the-witchhunter
the-witchhunter
The Witch Hunter
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27 year old weirdo who enjoys music, good food, being a boogeyman, and puppets. I'm an amateur freak show performer that does fire eating and torture acts such as the human pincushion. Feel free to chat and bug me all you want because I have a rather limited social life. Instagram: The_WitchHunter
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the-witchhunter · 26 minutes ago
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I think I made this exact post before but every few months on social media someone will be like “OMGGGGGG I FOUND BONES BURIED IN MY CELLAR. I JUST CALLED THE COPS.” and the bones are so visibly (weathered) butchered cow bones or small animal bones. Not a single time is it a ‘they could be human…’ incident. Totally not the poster’s fault because I doubt the majority of people know human skeletal anatomy. Were people 120 years ago burying the remains of their barbecue rib dinner in the dirt floor of the cellar to freak people out in the future or something? No, but like, it seems like packing your walls and floors with trash was so common until like 30 years ago.
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the-witchhunter · 29 minutes ago
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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
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the-witchhunter · 29 minutes ago
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the-witchhunter · 4 hours ago
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Blue State leftists will be like "my elected official's endorsement of minority rights was insufficiently enthusiastic, both parties are the same!" Meanwhile in a Red State your Facebook chats can be subpoenaed to convict you of the crime of accessing medical care.
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the-witchhunter · 4 hours ago
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the-witchhunter · 10 hours ago
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How many cryptids do yall think they ran into out on the road?
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the-witchhunter · 1 day ago
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JC Leyendecker wenclair
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the-witchhunter · 1 day ago
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Clark Kent, patron saint of trying very very hard to maintain a work-life balance
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the-witchhunter · 1 day ago
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I continue to underestimate you, Garak. STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE • 2.05 “Cardassians”
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the-witchhunter · 1 day ago
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Their horniest gif. Julian has got to stop making that face while Garak talks about them going to his quarters and very pointedly puts a cork in a bottle
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the-witchhunter · 1 day ago
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Kiss your doctor- colors reworked hehe
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the-witchhunter · 1 day ago
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HE'S SO INSUFFERABLE <333
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the-witchhunter · 1 day ago
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i hate them
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine I 3.07 Civil Defense
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the-witchhunter · 1 day ago
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is this anything
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