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Reine: You'll know you have their respect when you can take a moment...

Reine: *carefully pours herself a cup of tea*

Kaela: ...

Moona: ...

Risu: ...

Reine: ...And still keep their attention.

Anya: Amazing.

Ollie: That was captivating as hell.

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Liz: This... is a bucket.

Gigi: Dear god.

Liz: There's more.

Gigi: No!

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Botan: You're a hot mess, you know that?

Polka: At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.

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Calli: That's why... Ollie, you're not even listening.

Ollie: I am listening!

Calli: Ollie, you're staring at my boobs.

Ollie: In my defense, they were staring at me.

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Iofi: Maybe I'm dreaming. Pinch me.

Ollie: *pinches Iofi*

Iofi: Not on the butt!

Ollie: Sorry. It was just right there.

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Iroha:

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Gigi: I hope you had fun, Ceci!

Cecilia: Nah.

Gigi: Did you have fun?

Cecilia: No.

Gigi: Did you have fun though?

Cecilia: No.

Gigi: But, fun, did you have it?

Cecilia: See, you’re asking me the same question.

Gigi: No, I don’t think we’ve addressed fun though.

Cecilia: Uh, yeah, we did, and my answer was that, no, I did not have any of that.

Gigi: But the question about the fun was, specifically, did you have it?

Cecilia: No. The answer’s no.

Gigi: Ah, okay… But of the things you had…

Cecilia: Uh-huh?

Gigi: …Was fun one of them?

Cecilia: I… y’know, I’m really wracking my brain for a way that you could possibly be stupid enough to ask the same question over and over again, and I’m just not coming up with one. It’s- It’s still no.

Gigi: Oh man, I’m having fun… Hey! Speaking of which…

Cecilia: Uh-huh?

Gigi: Did you?

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Haachama: Wanna see me shotgun this?

(Matsuri and Aki nod, then react in horror as she puts down her beer and grabs the entire pizza)

Matsuri: OH GOD, SHE MEANS THE PIZZA!

Aki: SHE’S UNHINGING HER JAW!

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Kobo: Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs.

Reine: Would the princess consider, perhaps, a vegetable?

Kobo: DUNGEON!!!

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Choco: I finished all your blood tests and I’m happy to see you’re perfectly fine.

Choco: Now I hope this finally convinces you that I’m not a bad nurse!

Choco, holding up two buckets: Anyway, here’s your blood back.

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Kiara: Did you know you should never brush your teeth with your left hand?

Ina: It’s true, a toothbrush is much more effective.

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The narrator: And now, a cow pretending to be an idol.

Pekora: Marine... Are you a cow, peko?

Marine: What? No!

Noel (in her cow girl outfit): Ya, me neither! You girls want to go skateboards?

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Biboo: *vibing*

Gigi: *does the got your nose maneuver* Got yer nose~

Biboo: *giggles like an idiot*

Botan, kicking the door open: Look out, she's got a nose! *starts shooting everything*

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Coco: *does the got your nose thing*

Coco: Got your nose!

Aki: ...what's a nose?

Coco: I... Don't know.

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Fauna: Would you rather eat a baby goat or a matter baby?

Mumei: Oh no, not this again.

Gigi: I would delightfully have a baby goat.

Shiori: Yeah me, too. The wrapping on those Matter babies are too sus for me.

Bijou: Wait, those are a thing?

Shiori: Their Up-dog snack is kinda mid, too. Not much sugar. What about you?

Fauna, realized she got UNO reversed: *burst into laughter with Gigi.

Mumei: ...Oh my f**king god what the heck just happened.

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Mint: But a word about my friend Dokibird, and what a genius she was because, when were first up at the jukebox and we were punching in the ‘What’s New Pussycat’s, alright?

Mint: I’d punched in about seven and then Doki says to me, “Hey hey hey, wait. Before we drop in another ‘What’s New Pussycat’, let’s put in one ‘It’s Not Unusual’”.

Mint: And that is when the afternoon went from good to great.

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Calli: A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.

Elizabeth: Who burnt the Christmas tree?!

Bijou: It was Hakos Baelz!

Baelz: You little liar, it was not!

Kronii: What a pointless waste of time this season is.

Gura: What?! You better not be talkin’ shit about my favorite holiday -

Ina: Who ate the cookies I made?

Fuwawa, with crumbs on her face: You know, I saw Moco-chan sneak inside the kitchen a little while ago -

Mococo, also with crumbs on her face: How DARE you imply that I did such a thing!

Calli, drinking a spiked hot chocolate: Maybe next year, we’ll get a miracle.