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aaaand another one before bed. obsessed with drawing his tits you can't shame me

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Rickrolling you via pigeon next summer

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Today on liked by Hozier

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fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

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lien

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genuinely how i feel every time

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every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

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"I asked chatgpt-" NEXT TIME DON'T. ask ME choose ME, I can misinform you. I do it with love and affection

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Good Omens fanfic writers are out here saving the ineffable timeline. Like. Canon gave us a slow burn that lasted 6000 years and they said “Cool, now watch me make it even slower or actually communicate their feelings, pick your poison.”

They’re out here patching up celestial trauma, exploring every possible flavor of ineffable husbands—from soft domestic cottagecore to “what if they were enemies in the WWII but also kissed”—and they do it for free. These people spin gold out of words, gift it to the world, and ask for NOTHING in return except maybe a kudos or a “pls update”.

They bleed onto the page. They share their weird little ideas, their hyperfixations, their trauma, their dreams. They give us entire dissertations on angelic repression and demon anxiety, all while maybe crying over their own keyboard at 3am.

Honestly, Good Omens fic writers are performing small miracles daily—without even needing a flaming sword. May your coffee be strong, your drafts uncorrupted, and your AO3 tags gloriously unhinged.

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SHREK 2 (2004) GOOD OMENS 2.06 The Arrival

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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

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custody of a fictional character should get transferred to you once you spend more hours thinking about them than their creator ever did

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