#Tim would be Robin

[savanir]

DP x DC prompt [22]

Lately I have been thinking about a scenario in which we have the demon twins, but Talia figures that if she has two she can give one to her beloved, make him so happy and the other one stays with her and the League and becomes the demon's heir.

So, baby Danyal held ever so carefully by Bruce. Just, I dunno... let this guy be a dad from start to finish XD I'll admit I have been trying to find a overly detailed Robin[s] timeline so I know when which one is at... but I think when Damian, and in this case Danny too, are born Dick is still Robin, but he's like... in his final years? going to go on his Nightwing journey after like a year or two or something?

eh, whatever.

Danny still gets his ghost powers, I imagine it would happen during some science expo. maybe it happens sooner too.

Jack and Maddie showcase the portal and Danny in his innocent curiosity (much like in the show tbh) gets Halfa'd in a demonstration.

I feel a little bad about it cause I can only imagine Bruce absolutely sueing them into oblivion, taking a moment to make sure their poor daughter doesn't get punished for their irresponcible and dangerous actions, then sues them some more.

I think overal later down the line it would become something very rough for Damian though. If he eventually gets send to live with Bruce and he realizes he has a twin brother it would probably make him question and doubt his position in the family even more than he already canonically did.

Just thinking about the incredible amounts of angst that would happen then.

[siracethegreat]

Based on a stupid meme of a pikmin with a hammer 👍👍

[chubby-p1nk]

Translation

Jason: Fucking crybaby

Translation

Tim: You're a fucking goddamn ASSHOLE

Jason: DICK! This sick fucker started with his bullshit!

Tim: Fucking Chilean!

Jason: Fucking Argentinian!

Tim: Dumbass!

Jason: Asshole!

Tim: Motherfucker!

Jason: Pussy Ass Motherfucker!

... Someone asked for Jason and Tim... Technically, I did it-

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This 2 are my favs, it kinda shows too? I love them, my babies. (I want them to suffer)

Also, in the comments I talk about something LKJASDLKJ No me funen pls-

[gothamitee]

What will you be tonight? That’s the question

[paintedimagery]

This is stupid, I spent too long on this lmao

[abisalli]

I bet wearing spandex in summer is no fun

Bonus: summer suits!?

[noka-exe]

Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]

[sparkoflena]

Kon: Why are you staring at me so intently?

Tim, completely casually: I think I want to stab you with Kryptonite a few times. In different areas. For science.

Kon: ...why is my best friend considering torturing me?

Tim: I'm wondering if it takes you down so badly because it is truly that dangerous to you or if the invulnerablility of Kryptonians gives you a weak pain tolerance.

Kon: And you're asking me, a half human, instead of Clark or Kara?

Tim: They'd start telling Bruce about my "concerning villainous behavior" again.

Kon: And I won't?

Tim: I've kept fighting through pneumonia, a gunshot wound, and broken bones. And you go down when I poke you with a rock. Come on, you've got to be curious.

Kon: ...okay, I am a little curious.

Tim: YES! You won't regret this!

Kon: I will absolutely regret this.

[iwritelmao]

Bruce: *gets kidnapped*

Clark: *suddenly becomes the scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Tim: *gets kidnapped*

Kon: *suddenly becomes the second scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Damian: *gets kidnapped*

Jon: *to the kidnappers* hey guys! no, don’t worry, I’m just here to give yall a fair warning—hey dude shooting people isn’t nice—that you have maybe two minutes before Dami gets impatient and violent so you might just wanna let him go! yeah I can take him home!

[sourkreem]

they decided to crash jasons place after patrol (jason did not agree to this)

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Dick (Nightwing) and Jason (Robin) stare at Bruce. One sports pleading eyes, the other a shit eating grin. There’s a child between them with black hair and blue eyes.

Bruce, he doesn’t know what’s happening but he doesn’t like it: No.

Dick, grinning: He’s our younger brother now.

Jason, nodding seriously: You’re not gonna take him from us.

Tim, got kidnapped while taking photos of patrol, just happy to be there: Where’s the Batcave?

Bruce: what.

Dick, grinning wider: He’s ours now.

[leafyeyes417]

Venting

The GIW had gotten on his last nerve. Danny wasn’t at all worried about them actually managing to catch a ghost they were just that bad. But when their pure incompetence managed to mildly injure 12 people and seriously injure another 5, with one in the ICU and no confirmation on them ever coming out of the coma, Danny felt his patience fraying.

After getting the cryptic okay from Clockwork, he enacted his plan to get rid of the jerks. Death by debt. As in, their funding wouldn’t be enough to keep them afloat and they would be disbanded. He started by getting Tucker to locate all their bases, and had Sam work on creating a sedative (using plant products, because she would kill him if he used chemicals).

Once the bases were located and gas canisters were prepared, he was off. All the agents were knocked out, removed from the building, and all weapons taken. After that was Tucker getting into their systems and taking all the data, then wiping it. Then was setting all paperwork on fire and destruction of the building completely.

Watching it crumble gave him so much satisfaction. He stuck around invisible to watch the agents wake up and have a meltdown about their clothing before even noticing the destroyed building. He only barely made it away before nearly dying of laughter.

Luckily this all happened during the summer, his parents had decided to go on a convention road trip, so he was free to leave the state and destroy more bases. He ended up in Gotham and was shocked the Agents had managed to even step foot in the place. It felt like the air itself would stain their white suits.

Shaking off the feeling and sending out a ‘I’m a guest here to remove some pests’ to Lady Gotham, Danny moved towards the base in what was a well oiled system by now. He had managed to knock all the agents out and was moving them outside when he heard a cough behind him. Turning he saw one of the Bats, Red Robin.

“What exactly are you doing?” RR asked with mild curiosity.

Danny glanced down at the agents then back up to RR. “Teenage venting through destruction of government property?”

They stared at each other silently for a minute before RR broke out in a grin. “Can I help?”

Danny smirked. “Sure! You go inside and bring the rest of them out. I’ll search them for weapons and stuff.”

RR was about to walk away to do as asked when he saw Danny taking off the shoes. “Are the shoes weapons too?”

Danny snickered. “Nah. They have this thing about getting their white suits dirty and it fills me with glee to make their white socks dirty too.”

Danny swore he could hear someone howling in laughter through RR’s coms.

[dcoraclestan]

Bruce (after catching Tim drink alcohol): You’re grounded!

Tim: like that’s ever stopped me from drinking.

Bruce: How many times have you-?

Tim: I’m Bruce Wayne’s adopted son and forced to go to a different boring Gala and Ball every week. You think I willingly do that sober?

Bruce: who the hell is providing a 17 year old alcohol?!

Tim: Alfred.

Bruce: …of course he is. I mean, I’d expect this behavior from Jason, but you?

Jason: yeah, for some reason I skipped the whole “teenage drinking” phase. A mystery as to why really…

Bruce: shut up.

[sreppub]

really entertained by the way canadians come out in swarms when you mention canadian things

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

Damian being an Anime fan is so funny to me, because he's the one people would expect it from the least.

Bruce is at an event and gets asked about his kids interests, and he is like "Oh, where to start! One of my boys, he loves those Japanese caricatures, you know. He buys these comic books that are backwards... He's always reading them."

And everyone turns to look at Tim.

Tim, resident cool skater boy, with his vintage cameras and old school Vans is like "??"

Then Bruce goes, "And another one of them. Oh, how he likes likes classic literature. Jane Austen, Oscar Wilde, Virginia Woolf, you name it."

And everyone turns to Damian.

Damian, who radiates old money and talks like a Victorian child stuck in the 21st century. Yet spends his time kicking his feet to Shoujo Manga and drawing OCs, is like "??"

And somewhere in Crime Alley Jason feels a disturbance in the force

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[daiwild]

idk this ones abt pet names i guess