#french stuff

[mapplesand]

big day for french people the old nazi just died

[shapelytimber]

OMFG

[Traduction : Ex leader of the RN party Marine Le Pen, sentenced to two years in jail and five years of ineligibility applicable now]

Quick french politic context : Marine Le Pen (daughter of the old nazis who died recently btw <3) was the leader of the far right movement in France, and one of the most popular candidate for presidency in 2027. She was the one to "un-demonize" the far right in the eye of the public, with massive help from Macron.

But now she won't be able to run for it :DD !! I'm sure the racists will vote for another racist candidate, there's no short of them in France, but for now I'm so fucking happy fjjfjfk

[az-is-back]

ET ON RESSORT LE CHAMPAGNE 🎉🎉🎉

[just-french-me-up]

International news reporting on the coming 2024 Paris Olympics : wow amazing venues, events held at Versailles, so fresh, so sophisticated, hon hon oui oui

French news reporting on the coming 2024 Paris Olympics : this shitshow will be the biggest travesty the world has ever seen and we cant wait, let us be Nero playing the violin as Paris burns

[finsterwalds]

Anatomie d’une chute doodles because why not?

[passigentilcoquelicot]

La copine qui me sort : Cette fois je serais contente de le voir dans l’urne !

🤣🤣🤣

[orsenna]

voilà, c'est comme ça qu'on titre !!!

[losttranslator]

using "tu" and "vous" incorrectly in french dubs and subtitles should be punishable by law actually. like with jail time or something

[aspirateur-killeuse]

[this-is-krikkit]

good morning and fuck the hypocrisy of those games as a whole but thanks again for that eurovision on crack level of an opening ceremony ig

[ahalliance]

[trashlord-watson]

vraie question les gens :

j'ai été grave choqué des réponses dans ma classe quand l'intervenante nous a demandé ça, et me demandais si c'était un truc générationel...

[shapelytimber]

DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD

This post is about the death of Jean Marie Lepen, known piece of shit and far right french politician.

[gareauxtrains]

Happy Jean-Marie Lepen est mort day to everyone!!

[just-french-me-up]

it's been months since the olympics and the opening ceremony but i'm still REELING from Aya Nakamura's performance

A franco-malian black woman, constantly attacked for being "impossible to understand" because she mixes french with slang, standing by the académie française, an institution that stands for the "purity" (ew) of the french language and against everything she stands for and symbolises

Aya Nakamura TROLLING them to NO END, singing an iconic and "conventional" french song going "id better go choose my french vocabulary to basically make myself likeable to you" while the republican guard band HYPES HER UP

Tradition and modernity coexisting in harmony and feeding each other artistically

[litsenn]

Fun fact.

In French, Gortash sounds a bit like "grosse tache", which literally means "big stain".

But in French the word "tache" can also be used idiomatically to talk about someone very annoying.

"Quelle tache!" is the equivalent of "what a douch!".

Therefore, "grosse tache" = "big douchbag".

And it will never not be funny.