#Idk I thought it fit

[nagitosstolenhand]

Jin Bubaigawara + Wreck It Ralph Speech

[fanofstuff01]

Angel: 99 bottles of beer on a wall, 99 bottles of beer.

Angel: Take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on a wall-

Cherri: No.

Angel: No what?

Cherri: It’s 98 bottles.

Angel: No it isn’t.

Adam: Yes it is. You took one bottle down, so now you have one less bottle, Angel.

Angel: No, because the bottle got passed around.

Cherri: Yeah, and then it was finished?

Angel: Wow. You literally don’t know your shapes.

Adam: What does this have to do with shapes?

Angel: You pass the bottle around.

Adam: And.?

Angel: What shape is round?

Cherri: A circle?

Angel: Exactly.

Small silence.

Adam: What the fuck are you talking about?

Angel: You take the bottle down, you pass it around in a circle, and when the bottle gets back to you, you put it back on the wall.

Adam: Why would you put an empty bottle back on the wall Angel?!

Angel: It’s called recycling Adam?

Cherri: Wow.

Small gap.

Angel: 99 bottles of-

Adam and Cherri: Shut up.

[blazing-arsonist]

Incorrect Quotes #7

Jake: I’m Jake. I’m an accountant. Kaz: I’m Kaz. I have a knife.

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[chloesimaginationthings]

Do you guys fuck with the FNAF books?…

[joshuamj]

Okay, but what if EoW!Zelda had to impersonate Link

[ghosted-jazz]

I like to think breaking the canary curse via dying in the void had some effects on Lizzie

[petracozbi]

Smth, smth, that one Brozone Diner AU by @bzjohndory

necessary traits in a spouse:

- can spell restorant

- confident about spelling restarunt

- doesnt get scared if they have to spell restaorent

- will follow me around at all times in case i need help spelling restaurant

[lmadsadness]

Shockwave, thats a terrible way of saying I love you

[glittersploots]

when you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around / did i ever make a sound?

[insomniphic]

No comic today but hey, here's some more detailed sketches of Odysseus', Polites', and Calypso's designs!

Wanted to do Telemachus, Eurylochus, and Penelope too, but I got tireeedd

I need these for future reference anyway (just in case I somehow forget their designs lol)

[anuphim]

so. i recently had an idea.

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

"..did you just sniff me ?"

"no."

immediate, crisp. a little snappy, maybe a little too fast. the word leaves tomura's mouth in an instant.

"..you sure ?" your voice shakes, lips twitching to desperate hide your smile. tomura's eyes twitch and narrow, he notices. "yeah." he grits out. his voice remains forcibly even.

"tomu--"

"i wouldn't sniff you. that's fucking weird." he readjusts on the couch, grunting as he does so. you can tell he's desperately trying to make himself more comfortable, he refuses to look your way.

"well, if you just so happened to--"

"i didn't."

"hypothetically. if you did, i smell different because i changed my perfume. it smelled good and i wanted to try something different." you explain, continuing to scroll on your phone in an attempt to calm your boyfriend's nerves. snuggling into him again. no matter how many times you do it it still makes him stiffen the slightest bit, affection is something he can never quite get used to. he loosens up soon after. slowly leaning his shoulders to yours just slightly so he can feel the pressure, so you can feel his weight on you.

it takes him a minute before he grunts out a barely audible "smells good."

[bolithesenate]

can I get a 'wohoo' for our two underappreciated Disaster Lineage padawans? Komari and Nim walked so Ahsoka could run

[chiptrillino]

...older Fire Lord Zuko with a sheer top and his tits out you say?

ID: three drawings of aged-up zuko from Avatar the last airbender as fire lord. on the left side a full body of zuko front view. In the middle, zuko from the waist up leaning over a cluttered table growling and spitting flames at the viewer. In the third image on the right, zuko from the waist up sits bored and exhausted in his chair. cluttered desk and paperwork in front of him. End ID

I probably did advertise the sheer top wrong! it's more like a robe! just… a bit seethrough… because… you know… self-indulgence…? for me… ? for us? (yes he only has one lense in his his glasses becasue we in the fandom just know why!)

art-blog: chiptrillino-art

[hoofpeet]

The gender thing ever <3 she has so many complexes