)

Most people at their school forgets he exists bc they're very anti-social and closed off.

His fursona is a buff emo wolf /j

😈💀💔🖤🐺🩸 <- Roger emojis

[thedanniannie]

ITACHI IF YOU SHOWED HIM DRAG RACE!!!

Head canon fic where reader is a mega drag race fan, and convinces Itachi to watch an episode with them.

Also small Shisui cameo at the end bc it's my Tumblr AND IM ALLOWED TO ADD UCHIHAS AS I SO DAMN PLEASE...

- You practically had to beg itachi to sit down with you to watch it. The show has always been classified as a "you thing." Or you'd watch it with your closest girl friends.

- But imagine getting the opportunity to watch this book nerd watch such an extravagant show. The thought alone gave you the courage to ask him to watch with you.

- I mean this man is defo NOT straight, so he needs to learn some queer culture!

- It's the night of a lifetime and he is NOT matching the vibe. The bright pink of the work room on the TV reflecting off onto his glasses and stoic face, along with his leg crossed and the man is sipping on a cup of tea like an old grandmother.

- The reaction from the first episode was lackluster at best. There's not much to tell if he liked it or not. Every time you caught a glance at him you could tell he had his "thinking eyes," the ones with the slight squint and the soft furrowed brows.

- You ask if he liked the episode and he responds very properly, "it was very interesting, thank you for showing me." Polite, but not very telling if he was actually intrigued or was just sparing your feelings.

- In a surprising turn of events, the next night as you two are washing dishes from dinner, he casually asks if you wanted to continue to the second episode. (HUH?!?!)

- Second episode turns into third episode, and there's more signs that he's slowly catching the drag race bug. During the judges' debriefing you start to hear him humming at comments that you can only assume are comments he agrees with.

- The whole time you have been commenting and reacting to all the challenges, runways, and lip syncs. By episode five Itachi begins chiming in with you, although not quite to the energy you have. He'll chuckle more at the puns and gimmicks, and will always give a soft compliment to the queens with the more interesting designs. Of course he'd like the more artistic queens.

- Nothing could have prepared you, however, to be watching one of the runways with him and he casually remarks, "...hmm, a unitard and fishnets. Michelle will hate that..."

- (please imagining him saying that would have me looking at him like he's one of the damn pit crew 😈)

- By the end you two are doing your own debriefing after runways and lipsyncs, getting to hear his analytical brain try to break down drag fashion as opposed to his usual history or theory material.

- Little secret, he definitely only started it to spare your feelings. But look at him now. Regardless, he's happy to let his guard down and watch what he would now consider his "guilty pleasure" show with his lover.

- The only one, besides you, who he brings up the show with is Shisui. But they're super close, and I think Shisui definitely might have watched an episode with one of his hook-ups, and even knows the names of some of the more famous queens. (They're both queer men talking about drag race, how original lol)

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I guess this is just my type of fanfiction writing now bc I just can't deviate from it. It's because I watch a lot of stuff that I know Itachi's ass WOULD NOT watch. And I think it's fun to be delusional. It's like the Victorian child meme, except it's "Okay what brain rot material could kill Itachi Uchiha?" That's my premise for fanfic writing.

[nalyra-dreaming]

This is regarding the spoilers for the next episodes so if you don't want to answer or be spoiled, please feel free to delete this ask.

I truly feel like Raglan James was right. Daniel should fear the other one because it seems like the one who caused the collapse of the bookshelf on Daniel is Louis. There was a clip of Armand saying Louis' name with a shock-frantic expression and then he dashes to the side. I know it could also be because something happened to Louis. But the lights on the side of the clip with Daniel and Armand seems to be the same. I also further guess that Armand would be saving Daniel first and then stopping Louis second. It would be a deadlier version of Louis using his powers to trigger Daniel's Parkinson and mind reading about his proposal to Alice. Since Louis has a history of attacking Daniel when he does not like Daniel's responses, this might have happened because Daniel interrogates Louis on his answer as to why he decided to stay with Armand. That's just my elaborate guess. I am prepared to be wrong though. What do you think about the spoilers? Which spoilers are you most excited about?

Not elaborating on the spoilers, sorry.

As per your theory: could be! I don’t know^^, but definitely possible.

Louis is a dangerous vampire. He just… likes to downplay that. Until he snaps.

And we will see him snap in the last episodes 😈 (that’s just book canon^^)