#PA/s
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ladymisteria · 1 year ago
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Here we go again with the idiotic speeches/unprovoked verbal assaults born of the prejudices typical of a mentality that has remained in the Middle Ages. But let's go in order...
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This morning a neighbor of mine (70-80 years old, saw me growing up) approaches me and says: "Could you warn others that next week our street will be closed for tree cutting?" (I run an association, together with my sister and my mother, that is responsible for collecting reports about our neighborhood, and then making them available to our neighbors).
Obviously I accept, and as soon as I enter the house, I alert the neighborhood that Mrs. X has informed me that the street will be closed the coming week.
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Well, less than an hour later, the same neighbor comes under my windows and starts calling me loudly, demanding to talk to me immediately (even though my sister tells her I am in the shower). Eventually, exasperated, my sister begs me to hear what the lady wants - since she doesn't seem intent on leaving - and I, quite annoyed, go to the window still half soapy and wrapped in my bathrobe.
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And here the frenzy begins: the woman starts shouting that I had no right to mention her name (when I warned the neighborhood), that in doing so I violated her privacy, and that - hear hear - she has no intention of being associated in any way: "with someone like you."
Of course, I ask her what she means by saying such a thing, since I have never created any kind of problems (I am something of a hermit because my health has never been the best, since my birth, and the less I go out the better I am - especially when it is sunny and the temperatures touch 104° F like the last few weeks). Her response?
"Don't be a goody-goody! Those with that hair (I've been a redhead since birth) are all the same: lecherous, malicious and conflict creators! Just look at how you show up to talk to your neighbors! Shame on you! Now you call the others and say you made it all up; that I didn't tell you anything and above all, don't you ever dare to do such a thing again!".
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And off she goes, leaving me in the midst of one of my PA/s crisis and forcing my sister to rushed me to the emergency room because - literally - I convulsed and stopped breathing.
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Now I'm back home, pumped full of tranquilizers, wondering how the hell it is possible, in 2023, to still be so retrograde and so closed-minded...
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UPDATE:
As I was writing, my neighbor (again her) came to talk to my sister, asking her if she could take my place in the association ("Your little sister clearly can't handle it anymore anyway").
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ultrakatua · 4 months ago
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Emmanuel "The Audacity Of This Bitch" Macron
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yari-saber · 7 months ago
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I was asked to draw q and s hugging! I think this turned out well
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sobillyboy · 4 months ago
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Mon mec qui s'est fait renverser par un scooter alors qu'il était à rollers au mec des urgences : Bonjour, je suis tombé et je me suis écorché le coude, je viens parce que je sais pas s'il faut des points.
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francarieq · 2 months ago
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I double dog dare you to draw Medusa brodi🥺‼️‼️‼️‼️💯
Pretty plss🙏📿🤲
I'VE JUST BEEN OBSESSING OVER HER LORE FOR SO LONG‼️🎀 PRITY PLES
IF NOT HER MAYBE KRONOS & RHEA HIHIHIHIHI (Kid eater😨)
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Medusa!! ✮ [hi yumi]
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gastonlagaffe · 4 months ago
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Cette semaine, on retrouve Gaston et Jeanne!
... entre autres 😆
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pixyify · 22 days ago
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I asked my bestie to guess how many object shows I've watch and she said 4 or 5 and when I told her I watched 17 (BFDI, II, hfjONE, Animatic Battle, ITFT, KFC, PaS, TMOS, Twilight Orchards, Showvember, Love of The S*n, MOSS, Object Havoc, The App Wars, BURNER and LTL) and a season of EE, she looked at me like this
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omfg what am i doing w/ my life
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kickbutts-singsongs · 14 days ago
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Has anyone in the Person of Interest fandom ever made a parody of:
made with lyrics applying to our resident bird man?
Cuz if so GIMME IT
If not… 👀
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slightly-sad-sloth · 1 year ago
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Another direct quote from 40’s radio show Clark! This line just lives in my head rent free, he’s always just so excited to break shit 💀💀
COMMISSIONS OPEN
Kinda part 2 of this? (not really but it’s also fanart of radio Clark)
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ID under cut;
Image 1:
3 panel vertical comic of 1940’s radio show Superman
Panel 1; Superman is hovering over a lit roof window, he’s smiling and holding up his right hand in a fist saying “there’s the skylight!”
Panel 2; Close up of his fist as he punches and breaks the window with a *krrk* sound effect
Panel 3; back to full body shot of superman now with his hands on his hips and smiling triumphantly over the now destroyed window as he says “there WAS the skylight!”
Image 2;
A digital drawing of Superman in the centre of the canvas sitting crisscrossed his left hand waving and his right neatly in his lap as he beams at the viewer. There is a hard yellow light coming from the audiences right hand side and a yellow dotted rectangle in the background to help highlight Clark. Text with an arrow pointing to Clark on his left side reads “nuisance to property everywhere”
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populationpensive · 2 years ago
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Abdominal Pain PSA
I've had a run of people admitted to the ICU after have 1-2 weeks of abdominal pain who were struggling to eat or drink that ended up having conditions leading to necrotic bowel. Dead bowel makes people incredibly sick. Like, death's door sick. Anecdotally, I'd say maybe 60% of our patients make it through such an ordeal. Every time I talk with their families, their loved ones say that they looked bad and they tried to get the patient to go get some help. Often, these people wait too long.
So.
PSA: if you're having abdominal pain and can't keep anything down for more than 48 hours (especially in the context of N/V WITHOUT bowel movements), you NEED to go to the ER. Not urgent care. Not your PCP. The ER. Please get checked out. Do not let things sit. If you have known GI disease like diverticulosis, a hernia, etc, even more of a reason to get checked out.
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gopassthebrush · 1 year ago
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SIGN UPS ARE OPEN FOR THE GOOD OMENS PASS THE BRUSH 2: THE BOX STRIKES BACK!
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'ello 'ello 'ello!
As Good Omens is back with a second season, so are we with a second Pass the Brush video:
Pass the Brush 2: The Box Strikes Back!
You have until the 10th of September to sign up. More information is on the sign up form!
@goodomensonprime @goodomenshq @neil-gaiman
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proustianlesbian · 5 months ago
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this one is for a very specific audience ❤️🧡🤍💗💜
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yari-saber · 7 months ago
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I wanted to make the Problems and Solutions characters as pixels! So here ya go
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I’ve never done a set of pixel art characters so fast
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cosmictap · 7 months ago
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carpe diem fuckers
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killugonficlibrary · 4 months ago
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all the pretty lights by blueberryberet ( M | 47,633+ | 12/16 )
Killua is a rockstar with some… messy habits. That’s how he tells it to his sister when she calls, the reality of it is a lot more destructive.
Except now she’s not calling, she’s in his hotel room writing on his arm cast (no, he doesn’t remember how he broke it) and demanding to join him and his band for their cross-country tour. He can’t send her home for obvious reasons. He needs someone to keep an eye on her, or more accurately, keep her eyes off the disaster that is his life.
And when his band manager Bisky says she knows the perfect person he thinks that maybe, he’s finally got lucky, and maybe it will all be fine.
Except things are never, ever, fine with him.
˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚Uploads every Thursday and Sunday ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
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biomic · 3 months ago
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HELP
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