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Rewatching "The Handyman Can", and as this image is on screen, Louise says "After that, we set sail for Candy Island, where we lived for the rest of our lives like taffy-covered royalty."
So, obviously, "we" refers to everyone on the restaurant barge in this scene, right? The Belchers and Teddy...and Rudy.
So, in Louise's own "Waterworld"-inspired post-apocalyptic fantasy story that she's telling to cheer up Teddy, she imagines herself living the rest of her life with Rudy!
(And also the rest of her family. And Teddy. But that's not important for the purpose of my nonsense!)
#Please do not take this seriously!#bob's burgers#The handyman can#roudise#louwheeze#regular sized rudy#louise belcher
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Kenji and his cow Hanako II were the best duo from wan change my mind
#GUYS ITS OKAY HE’S WITH HIS COW FRIENDS HE’S FINE#I present this after the abomination we all witnessed from ch. 118#sigh yeah I know the chapter released literally a whole ass month ago but I’ve been too busy with school to draw anything#take this as a manifestation for his return in the next ch#Seriously though I’m like 80% sure Kenji and the others are coming back asagiri can’t do this to us#idk maybe I’m being delusional#tbh I’m probably gonna disappear for a bit until my end of year exams are done so if anyone notices me on tumblr please yell at me to study#pls pls pls#btw I was watching moo deng live cams while drawing this she’s such an icon#bsd#bsd art#bsd fanart#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs fanart#bsd kenji#kenji miyazawa#kenji bsd#bsd wan#cows#cow art#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr
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do you guys ever think about that time she said her backstory was that she was only partially zombiefied and was fully conscious mentally while she ate and killed her family. and that she was a princess. i do alot.
#hermitaday#zombiecleo fanart#zombiecleo#hermitcraft fanart#hermitblr#my art#cw cannibalism#cannibalism#no but seriously. i know it was her wow character lore but what a fucked up concept for a sensation that is#being in like. cutscene mode watching yourself murder your family. jesus christ man#no wonder she's so messed up like. wow#please take this as an apology after my unhinged ramble post the other day on my sideblog abt why i wanted to put cleo in a shredder#i still do btw. i don't take back anything i said but like. sorry. you're cool cleo
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do yall fw pressure
#pressure roblox#roblox pressure#sebastian solace#squiddles#they have a funny name i cant take them seriously#dont be weird please#i like seb as much as yall do but i dont wanna see it#keep your pants on
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Astarion fights back against the "sexy suave vampire" trope by being a fucked up weirdo with a poor social filter who walks into a room and says whatever off-putting commentary that pops into his head. Someone commented it as "brain to mouth waterslide" behavior and I could not agree more. His smooth brain lets those thoughts slide off faster.
#baldur's gate 3#astarion#i love my silly clown#please do not take this seriously#this post is clearly meant as a joke to amuse you
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looking for a volunteer to try my new boots on
#immediately cringed at myself#I CANT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY#like ah yes let me just grind my boot into you please#what a fucking dweeb#but im sure one of you might like this#so im doing it for the people!!!#lesbian#butch#butch4femme#butch4butch#butch4all#t4t#butch bait#femme bait#transmasc#nonbinary#butch4femme nsft#butch4butch nsft#t4t nsft#nblw nsft
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i’ve been honestly wondering how some of you view the future:
okay, so free palestine and then what? not being sarcastic, actually wondering how do some of you actually see the future?
first on the agenda: those 7.5 million jews go where?
1. just around the world? will it be a choice or mandatory? will it be organized? with what funds? i mean, it is quite costy. will any country open their gates for an easy immigration?
2. as the USA houses the 2nd largest jewish community in the world, will green cards be issued easily for israelis? will that be the main option? will it be acceptable for them to live in a community, or are they expected to blend in?
3. when are the jews expected to leave?
4. say you believe they can stay, what is your vision for their life under a palestinian regime? will they be free to practice judaism? israel is actually very secular at most, will that basic right of a democratic state be preserved?
5. will people who have an israeli citizenship be able to receive a palestinian one instead?
6. back to my initial question, who funds such an operation?
random
1. how do you believe palestine should be governed? by whom? what will be their daily agenda? realistic things please, not what you believe should be on the agenda.
2. who will fund the birth of country? say we moved the jews with the israeli funds, or are the jewish israeli funds supposed to go there?
3. will the borders stay as is, or will neighboring countries still demand some regions from palestine, as they do from israel?
4. will palestine not be considered an ethnostate? why?
5. will historic jewish and christian spots be preserved? will they be able to visit them?
6. will jewish cemeteries need to be moved? 
i have so many more honest questions, but let’s start there. feel free to add more questions, but please do try to keep it on the agenda and not just for provocation.
#please do take this seriously and answer the questions#don’t go to ‘if israel didn’t….’#imagine no israel involved#that’s it israeli gov has been shut down#israel#zionisim#anti zionisim#zionist#anti zionist#jumblr
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A fierce duel commences!
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#game dev diary#This was a test to figure out busts (art style & methodology as well as implementation & uploading)!#Game progress is going well! It is not the most showy content at the moment though....but soon!#I have made more spritesheets + wrote a 20 page script for the beginning of the game + lots of mechanical stuff.#OOH and our main town has a map and I've hammered out most of the major character designs!#(I have a comic I will share later this week about how character design talk in a team setting has been going so far.)#This gif is to share a little bit of whimsy and joy with you all. Because we are having so much fun!#Fanart like this is great for practicing a new medium! Also very few people would care to see my custom windowskins.#(This gif is pre-custom windowskins sadly. Next game dev update will have them though!)#Thank you all for being here at the start of my journey B*)#By the way yeah I do think WWX would be a menace when it comes to taking his medication.#WWX's toxic masculinity trait is thinking he's invincible and doesn't need medication.#He would get worms and go 'Nah my immune system will handle it.' Which. No. Please take worms seriously.#LWJ on the other hand would be the model medication taker. He's got a schedule. A weekly organizer. He's a doctor's dream patient.
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we only draw peak here on the lipgloss3ater blog
#this is a joke please dont take this seriously i do not condone telling anyone to end their own lives#this is probably gonna be used against me twelve years from now#party poison#mcr#danger days#drawing#my chemical romance#art#emo#mcr art#gerard way#the true lives of the fabulous killjoys#garbage
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Gordon, walking over to Bruce and Dick: "So what do you think, Clock King? Or is this the work of Calendar Man?"
Brucie Wayne: "Well I really hope it's neither, I don't want this year's charity gala getting cancelled, all my friends--"
Gordon, impatiently: "It's just us, drop the act, we're running out of time."
Bruce:
Dick: "Yeah B, we gotta go save the day-te. Get it?"
Gordon: *vein bulging in forehead, moments from lighting up indoors*
Bruce in the Batvoice: "It's Jervis Tetch, the invitation is to a tea party. Robin and I will try to narrow down potential locations for the hostsges."
Gordon, looking around: "Okay, I'll get you two out and meet you guys back at--" *realizes they're gone* "For the love of God."
#If anyone has a panel like this I'd be over the moon#I saw at least three separate occasions where this could play out and it didn't:(#batman#dc comics#robin dick grayson#dick grayson#bruce wayne#Very stupid textpost please do not take this seriously and gain heart problems like Gordon#Jim Gordon#Textpost#shitpost#batposting
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Here’s a bit of a departure from my usual art posting but I’d like to get the word out about my dear friend Edrian and his friend Angeles’s endurance performance and hunger strike for a free Palestine in Los Angeles starting today, June 17th. (More info on Edrian’s Instagram and at venerations.cargo.site)
Edrian will begin cutting out paper dolls and ribbons to reach 35,647 of each, reflecting the reported death toll of Palestinians killed by Israel’s genocide in Gaza since Oct. 7th. He will not move from the venue until he is done and do nothing aside from cutting with few exceptions made for his own physical and economic survival. In addition to that and to represent a microcosm of the suffering in Gaza and Palestine, he will be on HUNGER STRIKE until he finishes. It’s an impossible task to do alone before starving so audience participation is essential. I’m spreading the word to ask for support through participation!
You can participate in a number of ways (more detailed instructions here):
Spread the word. Word of mouth and social media sharing are crucial as this performance is being promoted pretty exclusively via word of mouth.
Donate money to Palestinian aid funds! Certain high donation amounts can help Edrian continue his endurance performance by allowing him to engage in life-giving activities like showering or socializing with a loved one, and reaching the 100k total goal allows him to end his hunger strike.
If you live in and around Los Angeles, visit the venue (800 Date Ave, Alhambra, CA 91803) There you can help him cut and show your support. ***The performance is on the second floor of the venue and there is no elevator so it is not accessible except by stairs :(
If you don’t live near LA, you can cut paper dolls and mail them to the venue address to count towards the total. (printable templates here) This is what I will be doing. It’s easy to do with any spare time you’re not using your hands. I recommend mailing them in small batches if possible to get them in on time and reduce the risk of losing mail. I also recommend including info about the count of paper dolls in each parcel (for example include a note telling the total number of paper dolls) Every small amount counts!
If you are an Art Center College of Design student or alumni, sign the petition to pressure Art Center to divest from Israel! Art Center has refused to host Edrian and Angeles for their performance, torn down their posters promoting it, and in general refused to take a stance against Israel’s genocide. As artists and human beings we must resist genocide and refuse to support institutions that side against the people.
He is also live-streaming his performance and documenting progress if you would like to show support just by being present.
If you’ve never participated in a political performance before now’s a great chance, any little bit counts! I appreciate any time or effort you take to read this, support my friends, and work towards a free Palestine! ♥️🇵🇸
#venerations#free palestine#ik I don’t really talk much or connect with people on social media ^_^; but I appreciate if despite that you support me and my friends! ♥️#please seriously consider participating you can do it for just the cost of postage#also if you’re an ACCD student or an art student in LA it would be really cool of you to show up ♥️#I’m friends with Edrian from taking classes at the LA Animation guild back in the day…and then we found out we went to the same school#and were in the same department too. he’s always been thoughtful brave and radical so it’s really cool of him to do this!#we’d been discussing it for a long time so I’m happy he’s able to get it off the ground now. I hope people consider supporting!#Angeles is Edrian’s friend from ACCD. If Edrian becomes physically incapable of continuing she will continue the performance after him
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender
…..I made the moodboard….
#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha#I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#it’s just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy#it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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what if i block every person that i see campaigning for or speculating that Buck and Eddie will kiss at the bachelor party bc that enforces the truly horrible bi stereotype that bisexual people, like myself, are more likely to cheat? what if I did that 🤨?
#like it wasn't bothering me the first few times i saw it being brought up bc it was ether somone saying please dont do it#or it was someone telling off an anon who put that speculation into their ask box#but i have been seeing an influx of it lately#and I'm about to take the “curate your own Internet experience” very very seriously if I keep seeing it#911 abc#evan buckley#eddie diaz#tommy kinard#bucktommy#buddie
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seeing anime-onlys get on board with kabru/laios is obviously funny because they haven't interacted yet in the show. at least not when kabru has been alive lol. & so folks r just going off of out of context manga panels floating around. but what is far more funny is how hard kabru/mithrun is going to hit them out of left field
#i know the obsession lies herein needing to find a ship outlet for peoples freak obsession with laois. and i so get it.#but yall have not even had mithrun introduced to this dynamic yet. genuinely cant wait#also laois & mithruns insane dynamic. where kabru loves to Think about murder mithrun has had his hands around laios' throat at LEAST twice#anyway i saw so much more of mithrun kabru before the anime. i am glad that people love laois so much too though#anyway i love talking about character dynamics please do not take this actually seriously#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#kinda...#mithrun#kabru of utaya#laois touden#labru#kabumisu#text
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what
Original comic HERE + ITS SEQUEL
Bonus!
Panels that i didnt want to finish but bandana dee looks incredibly funny so here
#yeah sure ill post this#do not take this seriously please#drawing bandana dee with big ol eyes was the highlight of this tbh#weed mention#kirby#bandana waddle dee#kirby bandana dee#bandana dee#waddle dee#my art
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I’ve been saying silver fox Beron is hot for YEARS and you guys didn’t believe me. My time has finally come
#fair warning - daddy’s mean#thank you ben barnes for being my muse#beron vanserra#beron acotar#please do not take this seriously I know he’s horrible but I also know he’s fictional#acotar#a court of thorns and roses#myart#velidedraws
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