#nu carnival sooley

[sparkbeast20]

[halfetirosie]

🍰 Important info from the [Sweet ♡ Heart Attack] PV! 🍰 (Reaction post)

I can't find any theory-fodder, but I can find plenty of cute details to fry my brain!

1) Wait, do they get their own lil' personalized break rooms?!

That is so fucking CUTE!!!! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

I know absolutely nothing about being a barista, but I love how Rei's room has a sus-looking mini chemistry set going on---especially the mysterious powders on that little paper. We love our Drug Dealer Scientist Aesthetic!

2) I wonder how Dante feels about being surrounded by lil' Sooleys and Dantes....He'll probably play it cool, but I hope he can't conceal his blushies. 😈

Also: DANTE BALLOON!!!!

And not just any Dante Balloon:

/ / / FLUSTERED DANTE / / / BALLOON!!!!

3) *THUNDEROUS CHEERING AND APPLAUSE* 🎉🎉🎉

HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T BELIEVE EIDEN EVEN CONVINCED HIM TO DO HEART HANDS, TOO!!!!!

STRONG PERSUASION INDEED!!!!!!

He is so fucking cute when he's all flustered like this, I can't---

4) (⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ◡ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝)

H-He's so in love...

This is especially adorable because cat tails express their feelings naturally; so even if Dante's up to his Tsundere Bullshit™, he can't hide his affection for Eiden because of his tail. ♡♡♡♡♡

5) 🚨🚨🚨 PRETTY HAND ALERT!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Affectionate Dante... Cradling Eiden's head....

6) REI, YOU SEDUCTIVE BASTARD, YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME--- ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

---I just---

*static*

*Stares at Rei teasing Eiden's hand under his glove, desperately trying to think of something witty to say, but my Hand FetishAppreciation has been so targeted, I've lost the ability to function*

*static*

7) Oh shittt, has another prophecy come true?!

I saw another person predicting that Rei's SSR will include the lingerie he's wearing in the art book, and I NEED IT TO BE TRUE!!!!

PLEASE DEVS, SHOW ME MY FAVS IN SEXY UNDERWEAR!!!! 😭🙏

8) Can I just say: even though I didn't make a dedicated post for it, I really am a huge fan of this design. I love how gentle and professional Olivine's maid uniform is---AND how we get to see his forehead!!!!

(Listen; anime art styles just HATE showing characters' foreheads for some reason, so I consider this a win!)

I can't wait to see (I assume) Olivine get play out one of his many sex fantasies! :D

🍰 End of report! 🍰

[kanaeris]

[ 8 / 9 ] Clan Members 💎

Dante DONE ✓

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[nucarnivalmadness]

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code yaaaay!!!

And this illustration is so cute, all the cuties are in one place 😌❤️

[petcheetah7]

Look at Topper and Sooley playing! 🥺

[nukani-smash]

It has come to my attention that Sooley can move now instead of being a still PNG 👓✨

[halfetirosie]

♡♡♡ CUTE!!!!!! ♡♡♡

My gift for svedka69 on twt from the nukani exchange event (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

I've given the pic to my giftee in the server but forgot to post it here oops

Their outfits gave me a headache ngl LOL

[fisheito]

pls imagine the muppet sound effect mupmhaupmahpmupmpmaup as yakugaru open and close their mouths

[sea-arsonist]

Tis 1 AM right now. And I got this...MASSIVE urge to doodle the clan holding babies. So I just......succumbed to my desiresmmm. Doodles are a little crunchy but I hope they're still readable (this is non AU work)

(Don't take this too seriously)

Also if y'all wondering where Kuya is.......he the baby daddy

[halfetirosie]

▼✧♦ "Enter this contest!" they said. "It'll be fun!" they said. ♦✧▼

(Exercise 21 - 24 React-os!)

1) WILSONNNN!!!!!

Yes, I know I already made this joke, but I don't care. (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Funny coincidence tho; Cast Away was actually playing on T.V a few days ago! I of course had to watch it---I realized I haven't actually watched it in probably over 8 years---and it's a good-ass movie, ya'll!!! If you ever get the chance to watch it, you should!!!!

I also think it's neat that Eiden has canonically seen Cast Away...Or at least, he's aware of its existence through memes.

2) Fuckin hell bro, Quincy is so endearing, I can't handle it!!!!

It's so Dad Energy™ to zonk out at the beach and get buried in the sand, tbh. ♡

And Eiden's really living up to his Little Devil nickname! 😈

3) Premium Sooley + 🐾 Cat Dad Dante 🐾 content!!!

⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡♡♡♡♡♡

Dante: "Ha, look at you guys playing around! Pathetic!"

Dante: *Is literally playing with his cat*

Now watch, Dante's gonna claim this isn't "playing" but is just training Sooley to get used to the water---

PFFFT!!!! (≧∇≦) Called it!!!!

I mean, you do know it can be both playing and training, right, bub? 😅

He's such a prideful little stinker!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡

4) GUYS, IN THE AUDIO AT THIS PART

🚨🚨🚨DANTE LAUGHS!!!!!!🚨🚨🚨

*Obnoxious squealing*

*Swoons so hard I fall down the fucking stairs*

*static*

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*static*

Dante is seriously having so much this event, and it's such a joy to see!!! This dude might have been borderline forced into participating, and he might be using "research" as an excuse, but this is the happiest we've seen him in, like, a long time!!!

No, seriously, think about it! The previous 3 event he featured in (Sunburst Fever, Blood Secret, and Desert of Dusk), Dante was busy with official business. They were pretty damn stressful for him.

But my mans has finally caught a break!!!

(⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ◡ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝)

5) ASSIGNED DORITO AT BIRTH!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I know that the lil' symbol is probably supposed to actually represent Dante's tattoos, but I'mma just pretend that they're his sharp-chin head on a Dorito body:

6) This can be interpreted in two ways---

Extremely horny

Extremely threatening

7) A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD "LUMBERJACK"

(⊙ ㅁ ⊙)

BITCH BE FELLING TREES WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!!!

😱😱😱😱😱

Sometimes I kind of forget that Quincy has the potential to be really fuckin scary... He's so likable, but he could crush somebody's skull without even breaking a sweat...

8) I also kind of forget how excellent all of the clan members are in combat scenarios...

These dudes are literally sending lethal attacks back and forth, dealing with them all seamless.

On the one hand, it makes me proud of our bois, being so talented and all. But also, seeing them go all-out against each other is kind of a harsh reminder of how, at least in this respect, Eiden really is the odd one out...

9) Wait, did he have his tail out during this event????

THEN WHY DIDN'T THEY PUT IT IN HIS SSR?!?!?!

WHAT THE HELL, WE WERE ROBBED!!! 😡😡😡😡😡

10) Oh, come on! Really??? (◔_◔)

Did they really need to turn this into an "everybody wins" scenario???

Look, I love a happy ending as much as the next guy, and I know that the stakes of this event weren't exactly high. But this ain't a kids show that needs a squeaky-clean non-controversial ending. I want someone to win! Give us a clear winner!!!

Fuck it, I'll say it;

🔥 DANTE SHOULD'VE WON!!!! 🔥

I mean, COME ON!!! He absolutely crushed it this event!!! And he wanted to win more than anyone else, too!!!!

My dude finally had a mini-vacation for the first time in ages---LET HIM HAVE THIS!!!!!

DANTE GOT ROBBED!!!!!

11) Damn, poor Eiden! :(

Our boi was so close!!! I was really rooting for him!!! (I know I said Dante should've won, and I still think so; but if anyone else were to be the winner, it should've been Eiden. He really put a fuck-ton of effort into this event; gotta love an underdog!)

😂 Eiden really is being a great sport about this!

(And that was probably the funniest way of congratulating those three on their great performance in the competition.)

⚠️WARNING: GLOOMY COMMENTARY AHEAD!⚠️

But idk, man...

Maybe it's because I get way too immersed/empathetic when reading, but I feel way more sad about Eiden's loss than I probably should be.

Like, obviously, losing doesn't feel good. Nobody likes failure. And since Eiden is the protag, we're all sorta on his side by default.

I guess I boils down to what I said earlier; in comparison to the clan members, Eiden really is the odd one out. He doesn't even come close to their power; and even when he was trying his hardest in this competition, the odds were so insurmountable, there was no way he could ever win.

🤷 It just pokes at an inferiority complex that feels shitty.

🌸 End of report! 🌸

[halfetirosie]

The DANTE YEET!!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Summer doodles :)

[winterdesu]

presenting nu🦀 (or: nu crabnival)

[bunniberry]

dante 😋🥳 he finally returns after so long

[kazunarei]

The fact that there's only one technically kills me

Where are the EiReiDan stories?????

I need to see Dante try and fail to deal with bratty/sassy/whiny/demanding Eiden and Rei.

I need to see Dante's soul get sucked ouut his dick by EiRei.

The end of the event where EiRei teased Dante lingers in the back of my head.

The fact that they will egg the other on when teasing kills me. If Rei starts something Eiden is right there making it worse.

Where are they . . . I need them . . . . . . ( ＿ ＿)ノ｜

[pwurrz]

FUCKING KUYA ON THE CAT BED STOPPPPPP

[sparkbeast20]