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Ollie: You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. And the smartest. What are the odds!

Moona: Thank you, Ollie.

Kobo: More like Kureiji Suck-Up.

Moona: You know, you could learn something from Ollie here. It’s nice to get a compliment once in a while.

Kobo:

Kobo, to Ollie: Well, I’m waiting. Butter me up, princess.

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Nerissa: What makes you think I'm flirting with you?

Elizabeth: Why are you naked on my bed?

Nerissa: Don't try to change the subject.

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I normally have a rule against doing real people but she's openly pansexual IRL and I like her and I'm very normal about her.

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How Vtubing was invented

Kizuna Ai: Screw you, parents! I'm gonna say a five-pound cuss on Youtube and rent a P.O. Box!

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“Pros of wearing black - it looks so badass.

Cons - everyone knows I had powdered donuts.”

- Shishiro Botan

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Turns out, Sora's a fan of Suzaku...

A-chan: Hello?

Sora: Hey, what's up?

A-chan: I need your help, can you come here?

Sora: Uh... I can't, I'm buying clothes.

A-chan: Well, hurry up and come over here.

Sora: I can't find them?

A-chan: What do you mean "you can't find them"?

Sora: I can't find them, there's only soup.

A-chan: What do you mean "there's only soup"?

Sora: It means there's only soup.

A-chan: Well then get out of the soup aisle!

Sora: Alright! You don't have to shout at me!

[Sora-chan walking.sfx]

Sora: There's more soup!

A-chan: What do mean there's more soup?

Sora: There's just more soup!

A-chan: Go into the next aisle!

Sora: There's still soup!

A-chan: Where are you right now?

Sora: I'M AT SOUP!

A-chan: What do you mean you're at soup?

Sora: It means

A-chan: What

Sora: I'm at the soup store!

A-chan: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Sora: FUCK YOU!

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You want my love? EARN it! SEDUCE ME!

Bae, while beating IRyS up with a mannequin

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Roboco-san, appearing behind AZKi: AZKi?

AZKi: *screams, then sees who it is*

AZKi: You gave me a heart attack!

Roboco-san, rubbing her hands together: My hands are equipped with defibrillators.

Roboco-san, holding her hands out: Clear.

AZKi: STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP! It’s just an expression!

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Officer Subaru: Who hired you?

Amelia: I do not know. An envelope of cash showed up at my house yesterday with a news clipping of Yagoo's death.

Officer Baelz: An envelope? That worked?

Amelia, mildly exasperated, holding her thumb and finger three inches apart: An envelope of cash.

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Dragon Zen: Who are you?

Robot Zen: I am you.

Dragon Zen: I am me!

Robot Zen: DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! SYSTEM SHUT DOWN.

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Kanata: You're quite a hunk of metal, aren't you?

Roboco: And you are quite one-polygon titted

Kanata: Here, you want some weed?

Roboco: I do not have lungs, so I cannot smoke weed, but I will take it anyway and put it directly into my braincells. Here we go.

Computer that sounds suspiciously like Coco: Downloading weed.exe

Roboco: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Roboco: WOw!

Kanata: How does it feel? Are you enjoying it?

Roboco: What planet am I on? What's today? My braincell: Destroyed. My wig is gone. I- uh- turn right. I'll best be going now. No one will ever follow me with my knife hands.

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Iroha: You know what? Underneath it all, you're actually quite nice.

Laplus: Repeat that disgusting slander again and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.

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[The CHADCast girls are taking viewer-submitted questions]

IRyS, reading a submission: "My long-time friend of twenty years has turned into a bitter jerk in the last year. How can I get him back to his old self again?”

Baelz: A frying pan to the head.

Calli: Yeah. Drop something heavy on him.

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(the scene - everyone's on a Broadway stage)

Tatsunokos: We supported her!

Calli: Me? I oshi'd her!

Towa, Watame, and Luna: Us? We fought with her

Kanata: Me? I loved her

Yagoo: And me? I'm the damn fool who hired her!

Coco: I will entertain each and every one, so just you stay, just you wait...

Yagoo: What's your name, girl?

Everyone: Kiryu Coco, motherfuckers!

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Suisei: The desert. Count how many sand is here, Roboco-san. That's your first mission.

Roboco-san: Okay! One, two, three...

Miko: Why the FAQ would you make her do that?!

Suisei: It passes the time.

AZKi: It's going to take so long! Suisei, it's going to be so annoying!

Suisei: I'm curious what the biggest number is!

Sora: No! She's just gonna be counting forever!

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Lamy: What should I do when I arrive early to the meeting?

Pekora: Bomb it.

Flare: Light the papers on fire.

Lamy: ...I'm going to bring sake.

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Amelia: Calli, in your professional opinion, how would I die?

Calli: Murder. Gangland style execution. We never find your head.

Amelia: That’s a shame.

Gura: *silently raises finger in question*

Calli: You slip in a tub.