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Marlene: So, Baby Black, how's life? Regulus: why are you here and talking to me?? Marlene: awe, c'mon can't I have a conversation with Sirius's baby brother if I want to? Regulus: Regulus: Dorcas likes Acid pops and red carnations. Marlene: Alright thanks bye.

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Remus ‘What do I do with a loving feeling if he only loves me when we’re all alone?’ Lupin

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regulus who sends the most normal and natural pics of him throughout the day to james and james just absolutely losing it every single time as if it was the first time he’s seeing regulus

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i have sirius black dressed in such a specific outfit in my head that no fanart had ever captured and personally i think that’s unfair

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Sirius is the type to buy Remus flowers and then deny it was romantic. "They were on sale, Moony, don’t make it weird 🙄"

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gay - January 19 - rosekiller - TW: angst, internalized homophobia - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 214

door - January 7 - @rosekillermicrofic

Evan has long ago accepted that Barty is not showing up anytime soon. That their last conversation, their last...encounter...was too much for him. That, for the time being, he no longer has a roommate, and he has the flat to himself.

So he is shocked when the front door opens with a small bang! and Barty is standing there, looking both determined and terrified.

"Hey, Bee," Evan mumbles, a bit nervous to scare the other man away.

"I'm not gay," Barty responds immediately, voice and expression full of distress, stepping in the door and slamming it shut. "I'm..I'm not-"

"Okay," Evan nods, knowing it's useless to argue.

"I just-" he chokes off, stepping forward again, hands shaking, mouth twisting. "I-"

"I know," Evan whispers again, the air becoming tense as their eyes meet.

One long, heat-filled moment passes before Barty lunges forward, crashing their lips together, an explosion of neediness and passion and lust as they fight for control, hands grabbing clothes and teeth grazing skin. Evan can only moan at how right the whole thing feels. How he needs this more than he needs air.

But when he wakes up the next morning, body aching in the best way, he doesn't need to look around the flat to know: Barty is gone again.

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the duality of man (:( and ☹️)

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Lily: So what’s for dinner?

James: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Lily: …

Lily: Is it soup?

James: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Lily: Please, enough with the soup puns!

James: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Lily: STOP!

*one hour later*

Lily: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

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Ngl Harry Potter named his children like he was some obsessed fan of the Harry Potter books

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Regulus: You can’t make everyone like you, you’re not Pandora. Dorcas: What? Not everyone likes Pandora. Regulus: What- who doesn’t like Pandora? Dorcas: Regulus: Names, Meadowes. I need names.

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james and regulus totally have those impromptu slow dances around their kitchen in the middle of the night

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i probably should make some new friends, and then i'd be less lonely. but that involves work and i don't wanna do all that

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James: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math. 

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so sorry to all the sarcastic peter pettigrew truthers but i actually can't imagine peter as anything other than a guy who desperately tries to be funny but fails at it miserably

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i need someone to break my lower jaw

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No, y'all got it wrong. Regulus Black is not a cat person. He is the cat, and he's a dog person.

Sirius Black is not a dog person. He is the dog, and he's a cat person.

Jegulus adopts a dog and Wolfstar a cat. I ain't making the rules guys, this is canon.