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only-one-brain-cell · 1 year ago

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Giles: training after school??

Buffy: sure if your not too busy having sex with my mother!

Random student that over hears: this town just keeps getting weirder

Giles: *bumps into a tree*

#btvs #btvs 3x18 #buffy summers #rupert giles #Spike as Giles 1 bestie (…. his only bestie all the other ones are dead….. in the ground) AND I Giles/ Joyce shipper: you didn’t tell me!#Giles: like I would tell you #Spike: look I know your not the kiss and tell chap but you need to give me something #Buffy: they were on the hood of a police car and they did it twice #Spike: why does she know and I don’t??😫#potato rambles over buffy the vampire slayer #potato rambles #it’s been zero days since I wrote a story in the tags

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only-one-brain-cell · 1 year ago

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So if Spike is in the tub then…… how does Giles do well anything in the bathroom???

#btvs #btvs 4x9 #spike btvs #rupert giles #potato rambles over buffy the vampire slayer

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only-one-brain-cell · 1 year ago

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Spike is co president and co founder of the Xander is a Wanker club.

#btvs #spike btvs #obviously Giles is the other co president and co founder #Angel is their only member 😂 he’ll fight Spike for his position because he’s known Xander longer then Spike #no wait Cordila is also a member she walked into a meeting in the library by accident #she fights to change the name daily #potato rambles over buffy the vampire slayer

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only-one-brain-cell · 1 year ago

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Buffy storming into Giles place: SHE WORE MY SWEATER

Giles trying to be supportive: that bitch

#btvs #btvs 4x2 #buffy summers #rupert giles #potato rambles over buffy the vampire slayer

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only-one-brain-cell · 1 year ago

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I’d like to thank the wardrobe department for this fire fit

#buffy the vampire slayer #rupert giles #potato rambles over buffy the vampire slayer #Jenny come back from the dead your boyfriend has on a fire fit

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only-one-brain-cell · 1 year ago

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Xander who’s dating CORDILIA: man my love life is sooooo complicated

Giles who’s girlfriend lied to him and well everyone about her true intentions about being in town: 🧍

Buffy the vampire slayer who’s in love with a vampire:🧍🏼‍♀️

Willow who’s boyfriend is a werewolf: 🧍‍♀️

#buffy the vampire slayer #basically every buffy post is gonna be bashing Xander in some way #potato rambles over buffy the vampire slayer

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only-one-brain-cell · 1 year ago

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I’m watching 3x20 and I’m just thinking imagine if Jenny was alive and her and Giles chaperoning at the prom. Giles would turn to puddy the minute he sees Jenny in her dress. He would pick her up of course, and he wouldn’t be allowed to see her in her dress before the dance “Jenny is a high school dance we aren’t getting married… I mean *stutters like an idiot*

Jenny: who’s to say we won’t be in that position? Assuming we make it past graduation anyway.

He proposes that summer.

#btvs #btvs 3x20 #rupert giles #jenny calendar #calendiles #potato rambles over buffy the vampire slayer

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only-one-brain-cell · 1 year ago

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Ghost of Jenny that Angel keeps seeing look your boyfriend is serving cunt in suspenders.

#btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #btvs shitposting #jenny calendar #btvs s3 #imagine if ghost Jenny started flirting with Giles who unfortunately can’t hear her #Angel: can’t believe I’m saying this but this is just as bad as the demon dimension #not the seeing people I’ve killed part but this *gestures to ghost Jenny caressing Giles’s arm #potato rambles over buffy the vampire slayer

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only-one-brain-cell · 1 year ago

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Giles: absolutely not I will not squat in that dank hole 🙄💅

Spike: what, it was good enough for me, but your above it all??

Giles: Percisely 💅👑

#btvs #btvs 4x14 #rupert giles #spike btvs #potato rambles over buffy the vampire slayer

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only-one-brain-cell · 1 year ago

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A grown ass man getting all tongue tied over his love interest is my favourite thing.

#buffy the vampire slayer #rupert giles #she’s gonna die isn’t she #if I had a nickel every time a man’s perfect girl died then I’d have two nickels #we were robbed of seeing Spencer getting all tounge tied with Maeve because he would #imagine when they first starred talking he could barely get the words out #Maeve on the other side: ☺️☺️☺️ he’s so cute ☺️ dang it I can’t think that he’s technically my patient #potato rambles over buffy the vampire slayer

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only-one-brain-cell · 1 year ago

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You know the one that got away usually refers to an ex but in Giles case it’s a demon.

#btvs #btvs 2x8 rewatch #rupert giles #potato rambles over buffy the vampire slayer

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only-one-brain-cell · 1 year ago

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I laugh every time Giles causally brings up the dark arts because at first glance you would never think that this guy studied the dark arts like it was a collage degree. Which is ironic because his actual degree was history…. Which he dropped out of…. To study black magic.

#btvs #rupert giles #btvs shitposting #potato rambles over buffy the vampire slayer

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only-one-brain-cell · 1 year ago

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Thank the wardrobe department for Giles suspenders.

#btvs #rupert giles #potato rambles over buffy the vampire slayer

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only-one-brain-cell · 1 year ago

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Xander: *goes ON and ON about his crush on Buffy*

Willow: ok but what if we kissed? 😍

GGGGGIIIRRRRLLLL YOU DESERVE SO MICH BETTER HE IS NOT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE HE IS LITERALLY JUST A GUY. HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR!