#upthebaguette

[l-heure-du-the]

... that's so wrong, I don't know where to begin.

"Coup de Fou" means nothing. Like that's not a saying at all. And it'd translate to "madman's strike", but nobody would ever say that.

"Coup de foutre" is SLIGHTLY better, as in "foutre" does mean "cum", but it's a pretty old timey way to say it. But "coup de foutre" means "cum strike", not "cum shot" and that's once again a very weird phrase no one would ever say in a normal context.

You don't say "la chat" you say "le chat" or "la chatte" depending on the cat's gender. And you'd rarely ever call someone just "fille", even if you were calling her a prostitute.

Removing the article doesn't make it rude, just grammatically incorrect.

You'd call her "une fille" or "la fille", with the whole phrase "une/la fille de joie" being implied. But once again, that's very old timey, nobody calls sex workers that anymore unless they're being super snobby.

"Un baiser" is a kiss, and yeah "baiser" as a verb also means "to fuck"... But it also means "to kiss" depending on the context. We usually use "embrasser" as a verb for kissing, to avoid ambiguity. And "un baiser" is usually specifically a kiss on the mouth or the hand, otherwise it's "une bise" (cheek kiss) or "un bisou" (anywhere but kinda cutesy/childish).

"Je suis excité" can mean "I'm horny" but it usually means "I am excited", unless you're talking to 12yo or creeps, nobody will misunderstand you based on context.

"Verge" does mean "penis" but again it's kinda old fashioned.

[kalincka]

que dire de plus

[raphfish]

[lucian-evander]

Bayrou qui dit qu'il est très fier de son gouvernement qui va unifier les français alors oui il a été repêché tous les gens des précédents gouvs que tout le monde déteste 😭

[gay-impressionist]

(fyi op : dominique pélicot wasn't "only" sentenced to 20 years in prison. 20y is the maximum for this kind of crime in france. the prosecution asked for 20y and he got 20y. that's something to celebrate, as sentences are pretty much always less than what the prosecution asks)

Can we please talk about the Gisele Pelicot mass rape case more? This shit is so disturbing that I’m shocked at how deep men’s hatred run for women goes, even the ones they marry and commit to for life. A man willingly drugged his own wife, raped her multiple times, and then invited 50 men over to share in the act - from 2011 through 2020. How does that not make people incredibly angry. How does it shock no one else that misogyny could run this deep

[gay-impressionist]

notre nouveau ministre de la fonction publique est l'actuelle figure du comité central bonapartiste 🤡

[dooareyastudy]

Darmanin à la Justice ?!?!?!?!

[reddit-eco-plus]

lien

[kyalarys]

[echo-s-land]

[eeios]

First Dinoël posting ! Those are illustrations i made for my first creator's market, centered around dinos and popular science ...

The Thylacine, or tasmanian tiger, was an extinct marsupial from Australia.

The Quagga was a species of zebra from South Africa.

Edit: I updated the Thylacine art, because the inspiration i chose for the frame was an uneducated choice, enjoy this updated version !

[platypusplayhere]

besties, french results for the european elections are kinda disgusting (as expected) and the president just dissolved the national assembly (unpredictable and stupid) which will probably lead to more far right ppl in the parliament (expected and horrible) so my french besties lets go vote on june 30 pls (im begging)

[saecookie]

[gouinisme]

"if i die of their transphobia forget a funeral drop my body in front of the national assembly"

seen at the official marseille pride parade on 6/7/24

[learnelle]

Pictures from a busy weekend in Paris: lots of hot drinks, studying a bit harder than usual, and being pleasantly surprised to see Lithuania mentioned in the metro

[thebusylilbee]

god this is so sexy