#NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING
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once she’s inside my ovaries are wrapping around it and never letting go
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Kripke funny as hell for tryna get Jared on the boys immediately after walker was cancelled bro rly said 'damn your show got cancelled?? That sucks man ... ANYWAY SINCE YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED NOW AND FINALLY HAVE SOME FREE TIME-'
#not even exaggerating#id say he has a crush on jared but that hasnt been news since 2005..#spn#jarpad#eric kripke
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A second dose of shitposts for Smosh Girlies Week!
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17
#courtney miller#amanda lehan canto#angela giarratana#arasha lalani#jackie uweh#kimmy jimenez#saige ryan#text posts#memes#smosh#smosh memes#smosh girlies week#i accidentally hyperfixated and made like 80 text memes for this fandom help#not even exaggerating#itsmeyourmentalillness
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very random thought but if The leftenmost window was an actual movie, it would be in black and white until Eggbert and Samantha meet again
#sfth#shoot from the hip#shoot impro#sfthposting#the leftenmost window#also im SOBBING#not even exaggerating#i love them so much#AARHHHH 🙁🙁🙁🙁
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the way people care more about jason fighting tim than like any other rogue fighting tim during his robin run is...!
"they're brothers! jason is so horrible to attack his little brother."
aside from the obvious twinkification of tim, stop pushing the family narrative on two people who did not see each other as siblings at that moment.
#and also stop seeing tim as a 5 year old#jason fought him to prove a point#sometimes i wish he really did some serious damage to tim just so you guys would have something reasonable to complain about#gosh a 16-17yr old crime fighter who fights people like bane for a living definitely has trauma from a guy two years older than him#fighting him#yes jason todd the kid who was murdered for being robin would definitely go out and kill the next kid who is robin#because yessss his whole point is that he's jealous of the next robin and therefore needs to harm him worse than the joker harmed jason#like please i'm so tired of this discourse#why the fuck would jason- the child murder victim who died as robin and bc of batman taking on a child soldier- want to kill the next robin#you'd think the narrative that jason tried to kill tim would only be in like some fics#but nope! it's in every goddamn batfam fic i've ever read to this day#not even exaggerating#anti tim drake#anti batfam#jason todd#red hood#batman#dc
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my piece for the xen den halloween contest!!
i could’ve done wayyy better with the lighting lol. i might even fix it a bit later who knows
#this took fucking forever btw#i was working on it for 12 hours straight the other day#not even exaggerating#krita was open for 12 whole hours#from 5am to 5pm#and that was just coloring and shading#the lineart was all done before that💀#i’m a slow worker i guess idk lmao#hlvrai#half life vr ai#hlvrai benrey#hlvrai benry#hlvrai gordon#hlvrai bubby#hlvrai dr coomer#hlvrai coomer#hlvrai tommy#hlvrai darnold#hlvrai sunkist#artists on tumblr#the void creates
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being tumblr user revehae is a funny experience because under my least depraved work the reply selection is like “oh my god this was absolutely beautiful” followed by “you are sick please seek help”
#not even exaggerating#i was looking at the replies underneath my necrophile!127 post#ts so funny 😭😭😭😭😭
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He literally goes "you hold your breath when I speak"
😳 HNG
Not me literally holding my breath over here
#YOU CAUGHT ME SIR#not even exaggerating#i was like “OOP”#didn't even realize until he said that#ascended astarion#astarion ancunin#astarion smut#bg3 astarion#astarion bg3#astarion#vampire lord astarion
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sir thats dangerously too close 😌
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the contrast between my art with and without references is crazy
#all i draw is herbert west#not even exaggerating#a lot of these dont look very much like him#this is because im not very good at this#a few look like him though and those ones are great#herbert west fanart#reanimator fanart#reanimator#re animator#herbert west#dan cain fanart#dan cain#daniel cain#shout out to the little finger creature i lvoe it so mucb#bride of reanimator
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Chat.
Our mom is a sysmed.
She essentially just fucking fakeclaimed us because we don't have a diagnosis.
Aaand all of the sudden we are a LOT more ready to gtfo of this house soon.
#tw fakeclaiming#tw sysmedicalism#vent#pluralpunk#endo safe#endo friendly#pluralgang#actually mentally ill#did osdd#multiplicity#plural#system#plurality#tulpa friendly#tulpa safe#willogenic friendly#willogenic safe#anti sysmed#we have no words#this is actually awful#like what the fuck#we hate this woman#she has ruined our lives#not even exaggerating#she's the source of like 90% of our trauma#fuck this
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people that make moodboards I hope you never forget how much I love you
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my sweet mobster ep10 😭😭😭 y'all omgngg this is the cutest kdrama I've watched pls watch I highly highly highly recommend
#not even exaggerating#best kdrama obsbdjsjs theyre so cute im literally sobbing 😭#my sweet mobster#kdrama recs
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the only reason i stay on this site is bc you can reblog a 0 note post and turn it into a 10 post and there's nothing more enjoyable fr
#cloud nonsense#not even exaggerating#i just wanna be the nepo mutual#like i was on my termed main#but it's fine we'll get there again o7
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hey folks should i... vaugley motions towards twitch
idk start streaming at some point in our life in a hope to not be stuck in employment in germany when i'm way worse at pretty much everything compared to our previous host
idk.
edit (cuz im a dummy): I obviously do enjoy playing games a whole lot, especially with my friends, its not a thing just for the sake of doing a thing
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Calamity
#genuine question#not even exaggerating#on that last part#i mean#im absolutely awful at german and maths#subjects our previous host was fine at#like i brought out grades average down#awful#transfem
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*has an idea of something to draw*
*doesn't draw it for a while despite really wanting to draw it*
*finally gets around to drawing it*
"Man. Why did I wait so long to draw thi-
*looks at drawing*
"Right."
"I can't draw."
*hides drawing before repeating the process later*
#lmao#i cant draw#artists on tumblr#artists of tumblr#drawing#drawing process#but i cant draw#not even to save my life#lol#not even exaggerating#art#i suck at art#i suck at tags#art but bad#anyways
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