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Barty, barging into the Gryffindor common room: What’s up losers!
Sirius: Wh—
Barty: I actually don’t care, don’t answer that!
Remus: That—
Barty: Anywhoo! Am just here to collect my bitches!
James: Hey—!
Barty, looking at Pandora & Dorcas: Respectfully.
Barty, turning to Regulus: Disrespectfully.
Marauders & Friends:
Barty: Alright, great talk! Let’s go bitches!
Pandora, Regulus & Dorcas kissing their respective partners and following Barty out of the common room.
Marlene: …What the fuck just happened?
Lily: No fucking clue.
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I can imagine him looking at the girls normally and then biting his lip and looking Regulus up and down and then saying 'Disrespectfully' so sexy and seriously nobody can tell if he's joking or not.
Barty, barging into the Gryffindor common room: What’s up losers!
Sirius: Wh—
Barty: I actually don’t care, don’t answer that!
Remus: That—
Barty: Anywhoo! Am just here to collect my bitches!
James: Hey—!
Barty, looking at Pandora & Dorcas: Respectfully.
Barty, turning to Regulus: Disrespectfully.
Marauders & Friends:
Barty: Alright, great talk! Let’s go bitches!
Pandora, Regulus & Dorcas kissing their respective partners and following Barty out of the common room.
Marlene: …What the fuck just happened?
Lily: No fucking clue.
#Barty being a whirlwind of chaos that only the Slytherins understand#Barty is THAT bitch.#regulus black#james potter#pandora rosier#lily evans#marlene mckinnon#dorcas meadowes#remus lupin#sirius black#established jegulus#established pandalily#established dorlene#pandalily#dorlene#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#starchaser#sunseeker#jegulus#dead gay wizards#barty crouch jr#slytherin skittles
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