#my posts! 💪🏼🐧

[beefcake-penguin]

SCREAM!!! NEW GRACIE COMMISSION JUST DROPPED!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I BEEFPEAT (beefcake repeat): THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

In which Lena is her typical, workaholic self but she can always count on her beloved beeftonian (beefcake kryptonian) wife to burrito her up when beefcessary (beefcake necessary). 😍🥰

Look at themmmmm... sooo adorable. Gracie always comes through with the Chibicorp goodness!!! 🥰

Gracie also has a ko-fi and she just started a patreon, so there are all sorts of ways you can support this wonderful artist and get a Chibicorp commission (or a commission of beefqual (beefcake equal) adorableness) of your very own!

[beefcake-penguin]

hello I am bothering you with questions and statements!!

you are amazing. how are you doing this evening? (or whatever timezone)

Ough! Beefthering (beefcake bothering) me?! With beefstions (beefcake questions) and beefments (beefcake statements)?! My friend... my broski... my beefrade (beefcake comrade)... how could such a thing from you ever be a beefther (beefcake bother)? 🐧❤🐧 *penguin hug*

To answer your beefstion: I just cooked me up some of my beefmous (beefcake famous) taco-stuffed bell peppers and my tendency to overdo it on the cooking batch means I will have leftovers all weekend! The beefy gods have smiled on me! 💪🏼🐧

[beefcake-penguin]

So what makes someone a beefcake vs a himbo? (Both gender neutral)

Hmmm... excellent question! 💪🏼🤔 I hadn't really thought about it... but I guess I kind of use them beefterchangeably (beefcake interchangeably), don't I? 💪🏼😅 I suppose I consider them beefnonyms (beefcake synonyms) 💪🏼🐧

[beefcake-penguin]

Tagged by my beloved moot: @occidentaltourist (Thanks broski ✊🏼🥺) and instructed to tag 9 people i want to know better Last Song(s): A Change is Gonna Come by Sam Cooke - Tap Water Drinking by Lewis del Mar - Jesus Christ by Brand New - Sour Breath by Julien Baker - Forever by Breaking Benjamin (I'm givin' y'all my most beefcent (beefcake recent) top 5 ✊🏼😐) Currently Watching: Scavengers Reign (incredible animation. A masterpiece. Nothing else like it) Three ships: SUPERCORP!!! Scully and Mulder (my beloveds ✊🏼🥺) and… Avatrice 🥺 (i wuv them!) Favorite color: Green 💪🏼🟢 Currently consuming: Chicharrón empanadas 🤤 First ship: Scully and Mulder (my beloveds ✊🏼🥺) Relationship status: alone but beefcepting (beefcake accepting) of it ✊🏼😔 Last movie: Poor Things (3rd time I've rewatched it) and The Zone of Interest (as a Jew, it was truly one of the most haunting movies I've ever seen in my life) Currently working on: another 'corp fic I'll never publish because of my beefxiety (beefcake anxiety) ✊🏼😔

Tagging (no pressure, my beloveds moots ✊🏼🥺) @pinkjover @goldrushgold @katiemcgrathisdaddyaf @appropriatelystupid @ostropest @fazedlight @lonelydiary @dragomirkingsman @valdier and any of my other beloved moots who would like to beefticipate (beefcake participate) 💪🏼🐧

[beefcake-penguin]

Important question, are you more like Lena of Kara?

Hey friend! What a beefcellent (beefcake excellent) question! 💪🏼😀

I would have to say I am more like the beef, the myth, the legend: Kara Zor-El Danvers. Beef of cake. Dumb of ass. Butch-coded. Guilty of frequent dorktrocities (dorky atrocities). Like to bridal carry pretty femmes in my beeftective (beefcake protective) arms. Carry a deep sadness within me under my goofy beefçade (beefcake façade) but try to stay beeftimistic (beefcake optimistic) and hopeful.

[beefcake-penguin]

new friend, i believe "rizz" is what the kids are calling charisma these days, so yes basically it's what we used to call game

Everyday we stray further from god's light ✊🏼😔

I'm calling it "beefrisma" (beefcake charisma) and that's FINAL! 😤

[beefcake-penguin]

i always like to go thru and read the tags on supercorp posts and your different variations of combining words with the word "beef" always make me laugh a little bit, please never change haha

Ough! I'm so glad you like my beefixes (beefcake prefixes), anon! It always makes me happy to hear some of my silliness made someone else laugh 🥹 I promise you I will never change and you will always have some beefsense (beefcake nonsense) of mine to look forward to! 💪🏼🐧

[beefcake-penguin]

9 favorite films that I watched for the first time in 2023 | tagged by @occidentaltourist (thank you, my friend! ✊🏼🥺 🐧❤🐧)

In no beefticular (beefcake particular) order:

The Holdovers - A really heartwarming movie. Saw this one with my mom and we both really enjoyed it. Can't recommend this one enough!

Asteroid City - I love Wes Anderson's films and this is my favorite of his recent work. Great performances from the whole cast and a really interesting concept

Dream Scenario - Just such a wild premise, a great performance from Nic Cage and some surprisingly relevant social commentary. Would have been the biggest pleasant surprise of the year for me, had it not been for...

Godzilla Minus One - Biggest surprise of the year for me from a movie. Please go see this in theaters if you can. Surprisingly heartfelt movie. Really has no right being so good and it breaks my heart that some will just write this off as "another Godzilla movie"

When Evil Lurks - Just a truly WILD horror movie. Fair warning: NOT for the faint of heart.

Poor Things - There really isn't any movie like this one. A really wild ride. Beautiful looking set design, really creative shots, Emma Stone is brilliant, and it's a really great movie but be warned: there is some dark subject matter in this one.

The Boy and the Heron - Ghibli movies will generally always make my list. I'm a simple penguin: I let Hayao Miyazaki take me on another whimiscal, heartfelt, uplifting, and beautifully animated adventure and I will simply recommend it to anyone and everyone I see

Cobweb - Criminally underrated horror movie. An absolutely WILD performance from Lizzy Caplan and just a really fun horror movie to watch on a dark night. It's not an "elevated horror" film (whatever that means 🙄) but just a really fun, spooky experience

Killers of the Flower Moon - One of Scorsese's best movies, full stop. Really harrowing subject matter. Really upsetting at times. Never treated trivially and never feels exploitative. These are the types of stories of America's shameful past that absolutely need to be told and this is told with the respect that the subject matter deserves. Lily Gladstone is AMAZING.

Tagging: @katiemcgrathisdaddyaf @appropriatelystupid @pinkjover @thatgaypenguin @eh-justanaveragefan @fazedlight @ostropest @goldrushgold @valdier and anyone else who sees this post and wants to! Moots and non-moots my beloveds 🐧❤🐧

[beefcake-penguin]

hello neighbor, what kind of music do you like, or fave song at the moment? 🥰

Howdy there! I listen to all kinds of music! My sister was just making fun of me yesterday because a playlist of mine we were listening to transitioned from prog-rock to Wu-Tang to "Big Iron" by Marty Robbins and finished with The Beatles in what she called "the most mood-swing inducing songlist I've ever heard, you psychopath!" 🤣😂😅 I tried to explain to her that I contain beeftitudes (beefcake multitudes), but she still thinks I'm beefsane (beefcake insane) ✊🏼😔

However! I will say my all-time favorite band is Modest Mouse. And my current favorite song is "Thru" by Vallis Alps.

[beefcake-penguin]

🐧❤️‍🩹hi, i hope you have a good day

Ough! ✊🏼🥺 Thank you! I hope you have a nice day, too! Penguin-hug for you!

[beefcake-penguin]

Hi, have you always loved penguins, I mean since you were a kid? 😊 (My little nephew loves them so whenever I see them I think of him <3)

Hi!!! Yes, I have always adored penguins! One of the very first movies I was ever obsessed with as a wee young beefcake was Mary Poppins (1964). I loved the whole movie, but there were two things that always stuck out to young-me (according to my mom):

I boldy declared to my mom that Julie Andrews was going to be My Wife

The Dancing Penguins!!!

My mom noticed how enraptured I was with the penguins and so we went to the library and I checked out a stack of books on penguins that was taller than me (again, according to my mom. I was like... around 4 or 5 beefy years old) and I have been obsessed with them ever since! 💪🏼🐧❤

[beefcake-penguin]

It's "Think About Girl-Tummy" Thursday ✊🏼🥺

[beefcake-penguin]

I think i am developing a crush on you

✊🏼🥺 LOVE that for us!

[beefcake-penguin]

I LOVE to read your tags about supercorp, like I get so happy to see you reblog with the tags 😂

Ough! ✊🏼🥺 I'm so happy you like my frequently unhinged nonsense, anon! I always have a blast going feral for the 'corp in the tags of just about everything imaginable! 😂

Thank you for this nice message! I'm always happy to hear people like my tags 'n' such 💪🏼🐧