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Star Trek: Lower Decks: A Farewell to Farms - TV Review

TL;DR – Crack out the Bat’leths and open the good Bloodwine casks because it is time to visit Qo’noS ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rating: 4 out of 5. Disclosure – I paid for the Paramount+ streaming service that viewed this episode.  Star Trek: Lower Decks Review – When you have been watching shows for quite a while, you pick up telltale signs that something big is about to happen. One of those is the lack of a…

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Bruce, outside Clark's room on the Watchtower: "Clark? What's happened, your message said it was an emergency--"

Clark: "Oh good I'm losing my mind." *yanks Bruce in*

Clark, exhausted, rocking a wailing Jon: "Lois had an emergency and I really need your help because no matter what I do he won't stop crying."

Bruce, rubbing his temples: "Uhh."

Clark: "Well?"

Bruce, glaring at him: "Well? Well what?"

Clark: "You've had so many kids!"

Bruce: "None of them were ever babies! Call me back in eight years!"

Both of them flinched as Jon wailed louder.

Clark, in despair: "I'm calling Diana."

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Diana, with lasso clenched in Jon's hand: "Why do you cry, little one?"

Jon: *still shrieking and sobbing*

Diana, looking up at them both: "This usually works."

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Barry, hands on his knees as he examined Jon: "Maybe he's in pain?"

Bruce glared at Barry as Clark panicked, hands messing up hair.

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Oliver, cooing: "Uncle Ollie's got this lil' guy, you just need some white noise." *turns on his playlist*

Jon:*screaming now*

Bruce: "You're completely useless."

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Hal: "What's going on in here?" *elbowing his way into the crowded room*

Bruce: "Busy right now, Jordan." *frantically going through scientific articles*

Hal stared in horror at the child, who J'onn and Arthur are negotiating with while vigorously rocking the screaming toddler: "Jeez, what the hell are you two doing?" *conjures a giant green rattled and shakes it*

Jon, utterly transfixed abruptly stops crying. Clark raises his head off the table the second the sound stops, relieved.

Hal: "Want to see something even cooler?" *makes a plane and has it fly around*

Jon, reaching out to it, smiling a little despite the tears. Half the room isn't breathing.

Hal, grinning: "That's right little man, it is cool. So guys, seriously, why are we all in here?"

The League, as the small plane vanishes: "Don't stop!"

Hal, startled: "Whoa, relax! Uh, who wants to see a dinosaur?"

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uncle Arthur is awesome he can command alien fish Action Comics #1080

[arkangelo-7]

Headcannon that Bruce Wayne takes the Justice League to an amusement park and then never does that Shit™ ever again.

They all go in civilian identities, but since some of them (i.e. Bruce and Oliver ) are recognizable outside of costume, they have to wear disguises anyway. (I’m imaging the classic baseball cap and sunglasses, 2016 MCU-core). Obviously this does nothing but make people even more suspicious. Bruce and Ollie spend half a hour in the men’s bathroom trying to dodge the paparazzi—rumors quickly emerge that they’re hooking up. It’s a PR disaster.

But everything else is a disaster too.

Arthur drops $300 dollars trying to win prize goldfish so he can release it back into the ocean. (He loses every time and eventually used the power of the Sea or something and caused a miniature tsunami—the minimum wage worker behind the counter is not impressed.)

Clark and Barry somehow end up in a hot dog eating contest—Barry wins, Clark gets fourth, but when they get back to the Watchtower both of them spend a solid ten minutes throwing up.

Dinah and Diana get competitive and try to see how many times they can go on the park’s fastest roller coaster in a row. (The answer is 14, by the way.)

Hal, John, Kyle, and Jessica go to play laser tag but get their asses handed to them a bunch of twenty-somethings there for a bachelorette party. (Jessica switched sides halfway into the round and is now a member of the wedding party + Kyle gets a high heel to the face somehow and has to go the ER.)

Martian Manhunter waits in line to buy funnel cake but end up getting detained by amusement park cops because Hal looks suspiciously like the guy who tried to cut the line at the spaceship-themed ride. (He thought it actually went to space, Cyborg had to pay 50 bucks to bail him out.)

When all’s said and done, Bruce is out a couple thousand dollars and has to hire an entire new press team. (His all quit, they couldn’t handle working with Oliver’s press people.) But at least they did team bonding, right?

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Action Comics #1075 cover by Clayton Henry.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

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[pin-crusher2000]

I've got another sweet one: this time I'll protect you. Normally it's older siblings that protect their younger siblings but for this one time it's the (new) young justice that protects the team in a on the field mission or against a bad guy my question is who is protecting who from who or what?

Conner/Jon: Jon protecting him from kryptonite bullets/laser beams

Kaldur/Arthur: Arthur protecting him from black manta; shot some hooks that impaled Arthur

Dick/damian: Damian protecting him from a deadly sword stab from a giant goon with a Batman mask with red lenses (heretic reference)

Artemis/Connor: Connor protecting her by standing in front of her taking an arrow to the knee.

Hopefully this answers your question @we-cross-universe-king-relate let me know if you got more! :)

[momachan]

"In 1964, Lex Recorda released it's first record, a single by Luthor's first and greatest discovery-- The Heroes. Clark, Barrie, Ollie, and Arthur-- four names that bring back a time, a place and some of the greatest rock music ever. But to these four names should be added one more-- Lex. Besides the millions Lex Records earned from Heroes' reissues, Lex co-writer credits meant he owned the copyrights to most of The Heroes' songs. In 1982 he sold those rights to eccentric celebrity Ra's Al Ghul for an undisclosed sum."

Elseworlds: Justice League Vol. 2 (DC Elseworlds). "Rockumentary."

I see what you did there DC. 😂

[bibibusinessman]

[bootlegwatermelon]

Did you guys ever think that other BCC's member would rub mox's head for good luck before their matches?

[oceanusborealis]

Star Trek: Lower Decks: The Inner Fight - TV Review

TL;DR – A tail of two parts, one fascinating, the other frustrating.    ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rating: 3.5 out of 5. Disclosure – I paid for the Paramount+ streaming service that viewed this episode.  Star Trek: Lower Decks Review – It is the penultimate of Star Trek: Lower Decks’ fifth season, and I wondered if the show could pull all those different threads together. Since the revelation at the start of the…

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Bruce: What is going on here?

Clark: In honor of Father's day we're having a "bring your kids to work day". Isn't that right, Jon?

Jon: *Waves at Bruce while playing Chess with Lois* Hi Dad!!!!

Bruce: Hey kid.

Arthur: *Cradling Andrina in his arms*

Diana: Your daughter is adorable.

Arthur: Thank you , Princess. Wait, didn't you have a son?

Diana: I did.

Arthur: Where is he? I'm sure Clark wouldn't mind if you brought him.

Diana: He's dead.

Arthur: Oh...

Diana: I killed him.

Bruce: !?

Everyone in the room: ...

Everyone: Starts to applaud and cheer.

Arthur: Thank God!!!

Jon: I hated him!!!

Clark: You did the right thing.

Bruce: !?!?!?!?!?

[dailydccomics]

Dawn of DC artwork by Dan Mora

[way-too-addicted-to-fandoms]

I am unfortunately not immune to a man with curls😔

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DCeased: War Of The Undead Gods variant covers by Kael Ngu.