#french side of tumblr

[azzzryel]

Coeur sur vous les gens ❤️

[dagonet]

Le Cœur a ses raisons, S01E02 : Le retour d'Ashley

[echo-s-land]

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Just so you know. In France at the EU elections, more than 35% votes were for the 2 ultra right fascist lists m.

So bc this is apparently unacceptable (funny from what his politics has been so far)

Macron just dissolved the National Assembly

(one of the two legislative chambers in fr)

To call people to the vote at the end of the month again.

What is gonna happen is just: fascists are gonna win the legislative chamber

[marthajefferson]

Le Comte de Monte Cristo | The Count of Monte Cristo (2024) dir. Matthieu Delaporte & Alexandre de La Patellière

[losttranslator]

me when people ask me how to say "I don't care" in french

(description:)

The IASIP meme of Charlie Kenny gesturing wildly at a conspiracy board, with the second picture added to his papers - the second picture being a table with 7 columns classifying an exhaustive number of ways of saying "I don't care" in French, based on how common, vulgar and funny they each are.

Column 1: Socially acceptable and common: -Je m’en fiche -J’en ai rien à faire* (*less formal variation of “Je n’en ai rien à faire” which still belongs to this category)

Column 2: Vulgar and common enough to not be shocking: -Je m’en fous -(J’en ai) rien à foutre

Column 3: More vulgar, and common with a ‘teenage’ connotation: -(Je)* m’en tape -(Je) m’en branle -(Je) m’en balec’ -(Je) m’en bats les couilles -(J’en ai) rien à battre -(J’en ai) rien à branler -”Balec’” (* omitting “je” is frequent and makes the expression even less formal)

Column 4: ‘Familiar’ (only somewhat vulgar, completely informal) and uncommon enough to be considered somewhat funny: -J’en ai* rien à carrer -J’en ai* rien à cirer -Je m’en tamponne (le coquillard) -Je m’en balance -J’en ai* rien à péter (* can be replaced with “Je n’en ai rien à …” to give it a formal connotation, in which case the expression belongs to category 6)

Column 5: Socially acceptable and uncommon/formal enough to be considered funny: -Je m’en contrefiche -Je m’en soucie comme d’une guigne -J’en ai rien à fiche

Column 6: Vulgar and uncommon, somewhat formal: -Je m’en contrefous

Column 7: Socially acceptable and very uncommon / very formal, enough to sound snobbish (and therefore a bit funny): -Peu m’importe -Il m’importe peu -Je n’en ai cure -Je ne m'en soucie guère

[zephirynne]

You only understand happiness when your country avoids falling into fascism after a month of political despair (bonus for the left coming out on top:))

[romain-leclaire]

[marsti]

j'ai oublié de la poster ici... anyway miku BZH

[seanconneraille]

i find the lack of non mais voilà quoi and quand même in the english language very pas pratique quand même

[dagonet]

Le Cœur a ses raisons, S01E02 : Le retour d'Ashley

[dioptre-hertz]

daft punk is actually just the helmets, the guys they were possessing went back to normal frenchmen after they took em off. now the helmets are waiting in a hidden forest glade somewhere in provincial france and when someone puts them on again in the next century it will usher in a new golden age of daft punk

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