#Tim would be Robin

[savanir]

DP x DC prompt [22]

Lately I have been thinking about a scenario in which we have the demon twins, but Talia figures that if she has two she can give one to her beloved, make him so happy and the other one stays with her and the League and becomes the demon's heir.

So, baby Danyal held ever so carefully by Bruce. Just, I dunno... let this guy be a dad from start to finish XD I'll admit I have been trying to find a overly detailed Robin[s] timeline so I know when which one is at... but I think when Damian, and in this case Danny too, are born Dick is still Robin, but he's like... in his final years? going to go on his Nightwing journey after like a year or two or something?

eh, whatever.

Danny still gets his ghost powers, I imagine it would happen during some science expo. maybe it happens sooner too.

Jack and Maddie showcase the portal and Danny in his innocent curiosity (much like in the show tbh) gets Halfa'd in a demonstration.

I feel a little bad about it cause I can only imagine Bruce absolutely sueing them into oblivion, taking a moment to make sure their poor daughter doesn't get punished for their irresponcible and dangerous actions, then sues them some more.

I think overal later down the line it would become something very rough for Damian though. If he eventually gets send to live with Bruce and he realizes he has a twin brother it would probably make him question and doubt his position in the family even more than he already canonically did.

Just thinking about the incredible amounts of angst that would happen then.

[gothamitee]

What will you be tonight? That’s the question

[paintedimagery]

This is stupid, I spent too long on this lmao

[noka-exe]

Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]

[sparkoflena]

Kon: Why are you staring at me so intently?

Tim, completely casually: I think I want to stab you with Kryptonite a few times. In different areas. For science.

Kon: ...why is my best friend considering torturing me?

Tim: I'm wondering if it takes you down so badly because it is truly that dangerous to you or if the invulnerablility of Kryptonians gives you a weak pain tolerance.

Kon: And you're asking me, a half human, instead of Clark or Kara?

Tim: They'd start telling Bruce about my "concerning villainous behavior" again.

Kon: And I won't?

Tim: I've kept fighting through pneumonia, a gunshot wound, and broken bones. And you go down when I poke you with a rock. Come on, you've got to be curious.

Kon: ...okay, I am a little curious.

Tim: YES! You won't regret this!

Kon: I will absolutely regret this.

[iwritelmao]

Bruce: *gets kidnapped*

Clark: *suddenly becomes the scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Tim: *gets kidnapped*

Kon: *suddenly becomes the second scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Damian: *gets kidnapped*

Jon: *to the kidnappers* hey guys! no, don’t worry, I’m just here to give yall a fair warning—hey dude shooting people isn’t nice—that you have maybe two minutes before Dami gets impatient and violent so you might just wanna let him go! yeah I can take him home!

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Dick (Nightwing) and Jason (Robin) stare at Bruce. One sports pleading eyes, the other a shit eating grin. There’s a child between them with black hair and blue eyes.

Bruce, he doesn’t know what’s happening but he doesn’t like it: No.

Dick, grinning: He’s our younger brother now.

Jason, nodding seriously: You’re not gonna take him from us.

Tim, got kidnapped while taking photos of patrol, just happy to be there: Where’s the Batcave?

Bruce: what.

Dick, grinning wider: He’s ours now.

[abisalli]

I bet wearing spandex in summer is no fun

Bonus: summer suits!?

[thefriendlyneighborhoodqueer]

sometimes i think about how funny it would be if bruce had a slight english accent as a result of alfred being the only adult in his life for most of his formative years. that or he just says british slang instead of english.

this either drives his children insane, or they think it’s the most hilarious thing ever.

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Bruce: Can you pass the chips?

Dick: Sure, B. *passes over the potato chips*

Bruce: No, the chips.

Dick: ???? … yeah? here?

Bruce: NO! THE CHIPS! *gesturing wildly for the french fries*

Damian: Father, are you having a stroke?

———

Batman: Alright, this mission is very important. It is imperative that everything goes to schedule. (shh-edule)

*red robin and red hood snicker*

Batman: *glare* As I was saying, it all must go to shh-edule…

RR & RH : *uproariously laughter *

Batman: *harsher glare* Is something funny?

RR: Oh nothing, B, don’t worry.

RH: Absolutely nothing wrong, “left-tenant”

RR & RH: *dying of laughter *

———

Bruce: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Duke: … You sound like Alfred…

Bruce: *horrified look over coming him* … what

Cass: *furious nodding*

*Some time later, after B has been fished out of Gotham Harbor, which he jumped into after declaring that he “couldn’t turn into his father”*

Alfred: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Bruce: *white as a sheet* … Sorry Alfie…

*Steph is heard furiously cackling in the background*

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anyways i just thought this was fun

[arkangelo-7]

Dick was 100% the worst kid Bruce had to deal with, but he turned out such a well adjusted adult (relatively) that no one believes Bruce when he tries to explain the absolutely unholy terror that was pre-teen Dick Grayson.

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

Okay here me out:

Lex Luthor has a meeting with the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, trying to get a business deal. He waits an extra thirty minutes after the scheduled time and when he finally is let into the CEO’s private office, it isn’t Bruce Wayne like he expects, but teen Tim Drake with Kon on his lap like some super villain and his cat. Lex Luthor: Mr Wayne, pleased to—

Tim: *spins chair to reveal himself* Well well well, Mr. Luthor, you’re looking bald as ever.

Lex Luthor:……………

Kon: >:3

Tim: >:)

[sourkreem]

they decided to crash jasons place after patrol (jason did not agree to this)

[azz-modeus]

Do you ever forget you have superpowers? Kon does often.

It’s still a sweet gesture.

You have no idea the demons I fought to not turn this little comic angsty. I might still do it, I haven’t decided yet.

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Robin, bleeding out on the ground: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.

Batman, horrified and panicked:

[spacespacespace]

Someone’s talks abt superboy and robin and I’m js like

Do you mean loser nerd robin and cool cloned superboy?

Or the stabby stab stab robin and ray of sunlight superboy?

[fanaticalthings]

important family group chat discussions

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