#Superbat husbands

[frownyalfred]

Bruce and Clark get married and try to keep it a secret from the League (who don’t know their identities out of the suit yet) but despite their best efforts, Clark is literally so happy he glows for a week straight (literally, like a mini sun) and Bruce keeps looking at him during all of their meetings together, and the secret isn’t quite so secret after all.

[ameba-from-space]

[thief-of-eggs]

nothing beats the ship dynamic of “hissy black cat and his loyal golden retriever bf”

I eat that shit up every. single. time.

[phantobats]

they've got that kind of sadness to them that you only see in eastern european gay porn.

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Superbat college professors au

[mischievous-thunder]

Person B to A, after making sure that they're looking impeccably pretty and have got their water bottle, hand sanitiser, lip balm, moisturiser and a warm scarf in their backpack: I'm ready.

Person A, lazily getting up from the sofa and not even bothering to brush their hair: Yeah, me too. Let's go.

[violent138]

Bruce usually has to translate Clark's official and self-invented journalist shorthand when it crops up in their mission reports.

Clark often doesn't realize he'd done it, and it's not a bother for Bruce to find the shorthand in the otherwise well-written reports. If he ever leaves it in though, inevitably someone comes looking to get him to interpret it.

[mediacircuspod]

Something really hitting about the “loving is like torture” “loving is like breathing” dynamic today

[artnijna]

Just got asked why I draw Clark so big and y'all it's cause this image has been burned into my brain since I've seen it and I refuse to shy away from drawing Clark as a giant alien man that Bruce wants to climb like a building in the dark.

[superbat-love]

Superbat Moments #15

Arguing like an old married couple

Superbat Master Collection

[blackbatofel]

I'm weak for when they call each other S and B

(click for better quality because tumblr)

[distort-opia]

This... is the most quintessentially Bruce as well as Superbat fucking interaction ever and it's just SO FUNNY.

"There will be secrets actually, we're just gonna be better at pretending we don't have any. But do not fear, Clark. It shall all be under control because you see... I have a plan."

[begaycommittreason]

i live for the fact that we’re using ‘lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship’ as a new description for ships

i love each and every one of those posts

[thelesbianthespianposts]

underrated ship trope:

friends of ship: god they’re so obvious😑They’re constantly pining 🙄 just kiss already

ship: have been married for 10 years

[cool-guy-chad-official]

I NEED THOSE TO GAY BOYS TO KISS OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL THROW UP

[ghostdoodlen]

Bruce tries to get Marinette in his family.

Overall, just choose your ship.

The last is a bonus drawing I think someone requested in discord.

Basically instead of choosing one of the bat kids, Marinette chooses Jon while Clark rubs it in Bruce's face.

UPDATE:

This has turned into a superbat post

Courtesy of @smartlanceisreal (gonna have to shout you out again for the inspiration)

They're now married. Jon is happy