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Kronii: Space is so big. You could probably fit like 300 houses in there. And 20 cars.

Sana: Space is infinite.

Kronii: Oh, okay. So like. 310 houses then. And maybe 22 cars.

Sana: That is literally the biggest understatement ever.

Kronii: Wow, WHATEVER. 400 houses.

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Mococo: What does Watame-senpai look like?

Ruffian: ...hœh?

Fuwawa: *sees where this is going and gets out of Moco-chan's way*

Mococo: *deep breath of anger*

Mococo: What country are you from?

Ruffian: ...hœh?

Mococo: Hœh ain't no country *I* ever heard of! They speak English in Hœh?

Ruffian: Hœh?

Mococo: ENGLISH, motherfluffer! Do! You! Speak! It?!

Ruffian: y-yes!

Mococo: So you know what I'm saying?!

Ruffian: yes

Mococo: Describe! What! Tsunomake Watame! Looks like!

Ruffian: ...hœh?!

Mococo: SAY HŒH AGAIN! SAY! HŒH! AGAIN! I DARE you! I DOUBLE dare you, motherfluffer! Say hœh one more god dang time!

Ruffian: She's blonde!

Mococo: yeah?

Ruffian: s-she's fluffy

Mococo: Does she look like pillow?!

Ruffian: ...HŒH?

Mococo: *shoots the Ruffian in the knee*

Ruffian: *screaming*

Mococo: DOES! SHE! LOOK! LIKE A PILLOW?!

Ruffian: Nnoooooooo!!! :'(

Mococo: The why'd you try to fluff her like a pillow, Wuffian?

Ruffian: I didn't-

Mococo: Yes you did! YES YOU DID! You tried to fluff her, and Watame-senpai don't like to be fluffed by anybody except Kiryu Coco.

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Pekora: Hey! Shut up and think of a way to make my chat not want my mother!

Marine: We could give her a MILF-ectomy.

Pekora: If you say MILF one more time, I will shoot you in your eyeballs.

Noel: She does have a point, though.

Pekora:

Noel: Not the... M-I-L-F part!

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Kronii: Luckily I'm amazing at everything. The thing I'm best at is probably hubris.

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Amelia: I made a mistake. Now, are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?

Kronii: I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.

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[FUWAMOCO are struggling with a video game]

Mococo: WHAT IS MY LIFE? I CAN’T DO IT, FUWAWA!

Fuwawa: I CAN’T, EEEITHER!

Mococo: I CAN’T FLUFFING DO IT ANYMORE-!

Fuwawa: WELL, I’LL TELL YOU WHAT, MOCO-CHAN! YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW! OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT! BECAUSE I CERTAINLY CAN’T DO IT WITH YOU, AND I KNOW YOU CAN’T DO IT WITHOUT ME.

Mococo: (sniffs) I appreciate it! But look at what we’re dealing with, hoeh!

Fuwawa: Moco-chan!

Mococo: You gotta draw the line somewhere!

Fuwawa: Moco-chan, we-

Mococo: You gotta draw the FLUFFING line in the sand! Uhn!

Fuwawa: Moco-chan, we-

Mococo: You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "WHAT am I willing to put up with today?" NOT FLUFFING THIS!!!

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[Mumei and Gura are still in the car]

Mumei: Now... Are you familiar with the gear shift?

Gura: You mean the PRNDL?

Mumei: ...the What?

Gura: The PRNDL.

Mumei: Senpai, are you referring to the shift lever that says "P, R, N, D, L"?

Gura: I'm not a child, Mumei. I know how to spell PRNDL.

Mumei: It is not something you spell. It is a gear shift.

Mumei: The letters stand for PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE, AND LOW!

Gura: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk!

Mumei: Ooooh, I'm sorry. Why don't we just relax? We'll turn on the radio.

Mumei: Would you like AAAAAMMM OR FMMMMMM?!

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La+, about Lui: Stop calling my loyal second in command a mid-boss already! She's raised an army of the dead in my name to defend this tower, there's nothing mid about her!

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Yagoo: What are your plans?

Gura: Lunch.

Yagoo: I meant long term plans.

Gura: What, like dinner?

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*The coffee maker is broken*

Calli: So… Who broke it?

Calli: I’m not mad, I just want to know who did it.

*Everyone looks at each other anxiously*

Biboo: I did. I-

Calli: No. No you didn’t. Gigi?

Gigi: Don’t look at me. Look at Ceci!

Cecilia: What?! I didn’t break it!

Gigi: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Ceci: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Gigi: Suspicious.

Ceci: No, it’s not!

Kiara: If it matters, probably not… Kronii was the last person to use it.

Kronii: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Kiara: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Kronii: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Kiara!

Biboo: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Calli-senpai.

Calli: No. Who broke it?

Ceci, whispering: Calli-senpai? Shiori’s been awfully quiet…

Shiori: Really?

Ceci: Yeah, really!

*Chaos ensues, cut to Calli in the hallway*

Calli: I broke it.

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“It’s impossible to prove I can’t kick every extinct animal’s ass, and I will be flexing in victory for the next several hours.”

- La+ Darknesss

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Nerissa: Are you going to let all this beauty go to waste? You do think I'm beautiful, don't you, Shiorin?

Shiori:

Nerissa: You didn't answer right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really thought I was beautiful, you would have spoken right up.

Nerissa, storming off: I know when I've been insulted! I KNOW WHEN I’VE BEEN INSULTED!

Shiori: Good grief.

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[Mumei and Gura are in a car]

Mumei: Have you fastened your seatbelt?

Gura: I was going to, but it wrinkled my-

Mumei: Just do it

Gura: But my-

Mumei: IT'S THE LAW!

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“You know things are about to get bad when the incident report starts including seconds in the timestamps.”

- Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame

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(for the unaware, this is Mozumi:)

I have boobs, you must obey.

-Mozumi Pichi... Probably

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I have boobs, you must obey.

-Mozumi Pichi... Probably