#brozone diner

[petracozbi]

Smth, smth, that one Brozone Diner AU by @bzjohndory

[starsha-k-luna]

The BroZone Diner Brothers meeting Baby Branch for the 1st time💚💜💛❤️💙

I follow @bzjohndory BroZone Diner AU & after finding out their ages I drew up this scene of the brothers reaction on meeting Baby Branch.

Hope you like it @bzjohndory

See you all next time👋

[bersqunk]

Cliva💐 & Broppy🌸

(hehe I wonder who's my favorite)

I was given the green light to use the BrozoneDiner AU 😆 Thank you @bzjohndory 🌼

[misscinnamonroll16]

Brozone diner headcanons. None of this is canon for @bzjohndory 's au, just my personal ones

Clay and Floyd make the joke of 'doing coke' with powdered sugar and/or salt. Make little lines and pretend to snort it

The walls in the walk-in have dents in them from each of the boys punching them in frustration or anger. Most of them are from John and Bruce

When it's slow, Bruce and Clay make up their own menu items. If it's really good and John likes it, he'll put it on the menu

They don't have a designated break room, it's usually just the booth in the back corner where nobody ever sits

Each of the boys have fallen on the job with plates or glasses in their hands. Luckily nobody was seriously hurt, just a few tiny scraps or cuts

Clay and Floyd have competitions of who can make the worst milkshake. John Dory (much to his own dismay) is the judge because he'll eat pretty much anything they give him

Clay, Floyd and Branch often throw things at each other through the server window.

JD can cook circles around Bruce and Clay. He taught them how to cook and he has more experience than they do.

They take turns of who controls the music in the back of the house. The front of the house is some generic pop CD that plays over and over again

John's order slips are almost impossible to read. His handwriting is terrible especially when he's rushing

John has snatched each of his brothers phones out of their hands since they were on it when they weren't supposed to be. He'll take them into the office and lock the door since he's the only one with a key

Besides the dishes, each of them have a side work that they absolutely DESPISE. Usually they don't have what they hate bc they all kind of help each other but every so often they get it (even John)

They have a swear jar in the back because each of them swear sometimes. When it gets full, John usually uses it to buy lunch or something they've been asking for to use for the diner

[palmrrclaymore]

@bzjohndory created an au where the human brozone brothers work and own a diner together. They mentioned that Rhona, normally a trusty armadillo van, would be a dog and my brain went to her being a bernese mountain dog.

My hc is that she's a big cuddly dog that doesn't always remember shes huge, she's great at being there for jd emotionally and physically as she can be protective of him and his brothers when need be. I of course had to draw jd being the strong man that he is picking up Rhonda for a picture.

Rhonda can't be left home alone because she breaks out of her crate then proceeds to destroy things around the bros home. To fix this Jd sent Rhonda at the insistence of his brothers to a doggy daycare/training facility. Her personal trainer is my troll oc Raina, whenever Rhonda is at the day care Raina becomes her favorite person.

After taking Rhonda to the Rainbow Bridge daycare for a while he started to form a friendship with Raina as she would often help him learn how to keep up Rhondas training at home. Raina will often visit the diner when she isn't working or if she just wants to get a quick coffee in before work. She's mostly there just to watch jd work though, she has a crush on him but doesn't want to ruin their friendship.

[misscinnamonroll16]

That about sums up customer service

I work at a restaurant and nothing will ever beat the time this woman threw an absolute hissy fit at brunch because we ran out of home fries and all we had were french fries, she yelled at me, she demanded to speak to my manager, and when she’s in the middle of complaining, my manager just stopped her and went “hey do you want a hug?” and this woman went “what?” and my manager was like “you just seem super upset about the shape of these potatoes and I thought maybe you needed a hug” fucking hysterical, I got to watch a human blue screen in real life, absolutely the best way to shame someone for their nonsense I’ve ever seen

[delicioustarong]

DRAW YOUR FAVORITE AUS (but only John Dory) CHALLENGE!

Brotherhood AU by @0ketlyn-s & @tea0w0stache

World Tour AU by @year2000electronics

Not the Only One AU by @ryssbelle

Blast to The Past AU by @that-cool-guy

Im Still Here AU by @blade-that-was-broken

For This You Were Born AU by @blade-that-was-broken

Had fun coloring this but it took foreveeeeeerrrrrr because of school. As you can see from the "Im Still Here" AU, John Dory is just a tombstone 💀. It's because I made this before it was revealed that John Dory wasn't dead. I legit thought he was seriously dead so I did what I do best and use humor to cope LMAO.

(also-- Brotherhood!JD and NotTheOnlyOne! JD having the same pose makes me go 🧍🏻‍♂️So to cope, Imma just delude myself that this is the universal John Dory pose LMAOO)

[purityonice]

BROZONE NSFW HEADCANONS!!

Requested? yeah :)

🥽 JOHN DORY

He’s the strongest out of the five brothers due to all the hiking and stuff so he can definitely hold you mid air while fucking you.

Doesn’t know where the clit is-

Cronic masterbaiter. 🧍🏽‍♀️Has busted to pictures of you even if its an innocent one.

S L O P P Y S E X. Brotha likes it messy.

He prefers to be the dominant one in bed watching you squirm underneath him, His breath jagged, bitting his bottem lip as you anchor yourself holding onto his arms that are gripping the sheets on each side of your head.

But when he’s submissive he loves when you get rough. Grabbing him by the neck as you ride him. His chest rising and falling as you bounce your heat on his member. Making yourself cum as you use him how you want.

He’s LIKE REALLY GOOD WITH HIS FINGERS dispite not knowing where the clit is and not having much experience since he spent 20 years hiking the neverglade trail with Rhonda. He’s just got natrual talent i guess after you tell him where your bean is located… :D

John Dory likes when you get needy, making you sit on the floor between his legs as he slowly sips on his coffee. Not breaking any eye contact as you wait ‘patiently’ the heat of his bulge in your face as he forces himself from taking you right then and there.

He’s really sexually frustrated and pent up from years of isolation so expect him to come to you with a bulge in his pants begging for you to help him. But if you goto him for help he will make sure to make you melt before he actually does anything.

He may be good with his hands but he’s inexperienced with actual sex so you’ll have to help him out to make you feel good.

🏖️ BRUCE

He’s a laid back guy likes laid back sex with so much responsibility he doesn’t have much time to make love with you so he likes taking his tome with you.

After a long day at work he will come up behind you putting his face into the crook of your neck wrapping his arms around your waist. His soft body pressed against your back as the outline of his bulge rubs against your ass while he sways with you.

He is very experienced when it comes to sex, He was the Heart throbe so he could get any girl he wanted. He knows how to drive you crazy and listens to you to help you feel good. definitely knows where the clit is HAHA

He’s a big boy!! so he likes taking you from the back or while you’re ontop of him because he’s scared he’s going to crush you if your underneath him. [Unless you really want to he wont hesitate to give his pretty girl what she wants :) ;)]

He’s not as much of a tease as JD but he still likes to make you flustered. While your working he will come back from taking orders to see your back facing him. Caually walking past you giving you a quick peck on the forehead whispering what he’s going to do to you tonight before shoving the orders into your hands and walking off.

He’s into quickies with 13 kids and a restaurant to run he’s a busy busy man with a busy busy life so when he has the time he will take you into the store room of the diner and take you the and there. Leaving the store room disheveled as he walked off giving you a quick kiss before strutting off to take more orders.

Master pussy eater! Very good with his mouth doesn’t need you to tell him where to go or do he just knows.

He has a high sex drive EXAMPLE your 13 kids together.

Bruces fav place to cum is inside of you because he doesn’t want to get up to clean the sheets so its the best option in his opinion.

He is a biter…

📗 CLAY

He knows where the clit is definitely read up on it. Knows more about your body than you do.

Definitely practices safe sex always has a rubber in his drawer or brings one (or a few) with him to yours whenever he’s in the mood. Wrapping his arms around you before pulling out the condom from his pocket his eyes dark as he pulls you closer.

Clay does not let you go while your getting intimate. Constantly has an arm or both wrapped around you.

He’s gentle in bed loves when your gripping onto him wrapping your legs around his waist that threatened to not let him go. His dick dipping in and out of you as you scratch his back.

Acts like he doesn’t into kinky stuff but when you ask him to wrap a hand around your neck, or you bite and scratch at his skin he sees stars.

Don’t expect sex everyday this man is busy! and isn’t the one to have a quicky so expect sex once every two weeks. but its worth the wait :D

Clay loves looking at your face when you guys get intimate shoving a few fingers into your mouth as he rocks you. Denying he ever did that afterwards as you explain in detail what happened the night before making his face and ears burn.

Gets embarrassed about how into sex he is. Always melting while inside you after a few weeks of celibacy constantly muttering how tight and warm you are. His mouth agape as his body shakes while inside of you threatening to bottem out right then and there.

he’s not as good with this fingers as JD but he still knows his way around your body. Asking if it feels good his eyes stuck on your body as your back is pressed against his chest, your legs spread wide with Clays fingers jammed into your heat. Both of your chest heaving from the heat and pleasure as he pulls you into a wet kiss.

[Silly] Clay looks in the mirror in the morning after touching his marks and bites feeling his ego grow at the amount of them. Flexing in the mirror pretending to be nonchalant while talking to non-existent trolls about how he got them. Gets really embarrassed if you catch him.

He’s an accidental tease he will do things that make you go crazy that he doesn’t think twice about, until at the end of the day your practically begging for him to take you while he stares in confusion about what could’ve brang this on.

💎🩷 FLOYD

This may be a bit OOC im sorry if it is.

Gentlemen in the streets and a freak in the sheets. can’t tell me otherwise.

I headcanon that Floyd stayed at Volcano rock for a few years before leaving to go back home and getting kidnapped by Velvet and Veneer. So he definitely has a crazy side to him.

He is a complete sweetie pie making sure you feel safe and comfortable before absolutely destorying you. Giving you flowers and coaxing you towards the bedroom throwing you on the bed before pouncing on you.

Floyd is the most experienced out of his brothers charming men and women while on his solo career. So he definitely knows a thing or two about how to make someone go crazy.

Floyd loves leaving marks and bites on you, wtaching you wake up in the morning sore in his shirt his marks decorating your shoulders, neck, collar bone and chest as you get up to have some breakfast.

He also loves his marks that you give him, he doesn’t wear a shirt so he’s often flaunting them around weither he wants to or not. He sometimes gets embarrassed if there is an excessive amount wearing a loose fitting shirt to hide them.

Floyd also practices safe sex but he doesn’t do it often as Clay but more than Bruce and JD. When you guys get intimate he forgets to grab one in the spur of the moment.

Desipite being a freak he loves to make sure you’re okay. Breathless as he asks you if you feel good or if he’s doing alright as he grinds his hips into you. Smiling innocently as you can barely create a thought in your head.

Floyd loves when you wrap your legs around hus waist as he thrusts into you. The adrenaline of cumming inside you without any protection really gets him going.

Loves when your on your back and he leans his body over you, his hand gripping onto the headboard as he pounds into you like a madman. [Sowwy this was for my pleasure]

Definitely a tease, he looks so innocent on the outside so no one notices that your blush isn’tfrom cute romatic whispering but actually what hes going to do to you when he gets you alone.

THATS ALL BROS 💙💜💚🩷

[lemony-and-zesty]

In your au, how does everyone find out about Chaz and John Dory?

Hi, this ask made me so feral that I had to draw it

*At some diner or restaurant*

*Assorted chatter*

Branch: *Talking about Poppy*

JD: *spots Chaz*

JD: *eye roll*

Chaz: BABE!!! HI!!!

*Chaz runs over*

Chaz: I missed you doll ~

JD: Jump off a cliff

Brozone: !!!

[starbrightotaku]

BroZone Family Harmony AU

Unlike the main timeline, John and the BroZone brothers have an epiphany about being "perfect" and Family Harmony. They realize they just have to be themselves. To be brothers who love each other. Their concert is a success and they achieve the Family Harmony. Knowing how powerful it is magically they decide to bust it out if the need ever arrives. Going by this AU these are the changes:

* BroZone never breaks up so Branch grows up with his brothers and grandma.

*Because of the Family Harmony the Bergens are run off after taking a group of Trolls which includes Viva. Those Trolls managed to escape with Viva and move to the Golf Course.

*Poppy still has both of her parents but they insist on her learning how to defend herself. This includes learning to harness the Harmony magic inside of herself to fight.

*Branch and Floyd outside of their band stuff are Poppy's bodyguards.

*Spruce finds Cooper's egg and decides to raise him.

* Clay still has his certification for Finance and Tax stuff but John got a Psychology degree. Outside of band stuff Spruce runs a diner that serves alcohol after seven. Cooper helps out on weekends to earn some spending money.

* Riff runs away from Volcano Rock City because of an abusive Uncle and emotionally distant parents. Floyd adopts him and he immediately called him 'dad'. Floyd was bawling for an hour straight.

* Cuddle piles are a frequent thing in the BroZone household.

* The other Tribes save for Techno and the Bounty Hunters begin making plans to "reclaim" their missing Tribe members when Riff's abusive Uncle lies and says the members who ran away were stolen by the Pop Trolls. Darnell confesses to Trollex and Tressillo he doesn't believe Tremor's story.

* Trollex suggests sending the Bounty Hunters to scope out Pop Village under the guise of travelling first.

[rocksibblingsau]

Any thoughts about Spider x Branch ?

Absolutely

It's absolutely one of those things where WHAT could be more romantic than a rivalry. Any cartoon that has used a rivalry as a replacement for dating comes to mind.

Spider tries to do arcade dates but they just end with him being devastated and defeated at any game.

Spider tries to win prizes for Branch at festivals/fairs and fails, only for Branch to go "Aw did you want that? Here let me try." and then win it for him.

The Diner Gang and The Living Dead meet up at Jailhouse Diner for group hangouts. Branch is considered an official member of The Living Dead and there are many jokes about stealing Branch from one group or the other.

Spider would write a zombie love song for Branch. Branch doesn't have the heart to tell him he does NOT understand cannibalism as a metaphor for love.

They wear each others merch.

Spider would attempt to like BroZone because Branch was in it. When Branch says its fine, Spider is like "Good because baby this stuff is slop. 'Girl you break my heart Girl' felt like a break up song written by a 40 year old man who has never dated once in his life tried to make a break up song to appeal to teenage girls."

If Branch wrote it though he'd like it more. Still not his thing but he's just like "That's my man!" kind of supportive. He likes Kismet a bit better for this reason. (I think he and Ablaze would be friends)

Spider would live to be BroZone's #1 enemy. John Dory jokingly says "Have him back by 9" and Spider would go "Just for that, Branch how you feel about staying the night?" He picks so many fights. You know the knife cat meme? He's knife cat.

For this reason, Barb loves the guy. Barb fully supports the relationship and Spider being a nuisance.

[acupcakeforaviolet]

TROLLS HUMAN AU HEADCANONS

Poppy, Branch, Floyd, John Dory and all their friends live in Los Angeles.

Viva and Clay live in Pasadena

And Bruce and his family live in Malibu

Trollstice and the Rock Apocalypse never happened, but Creek did start acting like a b***h.

Poppy: Poppy grew up with her dad, her mom and dad separated soon after she was born, so she never got to meet Viva and her mom, she met Viva when they stopped at her diner when they were looking for Clay

Viva: Viva grew up with her mom, she missed her dad every single day, she met Clay when her mom was doing her taxes and saw a boy with WILD LIME GREEN HAIR and couldn’t resist the urge to braid his hair, she moved out of her mom’s house soon after she turned 18 due to problems with her mom, she moved in with Clay and then opened a diner in Pasadena that specialized in ice cream

Branch: Lived with Grandma Rosiepuff after Brozone separated but Grandma Rosiepuff died during Branch’s late teens, he was sad and depressed for some years and all paranoid, he then studied to become a mechanical engineer, and then POPPY CAME ALONG

Floyd: Moved to Australia after Brozone separated, where he picked up an accent and became a singer, he then got kidnapped by Velvet and Veneer, where he was forced to write and compose songs for them against his will, after he got saved, he decided to move in with Branch and become a music producer

Clay: Moved to Pasadena where he got an internship with a licensed CPA who used to do Rosiepuff’s taxes, he then graduated from Caltech with a Finance Degree and then became a licensed CPA

Bruce: Moved to Malibu in hopes of finding ‘the one’ after Brozone separated, he met Brandi there and opened Bruce and Sons, which then became a beach resort

John Dory: After Brozone separated he got offered a job in Lake Tahoe as a wood cutter, he saved money and bought an RV, and called it Rhonda+ (@agent-cakeshroom came up with the idea), to accompany his Beagle, Rhonda. He left his job and became a survivalist that gave tips and tricks on his blog and YouTube channel on how to survive in the wilderness and basically vlogged/blogged his life

[petracozbi]

Smth, smth, that one Brozone Diner AU by @bzjohndory

necessary traits in a spouse:

- can spell restorant

- confident about spelling restarunt

- doesnt get scared if they have to spell restaorent

- will follow me around at all times in case i need help spelling restaurant

[misscinnamonroll16]

more brozone diner au.

I wrote more for @bzjohndory's au. I didn't really plan on it but someone gave me the idea 😁

AO3

Wattpad

[headchefshcs]

Could you do some more Brozone pet headcannons? I cannot get enough of it! I was thinking maybe more SFW (but NSFW is fine too 🤤) of quality time/dates with the bros. Like solo dates or having them spoil Reader. Please and thank you! Love your work!

Brozones Back pt 4 // Date HCs

Suggestive content Undercut, Minors DNI, They/Them pronouns used

Decide to do this ask for Valentine’s Day, sorry for no nsfw, I wanted to post this on Valentine’s so some sacrifices had to be made

JD

Loves to take you on little hikes or to the park. anywhere outdoors really. He loves showing off with how outdoorsy he is but will probably end up slipping or something cus he’s so old. definitely wouldn’t be a long hike but just one to get some fresh air, out of the spotlight, and some quality time alone. He’ll try and have you two hike on more humid days, so your wearing more shorter clothes. loves seeing you sweaty filthy man and likes to be behind you, especially when your going up a hill, where he can get a good look at your ass. Would probably take you to a local diner for dinner.

Bruce

Will take you to the beach. He always hopes to see you in a more revealing bathing suit. He loves catching some waves all while you either cheer him on or you’re relaxing in the sand. Definitely will mess around with you and throw you in the water at least once. would have you take a nice stroll on the beach as the sunsets and take you to a bar/restaurant that’s on the beach/water.

Clay

Love to take you to museums, libraries, etc. he’d love do just walk around and admire different pieces. Bonus points if there is an exhibit that you really want to see he’ll take you there in a hear beat. And if you want souvenir he’ll get you as many as you want. After he would take you to a nice cafe or restaurant, it would definitely be a place that has historical significance or things on display or to look at while you two dine.

Floyd

He would take you on a shopping spree! Anything you want he’ll get for you. He loves to see you pick out your own clothes and will definitely encourage you to put on a little fashion show when you show come out of the dressing rooms in a new outfit, he also wouldn’t mind helping you into some outfit as well. he’ll also find little items that reminds him of you and get them for you. He’d take you out for a picnic where he’d surprise you with the little gifts he got you.

Branch

Would take you to the zoo or aquarium. You two are probably members there so you two go quite often. He likes to see you all excited about all the animals and he’s just glad they’re in a confined space where he doesn’t need to worry about them. He’d always get you a new souvenir from the gift shops each time all while complaining how expensive they are but he really doesn’t mind, as long as you smiling the whole time he’s happy. After for dinner he’d want to do a homemade dinner, something like homemade pizza or pasta, and just spend time cooking with you.