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hoejosatoru · 8 months ago
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Thinking about Suo and Kiryu teaching Sakura how to eat pussy on you. You don’t really know how you ended up naked, your back flushed against Suo as he holds you back with Sakura between your legs, but here you are. Kiryu is at your side, lazily running his fingers up your side as he helps instruct Sakura. Both him and Suo are telling him how to tease you and make you wet, how to lick your cunt, suck your clit. You’re so hot and flushed under the gaze of all these men and the feeling of Sakura burying himself between your thighs, desperate to get you off.
Suo is a little meaner, teasing Sakura while he plays with your tits. He squeezing your nipples, claiming your moans are for him and that Sakura needs to try harder. Kiryu a nicer, but he gets distracted, by your naked form. He’s kissing your neck, saying how sexy you look, how you’re being so good for all them, how he’s gonna treat you after. Sakura’s rutting his hips into the mattress because he’s so painfully hard from the taste of your cunt. And when you cum on his tongue he immediately shoots hot ropes of cum into his boxers because nothing has ever been hotter.
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life-is-rutile · 2 years ago
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Crowley just gets it. Everything. And that's why he doesn't want any part in it.
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wanologic · 9 months ago
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yo danny fenton he was just 19
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"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"
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brainlessbaguette · 1 month ago
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Crappy Botw AU where, instead of waking up alone, you wake up to a skull kid trying to rob you then get to meet up with old companions of heroes you once idolized. While you work to regain your memories you also learn from them that those heroes were FAR from perfect and its okay to be a person first hero second. Or in less sophisticated words, an AU where botw Link becomes and STAYS an absolute menace to society. Because lets be real Totk seemed to have him go right back to knight mentality and thats not what I want for him.
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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probably-impossible · 7 months ago
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My Primo headcanon is 'chill old man who dreams of nothing but murder all day long.' Whenever he gets the urge to blow up the White House he puts that urge on a leaf and floats it downstream like his court-mandated therapist taught him to in 1996.
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numberonetribble · 2 months ago
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Guess who finally heard what Knockout said to Optimus in TFP ?!!?! (me)
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hajihiko · 2 months ago
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Sobriety crew gets no mercy from drunk shenanigans
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skneees · 11 months ago
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*cracks him like a glowstick* fish glows
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lauraisakilljoy · 7 months ago
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lost is really good as it is but it would’ve been even better if the writers had known these four were bi
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realkeylogger · 7 months ago
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drew this instead of working on my computer
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blossoms-phan · 7 months ago
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many people are afraid to be real lovers. dan and phil are not
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oposssumsaucee · 8 months ago
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I don't know what fucks me up more, the fact that Constructs just have a Secret Ribcage Pocket for storage or the fact that it's so underutilized that MB forgets an entire FutureTech WiFi Extender in there for an absurd amount of time. You're telling me it's not jostling in there??? Is the construct equivalent of a Glove Compartment lined with velvet??? The company would never. Thunk thunk bitch your secret best friend ham radio is audible whenever you run but no one's brave enough to make smalltalk with you about it.
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scatterbrainedart · 7 months ago
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Chat. I may have gone a bit overboard
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amoritasart · 2 months ago
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Don’t meet your heroes?
I like the idea of Philip taking odd jobs to survive before finally deciding on slaughtering everyone.
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