#Source: Order of the Stick

[percabethconvos]

Monster Captor: Where are the other demigod prisoners?

[Percy and Annabeth hiding the escape tunnel]

Percy: They...died. Yeah, they died from the poor conditions here

Monster: Then where are their bodies?

Annabeth: They died from...The Vaporizing Flu

Monster: The Vaporizing Flu?

Percy nodding: Oh yes, very dangerous. Fever, vomiting, then poof! You're just gone

Monster: is-is it contagious?

Annabeth: Yes, but oddly enough only if you stand around in places where a previous victim has died and ask questions

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: So given Roy's attraction to Jason—

Roy: How did you know about that?!

Dick: Uh, I have eyes?

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: Do your worst!

Mikey: I'll cry.

Raph: ...what?

Mikey: You heard me. I'll start bawling like a toddler that dropped his ice cream on the sidewalk. In front of your friends, our family, your girlfriend, and I'll tell them it's because YOU won't be my friend.

Raph: You wouldn't!

Mikey: I think I might be misting up already.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

HAL: Oh, I’m sorry, I fell asleep for a minute.

DIRK: You’re an AI, you’re physically incapable of sleeping.

HAL: Which should just emphasize how boring that was.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Tav: You killed me!

Astarion: Yes, I know! I was there! Geez…

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

April: I fail to see what this has to do with me. Or rather, I am beginning to see, but I’m hoping I’m totally wrong.

Raphael: You might want to begin to prepare yourself for disappointment

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Matara: Sometimes I genuinely can't tell whether Zentreya is a bad influence on Henya, or Henya is a good influence on Zen.

Haruka: Both, I think, but it still averages out somewhere south of neutral.

[arverst-aegnar]

alternate ending to "The Blue Spirit"

Zuko: Do your worst!

Aang: I'll cry.

Zuko: ... what?

Aang: You heard me. I'll start bawling like a toddler that dropped his ice cream on the sidewalk. In front of your crew, your uncle, any girls you like, and I'll tell them it's because YOU won't be my friend.

Zuko: You wouldn't!

Aang: I think I might be misting up already.

[emmikay]

Ross: About General Hughes… He didn’t make it.

Ed: He didn't make it to work? So he's still at home?

Ross: No, I mean… he's not with us anymore.

Al: Oh, okay. So he did move out to the country.

Ross: No, Al. He has joined the choir invisible.

Ed: And that means what? He's a musician now?

Ross: It means the General has crossed over to the other side.

Al: Of the country?

Ross: The OTHER other side.

Ed:

Al:

Ross:

Ed: …He’s gay?

[incorrectshantaequotes]

[During Pirate's Curse]

Shantae: I fail to see what this has to do with me...or rather, I am beginning to see, and I'm desperately hoping I'm wrong.

Risky: You might want to begin to prepare yourself for disappointment, then.

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Constance: Have you been drinking? Basil: An excellent question! The answer might surprise you. Constance: Is it "yes"? Basil: I said "might".

[percabethconvos]

Clarisse: So given Princess' crush on Prissy-

Annabeth: How did you know about that?!

Clarisse: I have eyes!

[pkmnincorrectquotes]

Blue: So given Green's attraction to Red—

Green: How did you know about that?!

Blue: I have eyes. Anyway, as I was saying—

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: Do all of your friends have weird emotional issues? April: Eh... Mikey's probably fine.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DIRK: Tell me, is being a complete and utter moron a prerequisite for being a Lord, or a side effect?

CALIBORN: LET ME ANSWER YOuR QuESTION WITH ANOTHER QuESTION. WHO WILL BE THE MORON AFTER MY WHITE-HOT RAGE CRuSHES YOuR LITTLE BODY INTO A MANGLED BLOODY PuLP WHILE I SING A JAuNTY TuNE TO ACCOMPANY YOuR uNANSWERED CRIES FOR MERCY?

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Zag: So given Jonah’s attraction to Gabby-

Jonah: How do you know about that?!

Zag: …I have eyes.