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Columbina: Sandy!! Do you wanna go celebrate with me?  Sandrone: Damselette, you know I can't be seen in public with you.  Columbina: Columbina: Okay.. a "no" would have been fine...

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Pulcinella: Now, Tartaglia, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay?  Scaramouche: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.

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All the columbina content- i must have died and gone to heaven

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screaming crying throwing up hello sandrone and columbina, welcome back scaramouche

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more quotes soon, i promise, i just have 3 research papers, a presentation, an excavation and artfight to do so I'm really busy T_T

so my prof wants to discuss everyone's research paper in person this time around. That's...not technically a problem but it does mean I'm going to have to verbally explain to him who Sasori and Scaramouche are

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I‘m allowe to write my term paper about Scaramouche but now I have to figure out how ro cite genshin impact 🥲

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tfw they just drop all 4 shades AND Columbina on a random wednesday??

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Pantalone: You're ugly.  Sandrone: Tone indicator?  Pantalone: Oh I'm sorry! You're ugly. /srs

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incorrectfatui do you fw chiscara

I personall ship Scaramouche and Sandrone, but yeah Chiscara is fine too! Actually one of my mutuals is a big fan lmao. I do have a few chiscara quotes here, mostly because their personalities work very well for a lot of them xD

Besides, I'm mostly of the ship-and-let-ship opinion, even if I dislike a ship (like I'm not the biggest Chiluc fan), I won't ever really hate on it. I include all kinds of ships here, whether I ship them (Scaradrone, Arlebina, Crucattore, etc) or not. You can suggest stuff too if you like!

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Scaramouche: I’m terrible at expressing myself.  Nahida: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words :D Scaramouche: Yes, but my actions are also bad.

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Dottore: Hey do you wanna hang out this weekend?  Pantalone: Generic excuse.  Dottore: I can’t believe you said that out loud, to my face.  Pantalone: I can.

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Arlecchino: Do you even know what an amulet is?  Childe: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!  Arlecchino: those are omelettes.  Childe: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

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Sandrone: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why the Fair Lady made me get tested.

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Scaramouche: Listen. The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. No need for weird curses or body modifications or anything. Just refuse to die. There you go.  Childe: But how-  Scaramouche: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

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Columbina: Amazing! Doctor, youre just like Sherlock Homeless!  Dottore: HOLMES! IT'S HOLMES!

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*after discussing a plan*  Scaramouche: Does anyone have any questions?  Arlecchino: Is this legal?  Scaramouche: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

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MERMAID SCARAMOUCHE. for @neighborhood_dirt_lord’s 2025 Genshin Impact Mermay Collab on Instagram.

The jellyfish hat is an idea I’ve had for him FOREVERRRR, so I’m overjoyed to have gotten the opportunity to finally bring it to life. Thank you so much for having me and trusting me with this little guy!!!!