#I quote that on the regular

[the-halfling-prince]

I have a Photoshop certification (probably still I honestly don't know if and/or when those expire) and I only use my powers for designing Boy Meets World tee shirts for redbubble

[dailyeohkakyoin]

the crusaders do have a healer.

they don't like to talk about it.

[lizardkingeliot]

—Anne Rice, Interview with the Vampire

[intermundia]

[Anakin's] scar, of course, was Lucas's idea. "I just put it there," Lucas said. "I think Anakin got it slipping in the bathtub, but of course, he's not going to tell anybody that."

nobody says "Darth Vader's actually a pathetic cringefail loser asshole and always has been" more than George Lucas lmao everyone took the scary evil space wizard he made sooooo seriously and he was like "no..... the people must understand...... the true Anakin Skywalker behind the mask is just a regular guy who sucks"

[krysmcscience]

Saw this post and couldn't resist because,

1.) @tesscourtes' human!Bill is a lil cutie-patootie menace that I very badly wanted to draw, and,

2.) I have a - M I G H T Y - N E E D - for any version of human!Bill to find any way he possibly can to annoy Ford a whole lot :D

Also, 3.) I like to headcanon that Bill's knowledge in The Sciences is mostly limited to 'Ways I Can Make A Really Cool Doomsday Portal', and everything else he knows is just a slapdash mix of the stuff he remembers from whatever schooling he went through on Euclydia, a whole awful lot of lucky guesses (which he WILL gaslight you about if you tell him he's wrong), and - naturally - conning all the rest of the answers he needs out of any more educated saps who are unfortunate enough to be around him at the time (answers which he will then proceed to take credit for), so as far as I'm concerned, this "outfit" is perfect for him.

Ignore the shitty backgrounds, I am sick to death of doing backgrounds, I just want to draw goofy shenanigans, okay???

[incorrect-upon-a-witchlight]

Kremy: That was so hot, Gid.

Gideon: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Kremy: I'm so in love with you.

[canisalbus]

um

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[incorrectfatui]

Dottore: *dies*  Signora: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!  Crucabena: Bullshit. One month.  Pierro: Nah, half a month.  Pantalone, new to the Fatui, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DOTTORE JUST DIED!  Columbina, scratching chin in thought: One week.

[joyfuladorable]

2k3 things that always make me laugh Part 1/?

Mikey and Don's response to Leo's sick burn on Raph in S1E1. Like Seriously. These two were just Oozing shitty younger bro energy I Love Them 🤣

[kvetchinglyneurotic]

my wildly impractical idea is that ao3 should have an annotate feature. leaving a comment at the end of the fic isn't enough. i want to read a fic and then give it back with my line by line reactions scribbled all over it

[redacted-vibes]

Lasko rn

[lovethytendytenderly]

The Take Over, the Breaks Over // an edit a day til penguins hockey, a countdown (day 25)

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[celaenaeiln]

Bruce: *sees a motorcade come up on his right* *ignores*

Timmy in the back eying the group suspiciously: ….

*tapping on glass*

Dick: B, there’s someone tapping on my side.

Bruce: Don’t roll the window down they could be-

Dick: *already rolling the window down* *GASP* ROMMEY?! ROMMEY! ROMMEY!!

A 45 yr old grizzled man with a smoker’s voice, nicknamed Rommey by Dick: heya Dickie, how it’s going kiddo.

Dick: ROMMEY IM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

Another motorbiker with a full claw scar down his face: what about the rest of us, kid? Forget about us?

Dick: MANES! DERRICKA! IZZY!!

Derrick-I take down mercenaries for fun but let a kid I like call me DERRICKA-Rolan: You little shit, why’d we not hear from you after you fucked off to neverland huh?!

Isabella-what? Someone went missing? I had nothing to do with it, it’s total coincidence that I hated him-Hodges: Maybe he doesn’t like us, Der. That right, Dickie?

Dick: *flabbergasted* No!! It’s a long story! After I left I ran out of gas and then some girl crashed into my bike and sent it flying off the cliff but I dove off it first and then I had to walk to the nearest motel on bare feet because I gave her my shoes and then I met this half bear half man and I’ll be pleased to tell you that it was a beary bearable encounter once he got his bearings hahahahaha- *progressively climbing out of the car as the story goes on*

Bruce: Dick! Get back in the car! *having one hand on the steering wheel and grabbing the back of his shirt with the other to keep his wayward son from falling out*

Dick: Wait- *accidently twisting too far and nearly braining himself on the speeding asphalt*

Rommey: DICK!

Bruce: DICK!

Rommey, Derricka, Izzy, and Manes: *grabbing the front half to prevent Dick from becoming like two-face*

Bruce: *letting go of the wheel to grab Dick’s bottom half for the same reason*

Tim: *high pitched screaming from the back* DICK! Tₕₑ Wₕₑₑₗ! ₜₕₑ Wₕₑₑₗ!!!

Bruce: *struggling to pull his son in while the motorcade struggles to pull him out to sit on a bike thus leading to Dick hanging in limbo out the window of a car going 80mph on a freeway* GRAB THE WHEEL TIM

Tim: *sacrificing a few ribs on the edge of the front car seat* IM TRYING! I CANT REACH THE CRUISE CONTROL AND DONT LEAN BACK AND OH MY GOD SIGN POST! SIGN POST! THE POST! THE POSSSTTTTT!!!

Dick, Bruce, Tim, and motorcade: *furious screaming and shouting and panicking*

*2 hours later*

*Arriving at the manor*

Jason: damn what happened to you lot, you look like you went through hell and back.

Bruce and Tim: *drained, pale-faced, messy, sweating, and heaving*

Dick: *a curl of hair falling elegantly into his shining eyes* I just had the time of my life, Jay!

Jason who is well acquainted with Dick’s “Time of the life”s: ah. My condolences.

Tim: Never again. *flopping on the ground and cater-pilling his way up the stairs*

Damian: Father, this is such disgraceful attire! Fix yourself at once, mother would be embarrassed by such a visage! What in holy reincarnation have you been doing?!

Bruce: Never again, Dick.

Dick: it’s nothing Dami, they were just helping me.

Damian: Father, I am ashamed of you. Why must you devolve to such a state when you assist Grayson, he is perfectly capable of extraordinary feats without your input. I suggest you refrain from interfering with his success again.

Bruce:

Bruce: Damian, you-

Dick: Bruce. *smiling pleasantly*

Jason: *immediately sneaking off*

Bruce’s life momentarily flashing before his eyes: …..nothing. Go finish your homework. *trudging off to whine to Alfred about how no one’s gonna believe him*

Dick: *sincerely* what a great day! 😊

[gr3ml1ngu7z]

Back with my owlapple agenda +mammon☝️

Also added my fav bits from the comic (pls tumbler don’t kill the quality🙏)

[beefcake-penguin]

Kara: answering the phone in a beefsnesslike (beefcake businesslike) tone "Hello? 😐"

Alex: "Hey Kara! Um… am I interrupting something?"

Kara: still with the same beefishly focused tone "N-no… 😐"

Alex: suspicious "Well… what are you up to, then? 🤨"

Kara: beefishly casual "Oh, just ravishing my beloved wife. 😐"

Lena: in the background "hi alex! 😊"

Alex: mortified "Rav- wha- you mean you're- 😟😨 Kara! Why the hell are you answering the phone if you're 'doing the do' with Lena?!"

Kara: beefter-of-factly (beefcake matter-of-factly) "I've been told I'm an excellent multi-tasker. 😏"

Alex: disgusted "Ugh… just let the call go to voicemail. Please!"

Kara: beefpologetic (beefcake apologetic) "Okay… 😔"

Alex: hangs up and waits a full ten minutes before calling back "don'tpickup-don'tpickup-don'tpickup…"

~ Kara's voicemail activates ~

Alex: "Thank god…"

Kara's voicemail message: "Hello. 😐 You've reached Editor-in-Beef (beefcake Editor-in-Chief) of CatCo Media and occasional Super-edGirl, Kara Zor-El Luthor-Danvers. 😐 I'm unable to answer the phone at the moment, likely because I'm currently ravishing my beloved wife-"

Alex: throwing her phone across the room "UGH!!! 😫"

[jjoneechan]

Evil Art Style Challenge ft c!Dream

"You looking for something?"

Based on this prompt and here where my rules!