#I’m an idiot and a vampire

[miragiri-haruto]

Finished my fan art for Paul my bbg 😩❤️ first post on my new tumblr page for my artwork too 🎉

[funtheysaid]

Daniel: You think you can crack me? I’m a hardened, weathered old man who’s seen it all. Do your worst.

Armand: …

Daniel: That’s what I thought. Can’t argue with a man spitting facts.

Armand: …?

Daniel: Now where were we-

Armand: Spitting? I thought I taught you to swallow, Daniel.

Daniel: So, your coven- wait what

Armand: Getting rusty in your old age, I see. Anyway, back to the interview, yes?

[littler3d]

I think Jack is actually a monster child because of that one story with the vampire baby. No I won’t elaborate

[dreamingofep]

If you’re like me and don’t care about the Super Bowl tomorrow, you’ll get to read the next chapter of Sinned Awakening instead😉😈🩸

[irlfrogprince]

i finished my campaign with nevi 😭😭😭

[weather-mood]

IWTV Tag Game!

What are 3 tags that pop up when you type in Lestat?

[soup-scope]

ok my predictions for the polls is a Milo and Lovely sweep.

am i biased? heavily.

[only-one-brain-cell]

Xander: I’m not enjoying this

Giles: me either so finsh already

Xander: I don’t get your crazy system

Giles: my crazy- you mean the alphabet???????? Ok Xander let’s sit down shall we A is for apple and B is for bee now can you draw the letter A for me?

[frmulcahy]

Some fun things from the 1840s Vampire The Masquerade campaign I’m in

“I did so much research. These are ✨historically accurate✨ floor tiles” -DM

A good 5 minute detour about ball gowns and fan front bodices

“You kids don’t know. In my day we had to weave textiles by hand”

Trying to figure out where things would be on maps

“I have a fun fact about bourbon to contribute”

“I forgot I have an opium addiction”

“Do Mormons exist yet?” (They did)

The eldest vampire’s clothes are incredibly old and mended and re-mended. She still wears stays rather than a corset etc.

[deathxproof-archive]

truly wish I could make a little fobwatched verse or something where one or multiple of my dumb Time Lords are dropped in my city without doxxing myself. it’s infuriatingly perfect for fun rp scenarios and putting characters into Situations

[genderfreakxx]

It really makes me so sad that Ronnie Radke is transphobic in that very Twitter specific way

[lawyer-of-louis-de-lioncourt]

(sighs)

I bet Armand was sooo excited to come home with his stolen sunglasses too. Just had a great lunch and got some cool shades out of it. He was hoping Louis would roll his eyes in fond exasperation and Daniel would say something mean to try and cover up the fact that he thought it was kind of hot. Maybe they even got past that unpleasantness with Claudia while he was having his day out. But no. They had to go and think about the things he specifically told them not to remember.

[fingertipsmp3]

Save me giant stack of secondhand books

[ghostlyfanparadise]

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[impishcupid]

🩸BroodingBitch Follow

No one talks about how much of a micro aggression it is to carry around sharp pieces of wood. Like yr LITERALLY basically saying Vampires should die

🫀DarknessDecayed Follow

lmao the leeches are saying that pencils are problematic

🩸BroodingBitch Follow

It’s not surprising that a bloodbag would come on my post and call us l**ches, I hope a Vampire drains you dry

🫀DarknessDecayed Follow

It’s not surprising that a toothy bastard would immediately jump to death threats, step in a sunbeam

🐺Awoooooo Follow

Anyone in this thread smoke weed

🧛‍♀️SapphicSucker Follow

The girls are fightingggggg

🩸BroodingBitch Follow

Yeah just make jokes of actual oppression. And fyi, pencils are also covered under “sharp piece of wood” unless they’re mechanical. Sad to see a fellow vampire jump in on the side of the slayers

🌊OceaniaOracle Follow

What the fuck is happening in the vampire community

🦐fish-out-of-water Follow

i’m so happy mermaids have to be on land to post. Imagine having access to the worst takes you’ve ever seen all the time

🌺village-idiot Follow

I mean i’ve lost a vampire friend to a toothpick so i kind of agree with OP, and mermaids are being kind of insensitive with this post. I can only imagine ops ask box 😕

🧛‍♀️SapphicSucker Follow

hey guys I just checked OPs blog and they’re not even a vampire, using an archive I found a post they made about getting their teeth filed to resemble fangs.

🩸BroodingBitch Follow

Hey guys SapphicSucker literally supports werewolves

🧛‍♀️SapphicSucker Follow

YOURE NOT EVEN A VAMPIRE YOU HAVE NO STAKE IN THAT BEEF (btw my gf is a werewolf and she only bites when I ask, so)

🩸 BroodingBitch Follow

NOW YOURE TRYING TO STAKE ME ON MY OWN POSTS???

⚰️grandpa-gilf-fucker Follow

pack it up everyone we’re done here, enough Tumblr for the day

[leftmysoulbythesideoftheroad]

watching vampire diaries with my mom (i’ve seen it a hundred times, this is her first), and she made me realize that no one in this show has an appropriate accent except for bonnie’s grams.

i just. how have i never noticed this. they’re all supposed to be from fucking virginia, and they sound like generic californians. like. this would be like setting a show in england about people who were born and raised in england, except they all sound like americans. do you know where virginia is? it’s just above the carolinas. it’s next to kentucky, as in the fried chicken.

i’m just losing my mind. this is like #2 on my favorite shows list, and i’ve watched it several times since i was 17, and i have never noticed how fucked up all the accents are.