#PandaLily

[hedonisticeiram]

All my favorites ships. 💕

i ran 80,000 simulations and we were soulmates in each and every one of them

[marauders-bs]

tw: alcohol use, this is a tad bit suggestive, suicide mention BUT HE'S JOKING IT'S BECAUSE THEYRE DANCING

Sirius had quite a few regrets in his life.

Leaving Regulus behind in their parents' house for a month knowing that they'd take their anger out on Reg. Almost killing the bitch boy when he was fifteen. Dating Marlene.

But he was pretty sure that introducing James and Regulus was the worst idea he could ever have had.

Take now, for instance: they're dancing together out on the floor of whatever club Barty's bartending for now. James has his hands running over Sirius's little brother, Regulus's hands on James's back and shoulders and they haven't even kissed. Sirius is pretty sure he'd go into cardiac arrest if that happened.

"Black, you look like you're about to kill yourself," Evan says, appearing with two drinks and handing one to Sirius.

"I just might," Sirius says, accepting the drink.

"You know," Dorcas says, sidling up to the two of them, "i don't think I've ever seen those two kiss. I don't think they're dating."

Sirius blinks rapidly. "I don't think I have either."

"They're not dating," Evan says, somehow taking an angry sip of his whiskey. "Regulus has told me that many, many times."

"Well, damn," Sirius says, looking away from his best friend dancing with his brother to face the floor dramatically. "I don't know whether I want them to start dating or not, if this is how they are now."

"I don't think any of us know that," Evan says, chuckling a bit as he goes to drag his sister away from the ginger bartender.

[bailsgry]

Everyone's problems are very valid but the people around me right now have 'oh my god I like a boy' kind of problems while I have 'take me to hogwarts, I beg you, please, I don't want to be here' kind of problems, and I can't do anything about them besides read my silly little fanfics

[shadowjinx2906]

This is definitely getting added to my next work’s tag, this is official and I will die on this hill.

petition to call pandalily lovepotion?(bc lily died for love and panda died bc of her own potion🫶🏻)

[faceless-mistake]

What’s everyone’s favourite rarepairs and underrated/side character ships??

Can be any fandom (I’m in marauders and pjo mainly)

[child-of-icarus]

The Art of the Ordinary

Wordcount: 188

Remus stood in the doorway of their shared flat, watching his boyfriend struggle to hang a poster on a nail just out of reach.

“How does that look?” Sirius asked, almost losing his balance as he turned to face the taller man. “Is it even?”

“Yes,” Remus sighed wearily. “But you should turn back ‘round before you fall on your arse.”

“You're only saying that because you were just staring at my arse.”

Remus rolled his eyes as he made his way to sit atop their crowded couch. “Whatever you say, Pads.”

Sirius jumped down from the stool, stepping back to admire his work. “Merlin, I can't believe Andromeda’s gotten this for us. It's been sold out for bloody weeks!”

“She always seems to have her ways,” Remus thought aloud, standing to meet his boyfriend in the center of the room.

“Do you like it?” “It’s perfect, love.”

“Today’s been good,” Sirius chirped, leaning his head against Remus’ shoulder. “If only more were like this.”

“It has,” he replied, electing to ignore the thoughts of war quickly forming in his mind.

And just like that, if even just for a moment, everything was good.

...

[bearswithaxes]

in my mind Regulus wrote one last letter to sirius before going into the cave. I think this is how it went.

"always remember one sons sacrifice for the other ones freedom sirius. I might die in the next hour or two but know it was to try and protect you and everyone you and I ever loved. so I am dying just to protect you. I always loved you, I know I didn't show it right and pushed you away but I love you 'Ri, always and forever. if you want to know where I am, call B and Evs. they will most likely take you there.

-Reggie, your baby brother"

and then, of course, sirius cries and calls Barty and Evan over to take him take him to the cave. but Regulus just got out of the cave with Dorcas, Pandora, and randomly Lily, Mary, Marlene, and Remus, all of them scolding Reg about why he would do that alone.

The slytherins (minus Dorcas because she wanted to stay with her girlfriend) went to the muggle world, living a normal life. of course, the griffindors who rescued Regulus knew where they were, and when they were almost killed, they went to hide there. By 1982, Regulus, Barty, Evan, Pandora, Luna, Dorcas, Marlene, Lily, James, Harry, Mary, and Remus were all there, likemasive family. all they needed was Sirius, and then they would be together again.

[ Also, whoever wants to write this, you can, just give me credit for the idea & share the fic] l

[bloodbruise]

the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

[noblehouseofgay]

Harry being raised by 2 dads, 2 moms, and a fuck ton of queer aunts and uncles >>>

Bro didn't know what straight people were til he was like 14

Him and Luna would sit together and look so confused when a straight couple walked past one day in the hall so they both went home and had to ask wtf that was

[outromoony]

Must I have career goals? Can I not simply read fanfiction?

[fiasco95]

Barty, barging into the Gryffindor common room: What’s up losers!

Sirius: Wh—

Barty: I actually don’t care, don’t answer that!

Remus: That—

Barty: Anywhoo! Am just here to collect my bitches!

James: Hey—!

Barty, looking at Pandora & Dorcas: Respectfully.

Barty, turning to Regulus: Disrespectfully.

Marauders & Friends:

Barty: Alright, great talk! Let’s go bitches!

Pandora, Regulus & Dorcas kissing their respective partners and following Barty out of the common room.

Marlene: …What the fuck just happened?

Lily: No fucking clue.

[whysosiriushuh]

Sirius: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water

Lily,*slowly puts her book down *: Y-You were putting it in cold water....

Sirius: ....

Remus: Padfoot? Answer the question. Sirius!

Sirius: Yeah I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Everyone: ....

Sirius: You think I have the patience to boil water?

Regulus: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes????

James,*grabbing him*: Why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it?!

Regulus: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!

Remus: Fuck Regulus you too!!??!!

James: It takes less than a minute!

Marlene: IS YOUR STOVE TOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?????

James: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!??!

Remus: Like 7 minutes!

James: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes less than that and you use a saucepan.

Pandora *taking notes*: Everyone in this room is so creative :)

Dorcas*turning to Remus*: So no one in your house uses a fucking kettle!?

Remus: Its right there near the stove!!

Sirius: Wait a second... that's used to make tea??

Regulus: You told me it was there for aesthetic!!!!!!

James: So its not???

[vomits0cutely]

Harry: i grew up with a lesbian mother and a bisexual father, both of which have a wife and husband so I didn’t know straight people existed until I was like 6

Ron: [is confused on who has a wife and who has a husband] Hold up, I’m confused say that again but slow

Luna: wait me too

Pansy: that’s the life every child deserves.

[until-the-house-shakes]

Mary showing Regulus Dance Moms and then a day later Regulus has a group meeting where he ranks everyone on a pyramid.

Regulus: before we start. Mary is exempt because she helped me come up with the ranking. So on the bottom, is Barty. You stole all my chocolate frogs and then lied about it.

Barty: but-

Regulus: silent. Next, Peter. I don’t trust you. Next. Sirius. Still haven’t forgave you for leaving me with our parents for a year.

Sirius: but I helped you get out.

Regulus: which is why you aren’t last. Finishing off the bottom row, Marlene. Nothing against you love, just don’t know you that well.

Marlene: I’ll take it.

Regulus: third row. Evan. You are a great friend, but you indulge in Barty too much.

Evan: we’re dating.

Rugulus: I know. It bumped you down a few spots. Next. James.

James: we’re dating??

Regulus: and? You made me upset yesterday… and I didn’t want to be biased. Next is Lily. We’re becoming wonderful friends and you’re dating my best friend. Hurt her and you will no longer be present on this pyramid.

Lily: ha!! Beat you James

James: this is rigged.

Regulus: second Row. Dorcas and then Dora. I couldn’t really decide who was better. You’re both my best girls so.. it’s more so tied.

Evan: barty and I are your best mates as well!!

Regulus: they never steal my food and lie to me. Finally. At the top of the pyramid. Is Remus.

Sirius: HOW???

Regulus: he is silent and lets me lay on him while we read. He also lets me rant to him about my stupid brother even though you’re dating. A bery great guy… i might steal him if you and James keep acting up.

Remus: fine by me.

Sirius: HOLD ON

James: WAIT

[noirsnonsense]

"ill never be enough" : regulus, remus, lily, mary, evan, peter

"im always too much" : james, sirius, pandora, marlene, barty, sybil

now tell me I'm wrong I beg.

[curiouslymyown]

“That’s not canon!”

Have you considered that you’re boring?