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ltwharfy · 1 month ago
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Rewatching "The Handyman Can", and as this image is on screen, Louise says "After that, we set sail for Candy Island, where we lived for the rest of our lives like taffy-covered royalty."
So, obviously, "we" refers to everyone on the restaurant barge in this scene, right? The Belchers and Teddy...and Rudy.
So, in Louise's own "Waterworld"-inspired post-apocalyptic fantasy story that she's telling to cheer up Teddy, she imagines herself living the rest of her life with Rudy!
(And also the rest of her family. And Teddy. But that's not important for the purpose of my nonsense!)
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crowatyourwindow · 2 months ago
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Kenji and his cow Hanako II were the best duo from wan change my mind
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liauditore · 6 months ago
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do you guys ever think about that time she said her backstory was that she was only partially zombiefied and was fully conscious mentally while she ate and killed her family. and that she was a princess. i do alot.
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jupiterjelliez · 4 months ago
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do yall fw pressure
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corgiteatime · 7 months ago
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Astarion fights back against the "sexy suave vampire" trope by being a fucked up weirdo with a poor social filter who walks into a room and says whatever off-putting commentary that pops into his head. Someone commented it as "brain to mouth waterslide" behavior and I could not agree more. His smooth brain lets those thoughts slide off faster.
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butchharts · 2 months ago
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looking for a volunteer to try my new boots on
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queenwille · 8 months ago
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i’ve been honestly wondering how some of you view the future:
okay, so free palestine and then what? not being sarcastic, actually wondering how do some of you actually see the future?
first on the agenda: those 7.5 million jews go where?
1. just around the world? will it be a choice or mandatory? will it be organized? with what funds? i mean, it is quite costy. will any country open their gates for an easy immigration?
2. as the USA houses the 2nd largest jewish community in the world, will green cards be issued easily for israelis? will that be the main option? will it be acceptable for them to live in a community, or are they expected to blend in?
3. when are the jews expected to leave?
4. say you believe they can stay, what is your vision for their life under a palestinian regime? will they be free to practice judaism? israel is actually very secular at most, will that basic right of a democratic state be preserved?
5. will people who have an israeli citizenship be able to receive a palestinian one instead?
6. back to my initial question, who funds such an operation?
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1. how do you believe palestine should be governed? by whom? what will be their daily agenda? realistic things please, not what you believe should be on the agenda.
2. who will fund the birth of country? say we moved the jews with the israeli funds, or are the jewish israeli funds supposed to go there?
3. will the borders stay as is, or will neighboring countries still demand some regions from palestine, as they do from israel?
4. will palestine not be considered an ethnostate? why?
5. will historic jewish and christian spots be preserved? will they be able to visit them?
6. will jewish cemeteries need to be moved? 
i have so many more honest questions, but let’s start there. feel free to add more questions, but please do try to keep it on the agenda and not just for provocation.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago
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A fierce duel commences!
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lipgloss3ater · 3 months ago
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we only draw peak here on the lipgloss3ater blog
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violent138 · 4 months ago
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Gordon, walking over to Bruce and Dick: "So what do you think, Clock King? Or is this the work of Calendar Man?"
Brucie Wayne: "Well I really hope it's neither, I don't want this year's charity gala getting cancelled, all my friends--"
Gordon, impatiently: "It's just us, drop the act, we're running out of time."
Bruce:
Dick: "Yeah B, we gotta go save the day-te. Get it?"
Gordon: *vein bulging in forehead, moments from lighting up indoors*
Bruce in the Batvoice: "It's Jervis Tetch, the invitation is to a tea party. Robin and I will try to narrow down potential locations for the hostsges."
Gordon, looking around: "Okay, I'll get you two out and meet you guys back at--" *realizes they're gone* "For the love of God."
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lnmei · 5 months ago
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Here’s a bit of a departure from my usual art posting but I’d like to get the word out about my dear friend Edrian and his friend Angeles’s endurance performance and hunger strike for a free Palestine in Los Angeles starting today, June 17th. (More info on Edrian’s Instagram and at venerations.cargo.site)
Edrian will begin cutting out paper dolls and ribbons to reach 35,647 of each, reflecting the reported death toll of Palestinians killed by Israel’s genocide in Gaza since Oct. 7th. He will not move from the venue until he is done and do nothing aside from cutting with few exceptions made for his own physical and economic survival. In addition to that and to represent a microcosm of the suffering in Gaza and Palestine, he will be on HUNGER STRIKE until he finishes. It’s an impossible task to do alone before starving so audience participation is essential. I’m spreading the word to ask for support through participation!
You can participate in a number of ways (more detailed instructions here):
Spread the word. Word of mouth and social media sharing are crucial as this performance is being promoted pretty exclusively via word of mouth.
Donate money to Palestinian aid funds! Certain high donation amounts can help Edrian continue his endurance performance by allowing him to engage in life-giving activities like showering or socializing with a loved one, and reaching the 100k total goal allows him to end his hunger strike.
If you live in and around Los Angeles, visit the venue (800 Date Ave, Alhambra, CA 91803) There you can help him cut and show your support. ***The performance is on the second floor of the venue and there is no elevator so it is not accessible except by stairs :(
If you don’t live near LA, you can cut paper dolls and mail them to the venue address to count towards the total. (printable templates here) This is what I will be doing. It’s easy to do with any spare time you’re not using your hands. I recommend mailing them in small batches if possible to get them in on time and reduce the risk of losing mail. I also recommend including info about the count of paper dolls in each parcel (for example include a note telling the total number of paper dolls) Every small amount counts!
If you are an Art Center College of Design student or alumni, sign the petition to pressure Art Center to divest from Israel! Art Center has refused to host Edrian and Angeles for their performance, torn down their posters promoting it, and in general refused to take a stance against Israel’s genocide. As artists and human beings we must resist genocide and refuse to support institutions that side against the people.
He is also live-streaming his performance and documenting progress if you would like to show support just by being present.
If you’ve never participated in a political performance before now’s a great chance, any little bit counts! I appreciate any time or effort you take to read this, support my friends, and work towards a free Palestine! ♥️🇵🇸
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keferon · 4 months ago
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender
…..I made the moodboard….
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#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha#I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#it’s just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy#it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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epitome-of-an-openbook · 8 months ago
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what if i block every person that i see campaigning for or speculating that Buck and Eddie will kiss at the bachelor party bc that enforces the truly horrible bi stereotype that bisexual people, like myself, are more likely to cheat? what if I did that 🤨?
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whatsupspaceman · 8 months ago
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seeing anime-onlys get on board with kabru/laios is obviously funny because they haven't interacted yet in the show. at least not when kabru has been alive lol. & so folks r just going off of out of context manga panels floating around. but what is far more funny is how hard kabru/mithrun is going to hit them out of left field
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zprite-x · 10 months ago
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what
Original comic HERE + ITS SEQUEL
Bonus!
Panels that i didnt want to finish but bandana dee looks incredibly funny so here
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velidewrites · 4 months ago
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I’ve been saying silver fox Beron is hot for YEARS and you guys didn’t believe me. My time has finally come
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