#i can make knockout say other things if you guys want i have some ideas open to suggestions

[numberonetribble]

Guess who finally heard what Knockout said to Optimus in TFP ?!!?! (me)

[revelboo]

Greetings, could we please get more of "My Favorite Accident"?

I really love this fanfic!!!

Sure!

My Favorite Accident Pt 6

TFP Knockout x Reader

• “You’re scaring off the business.” Scowling at you as you wash glasses, you just arch your brows at him. And yeah, he has a point with that look. The guy that had been hurling in a bush when you’d arrived had wandered inside and fell asleep, head on the bar, his toupee long since in the floor, looking like a dead squirrel. And he’s the only holdout, your two other drunks having wandered back home. Or at least somewhere else. For all you know, they’re passed out outside in the gravel, but as long as they’re outside, they’re not your problem.

• “I keep waiting for you to explain the joke,” he mutters, his patience slowly fraying watching you go about your ‘job.’ Because at this point, he’s more angry than anything else. And this has to be a joke, one that’s already run far too long. It’s insulting that you work here. Part of him wanted to just leave you here to figure out your own way home, but he’d stayed out of morbid curiosity and because, after defending you from being groped three times, he’d realized you’re too oblivious to survive without someone watching over you. Feeling someone pinging him, he growls.

• “Bills are no joke,” you say, banging a glass on the bar hard enough that the remaining patron nearly falls off his stool when he startles awake. “Last call.” Tone all saccharine sweetness as he blearily looks around and then struggles to get down and get to the door, legs spread like a man trying to keep his footing on a heaving deck in rough waters. He’s definitely going to go water those poor, dead azaleas again, chunky style. “So, mind explaining why you camped at my home and then stayed here all day? I’m assuming you have some important, secret alien robot agenda. You know, something better to do than slum it with me?”

• “You have no idea,” he grumbles, hesitating as that ping comes again. Dividing his attention between the holomatter avatar and his real body, he hears your disgruntled ‘are you kidding me right now’ as the avatar gets glitchy. And half listening to your tantrum, he answers the ping. “Where are you? Megatron’s hunting for you,” Breakdown’s voice growls at him and he shifts on his shocks. Because if the big boss is on the warpath and needs something, he can’t be kept waiting. Or he’ll take it out on his hide with his big fists.

• Watching him have a conversation with himself, that weird, expressionless avatar staring with dead eyes at nothing. Creepy. Still can’t figure out why he’d hung out with you when he really must have better things to do. You don’t think it’s that he’s lonely. Only that he’s decided you need him to watch after you, though how he’d reached that conclusion, you’re not sure. You’ve done fine on your own for years. You’ll be fine after he gets bored of messing with you.

• “Stall,” he says. “I’m coming.” Aware that he and the avatar are both saying the words when you lean away from him, frowning and he ends the communication. “Sorry, but you’re going to have to find a different ride home. Try not to die while I’m gone,” he adds, glancing around to make sure there’s only the two of you in the bar before letting go of the avatar, hearing you screech about security cameras before he goes. You’ll be fine. After he pacifies Lord Megatron, he can come back. Make sure.

Previous

Next

[bots-and-cons]

oh my god I LOOVE your hcs about Knockout and Breakdown adopting a human reader they ARE EVERYTHING RIGHT. So I would like to request some headcanons of human reader that is celebrating fathers day(and teaching them what this day is about) and I like to see them being appreciative of their fathers and telling them how much they mean to them? 🥺 can we get hcs of how Ko and Br would react? Just a side dish of pure fluff pls 🙏

Let us give these cons some hugs ✊🏻

okay hope that’s acceptable, thank you and take care of yourself!!

A/N: I really liked writing those, thank youuu. You can find those posts here and here if someone’s interested. This seemed like a quick and fun one to write, so I can do it even though I’m pretty busy. I think this would be between the two other posts timeline wise but Idk if it really matters. I think this is a really cute idea btw I hope I did it justice :D

~Knockout & Breakdown~

•Neither Knockout nor Breakdown has ever heard of father’s day, because it’s definitely not a thing on cybertron, and they’re not familiar enough with earth culture to know something like that

•Cybertronians don’t reproduce in a way that would make someone a father or a mother or a parent in general, so they don’t even really have the need for terms such as “dad” or father”

•So when you mentioned you wanted to do something with them for father’s day, they’re like “What’s that?”

•You explain the premise of it and Knockout and Breakdown look at each other for a while, before Knockout starts tearing up with happiness

•Breakdown just nods very seriously, but he’s also smiling

•They don’t want to let you down, this is the first time you’re really calling them your parents, even though the whole unsaid family thing has been going on for a while now

•So you start planning your surprise for them, now that they’re on board

•You were kinda scared they wouldn’t be interested, or would think it was weird, but you were so happy to see they were into the whole idea

•You’re having some trouble deciding what to do, because you do want to get out of the Nemesis with them, but what could you do together?

•You end up kind of improvising on the actual father’s day, because you had a few options you wanted to do

•You settled for something pretty basic, you took them to a diner (in their holoforms ofc) you all liked and gave them the gifts you’d made them

•You had made them these braided bracelets, that were a mix of red, blue and (your favorite color) yarn and were braided with some nice patterns

•You confessed you’d made like ten versions, because you had to learn how to make them, and these were the best ones

•Then you revealed a third bracelet under your sleeve and told them “We match now” with a smile

•Knockout almost started crying happy tears again, but he settled for sniffling and holding you and Breakdown’s hand

•You were sitting in your little booth, holding each other’s hands and you couldn’t have been happier

•You’re sometimes kind of bad at telling people you love them, but you really wanted to make sure they knew you appreciate and love them

•You���re holding their hands and look at each of them while saying “Dad” to Breakdown, and “Papa” to Knockout and “I love you guys” to both

•Now Knockout is just straight up crying and almost knocks over a drink glass while moving to your side of the table and hugging you

•Breakdown isn’t far from tears himself, but he manages to keep himself composed

•They both tell you they love you too, and thank you for the gifts

•You just sit and talk for a while after, and eat the rest of your food of course, all together, it was a fantastic afternoon

[fandomfluffandfuck]

https://x.com/boycandyhot/status/1802872813570678794?s=46&t=zX9HxUHW39UFoPnzCdFaCA

… just leaving this here for your imagination to run wild

[Link] to a very NSFW video on Twitter of a guy wearing just a dark green ARMY shirt, no pants, laying back on his bunk while several other men around him use him. There's one guy fucking his ass, another fucking his throat, and several others with phone flashlights.

I am imagining two things:

1. This happening with Steve, of course, as the being the one used.

It's after a mission that had to be abandoned halfway through, there was no time to come down, no victory, and now there's no way for Steve to shake all the fucking adrenaline pumping through his bulging veins like hot venom. He swears, with every pump of his racing heart, he feels it sting more, rushing from his brain to pollute his chest and spread even further into his fingers that curl into fists and his toes that dig into the bottoms of his heavy boots.

He has so much goddamn energy and nothing to do with it.

He's shaking, trying to contain everything. And he's trying not to make a big deal about it, but he can't fucking sit still. It actually hurts. All that adrenaline dumped into his system with no outlet of feats of super-strength or -speed or -agility. The march back to the barracks from the HYDRA hell hole they had to abandon gutting did nothing to dull Steve's high.

It feels like being high. Shaking, unfocused, the world too bright, and his muscle and bone larger than his skin. He just wants to come down.

Bucky punches him in the arm eventually, husking something about cutting it out, stop squirming, punk. Some of us are trying to sleep.

Steve can't stop.

Steve can't sleep.

Bucky sits himself uo in the the bunk he's secretly sharing with Steve, giving him that smarmy grin he wears when he's about to get in trouble, stringing some girl along, sealing drinks or cigarettes from the bar to make her giggle and feel lighter than air when he twirls her back onto the floor. He's a charmer, that's for sure. And he knows too much about Steve, like, for example, that when he's really having a tough time sleeping, he just needs a good fuck to be knocked out. Something about an orgasm, especially an orgasm ripped out of him from Bucky's cock pounding his sweet spot, his own cock unassassited against his belly, that hits his occassional insomnia in the teeth. So... now that he's super, what about a super knockout?

A super knockout? Steve has no idea what he means, but it isn't helping him stay still because now he's thinking about Bucky grabbing him and folding him in half and pounding him like he did when he was smaller and fragile but desperate to have someone treat him like he wasn't. Manhandled. Fucked.

The venom in his veins, killing him slowly, lights at the same intensity as vodka.

Steve is immediately in flames.

Bucky grins, knowing it, and explaining by betting him five bucks that he can convince the rest of the Howlies to help him and, oh, you know, fuck out some of that energy? Whaddya say, Stevie?

Steve can only whimper, clenching on nothing, suddenly too aware of how empty he is and how full he could be. He wants to be exhausted by fullness, fucked until he passes out, and, goddamnit, how doss Bucky know what he needs better than he does?

2. This being fantasized about, again, by Steve, but without it actually happening.

They're crammed into Steve's bunk while the others are out on weekend leave, stumbling through bars, no doubt, picking up women and laughing too loud through clouds of fragrant cigarette smoke. They're pretty fucking sure that all the other soldiers are out and will stay out for a few more hours, but Steve and Bucky don't know.

So... they're using their alone time the best they can while still being secretive about it.

Bucky has the thin, regulation blankets thrown over them as he plunges in and out of Steve's tight fucking body with the most obscene sounds. Wet. Tight. Hard. Fast. The bunk is creaking beneath their weight.

They're trying to be stealthy, and it isn't working. It can't. Of fucking course they're lost in this. Fucking. Its goddamn animal. They hardly get the chance these days, so when they do, they go hard.

Bucky is going so hard. Steve is clawing at his arms and back and any part of his man that he can reach with his head thrown back. As he claws desperately, his arms flex, and his big biceps push those new, soft tits together into cleavage that makes Bucky insane.

In-fucking-sane.

Besides, the serum made his sweet little hole smaller, Bucky fucking swears. He's so hot and tight. He's clinging to his dick like his body wants to break his cock or like he never wants it to leave again, trying to keep it inside his sculpted, pretty ass forever.

Bucky could fuck him forever, except--

"You makin' so much goddamn noise, Stevie," Bucky whisper-snarls, mean in the best way, "can't control yourself, can ya? You're leaving me no choice here, sweetheart. I either gotta keep m' hand over your big mouth the whole time I plow your pretty ass into next Sunday or you're gonna get the whole base over here, moaning, oh, oh, oh, Buck! Buck! Mmm! Fuck me! Oh, Bucky! God, sweetheart, you're givin' a guy an ego, cryin' like some two-bit floozy for it. Is that what you want? You wan' everyone on base to know who's slut ya are? Yah want 'em to come check it out and see if they can muffle you themselves, Captain Slut? You wan'em to shove their dick so deep in your throat while I ride your ass that you can't make a sound, huh, sweetheart? Is that it?"

Steve sobs. Bucky is making it so much wooooorse. How can he not fucking moan and cry and writhe underneath him now?

Nevermind--jokes on me, I have more to imagine, always more 😏

3. This happening but with Bucky as the one the one used.

Bucky and Steve have had an arrangement for years. In Brooklyn, Bucky goes out with gals and does whatever he does with them. Drinking. Dancing. And... more, sometimes. Not all of the ladies, but some. Bucky's frequent dates help get those most suspicious about their living together, two bachelor's, off their backs, letting them stay together. So, it works. Steve knows he's enough for Bucky-- he's been told, and he believes it--but he also knows Bucky enjoys himself when he's out.

Thus, when Bucky was shipped out, they made an adjustment to their arrangement. On the front lines, Bucky could get his needs met and back home. And if Steve found anyone to pass the time with back home, that's just fine, too. They'll be together after, regardless.

So...

Bucky.

Bucky misses his guy bad. He's just a man. He has an appetite. Maybe a larger appetite than the average born from the need to satisfy his Stevie and his dates that he took because he liked them, yeah, but also because it helped everyone out. Maybe he just likes the attention. Whatever the reason, he snaps eventually. He tries to go without like he knows Steve will--stubborn ass, but also somehow missed by the eyes of everyone else. He can't, though.

He gets just a few weeks into boot camp and cracks. He sucks one dick and... suddenly, word gets around. Fast.

And before he knows it, he's being razzed during training, in the mess hall, and everywhere he goes on base--slaps on the backs, pats on the ass, whispers in his ear, notes pressed into the palm of his hand, smoldering looks catching his eye. These men are desperate. And they want someone willing.

Bucky is willing.

Maybe a little too willing.

And, guh, Bucky can't fucking wait to tell Steve about this. He fantasizes about it when he's being jostled and fucked, a cock in his ass and another down his throat while there's two rubbing hard and wet against his hip, waiting for their turn. He wants to see the look on Steve's face. He wants to know how squeaky his voice will get when he asks how it felt. He wants to know the shade of embarrassed, turned-on pink he'll turn when Bucky describes the syrupy, hot feeling of drowning in pleasure as he's filled from every angle. All those dicks. All that body heat. All the musky, groaning men using him. He wants to know if Steve will want a live reenactment, if when he gets home from the war and swaggers into their little apartment, Steve will trail after him, out on the town, prowling through those specific bars looking for specific men that might want a piece of Bucky so Steve can see for himself what he looks like taking so much, boneless with his eyes rolling back, gurgling out all these sweet, little muffled sounds. Bucky's getting fucking ruined by all these men but he's thinking of just one--Steve.

[can-i-phone-a-friend]

Knockop ? Optout ? Whatever the name is I LOVE that ship and them having soft ass sex ? Incredible idea, 100/10, would love to hear anything you have about them

I love OptOut as a ship name for them personally!! It’s very silly for the both of them

But like. I do have several ideas for them and not all of them sex so bare with me rq cuz I gotta get this off my brain matter

-when they both realized they like each other they were awkward with it. Very much a “am I allowed to do this” any time they wanted to touch each other. Like. Are they allowed this in general, not just with what their partner thinks but would those around them accept this? I think it’s surprisingly Optimus who says eff it and just makes a move. Because fuck literally everything anyone else has to say he can have this one thing damnit

-I think they’re very sweet on each other. Like. Constant pet names and loving words. Knockout calls Op ‘Big Rig’ and his ‘beautiful boy’, dorky shit like that. And Optimus calls Knockout ‘sweet spark’ and ‘lover’ and just these really sweet names. They do not care who hears, they are unashamedly in love

-constant physical affection as well. Mostly on Knockouts side of things because he’s more open to the idea of it. Just. Holding hands and being near each other. It’s not uncommon to see them sitting near each other, knockout half way crawled into Optimus lap

-I think they’re a very soft sex sorta couple. Not that it can’t be kinky. It’s just not rough. They take their time with one another and they typically laugh at least once everytime they interface. They just want to enjoy the feeling of each other

-they’re first time was AWKWARD no doubt about it. Optimus hadn’t interfaced in AGES and Knockout was worried about fucking this up. They ended up not finishing and laughing hysterically because they whole situation was absurd (they tried again the next day to better results)

-I think one of the few kinks they did explore a lot is light bondage (so hand cuffs, arm restraints, and/ or leg restraints), sensation play (like temp play), general praise kink, and some other smaller ones

-all of their restraints like hand cuffs are padded to hell and back because a) knockouts finish and b) they don’t want interface to be painful. AT ALL. Neither of them really enjoy pain during interface

-praise is such a big thing for them. They cannot go five seconds in bed without called the other beautiful (knockout especially liked to call Op his handsome guy or something less cheesy then that)

-I said earlier they’re very touchy, and it only gets worse during interface. Knockout likes to find any seam or gap and dip his claws into so he anchor on and pull himself as close to Optimus as his can. Optimus in turn likes to have his hands or arms around knockout as much as physically possible. Like. With basically bear hug Knockout during interfacing

-they’re both switches. Knockout prefers to be on top but also doesn’t mind giving up control to enjoy himself. I just think they’re both down with whatever position as long as they know the other is enjoying themselves and close

Final thought, I think they’re very close because they’ve both lost people they love and all that sappy Jazz. And also. They just look really cute together imo. I love them

[queenofbaws]

top 5 favourite until dawn characters to WRITE vs top 5 favourite until dawn characters in general (if it's different)

it is such an important distinction med, and i thank you endlessly for letting me get into it 😏

WRITING

1. flamethrower guy/the stranger/jack: this one likely shocks no one. there's just. a joy. that comes with writing an unhinged, monster-hunting hermit. he kicks doors open. he lives in a burnt out hospital full of Creatures. he's larry fessenden. he's alive in canon for roughly 5 minutes. he's the light of my life. 2. mike: probably slightly more of a surprise because i don't write him OFTEN, but i love writing mike. lovelovelove writing him. mostly because, of the ud kids, i think he's the character who talks...the most...like i do irl??? similar speech patterns, i mean - same tendency to just. say things. that do not make sense. or things that did not need to be said. 3. EMILY: again, probably a surprise because i don't write her much, but my GOD there is a freedom to writing in emily's voice asldkfjdskf she's smart. she's mean. she always has at least three insults locked and loaded in the chamber. she's also the only character in the franchise to say "understand the palm of my hand, bitch." she contains multitudes. 4. dr. hill: gotta be honest here. i went through. a lot. of schooling for psychology. okay. like. however much you think that means? it was like. twice that. and i spent a lot of time - a lot of time - listening to professionals in the field talk in circles and say absolutely batshit things while sagely nodding and giving everyone around them knowing looks, and if i didn't have alan j. hill to channel all that lingering angst into, i might've exploded by now 😫 hehehehehe. i'm only sort of joking. 5. beth: what did supermassive give her? nothing. what does that mean? she can be anything i want, and i don't have to worry over whether or not it sounds believable in canon 😎 lmfao. in much the same way i looove writing jack because we get like. 10 lines and A Vibe from him, beth's a hoot to write for because, like. we know who her siblings are. we have an IDEA of what her home life must've been like...and everything else is up for debate!!!

JUST, LIKE, TO LOOK AT

1. ashley ashley ashley: they could never make me hate you bb. did she handle some things poorly? yes. does she make some questionable decisions? sure. would i give her the world if the opportunity presented itself? of course. look, i just think. she should get to do...whatever she wants. always. as a treat. :)c 2. matt: i am so. intrigued. by matt's whole deal. every second of it. he's a huge part of the prank but he's also hugely sympathetic. he has that incredibly cute moment with ashley right as they get to the lodge but seems pretty chilly (if not downright disinterested in) chris and josh, her best friends. he helps jess through the mines. he holds his own with emily. unless you play him a v certain way, he seems the most interested in smoothing things over between everybody. HE LEAVES. THE FUCKING. HATCHET. AT THE BASE. OF THE FIRE TOWER. i would love to live in his brain for just like...ten minutes. just really figure him out. (i need to write more with him too 😭 he has bewitched me, body and soul) 3. flamethrower guy/the stranger/jack: look. look i'm not subtle. i just. love that weird old man. i just love him so much. if supermassive said 'hey here's a dlc where you go through one (1) calendar day as jack fiddler, it costs $60 and is roughly 1 hour of gameplay,' i'd fold immediately. idk why. 4. josh: there is no one - NO ONE - in this, or any other, game who's so willing to commit so fully to the bit. my man had BLUEPRINTS. my guy had DEAD PIGS. bro sourced knockout gas and fake newspapers and real blood and made voice recordings and an alter ego and rigGED HIS WHOLE FAMILY'S VACATION HOME WITH BOOBY TRAPS, THREW A PARTY ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF HIS SISTERS' SUPPOSED DEATHS, AND EVERYONE STILL FUCKING SHOWED UP. say whatever else you want about him, josh had SOMETHING figured out, man. 5. jess: again. did she make some questionable decisions? sure. do i agree with everything she did? no. but after everything she goes through, after all the tragedy and agony and terror she is put through, this girl still has the wherewithal to grab a shovel and beam a guy in the head with it, and you know what? i respect that 🙏🏻 plus she wore hiphuggers to a party on a mountain in alberta in the dead of winter, and i just want to study her under a microscope.

[seyoonlgc]

hello hello, it's mr. calm, cool & super awesome!

just kidding, he's actually just some cheerful guy from a rural city in canada, here to try out his luck. where did all of his optimism come from? well, he must have soaked up a lot of sunshine while picking through the blueberry fields during the summer time.

more info about him is under the cut. please like this post if you would like to plot & i'll hit you up! i came up with some plots but am better off just brain storming. if you want something in particular, please bring those ideas to the table. i am open to most things!

thanks for all the welcomes and i look forward in writing with everyone.

CHILDHOOD.

seyoon's parents divorced soon after he was born. neither of them wanted the kid, but one had a softer heart than the other. seyoon's dad took him back to canada, and raised him with the help of grandparents and experienced neighbors. he remarried a few years later, to a woman who had more gentleness in her eyes. she treated seyoon well, taking care of him as if he was her own.

but it wasn't enough. when he was old enough to learn he was born from another, seyoon insisted on sending a letter to his real mom. his birth mother responded right away, but his step mother hid the letter until he was much older because the words in there would have been too cruel for a child.

seyoon played in the blueberry fields with his step siblings. healthy, energetic, and adored by all the elderly nearby. he liked bears, and his grandmother would hand stitch a bear onto every piece of his clothing item. she knitted him sweaters and scarves, socks and gloves. she told him that he was her favorite.

grandma was the only one who reassured him like that, though. did his dad really love him if he was willing to let him go once? could a step mother truly see him as an actual son? did his snuggly lil step siblings know they weren't actually related by blood?

TEENAGE YEARS.

tw: implied suicide

average academically, but great at sports. seyoon/abie (his english name) was well liked by his peers and made tons of friends. he's out socialing five out of seven nights of the week, and so popular that kids from the nearby schools knew him. both of his ex-girlfriends were really smart and total knockouts.

but he wasn't there for someone who desperately needed him. twelve calls on that night and he never picked up. he cried at the funeral, asher, but he forgot about you not too long after. you don't blame him, do you? you want him to move on, right?

end of tw.

ADULTHOOD.

after high school, his birth mother wanted him to visit so they can reconnect-

he resented her.

-and he said sure, why not! because seyoon understood it was not good to hold onto negative emotions, and that he should forgive people for their mistakes. seoul was a beautiful big city and he fell in love! his mother asked him if he would stay with her in korea, at least for a while longer and he agreed.

it's not like he loved the apartment she rented for him or anything...but it was fucking gorgeous. with giant windows and high ceiling, the most wonderful view at night time. it was worth saying goodbye to his family back home...at least for a little while.

seyoon worked at a fried chicken place for two years, practicing his korean and getting to know the city. took some dance classes on the side for fun.

his mother paid for those classes. she married wealthy and could afford to be kind now.

in 2022, he joined legacy and it's been fun so far. seyoon loves singing and dancing and making people smile!

PLOTS.

there's sincerity in silence - he's not smiling when he comforted you on that particularly rough day, and that's how you know it was real.

oh hey, is that my ex? - awkward reunion? he's acting nonchalant, so maybe we are still be friends? [female, must have been in canada at some point]

even on the longest day, the sun must surrender to darkness - kim seyoon has a problem with nightmares? he mumbles the same name but doesn't seem to recall a wink of it by the next morning. you, as his dormmate, is really troubled. or maybe you just want some goddamn sleep. [must be in the same dorm as him]

knock knock knocking on your heart - is a smile enough to make you fall in love? even if it only lasts for...45 seconds?

would you backstab a friend? - your character got some sort of injury or sickness that affected an important evaluation and my character has something to do with it. maybe he accidentally made you twist your ankle or gave you spicy soup that temporarily rip'd your voice. there's no way he would do such a thing on purpose, right?

sleep spell - your character suffers from insomnia, and seyoon's quietly hummed lullaby can put them to sleep. [same dorm preferred]

i know what you did - your character believes seyoon knows one of their secrets and...well, the guy seems kinda loose mouth wise. maybe y'all should have a discussion and make sure he doesn't spill

[nowordsformylove]

Jonessmith. Discuss (is so so bad at thinking of questions)

so much that I could say

I’m gonna start here even though I already posted about this before but I definitely think Mike fell for Davy first and kept it a secret for so long and never intended to do anything about it. Silent pining. Davy would fall hard for Mike but would also try to keep it a secret to not ruin their friendship, eventually tho it would come out that he loves Mike, whether he acts on it or says something or Mike just figures it out (or Micky and Peter try to set them up bc they know they like each other hah).

I talked about date ideas :) so im going to jump into some reasons why i like them paired together

I think they are really well suited for each other bc they tend to be on the same page, like Mike can start saying something and Davy will pick up on it and add to it. like for example in Monkees Race Again when they’re explaining why the engine blew up and Mike says it makes the car lighter and Davy adds “so it goes faster” (Micky does this too! but I like to think Mike and Davy are really good at picking up on little things from each other so they do it more often)

I also love their contrasts with the obvious being British/American (specifically from a southern state cause they got an accent difference going on). Mike’s bit of country twang vs Davy’s broadway type ballad voice. I think they have very complimentary sounding voices and the live on the Johnny Cash show version of Nine Times Blue is my favorite for this reason (the monkees should’ve done more duet/group-type songs rip). 

Their other obvious contrast is their tall guy small guy thing! I’m not usually one for height difference ships but they’ve turned me onto the idea :D I really love the way Davy can just lean his head onto Mike shoulder and Mike can rest his chin on Davy’s head 🥹 Davy is also the perfect height for Mike to just drape his arm over his shoulders. Also I really love how grabby Davy is, he is with all the guys but it’s extra cute when he’s pulling on Mike’s sleeves or hiding behind him because Mike likes being the protector and caretaker of the group, so I think it’s a nice dynamic for them. Also I like to think that because Davy is so grabby he’s probably also a cuddler. I just know he always ends up spooning Mike even if that’s not how they fall asleep.

Random headcanons:

Mike definitely uses romantic nicknames and my favorite one he uses for Davy is “doll” (i know the special nickname used in fics is honeychild and that one is sooo cute too)

This one kinda goes along with Davy being touchy but I know he loveessss wrapping his arms around Mike’s waist either as a hug from behind or just to hold him while standing next to him. He just can’t resist it me too Davy 

Davy obviously has great puppydog eyes bc he’s so pretty and young looking but Mike’s puppydog eyes when he decides to use them are an instant knockout you just can’t say no to him.

This one is nsfw: I do see them as a switch couple but primarily Mike tops bc I think he would feel like there’s more control being in a “dominant” position and also he likes being the provider (a service top). But Davy does get to top occasionally and when he does he puts his all into making Mike come apart under his touch, LOTS of foreplay until Mike is whimpering and even begging 😳

ok since this has been sitting in my drafts for 10 days 🫣 im posting it as is but i may come back and add more to it if i think of other stuff, or if you want me to expand on anything ive said lmk!

if anyone else wants to add to this pleaseeee feel free I would love to hear other people’s thoughts or random headcanons 🩷🩷🩷

[icyfox17]

Yeah international rules are different, mainly because the rules keep changing and I don’t think everyone keeps up. It probably also has to do with the coaches and their preference (at least I hope they get a say in some of the rules).

One of the things that changes every year is the block feature. Sometimes it’s there, sometimes it isn’t. They keep tweaking it. This year it was a ‘you can block right up until, the singer names a coach’ which is absolutely brutal. We have this one guy who has the prospects to win this thing, and all 4 coaches turned for him, and right before picking he was very clearly looking at this one coach and someone else block the man. So now he’s in a different team! Idk, I’ve never liked the block feature because it’s kinda unfair towards the candidates, but this is extra mean.

Anyway, our blinds are actually split into eps twice a week (Friday and Sunday) since like 2-3 years ago! Both are 3 segments with 2 breaks. I think the cap changed again. Last year they could pick 15 people. Those then went to the knockouts 1 vs. 1 vs. 1. Team goes down to 5, coaches are allowed to steal 1 person. They go into the battles with a 6 person team, 3 battles each. Then to the live shows.

This year the cap went back to the original 12, but there’s no actual cap. It’s more a you can take as many people as you want, but you need at least 12. Each coach gets 6 battles (these are just one long segment of 8 battles an episode on Friday, but 3 breaks). I think the teams were 13, 14, 15, 16. So every coach did go over. The bigger teams all did an in between round where they made a few people all cover the same song or bring their own pick to narrow it down. The 13 people team just had a 3 person battle.

Now they have this new thing called the Cross Battles. Essentially, each coach has 6 people. All of them prepared their own song. All the coaches have heard these people sing a bunch of different songs because they did an extra boot camp. 1 coaches challenges another with one of their singers. That coach picks a candidate to match. They both sing their song and a jury containing different musicians and a margin of regular people + the 2 coaches who didn’t battle vote for a winner.

Side note: I don’t know what to think about this concept. Like the idea is fun, the execution is kinda a work in process. Aforementioned coach who got blocked (one of my favourite coaches) went into it with a really strong team and came out with 2 mid singers, same happened with another coach, meanwhile there’s a team of 5 going through. So I kinda feel like they got cheated, because often they battle a strong singer with a string singer and good people end up going home while the mid tiers stay (if that makes sense).

Also, do you guys have a comeback stage? Where people who don’t go through can get picked up by a 5th coach and still make it to the lives? It’s sorta of a behind the scenes competition. Like they don’t broadcast it, but you can watch it online. I feel like they made the Cross Battles to push out good people who were then picked up by the Comeback Stage, so now it’s suddenly one of the strongest teams in the Live Shows, but at the cost of another team (quite literally pick up the 2 best singers from one of the teams and it leaves such a sour taste in my mouth).

And in the lives there’s this, each team picks one, then 5/10 other candidates are voted through. And again, you can kinda feel the unfairness, because the 2 people teams did not have anyone else voted through, meanwhile that comeback stage team still has 3 people. I’m just kind of sour about 2/5 teams basically already being out of the race. (Also, I’m biased as hell against the 3 people team coaches. Can you tell? My 2 least favourite coaches have the strongest teams now :/).

Anyway, I hope this explanation is clear cuz it’s kinda all over the place.

-🌲

OOOHH WOW THAT'S MUCH MORE COMPLICATED THAN OUR VOICE HELPDKFK

We have the blinds (this year there was a block!! You'd use the block button as ur turn button, so you'd have to block someone before they turned) and then battles (this was where you had the playoff pass) and then knockouts (last year it was three ppl against each other, this year it's just been two ppl. And normally you have a save but this year you only have one steal). And that's all Ive watched so far!!

Last season they were actually given extra saves DURING the shows premiering bc of how amazing everyone was 😭😭 so they were allowed to bring back one person that was previously sent home and send them to playoffs

Sighs... I miss last season already HELP

But yeah:( that sounds really frustrating honestly

[zawazawanightmares]

Beast Boy & Nightwing

You, Beast Boy, are connected to Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing] Your partner selected the Roleplay server. Please keep the chat clean.

Beast Boy: Well well, looks like we got the bird guy who can't fly! Kidding, of course. What's up, Dick?

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: Very funny as always, Gar. I've been... alright, at most. Hopefully the Titans are doing well since Damian joined? You included, of course.

Beast Boy: Um...the headquarters are still standing. That's something, right?

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: I'll take it as a negative thing. What's happening?

Beast Boy: Okay, so we expected tyrannical behavior, poor attitude, not working well with others...nothing we haven't dealt with before, right? Didn't so much as prepare for the whole "killing our villains" thing...

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: Wait, wait. Are you saying he's been killing them off? Hypocritical from me, I know, but that does go against the Robin rules.

Beast Boy: So I've been told. He's been benched but I've been informed that most people get arrested for this sort of thing? And we're honestly not sure how to handle the situation.

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: Have you informed Bruce of this behavior? Or told Damian at all that what he's done is not aligning with the Titans' morals? Or, I could chat with him about this, and you all along.

Beast Boy: Okay, definitely did the latter but, and this is going to sound embarrassing, we don't want to do the former because it kind of seems like tattling? Also, sets a bad precedent that we can't handle our own group problems without running off to tell a daddy or a mommy. I like your idea better, he might listen to you.

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: Well he is the one who can handle Damian the best. It's only logical to go to him. I do understand your concern though, plus Damian would only distance himself more if he found out who snitched his recklessness to Bruce. If you can convince him to meet me up with some excuse I'm sure I can knock some sense into him.

Beast Boy: Right, violence. You know, this is massively hypocritical coming from someone on a superhero team but maybe just piling more cuts and bruises isn't exactly going to solve it?

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: I didn't mean it literally. I'll make him reason, is what I meant, not beating him up. Unless he's the one getting violent.

Beast Boy: And that's probably almost certainly going to happen. You know...while we weren't exactly murder-happy (most of us, anyway), a lot of us were in his exact position when we first joined...

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: I was one of the Titans, you remember that, right? I know how it was, for the remaining members at least. But you learned, and he has yet to go through that lesson.

Beast Boy: I just hope his lesson doesn't have a bodycount. That tended to a lot too...

Beast Boy: *to happen

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: It already has a body count, doesn't it? He's killed already, correct? Unless you mean the lesson in and of itself, then hopefully it doesn't rise any further.

Beast Boy: Yeah, but you know our luck...

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: Hopefully we will make him not go through it, avoid it before it happens.

Beast Boy: I mean, when there's life there's hope, right?

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: Hope's the last to fall, yes. First you need to convince him to meet up at all.

Beast Boy: I guess we can give him a fake mission alert...or use the ol' knockout gas on him.

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: Or an emergency meeting, agree with the others to hold him there, present his problem subtly, and then I join in?

Beast Boy: Oh, that can work better. See, that's why you were one of the founding members. Good organizational skills.

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: That were barely ever followed anyway. Isn't that so? Anyway let's not start to bicker as if we were children again, think you might wanna take the responsibility to tell the others? Doubt they'd exactly follow my ideas anymore.

Beast Boy: You got it. *morphs into a kookaburra* I don't know if I can get them to listen but they will hear me.

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: Don't be ovrely loud, Damian's got eyes and ears everywhere, remember he is the son of Batman and a Robin.

Beast Boy: Right. Inside voice. *shifts into a kakapo*

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: Telling them normally or as a flea? Jump near their ears and tell them. It should work, correct?

Beast Boy: Or, better yet... *turns into a fly* a fly on the wall, huh? I'm more durable in animal forms so I don't have to worry about being swatted.

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: That too, but you'd need to reunite the other members first somehow without Damian in order to organize.

Beast Boy: That will be the easy part. They're in the group chat.

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: With Damian?

Beast Boy: That...will be the hard part. He isn't.

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: Did he leave or did you make another group without him? The latter would be quite offensive.

Beast Boy: He never joined. Saying he'll talk to us when he needs to.

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: I see. Usual broody self he is. That's very convenient though, just make sure he doesn't have an eye over you while doing that.

Beast Boy: I find I can be very subtle when I need to be. *morphs into a chameleon*

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: And you can also be very obvious too, you've messed up quite a lot sometimes. Just-- be careful with it, it might risk everything that's on the line.

Beast Boy: You know I pull through when it's important. Not often other times but usually then.

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: I trust you won't disappoint me, Gar. You are one of the founding members for a reason yourself.

Beast Boy: Mostly affirmative action but sure. I'm off then. Gotta get the band together then find the host.

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: Update me when it's been done. I'll be ready.

Beast Boy: You got it! *morphs into a hawk and flies off* I'll try to keep him conscious!

Richard "Dick" Grayson [Nightwing]: Good, send me a message to be more subtle.

You left the chat

[the-firebird69]

Check it out

I'm going to make it like this but we're going to make the fender move with the tire with the shock and you can hide it there underneath and the motor is in the right spot and it's a 20 and when you Chrome it it looks insane but a lot of people like this and we make the front end but with a high strength titanium alloy otherwise it wouldn't work and we make it beefy usually you can tell it really have to and we're making a knock off you said to do it in the first place but the bike is not perfect but it runs real well as this and you go on corners it doesn't matter hit things it's close but it works it's kind of a concept because it goes real fast cuz it's low but we're building a ton of these I mean he should probably have one eventually within a few weeks we're building a lot of these and all of the world and we switched up production a couple days ago to the original cuz we weren't selling that many and it looks exactly like it but there's a shock in the front and you can see a little bump there but you have to have a shock. It's the best selling motorcycle in history and China is selling them and they sold like 500 million in about 10 minutes and we do have a smaller motor but it looks like this and it's the 49cc which is about 7.5 or 74 it's really the right number and it goes real fast top speed is like 120mph with 150 lb person on it. Now he's got an idea and he wanted to advertise it and we put a bunch of words above and you always say it but you find it.

Cork att cork...moreso brad mb

We are seeking John Cena cosplay look-alikes and if you can speak I like he does that's even better... And yeah they're coming home movie is a produc of this. And the chicken thing was outrageous and it's from this because John Cena's sick and always being funny and then we say all this crap and then they'll say it's fake and people think that's great and it is kind of fake but with him it's not so they can start seeing these different and he's an animal okay this guy will you just like you did Aaron in the middle of the stadium without thinking about it and the Sun is kind of like that but he gets away with stuff and John Cena's not. Tons of these knockoffs are sold and it's just ridiculous. Mac ordered a ton of them and he's selling them and recently them and he's doing it because they're having a hard time getting them. He looked into having a website like a Chinese motorcycle website and if you like this knock off website with other knockouts on it and there's a few different types of cars no but bikes the people like that you can put on there like the Batman thing and some other is the off-road Batman thing and they love that thing and it's a knock off so it's like the same thing that's in tech right there and it's a dangerous bike but it's from China it's kind of a risky when to put on there first but they love that thing all over the world they want one and he says you can make it but if you make it so it doesn't roll it would save you from making the making it like 40 Grand you can reduce it to about 1,850. He needs to tell because he can use regular steel instead of massively expensive alloy and other for the tires there's going to be a standard kind of and it would have all the handling and capabilities except for the rolling which keeps you up in a life more or less it's pretty cool I've never seen anything like this I've never seen people pump out so many designs in my life and do it for years and I kind of strapped to it but they don't mind. One day he went out and he burns the silver bullet band banner he had and some other things. He was running it for years and she saw it but she's still mad and had him bury the money in the spot where he decided to burn it the same day and it's because the max were having him do it

Were selling a lot of these bikes. They love them too. Are you going to come up with an anniversary edition of the Briggs & Stratton motorcycle and the Coleman motorcycle and it looks very similar and they're going to both have an anniversary and certain year and we know what year they were married.

Thor Freya

We were married young and you guys going to see it and you start thinking about more cuz I can't believe you pass over what I just talked about it it's so freaking weird but he says you got to look deeper and you got to look at what's playing and thinking I did and I see the playing thinking stuff but boy what a bunch of lamos

Hera

So what year are we up to lol

Zues

You bum you have it about the right time it's like 1970 or 71 that's about right

Hera

Olympus good all say good we roll now see it need em now

[idkhowtobenormal]

enjoy :) fair warning: i can write better than this but my brain gave up and this was not edited at all.

You know, just because Dot trusted Megatron with her life didn't mean she understood him. Well, that's not true; it's more like she didn't want to understand him.

At first she'd figured it was a cybertronian thing and bots were just way more chill about it.

So obviously, she went to Optimus.

She wasn't even sure why, but he was the closest to Megatron, so good enough.

As to be expected, the mech was in the same spot he sat every day at noon. He was reading a boo-datapad and was sitting calmly in the far corner of the mess hall. It was a shock to most humans that the prime was rather introverted.

GHOST had been kind enough to allow the bots to be at optic-level with their comrades. Dot strode up the catwalk, her shoes making soft clicking noises as she did so.

Optimus bothered a glance up, but his demeanor brightened when he saw who it was.

"Ah, ranger Malto! Lovely to see you." He still had that faked enthusiasm he'd built up over the years; it could be worse though. "Can I help you?" He asked, taking a sip of his cube.

Now, keep in mind that Dot wasn't stupid, *but* she was blunt. Although the ranger was pretty sure she had some kind of idea, she thought it be better to get on with it. (Also if she was right, optimus' reaction was going to be funny no matter what. Sue her)

"What's interfacing?"

Optimus spit out his energon, coughing.

She expected funny, but not this. Good thing the mom had extensive experience school her expression and did so quickly. optimus, on the other hand, took another minute to compose himself again and look back at Dot with a surprised and horrified expression.

For her part, Dot stood there with her hand on her hip, trying to look confused and oblivious.

Optimus blinked slowly for a second, pressing his dermas into a firm line, his brow knit. He opened his intake for a moment, then closed it again, reconsidering.

Dot was working a little bit to not laugh.

"So..?"

After another moment, Optimus sighed like he had just accepted a horrible fate and lifted his servo to his faceplate. He vented and then closed his optics to regrettably ask, "W-who... did you hear that word from?"

Dot could already feel the amusement flavoring her words. "Megatron," she said like some age-old secret.

Optimus didn't look surprised in the least; he was mostly just disappointed. He made a humming noise and nodded slowly. "So, uh- what was he saying?" There was something like mild fear in his voice.

Dot couldn't help the smirk. "Him and Knockout where talking about those profiles you guys set up? said something about interfacing, and finding a lot of bots anddd- oh yeah! that *everyone* would be able to see it."

The prime did even bother to react, just staring at the space in front of him like he was contemplating death.

After another prompt for what it meant, the much covered his faceplate with his servos. "I don't even know if humans have it." He muttered miserably.

Could Dot have explained for him? Sure. Was she gonna? Nah.

"Ask Wheeljack," she offered evenly. He did have the most information about humans after all.

There was a wheezing sound before the leader's expression shifted to one of pain: like he'd just been punched in the tank. Surprising though, he didn't protest and slowly lifted his digits to his comm.

A moment of hesitation later and he said somewhat calmly, "Wheeljack?"

On the other side of the line Dot heard the quiet buzz of :: Yeah, prime?"

Optimus looked at the ranger with a pleading expression before choking out, "Do humans have interfacing..?"

There was a long moment of silence before he replied, "Yeah..? It's called sex for them."

The prime thanked him and hastily apologized before hanging up. He vented. They made eye contact, and Optimus sighed, "Interfacing is like sex."

That was the last straw.

Dot doubled over in a fit of laughter, tears forming in her eyes at the sheer absurdity of it all. The leader looked pained again, but dot didn't care. "Wait, wait- you're telling me megatron was trying to use his *public* platform as a- a *propasition*?!"

Optimus' expression was completely neutral, optics distant as he murmered, "uh-huh."

A wheeze escaped Dot. "You don't even seem surprised!"

"I'm not... Megatron is a rather... fond- of interfacing."

Oh, Dot was so going to use that knowledge to its full potential.

idk what idea i had to start but this is where we are and im tired

We give Megatron a dating app and he solely uses it to fuck with people

[fallenneziah]

Dating the Transformers Decepticon Boys.

Some little headcanons for some of the boys.

Shockwave:

Small hand in big hand, small hand in big hand!

Shockwave is reserved. Once in a relationship with you he has to come to terms with the emotions he thought he would never feel again. So he takes his time in coming to know both you and these new ideas and feelings that are surrounding him.

He's horny.

Despite being alone most of the time and focusing on his sciences, Shockwave will not pass up a single opportunity to get down in the berth. At first he would not interface at all, but now he likes to get in time at least once every couple of days, a week at most.

He's jealous. Easily too.

Another emotion he isn't used to it jealously, so when someone does something to turn that switch, whether it be talking, staring, or touching, he will lose it.

Everyone is already pretty scared of him, like Soundwave, he doesn't need to say or do much to make a point. But he will strain his stance above yours and shadow you with his structure. He'll burn his look into their soul until they get the hint and scurry.

His love language is gifts. He loves to present you with his projects and make different things for you. And he won't say it, but he will cherish every little trinket you bring him in return.

Behind closed doors when his work is put out of the way he is very affectionate. He wouldn't say it but he never thought you'd want him in a berth because of his lack of s left arm. But you two got around it and you make sure to nestle little compliments into your conversations.

Knockout:

One hundred percent the guy who will come around behind you as you use his tools and guide your hands while whispering the instructions in your ear.

A tease.

He loves to drop subtle hints around the Nemesis and will kiss you around the hallways.

Everytime you come back from a mission he urges you to the medbay and will look all over you for scratches or dents. Same before you leave, he wants to make sure those puny Autobots see his sparkmate at their best.

He is a tease, but he doesn't have as high a sex drive as someone like Predaking or Makeshift for example. He enjoys a good frag, but blow jobs under the operating table are his favorite kind of intimacy.

He is very jealous. Not in an insecure way, he is very sure in his image. However, he doesn't like when others make sly compliments about your frame. Sure, they can tell you how amazing your paint is or the curve of your hips, but if it's anything explicit he will be very upset. He'll threaten them with his blades, "If you want one so bad, why don't I give you a new look!" Or something along those lines.

If he's feeling more chill and sly, he'll walk over during the conversation and slip his servo against your hip plating. He'll caress your waist and watch with the smirk of the devil as the mech or femme slowly comes to realization.

He loves when you compliment him. His love language is words of affirmation and gifts, so you'll find a miniature version of his vehicle mode next to your bed or some other kind of trinket.

Predaking:

Very, very, very protective.

He makes sure to put any unworthy mech or femme in their place. The second anyone - even Megatron looks at you funny it is on.

He has a very high sex drive and will often leave you locked in your berth for hours just so he can love on you. He's mindful of your body however. He'll make sure to mark you his up and down your frame from your neck cables to your ankles.

He was eager to learn about you when he met you. He found an instant attraction and his long dormant mating protocols would roar to life every time you looked his way.

He will court you with shiny objects he finds. Often bringing back sharp scrap metal or rocks. He adores giving you gifts, but touch is his love language.

He could sit in his bed and hold you close until the world exploded. As long as you are with him he feels at peace and confident.

He was very shy around you at first. He wasn't a clumsy doufas, but he would show off his strength by straightening his stance and glaring down other mechs. He enjoyed showing off his beast form in front of you and would act so confident and put together. The second you opened a conversation with him. The poor boy couldn't put a sentance together he was so embarrassed and nervous.

Predaking is un-fucking-touchable. When the Vehicons or the commanders see the markings along your frame they steer clear. If any unlucky 'con is so dumb enough to get on Predaking's turf and even attempt to court his mate it's over. There is no point in running. Death in inevitable.

Either that or he will beat them to near death.

Once your back in his arms he'll hold you close the rest of the day and growl lowly at anyone who comes near.

The only person he trusts to be around you is Shockwave. As a predacon he is constantly in protect mode and anything that is his will be protected until he dies.

Megatron:

Megatron took a liking to you quickly. You caught his eye with how fluent you were with your tasks and how reputable you were on the battlefield.

Only the most powerful and fit can be his mate, and he thought you were perfect. So, he decided you were his. He wasn't exactly sure how to get your attention or how to work a relationship all that well. So he just started telling the vehicons you were his until you found out. When confronted with the facts he seemed only slightly embarrassed and more confused. "Yes..?"

You told him you'd think about it so Megatron let it be. Manz is impatient as fuck. He was so head over heels for you that if you couldn't make your mind then he would court you.

Poems. Poems. Poems. EVERYWHERE.

He would leave them on your desk, in your room, anywhere he knew you would see it. With respect of the vehicons because if they caught him being such a simp it would end his career.

He doesn't have the highest sex drive, but he enjoys fragging as much as the next 'con. Once he gets you in his room he will keep you there until he sees fit for you to leave. And whatever happens in that time happens.

He's also less of a jealous person and more protective. If someone makes s suggestive move or talks to you in a certain way he will act. Commanding and assured he will back them off and get you in his arms to protect you.

His love language is words of affirmation. He will praise you when you have done something good and you do so in return. He definitely enjoys it.

Starscream:

I can't decide between these two so I will leave them here... He is either super horny all the time, or, like Megatron he has a lower sex drive but once in the berthroom it can last quite a while. Round after round.

He gets flustered around you easily. He'll stammer and try to appear smaller and more innocent like he does when he is in trouble with Megatron.

Once he gets his hands on you however he is a tease to Cybertron and back. He will whisper words in your ears while you work or give your aft a pinch as you're walking by.

He doesn't hide your relationship either. Every seeker that exists knows of you two. He's not afraid to be open and deliberate about how you two are.

Therefore, most on the Nemesis are aware you are taken and busy themselves elsewhere. Those few who do might just get away with it.

Starscream is the most jealous out of everyone on the Nemesis. He is very insecure about himself and everything in general. All he is confident in are his dumb plans and his backstabbing ways.

Of a much larger mech attempted to court you he might just leave you to handle it. You're capable of saying no right? And if you don't then he'll be spark broken.

If it's a Vehicon or a seeker he will feel much more confident in himself. Often times using his rank to boss people away from you and back to work. But when he can't hide behind his rank he gets much more nervous. Overall, you're kind of on your own if things get physical.

"You scratch my back, I scratch yours," His love language is definitely acts of service/favors, and words of affirmation. He loathes getting praises and is a sucker for the treatment. But he also enjoys doing favors for something in return, and vice versa.

Soundwave:

An absolute cuddle bug in bed. When no one is looking he'll scoop you up in his large arms and hug you against his chest.

He never confessed his attraction, you came to him. He refused to confess, but he would leave you sweet notes and quotes from popular poems whenever he could.

He acts cold and distant but you know better. Soundwave isn't a mech who is known for his emotions. He does not speak and you are not an exception. The relationship can often feel one-sided and conversation is limited, but you find peace in it.

Your relationship is way underground and no one even suspects that the two of you are into each other. So when someone asks you out nervously on a date, you couldn't blame the guy.

Soundwave isn't jealous. He has learned to work around his emotions and has very good control over his outbursts. So before you respond he'll reply, "Negative." In a deep, almost threatening voice. Usually followed by you apologizing and explaining you are already taken and going about your business.

It's simple.

But if you are defied and they continue to push, he'll simply get Laserbeak to chase him away for a while.

You are very appreciative of Soundwave and all that he does for you. He love to kiss his faceplate and around his collar fins. And he enjoys it. He'll lean info you and purr happily as you kiss along his jaw.

Soundwave's love language can differ from time to time, but he most enjoys quality time with you. Even if he's working and drowned out in tasks he enjoys the presence you bring to the cold room. If your rambling on he'll do his best to listen.

*********

Apologies for any spelling mistakes :/

[workofheart]

eren jaeger relationship hcs

eren’s turn! modern relationship hcs. nsfw under the cut as per usual <3 levi ver.

really clingy. when ur away on a trip or something, he definitely cuddles your pillow and buries his head in it. might also spray your perfume on his hoodie so he can be reminded of you throughout the day (as if you aren’t already on his mind 24/7)

on that note, LOVES seeing you in his clothing. i feel like for most guys this is true and people mention it all the time, but eren especially. it makes him feel mushy and horny at the same time (more on that later) bc it just drapes over your shoulders perfectly. like he sees you and has to suck in a breath and look away to collect himself or else he’ll just become a puddle on the floor

likes hearing verbal affirmations. when you compliment him, tell him you’re proud of him, he gets all warm and fuzzy inside. it means so much coming from you and he knows you're genuine

really goofy, this is to be expected - tries to get you to laugh bc it raises his self esteem and confidence. he just likes looking at you being happy and smiling, it makes him feel so warm inside

definitely hides behind corners when he hears you walking or coming down the stairs so he can jump out and scare you. don’t worry though, because he always proceeds to hug you and kiss your forehead or temple to say he’s sorry but only kind of bc ur reaction was priceless. the little whack u give his arm in annoyance? he lovessss it bc it’s like he knows u still love him even when he is a little obnoxious

eren is definitely one of those enemies to lovers kind of guy bc he desperately wants someone to love him not necessarily in spite of his flaws, but with his flaws. he needs u to acknowledge that he’s far from a perfect person but still love him regardless

his favorite kind of dates are park dates. he likes going on warm & sunny days to throw a frisbee around with you in the open fields. i feel like he’s a basketball guy so he’ll bring you onto the court and play knockout... when he loses, will tell you he let you win on purpose for the sake of his ego 

lolll imagine him critiquing your free throw form or something and coming up behind you to fix it (it wasn’t actually that bad, he just wanted an excuse to be near you)

really needs physical touch. he’s the kind of guy who will always be in contact w you in some way or another. when driving, his hand will be on your thigh or holding yours on top of the center console, same for if you’re out at restaurants but under the table. he’d definitely try and play footsies with you if you’re sitting across from him rather than beside him. when sleeping, he holds you really tight and won’t let you roll over so you better just get comfortable. 

doesn’t mind being ur photographer and taking pics for you. he takes some time to learn the methods for the best pics but he eventually gets it

this is kind of random but when playing minecraft, he always blows up creepers and never fills in the creeper holes :| sorry. to make up for it he’ll get you music discs. also likes just going on little adventures to find a sand biome two thousand blocks away and just walking with you in game

on this topic actually i LOVE the idea of gamer bf eren. like not the league-and-monster-drinking kind but sumn about him in a headset and sitting at the edge of his bed... but he’ll definitely teach you how to play shooter games and will be so nice about it, won’t get mad at you, will give you little kisses when you’re not doing well and getting frustrated, and if you’re playing in online lobbies together he’ll stick by you the whole time and carry you

always sending you tiktoks & tries to get you to do all the trends with him. they never go viral but he goes back and watches them when he misses you

i peg him as a cat guy! really good with animals in general. i think most people would expect him to be a dog person since he can be loud and rowdy and excited, but on an emotional level i think he also just likes to be calm and relaxed and would get along with cats well. also teases you when animals reject you for him.

definitely writes about you in his journal. he jots down funny things you say or do or moments you shared so he never forgets any of them, and when he misses you he’ll read through them :( imagine when you’re so much older and he has documented proof of his love for you back when he was young please it makes me cry

also writes down little poetic words or things that remind him of you. he’ll hear a quote in a movie or a book or a song that instantly makes you pop into his head and he just has to write it down. he’s probably tried writing poems or songs about you, but he keeps those really secret because he’s embarrassed

this is kind of random but i think he’s a total beach person! likes going to spend days in the sun, builds sand castles and asks for your rating, drags you into the water to swim with him, will dive under and grab your ankles to freak you out, also looks really good in swim trunks but that's besides the point

he hates to see you upset and tries to cuddle the sadness out of you. when needs be, he’s a really good listener and doesn’t mind letting you just vent. when you cry, he pulls you in for a really tight hug and cradles your head - also because if he sees you crying, he’ll start to cry too because he genuinely feels for you 

tries his best to take care of you when you’re sick. not really a good cook or anything, but he’ll make you a grilled cheese or a pop tart, albeit a little crispy even though it’s his third attempt. doesn’t mind being near you and isn’t afraid of getting sick so he’ll cuddle you anyway

loses focus when you’re talking to him sometimes but it’s not because he’s not listening, it’s because he just gets caught up in staring at you and how you look when you talk bc he just adores you. when you snap him out of his, he always gets all red and blushy :(

nsfw under the cut (18+)

really likes sending & receiving nudes/lewds. he always goes for the torso selfie to show off his chest/abs when sending, and it doesn’t matter to him what you send back because he’ll like anything you have to offer

and his responses aren’t lame either. NOT the type to send you a thumbs up or a “ayo you sexy as hell fr doe” - he will hype you up with dirty talk because he seriously means it. honestly might just send you a voice message, or call you if you’re alone and available bc while he might look at pics of you from time to time for aesthetics, the majority of the time he’s jacking off

so you know how i said he likes seeing you in his clothing? he especially likes nudes of you in his clothes. send him a pic wearing his zip up hoodie & nothing else and he’s yours 

he prefers being in control/being on top but doesn’t mind if you want to take the reigns every once in a while

throws his head back and groans when u give him head. that's the image.

one of his favorite positions is when you’re in doggy but he pulls you up by the arms so your back is against his chest. he’ll snake a hand around to rub tight little circles on your clit, might put his hand around your throat if you like it. heavenly.

reallyyyy dirty mouth omg. asks sooo many teasing questions, likes hearing you say his name. “you like that, princess?” “louder for me” “who’s making you feel this good?” ugh and it’s not awkward either he makes it sound so good

has a lot of energy and a lot of stamina. stroke game will make you pass out, he’s so smooth and sets such a rhythm with his hips

things that get him going: kissing under his jaw, especially up by his ear. sucking his fingers. tugging on his hair. running your nails down his back.

pins your thighs to the bed when he eats you out. likes to make you squirm and loooves to edge you. super teasing in every way

can we just talk about his voice for a sec... he has the prettiest moans and isn’t afraid to let you know how he’s feeling. when you’re in missionary, he’ll hold himself up with one elbow, hold your hand with the other, and will lean down to moan right in your ear. sometimes does it on purpose bc he knows it turns you on from how you clench around him

usually has a death grip on that sensitive spot between your hips and your waist so he has something to hold on to while he pounds you

when he cums, he 100% buries his face in the crook of your neck, might even bite down from time to time 

can totally see him going harder if he knows there’s people around, he doesn’t care who it is that’s outside the door but they’re gonna hear how good he’s making you feel whether you like it or not

wants to see your face when you cum. will definitely tell you to cum for him and keep your eyes open when he’s really feeling it - your expression makes him nut so fucking hard lawwddd

daps u up after sex just cause he’s weird like that lol

[miraculousmaladys]

TFP If You Ship...

Starscream Edition

Updated: KOSS added, Starcee revised

Starop: you just want Starscream to be happy, you want Optimus to be selfish for fucking ONCE PLEASE. Usually a ship based around character development/un-development and positivity. Also its funny watching Starscream absolutely refuse any of Optimus's advice only to watch him either accidentally take it or use it.

Megastar: you either really hate Starscream, or you really hate Megatron, or you hate them both. You may also just really like the thought of these two being an absolute POWER COUPLE with major issues. This ship is riddled with character development possibilities, and MULTIPLE plot ideas; this ship could go several ways and I'm here for it.

Starwave: shut the fuck up, this can't exist..... it does? Holy fuck- uh well honestly, it seems like y'all just wanna lowkey see Soundwave DO more. Especially in TFP. Take charge and be selfish. This could also be a plot thing, as some have the HC that in TFP Soundwave is a victim of slavecoding. You just wanna be watched over by a lowkey unstoppable force and I’m here for it.

Stardown n'out/ BreakStarOut/ etc.: this ship could have multiple names and I'm upset at the gays for not coming up with something. You probably just want them all to find SOME kind of comfort with each other on the Nemesis, but some of you absolutely wanna see them all Manipulate, Girlboss, and Malewife their way outta shit.

StarShock: you bitch. You pretentious whore. I love you. They fit together really well physically given the fact that Shockwave thick as fuck and Starscream is a literal twig. I can see one-sided pining from either side with this one. Y'all just wanna be chased huh.

Starbee: yall just wanna soil the UwU babu thing Bee has going on, tbh I can live with that. Bee taking charge and being his own leader and Starscream learning to be a little more positive to himself and others. This ship is very similar to StarOp but Bee's getting more than just 'learning to put himself first' out of it which is cute.

Starchet: TWO CRUSTY OLD MEN BAKING ENERGON COOKIES AND COMPLAINING ABOUT THEIR CO-WORKERS. TWO CRUSTY OLD MEN DRINKING HOT ENER-T IN THEIR LITTLE COTTAGE IN THE WOO-

Starjack: I have never seen a more crackhead ass ship. What the fuck was y'all thinking. Pretty sure your answer would be "why the fuck would we think?" This is what happens when you pair that one kid who barked and bit people on the playground with the know it all kid who took up class time kissing the teachers ass. We all hate them with a passion but their relationships been going strong for 20 years and they are highschool sweet hearts. Good for them.

Starscreen: you are horny, in a take care of me I take care of you and we cuddle afterwards but also love me kinda way

*Starcee: you are horny, in a "dominate me mommy" kinda way. BOTH ways. Switch huh? Switch who? Arcee definitely tops most of the time. This ship argues as foreplay. This ship also has the smaller one running things, but both fucking SLAY when it comes down to the deep shit. This ship could be angsty as fuck, but could also be the most therapeutic fucking hurt/comfort thing anyone has ever SEEN.

Starbulk/ Bulkstar/ Bulkscream/ idk the names don’t mesh well: .....holy fuck this is a thing? This is a thing and no one told me?? Hang on...ok so I found like 7 stories on archiveofourown. Y'all are definitely starving I'm so fucking sorry. This is probably one of the only mentions of your ship you will ever find that isn't a porn without plot/some plot fanfiction.

Star.....magnus??/ MagnusStar: ok hear me out I can totally see this being a thing. Both are SiC and....honestly babes BDSM?? All of it. Dominant Stars and body worshipping Magnus??? You don't know WHERE this ship could go. Could be absolutely filthy or an exploration of both their characters given that they are sort of two sides of the same coin.

Shattered Glass Starscream/ literally anyone: tbh you a hoe and I hate you and you probably just want to be loved. You ain't fooling no fuckin' body he is your self insert.

*KOSS: This ship has red bottom energy, a look that screams parada and a mouth that turns words into knives that kills peoples self esteem. This ship uses spinal struts as accessories to go along with its new finish. Honestly these two could be such a power couple but they’re both...pretty fucking scared. Like all the time. I wanna make jokes about this ship but given what happens in the show- bro this ship is just fluff/comfort because the hurt is implied. Ain’t even gotta put it in the tags- anyway the people that ship this as their top ship scare me but I know y’all to hurt to actually do anything. You probably come to this ship to live vicariously through either character or your kinning one of these bitches. I say this as a feminine guy who sees themself in knockout.

//Good morning lovelies, I'm serving you violence wrapped in kindness today. Don’t be afraid to msg me abt spelling/grammar errors, or if you want you can send me a ship to add lol. 

[starryevermore]

just like her: i don’t even know her (4) ✧ andy barber

just like her ✧ an andy barber series | ao3

pairing: dark!andy barber x fem!reader

summary: you try to put andy behind you. 

word count: 2,071

warning(s): mention of andy stalking reader, pet name (teach), not proofread

note: there is no set update schedule for this; new parts come whenever they come.

A bar was not the usual place you would go for a first date. Granted, you were used to college guys who’s idea for a first date was going to see the cheapest movie at a movie theater and trying to get a handy in the back row. So, in some ways, this was an improvement. Besides, it was close to campus, so if things went south, you’d just say you forgot a last minute study group session and book it to the library.  

It was casual, so you decided to go with a nice shirt and jeans. It showed that you weren’t trying too hard to impress a man you barely knew but also that you were an absolute knockout. Or, at least, that’s what you hoped it showed. The last thing you wanted to do was make a fool of yourself. And yet, it was nothing compared to what Frank Adler decided to show up in. 

You almost laughed when you saw him walk in. Teddy had shown you a picture of her with him so you knew what he looked like, and he was an absolute smokeshow. He certainly gave Andy a run for his money. He was tall, making Teddy look like a doll in comparison. (Though, to be fair, Teddy was a proud four-foot-eleven-and-a-half—and yes, the half mattered—so really anyone could make her look like a doll.) He had striking blue eyes, and a gorgeous face to match. And his beard! Oh, if you were being honest, you would confess that you dreamt about what it would feel like for that beard to—

“Seriously? You’re wearing a Hawaiian shirt on a first date?” you teased as he sat across from you. 

He looked down, feigning confusion as he took in the bright red shirt adorned with white leaves. He looked back at you, tilting his head to the side, a smirk almost making its way across his face. “What? I like it.”

“I mean, you can like it, but you have to admit you look like you’re still trying to live out your frat bro days.”

Frank laughed, leaning back in his seat. “Who says I was in a frat?”

Just as you were about to respond, you looked towards the door, your heart nearly stopping in your chest as you saw two people walk in. When you caught his eye on accident, all you wanted to do was hide under the fucking table. Shit, what was he doing here? Did Andy know you were going to be here? Had you told him? And, if you had, did he find it fun to torture you by bringing Laurie with him?

God, she was gorgeous. You could understand why Andy liked her. Part of you felt like you could never compare. And it made you feel like a fool. Why would Andy be interested in you when he had someone like her by his side? Had you deluded yourself into thinking this was something more than it was? 

You tried to swallow your anxieties, focus back on the conversation with Frank, and said, “You just have that sort of look. If I was a betting woman, I’d say that you were the type of guy who’d run around with a bunch of other drunk guys wearing tacky Hawaiian shirts, chanting Alpha Alpha Alpha or whatever your frat’s name was.”

His smirk was on full show now. He looked you up and down, a teasing lilt in his voice as he said, “So, what I’m hearing is, is that you think I’m an Alpha.”

You couldn’t help but laugh, shaking your head at him. You weren’t sure what came over you, but you couldn’t stop yourself from saying, “You know, I’m not fully convinced. I think you’ll have to show me.”

“Teddy didn’t tell me how funny you are.”

“Well, I’m an unappreciated comedian.” You took a sip of the martini you had ordered while you’d been waiting for him to arrive. “Forgive me if I’m being too forward, but I do what your honest answer here. I’m too…busy to have to try and play games. What is it that you’re expecting out of this date? Just a night of fun, something serious, something in between?”

It was what you wanted to say to Andy. To try and figure out what it was he wanted. But, every time you tried, you got all tongue-tied, forgot what you were saying, would make a fool out of yourself. You were already so caught up in trying to figure him out, you didn’t want to have to deal with another man doing the same. You needed someone in your life to be upfront about their intentions. 

“What? You think I look like the kind of guy to fuck and chuck?”

“It goes with the frat bro persona,” you said. “If it is, I don’t care. I just don’t want to deal with being led on. Honestly, I’d be fine with that. I need to blow off steam.”

“And there’s no better way to blow off steam than a good lay,” Frank chuckled. “Well, I’ll be honest now, I’m usually the one night stand kind of guy.”

“But?” you said, sensing he had more to say.

“I have a proposition. I’m also in need of blowing off steam. You have no idea how annoying it is to read undergraduate papers for a career. Especially for intro-level classes. You’re a law student, so I can only imagine the kind of pressure you’re under. So, why don’t we help each other out? On a…semi-regular basis?”

You raised a brow. “What, are you suggesting we be friends with benefits?”

“Well, it’s not often that you run into a smart, beautiful, funny woman who’s fine with keeping things casual. So, what do you say?”

“I—” You looked across the room, eyes meeting with Andy as Laurie got up from their table, going down the hall to the bathroom. You almost wanted to say no. To continue living the deluded fantasy that maybe he could be yours. But, you also knew that that might never happen. And you had a handsome, smart, funny man right in front of you who was actually interested in having some sort of relationship with you. And you liked him too! So, you looked back at Frank and said, “Why don’t we get out of here and give it a test run? Wanna see what I’m working with before I commit to anything.”

“I like the way you think. Your place or mine?”

“Let’s go with yours. Wanna see if the frat bro lifestyle continues into your home.”

“But, before we go, I got a question for you.”

You tilted your head. “Yeah, sure, go for it.”

“Who’s the guy you keep looking at?”

Your face felt like it was on fire. You hadn’t thought it was obvious. “He’s…I don’t know. Someone I’m interested in.”

“But he’s with someone else.” When you nodded, Frank asked, “Wanna make him jealous?”

“I don’t know how good it will do,” you said. 

“Well, consider it the preview for tonight’s show,” he said, reaching over, cupping your face with his hands. “Tell me to stop if you want me to.”

“I don’t want you to stop.” And, oddly, you meant it. 

And when he leaned in, his lips connecting with yours, fitting together like it was almost meant to be—not quite, but close enough—you didn’t want to stop. And when he pulled away, his smirk returning to his face, you wanted to pull him back down, to tell him to kiss you like that again. 

Instead, though, you said, “Let’s get out of here.”

He got up, and then you, his hand resting on the small of your back as he led you out of the bar. You walked past Andy’s table, Laurie still gone, and, if you thought about it enough, you’d admit that few things brought you greater joy than seeing Andy giving Frank the harshest glare he could muster. 

Perhaps, you thought, Andy did care. 

Going to the bookstore was one of your favorite things to do. You loved browsing the shelves, in search of the next story you could dive headfirst into. It was one of the few things that brought you peace. And, nowadays, it felt like it was the only thing you could do without feeling like you were being watched. 

You were mostly healed from your concussion. It had been a relatively mild one, so it took only a few weeks for you to feel normal again. And, now that you could read without feeling like your head was going to explode, you wanted to treat yourself to some new books.

Besides, it wasn’t only the fact that you were healed from a concussion that was cause for celebration. Ever since Jensen blocked Andy’s emails, his correspondence had stopped. No more flowers, no emails. No attempts to call or text. It was like he had vanished. And, though you had reason to doubt that he was actually leaving you alone, you had lived long enough to know to celebrate the small victories when they came. 

So, you found yourself in the romance section. If you couldn’t live a perfect romance, at least you could read one. You could pretend that the main character was you, and that someone truly loved you and would never hurt you, and that all that mattered was that you and your significant other loved each other. That that would be enough. 

It was a far flung dream, you had to admit. Life had continuously showed you that such romantic notions were fruitless. That no man could ever love you for you. That they would always want something else. To use and use and use until you couldn’t give anymore. To mold you into the perfect person for them. Because who you are would never be enough. 

Except, if you were honest, you would always give love another chance. 

As you grabbed a book off the shelf, flipping it over to read the summary, you were joined by another. You looked up, smiling without meaning to as you looked at Jensen. He had a big grin on his face, his arms full of Pop! Figures and sci-fi novels. He almost looked like a kid in the candy store. 

“Hey, teach!” he said. 

“Hey Jensen. How are you?”

“I’m good, I’m great! How are—oh, do you like…Ice Planet Barbarians?” Jensen asked, looking at the book in your hands.

You smirked ever so slightly, placing the book back on the shelf, deciding to see how much you could tease him until he breaks. “I’m actually more into orcs.”

“I’m an orc!” Jensen blurted out. His face flushed, turning a pretty cherry red as he mumbled, “In DND, I mean. I play an orc in DND…You know what, I’ll just go.”

“No, wait,” you said, grabbing his hand. “I wanna hear more about DND. I’ve always wanted to play, but all my friends are the stuffy lawyer type. I always feel like I’m a law student again when I talk to them. I’d much rather be playing an RPG.”

His eyes lit up. It almost looked like it was Christmas morning and he’d been gifted a PS5. “Really? ‘Cause the people I play with are about to start a new campaign next month, and I’m sure they wouldn’t mind you joining!”

“Tell you what, I’ll join the campaign on the conditions that you help me make my character and you tell me more about your orc character, yeah?”

His smile grew, practically stretching from ear-to-ear. “It’s a deal.”

“So, how about I get my things, and you get yours, then we head down to that little cafe on the corner and you tell me all about your character?”

“Yeah, I’d like that.”

Not long after, you and Jensen walked out of the store, Jensen insisting on carrying both your bag and his. He was telling a joke, explaining something stupid that had happened during the last DND campaign, but as you walked down the street with him, you could hardly focus, no matter how much you wanted to. 

Because, when you looked across the street, you could’ve sworn you saw someone duck down an alleyway. Someone who looked just Andy Barber.

“You alright, teach?” Jensen asked. “You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

“I-I think I might have.”