#idk i thought it fit

[nagitosstolenhand]

Jin Bubaigawara + Wreck It Ralph Speech

[fanofstuff01]

Angel: 99 bottles of beer on a wall, 99 bottles of beer.

Angel: Take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on a wall-

Cherri: No.

Angel: No what?

Cherri: It’s 98 bottles.

Angel: No it isn’t.

Adam: Yes it is. You took one bottle down, so now you have one less bottle, Angel.

Angel: No, because the bottle got passed around.

Cherri: Yeah, and then it was finished?

Angel: Wow. You literally don’t know your shapes.

Adam: What does this have to do with shapes?

Angel: You pass the bottle around.

Adam: And.?

Angel: What shape is round?

Cherri: A circle?

Angel: Exactly.

Small silence.

Adam: What the fuck are you talking about?

Angel: You take the bottle down, you pass it around in a circle, and when the bottle gets back to you, you put it back on the wall.

Adam: Why would you put an empty bottle back on the wall Angel?!

Angel: It’s called recycling Adam?

Cherri: Wow.

Small gap.

Angel: 99 bottles of-

Adam and Cherri: Shut up.

[blazing-arsonist]

Incorrect Quotes #7

Jake: I’m Jake. I’m an accountant. Kaz: I’m Kaz. I have a knife.

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[chloesimaginationthings]

Do you guys fuck with the FNAF books?…

[joshuamj]

Okay, but what if EoW!Zelda had to impersonate Link

[astronnova]

danny phantom cast explorations and thoughts :v

[ghosted-jazz]

I like to think breaking the canary curse via dying in the void had some effects on Lizzie

[petracozbi]

Smth, smth, that one Brozone Diner AU by @bzjohndory

necessary traits in a spouse:

- can spell restorant

- confident about spelling restarunt

- doesnt get scared if they have to spell restaorent

- will follow me around at all times in case i need help spelling restaurant

[mxmarsbars]

impulseSV has reached the goal [Postmortal]

[lmadsadness]

Shockwave, thats a terrible way of saying I love you

[glittersploots]

when you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around / did i ever make a sound?

[insomniphic]

No comic today but hey, here's some more detailed sketches of Odysseus', Polites', and Calypso's designs!

Wanted to do Telemachus, Eurylochus, and Penelope too, but I got tireeedd

I need these for future reference anyway (just in case I somehow forget their designs lol)

[anuphim]

so. i recently had an idea.

[luminique]

once in a while when it’s all dark and everyone has gone back to their sleeping quarters, lighter would sit out at the big couch next to the bar for a moment. playing with his lighter in hand, humming to himself. slowly he’d feel the fatigue hitting him and end up laying on the couch.

you were just checking on everyone, doing a quick night time stroll to make sure that no lights were unnecessarily left on at cheesetopia or any other areas. then you came upon lighter’s sleeping figure on the couch, jacket and sunglasses still on…

he looked peaceful but sleeping like that must be uncomfortable. so you start with his shades, carefully trying to remove them from his face. all of a sudden, his hand wraps around your wrist, his grip was tight. upon seeing you, he immediately loosened up, a little smirk creeping in on the ends of his mouth.

clearly, he was tired. not thinking straight and definitely half awake but that doesn’t explain why he instead pulls you on the couch too. now you’re laying down, back pressed up against his chest. he’s barely making any sense with his sleepy mumbling but you can feel him scoot closer to you and breathe in your scent.

you can try and break free but with his arms wrapped around your body, it was practically impossible (and lets be honest, you didn’t want to either). his breathing slows down, his mumbling comes to a soft stop and this time, he had truly fallen asleep. as if under some type of spell that causes him to sleep immediately after having you in his arms.

don’t worry, he’ll make sure no one knows tomorrow morning. he can just brush it off as both of you being tired and coincidentally sleeping together on the couch. for now, he’ll sleep without any worries, because you were here.

[tubbytarchia]

@mcyt-yuri-week Day 5, Rose/Thorns I never stop thinking about SL episode 8 never ever