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Mumei: I am hilarious, and you will quote everything I say.

*Mumei does... Uh... Civilization things... and not murders*

Mumei: Hilariously derailing one-liner.

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Baelz: You've all heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for-

Baelz, placing a flower pot on Kronii’s head: A Thot in a Pot!

Kronii:

Kronii, getting up from her seat: Get ready for a Bitch in a Ditch because that's where they're gonna find your body, you little fu-

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Ollie: Hey, Rissa? For real, no bull honky this time, do you think we got married too quickly?

Nerissa: Yeah, obviously.

Ollie: Yeah, me too... Do you want to stay married anyway?

Nerissa: Yeah, obviously.

Ollie: Yeah, me too...

Ollie: ...was that the entirety of the Important Talk™?

Nerissa: I think it was...

Ollie: THAT WAS SO EASY!

Nerissa: WE ARE SO STUPID!

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Kobo: Dad?

Calli: Yes, my child?

Kobo: Why are you in a tree?

Calli (clinging desperately to a branch): I... am stuck.

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Matara, holding an half empty bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Michi, zooted: *drinks the whole bottle in a single gulp*

Michi: It's perfume.

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*Iofi's ship crash lands*

Risu: You're an Alien!

Iofi: I'm an Alien!

La+: Am I an Alien?

Iofi: Probably!

Iofi: Where's my Moona?

La+: I dunno

Iofi: Then you're useless to me! *flies off*

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Kiara: Me next, me next!

Sana: Okay, when’s your birthday?

Kiara: I chose July 6th!

Sana: Oh, you’re a Cancer!

Kiara: …There… There’s one called Cancer? Okay, uh… what’s the symbol look like?

Sana: …Like a sideways 69.

Kiara: Are you fucking kidding me? Okay, fine, what’s the animal that represents it?

Sana: It’s, um… it’s a crab—

Kiara: I GOT CRABS NOW, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME—

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Calli: ♫ He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice! He’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice! ♫

Baelz: ♫ Santa Claus is calling you out! ♫

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Shiori: Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.

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“When my mother gave birth to me she cried. Not because of the pain, but because she knew what she bore was a gamer. And that as a gamer, I’d face oppression like no other at the hand of the government and the chads.”

- Koseki Bijou

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Mint: Do maids even clean things anymore or is it all about the damn sword attacks now?!

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Kiara: …Calli, what are you doing?

Calli, wrapped up in Christmas lights: Hey, man. Want some Christmas cheer?

Kiara: …You’re tangled in the lights, aren’t you?

Calli: Help.

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Liz: Hello?

Gigi: Hey, what’s up?

Liz: I need your help, can you come over here?

Gigi: I can’t, I’m buying clothes

Liz: Alright well then hurry up and get over here!

Gigi: I can’t find them

Liz: What do you mean you can’t find them?

Gigi: I can’t find them, there’s only soup

Liz: Well then get out of the soup aisle!

Gigi: Alright you don’t have to shout at me!

Gigi: There’s more soup

Liz: What do you mean there’s more soup?

Gigi: There’s just more soup!

Liz: Go into the next aisle!

Gigi: There’s still soup!

Liz: Where are you right now?

Gigi: I’m at soup!

Liz: What do you mean you’re at soup?

Gigi: It means I’m at soup!

Liz: What store are you in?

Gigi: I’m at the soup store!

Liz: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?

Gigi: FUCK YOU!

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Dokibird: There needs to be a word for those brief moments of clarity where you realize just how profoundly weird your life is. Mint: I take medication to prevent those moments. Want some?

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Bijou: Holy bleepin' bleepity bleep!

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Zentreya: Henya... I love you.

Henya: I... I...

Matara: But Henya, I also love you!

Zentreya: But now two of us love you. Who will you choose?

Henya: ...

Henya: ...why don't we all just... fuck each other?

Zen and Matara: ....

Henya: You know, just... one big fuck-pile, dayo.

Everyone: ....

Matara: ...yeah, okay.

Zentreya: Sounds good to me.

Henya: Okay dayo!

Kson: *bursts into the room, wearing a fake beard for some reason*

Kson: AND SO, VTUBING WAS SOLVED FOREVER!

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Shiori (who is very tired): What do you want?

Nerissa: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Shiori: What. Do I need to give you. For you stay in your room while our senpais are here?

Nerissa: I'm gonna need a gun... also one for the zombie girl

Ollie: But I already have a gun?

Nerissa: GET THAT OLLIE A CANNON! Ollies love cannons!