#PandaLily

[folkwhore12]

pandora

[until-the-house-shakes]

Mary showing Regulus Dance Moms and then a day later Regulus has a group meeting where he ranks everyone on a pyramid.

Regulus: before we start. Mary is exempt because she helped me come up with the ranking. So on the bottom, is Barty. You stole all my chocolate frogs and then lied about it.

Barty: but-

Regulus: silent. Next, Peter. I don’t trust you. Next. Sirius. Still haven’t forgave you for leaving me with our parents for a year.

Sirius: but I helped you get out.

Regulus: which is why you aren’t last. Finishing off the bottom row, Marlene. Nothing against you love, just don’t know you that well.

Marlene: I’ll take it.

Regulus: third row. Evan. You are a great friend, but you indulge in Barty too much.

Evan: we’re dating.

Rugulus: I know. It bumped you down a few spots. Next. James.

James: we’re dating??

Regulus: and? You made me upset yesterday… and I didn’t want to be biased. Next is Lily. We’re becoming wonderful friends and you’re dating my best friend. Hurt her and you will no longer be present on this pyramid.

Lily: ha!! Beat you James

James: this is rigged.

Regulus: second Row. Dorcas and then Dora. I couldn’t really decide who was better. You’re both my best girls so.. it’s more so tied.

Evan: barty and I are your best mates as well!!

Regulus: they never steal my food and lie to me. Finally. At the top of the pyramid. Is Remus.

Sirius: HOW???

Regulus: he is silent and lets me lay on him while we read. He also lets me rant to him about my stupid brother even though you’re dating. A bery great guy… i might steal him if you and James keep acting up.

Remus: fine by me.

Sirius: HOLD ON

James: WAIT

[bailsgry]

Happy Birthday to Mr. TellMeAFuckingSecret!

[curiouslymyown]

“You can’t make everyone in the marauders era gay!”

maybe you can’t, I can

[iamgayforyourmom1510]

what about rosekiller :(? are they getting their girl ready too?? (they are girl dads, you can't convince me otherwise)

Guys dw James is alive he told me himself

Jegulus, pandalily, and wolfstar are actually getting Harry and Luna ready for trick or treat as we speak

[mezsygfs]

james "reckless driver" potter and lily "careful driver" evans

[redrosyrose]

"You Signed Up For This" by Solmussa hits harder than i thought and reading the masterpiece is an abosolutely great experiences.

i feel like i've totally merged into the fic.if i were in the fic,i'd be cackling so hard.

[tenaciousmilkshakecandy]

I need someone to talk about the Marauders in real life, cause sometimes I just wanna yap about them and I don't have the correct words to write it here😭

[moutainrusing]

they’re so graphically sapphic and sapphically graphic😍

[prongs1311]

guys i’m genuinely begging for prank ideas that the marauders could have pulled i need them for a fic

and also i need ones the unholy trinity could have pulled in retaliation

no voldy, prank war, f.r.i.e.n.d.s-esque, jegulus and pandalily centric with established wolfstar, rosekiller, dorlene, and emmaryline

there’s a plot to get jegulus tg and lists of schemes by the valkryies

i would actually write this but i can’t think of prank ideas and that’s put a spanner in the works bc the entire thing hinges on the prank war

[serenisastar]

I’m in the midst of writing a serial killer pandalily au (it probably won’t be published until I’m nearly done with my current WIP) how many of you guys would read that?

[starsarestories]

I want one. At this point I think I should just make one online. Who wants to be a part of my marauders friendship group? Rules:

- you've got to slay

- be some kinda gay (or be such a big ally that ppl THINK you're gay)

- no Snape simping (you can be neutral about him, but I don't want no snaddy showing up on here)

- have good music taste, or be open to getting good music taste

- die young (like 21 or something for accuracy reasons)

So, who's signing up??! :D

How to have a friendship group like the marauders?

No borax

No glue

[bloodbruise]

the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

[noblehouseofgay]

Harry being raised by 2 dads, 2 moms, and a fuck ton of queer aunts and uncles >>>

Bro didn't know what straight people were til he was like 14

Him and Luna would sit together and look so confused when a straight couple walked past one day in the hall so they both went home and had to ask wtf that was

[reallyrandombigurl]

yes please guys

Petition to create cool names for the sapphic ships because wtf is marylily

The guys have stuff like wolfstar and sunseeker which are so cute cause they have significance but the girls just have their names shmushed together 😭

[outromoony]

Must I have career goals? Can I not simply read fanfiction?