#upthebaguette

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queerculus

j'enfourne des poignées de baby carrotes dans ma bouche après m'être branlé.e pour créer un réflexe pavlovien qui me permet de voir des petits détails à 3,2 kilomètres quand je bande

shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

[queerlynx]

i really grew up in a region of france where we had statues of a 14 year old girl with short hair in armour all over the place and streets and schools and all kinds of buildings and landmarks named after her and they were just like oh yeah thats jeanne d'arc. she took up arms as a girl and was burnt at the stake for it. and i was supposed to be normal about it

[echo-s-land]

[reddit-eco-plus]

lien

[eeios]

First Dinoël posting ! Those are illustrations i made for my first creator's market, centered around dinos and popular science ...

The Thylacine, or tasmanian tiger, was an extinct marsupial from Australia.

The Quagga was a species of zebra from South Africa.

Edit: I updated the Thylacine art, because the inspiration i chose for the frame was an uneducated choice, enjoy this updated version !

[platypusplayhere]

besties, french results for the european elections are kinda disgusting (as expected) and the president just dissolved the national assembly (unpredictable and stupid) which will probably lead to more far right ppl in the parliament (expected and horrible) so my french besties lets go vote on june 30 pls (im begging)

[translatingpostsinfrench]

daccordcestcool

quelqu'un ici qui embauche des losers gays. idéalement pour 100k/an de salaire et je pourrai travailler une heure tous les jours quand j'en ai envie. merci

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

[vro0ms-evil-twin]

[saecookie]

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gaynfl

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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[lucifersimp]

war criminal Jean Marie le Pen is enfin mort

[gouinisme]

"if i die of their transphobia forget a funeral drop my body in front of the national assembly"

seen at the official marseille pride parade on 6/7/24

[translatingpostsinfrench]

grenouillemousse1

weewee dans la bwatagan

[learnelle]

Pictures from a busy weekend in Paris: lots of hot drinks, studying a bit harder than usual, and being pleasantly surprised to see Lithuania mentioned in the metro

[thesquidkid]

le tweet le plus attendu de l'histoire

bonus: les deux notifs qui font bien plaisir

[roaldamundsen]

he was our reagan he was our thatcher