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today's bug thing is this beetle cardigan by dr.beetle on instagram!

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At dinner a random night

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Bruce: *starts to glow* Hn

Batfam: ????

Dick: A-are you okay Bruce?

Bruce: Yes, it seems as though the contract I made with… a certain demon is coming into affect

Jason: The what that you made with a what now?

Bruce: Yes, I’ll have to go and complete the task.

Tim: What the fuck? How did that sound come out of your mouth? Why did it sound like that?

Bruce: *stands up* I’ll be back in a few days. Damian, make sure to complete your homework. The rest of you… try not to make too much chaos

Damian: Father, we await your arrival. Be safe

Bruce: *nods grimly before leaving*

Jason: … What the fuck?

Dick: I… I feel like this has happened before. I can’t remember

Tim: How the hell do you not remember shit like this happening before?

Dick: Shut up! I had a strange childhood… then we were basically estranged. It’s been some time, okay?

Damian: There is no need for you imbeciles to worry, Father will be victorious

Tim: That is definitely not the reason why we’re worried…

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Damian: "Grayson, what are you staring at?"

Dick: "Sh!"

Tim: "Leave him be, D. He's emotional."

Damian: "Over what?"

Dick, staring at the two quiet figures in front of them: "Would you believe that? Jason and Bruce existing in the same space and not throwing a tantrum, but actually behaving like two adults? They're even working together at the same desk. Unbelievable."

Damian: "Wait, has father just ruffled Todd's hair?"

Dick: "And he didn’t even punched him back! I'm so proud of how far they both have come. *sniff* Now we could all be one happy family."

Damiam: *looking absolutely bewildered, gazing up at Tim who just shrugs*

Tim: "Give them 15 minutes."

Damian: "12."

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Jason: "Bruce. Bruce WHERE IS MY PEN?"

Bruce: "Y-your pen, Jason?"

Jason: "Oh my god. You don't even remember it. My pen, Bruce. My personalized red and golden Montblanc you gifted me for my 14th birthday. I left it here, where is it? You threw it away, didn't you? LIKE YOU DID WITH ANY REGARD YOU EVER HAD FOR ME AND MY FEELINGS? DID YOU FORGET I WAS YOUR SON TOO? WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO LOVE ME?"

Dick: "Damn! We got so close."

Tim: "And that'd be 10 minutes and 35 seconds."

Damian: "-TT- Pay up, Drake."

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Just the BatFam forgetting that Damian has a grandfather who was not obsessed with him on Bruce's side of the family.

Alfred: Everytime I see Master Damian, he always reminds me of his grandfather.

Dick, scowling: Ra's?

Alfred: ...You do know Master Wayne existed, right?

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Alfred, after knowing about Damian volunteering at hospitals: Master Damian really takes after his grandfather. Maybe one day he'll be a doctor too.

Jason, sputtering: Since when does the Demon Head Ra's al Ghul care about healthcare?

Alfred: I don't know, but I do know Thomas Wayne did.

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Alfred: Master Damian once mentioned he wanted to become like his grandfather.

Cass: ...Didn't he talk about how much he hated Ra's before?

Alfred: Sighs.

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Alfred: What do you think of Master Damian entering the healthcare industry like his grandfather?

Tim, screeching: NO!

Alfred: ...

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Alfred: Master Damian has his grandfather's face, doesn't he?

Bruce, squinting: Ra's...? No... not really. Well, not to me.

Alfred: I meant your father, Master Bruce. Have you forgotten that Master Damian is your biological son?

Bruce: ...Oh shit.

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Jason: *Picking up his helmet from the work station*

Tim, sitting down in front of the batcomputer with an intricate box: Do you think Bruce would forgive me if I kill someone right now.

Jason: ....What the hell Tim?

Tim: *looks at Jason* I am contemplating, quite seriously.

Jason: *concerned but trying to be supportive because he wants to be better as a big brother* I could help you hide it?

Tim: It can't be hidden, it's Ra's

Jason: *alarmed* You want to kill RA'S????

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a reminder

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Outlive the motherfucker. That's what you're going to do. Survive and thrive out of sheer spite if necessary. Live for the day that nature takes it's course and you wake up in a world that no longer has them in it.

Apply where applicable. Repeat as necessary.

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Your twitchy and unsteady hands are NOT from an excessive consumption of sugar and caffiene. You come from a bloodline that traces back to mighty sorcerers, your nerves are less suited for activities like surgery and more for the swift and sporadic movements needed to cast spells.

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Bruce: Who the fuck added me to a group chat?

Alfred: Language, Master Bruce.

Dick: Yea! Watch your fuckin language!

Jason: Ok, who taught Dick the fuck word?

Stephanie: ‘The fuck word’.

Tim: You guys say the f word all the time..

Dick: Oh, my god, he censored it.

Stephanie: Say fuck, Tim.

Jason: Do it, Replacement. Say fuck.

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

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So, you like The Beatles, huh? Why is that? ‘Cause my dad does.

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Coach Beard and Henry Lasso Ted Lasso 3.08

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clark is dating lois lane, but he also had a crush with their CEO, bruce wayne.

like- okaay his boyfriend may be blushing at the CEO's flirty comments, or getting a little too excited to interview the bruce wayne.

but she can't comment since bruce is always his number two, and she always comes first. if she needs something, he would do anything for her, but if she didn't need him? he would just wagging his tail to the Wayne's.

dinner cancelled?

clark: It's okay, I'm invited to Wayne's manor dinner anyway.

date cancelled?

clark: No worries, I'm babysitting mini Waynes today— Dick, no!! don't do that again for the love of god, and Tim! Jesus, don't eat dry nesquick!

movie date cancelled?

clark: well, i could use the ticket to watch it with Dick or Bruce. just tell me when you have free time later.

with wayne this, wayne that, lois kinda fed up with it and decided it's not good for her mentally and physically. she decided to just be friends again, and it's kinda worked. clark is looking down, for sure, but like weeks later, he's doing fine and getting better. he's keeping good touch with lois as a friend.

and a few months later, clark, who never has any rings around his fingers, suddenly has one. and it's easy to guess who it is by the kids around him.

Jason, on clarks's shoulder, hissing everyone that come near him.

Jason: *hisses* don't touch my dad!

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Bro things

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growing numbers of the glowy-eyed Wayne’s AND Tim and Dick sneaking out: