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Bc he’s black

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sometimes dick gets nightmares when bruce isn’t around. alfred’s sense of propriety vs dick’s big ol’ puppy dog eyes <- a battle for the ages.

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Lmaoooo his barber fucked his shit up

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maybe intimacy isn't taking off your clothes. maybe it's taking off your "i'm fine." maybe it's being naked in ways that have nothing to do with skin.

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One of the great triumphs of David Coronswet’s Clark is that Superman looks strong and wise and compassionate and friendly but also put-together and competent, meanwhile his Clark Kent looks like someone who would staple his tie to the desk but you’re not sure whether he did it by accident or intentionally to make you laugh

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if I was matt reeves I would start batman 2 off with some beautiful shots at the circus, close ups on all the familiar costumes and end the 5 minutes sequence with a slow zoom at the poster that says The Flying Todds

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Heir to the World

Years ago when the justice league was still a new thing, the doctors Fenton had been worried it was another ploy of a group ghosts to manipulate and trick people only to hurt them in the end.

They had already gone through a whole investigative ordeal when the justice league of America first started so they had perfected their methods, this time things would go a lot more smoothly.

They gather samples of Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Martian Manhunter, Aquaman and the Flash.

They don't bother with Green Lantern cause he's obviously just some human guy with a special ring.

When Green Arrow makes his debut they wonder if they should detour and get a sample of him too but he's also obviously just a dude with a bow.

Ironic how the heroes with Green in their name are clearly not ghosts.

Anyway...

Analysing takes a while, and the Fentons aren't known for being very lab safe, so when a sample goes missing they tend to assume the other was done with it and disposed it properly.

In reality the sheer amount of pure active ectoplasm has taken a hold of the samples and is mashing them together in an attempt to properly manifest into existence.

It sadly can't get much further than a "larval stage" with the resources available.

But still, it's an eventful day when the doctors Fenton and their toddler daughter wake up to what sounds like the cries of a baby coming from the lab.

There they find a little baby boy with black hair and blue eyes, and as they coo and fuss over the child they simply don't care where exactly he came from.

The rest of the world cares though, it cares a lot.

The seas whisper of a new heir to the throne, the weavers of fate gasp at the new threads that get spun and send a message to the queen, the speedforce ripples with a new wave of potential.

Yes, the world cares, and it's only a matter of time before things can no longer be ignored.

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“The green lanterns are cops” actually they are magical girls

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After patrol

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“The monster you’re afraid of turning into doesn’t exist.”

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(pa kent giving The Talk voice) see when a bull and a cow love each other very much, that’s how a calf is born [remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but that’s alright [remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls [remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.

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Funniest part about Robin Jason canonically going to heaven is that it implies either 1) Jason didn’t kill Felipe and Bruce completely blew up their relationship for no reason or 2) you’re allowed in heaven after killing someone as long as that someone really deserved it, which would then imply that heaven itself is on Jason’s side in the Jason vs Bruce conflict.

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the trioooooooooooo !!!

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do not let up the pressure

https://yellat.money/

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Hey horny writer lil heads up for you guys, the “ai” google is forcing into docs to “scan for grammar errors” has been proved to also be scanning for spicy content and multiple ppl have already got notifs saying like “we’re sorry, there was a system error and some of your work was lost” and it was only the horny stuff so uh

Pleeeeease back up your files !!!! Don’t lose your horny to a robot, that’s Doc’s job, not Docs’…

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People on twitter have been saying this website is extremely white and tbh its making me very curious what the demographics of this site are (of my own reach anyway) so

DISCLAIMER: Race is a non scientific concept with no exact definitions. It is a social construct primarily characterized by how society treats you and thus this is an imperfect poll. If you feel none of the options here reflect you and your experience I implore you to reblog this with your experience as I am curious about that and want to hear about it.