#moots my beloveds ✊🏼🥺

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Tagged by my beloved moot: @occidentaltourist (Thanks broski ✊🏼🥺) and instructed to tag 9 people i want to know better Last Song(s): A Change is Gonna Come by Sam Cooke - Tap Water Drinking by Lewis del Mar - Jesus Christ by Brand New - Sour Breath by Julien Baker - Forever by Breaking Benjamin (I'm givin' y'all my most beefcent (beefcake recent) top 5 ✊🏼😐) Currently Watching: Scavengers Reign (incredible animation. A masterpiece. Nothing else like it) Three ships: SUPERCORP!!! Scully and Mulder (my beloveds ✊🏼🥺) and… Avatrice 🥺 (i wuv them!) Favorite color: Green 💪🏼🟢 Currently consuming: Chicharrón empanadas 🤤 First ship: Scully and Mulder (my beloveds ✊🏼🥺) Relationship status: alone but beefcepting (beefcake accepting) of it ✊🏼😔 Last movie: Poor Things (3rd time I've rewatched it) and The Zone of Interest (as a Jew, it was truly one of the most haunting movies I've ever seen in my life) Currently working on: another 'corp fic I'll never publish because of my beefxiety (beefcake anxiety) ✊🏼😔

Tagging (no pressure, my beloveds moots ✊🏼🥺) @pinkjover @goldrushgold @katiemcgrathisdaddyaf @appropriatelystupid @ostropest @fazedlight @lonelydiary @dragomirkingsman @valdier and any of my other beloved moots who would like to beefticipate (beefcake participate) 💪🏼🐧

[beefcake-penguin]

Tagged by my broski-in-crime: @fazedlight Thank you for thinking of this beef-shaped penguin, broski! 💪🏼🥺💪🏼🐧

rules: shuffle your spotify 'on repeat' playlist and list the first ten songs

Thru - Vallis Alps

Brothers on a Hotel Bed - Death Cab for Cutie

Can I Kick It? - A Tribe Called Quest

California - The Lagoons

Blood Bank - Bon Iver

Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst - Kendrick Lamar

Sour Breath - Julien Baker

People As Places As People - Modest Mouse

Jesus Christ - Brand New

Blowin' in the Wind - Bob Dylan

No pressure tags for assorted pals:

@appropriatelystupid , @ninjacool89 , @dragomirkingsman , @hardcore-tea-drinker , @lonelydiary , @valdier , @tinywizardsuit , @goldrushgold , @unnaturalceilings , @occidentaltourist and any of my other be(ef)loved pals who see this and would like to share their tunes! 🐧❤🐧

Tagged by the wonderful @casualkoalatea! ❤️

rules: shuffle your spotify 'on repeat' playlist and list the first ten songs

Starlight by The Wailin’ Jennys

Ragdoll Princes & Junkyard Queens by Ante Duvekot

Bailando by Enrique Iglesias

Fireflies by Owl City

What About Us by Pink

Starstrukk by 3OH!3 & Katy Perry

50 Ways to Say Goodbye by Train

Cake by the Ocean by DNCE

Watching For Comets by Skillet

Boston by Augustana

No-pressure tags for @beefcake-penguin @nottawriter @katiemcgrathisdaddyaf @kitch3nw3nch @makicarn @waytooinvested @rustingcat @theredcapeofk @thatonebirdwrites and anyone else who'd like to do this!

[beefcake-penguin]

💜✨SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING💜🤩

Ough! Thank you, my friend!

✊🏼🥺

[beefcake-penguin]

new friend, i believe "rizz" is what the kids are calling charisma these days, so yes basically it's what we used to call game

Everyday we stray further from god's light ✊🏼😔

I'm calling it "beefrisma" (beefcake charisma) and that's FINAL! 😤

[beefcake-penguin]

Beefending (beefishly sending) you hugs now

Ough! Hugs beefceived (beefcake received) and beefpreciated (beefcake appreciated) my friend ✊🏼🥺 💪🏼🥺 ✊🏼🥰 💪🏼🥰

[beefcake-penguin]

Happy birthday!!! 🎂 🙂

Ough! I'm gonna cry 🥹 Thank you, broski ✊🏼🥺

[beefcake-penguin]

hello neighbor, what kind of music do you like, or fave song at the moment? 🥰

Howdy there! I listen to all kinds of music! My sister was just making fun of me yesterday because a playlist of mine we were listening to transitioned from prog-rock to Wu-Tang to "Big Iron" by Marty Robbins and finished with The Beatles in what she called "the most mood-swing inducing songlist I've ever heard, you psychopath!" 🤣😂😅 I tried to explain to her that I contain beeftitudes (beefcake multitudes), but she still thinks I'm beefsane (beefcake insane) ✊🏼😔

However! I will say my all-time favorite band is Modest Mouse. And my current favorite song is "Thru" by Vallis Alps.

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9 favorite films that I watched for the first time in 2023 | tagged by @occidentaltourist (thank you, my friend! ✊🏼🥺 🐧❤🐧)

In no beefticular (beefcake particular) order:

The Holdovers - A really heartwarming movie. Saw this one with my mom and we both really enjoyed it. Can't recommend this one enough!

Asteroid City - I love Wes Anderson's films and this is my favorite of his recent work. Great performances from the whole cast and a really interesting concept

Dream Scenario - Just such a wild premise, a great performance from Nic Cage and some surprisingly relevant social commentary. Would have been the biggest pleasant surprise of the year for me, had it not been for...

Godzilla Minus One - Biggest surprise of the year for me from a movie. Please go see this in theaters if you can. Surprisingly heartfelt movie. Really has no right being so good and it breaks my heart that some will just write this off as "another Godzilla movie"

When Evil Lurks - Just a truly WILD horror movie. Fair warning: NOT for the faint of heart.

Poor Things - There really isn't any movie like this one. A really wild ride. Beautiful looking set design, really creative shots, Emma Stone is brilliant, and it's a really great movie but be warned: there is some dark subject matter in this one.

The Boy and the Heron - Ghibli movies will generally always make my list. I'm a simple penguin: I let Hayao Miyazaki take me on another whimiscal, heartfelt, uplifting, and beautifully animated adventure and I will simply recommend it to anyone and everyone I see

Cobweb - Criminally underrated horror movie. An absolutely WILD performance from Lizzy Caplan and just a really fun horror movie to watch on a dark night. It's not an "elevated horror" film (whatever that means 🙄) but just a really fun, spooky experience

Killers of the Flower Moon - One of Scorsese's best movies, full stop. Really harrowing subject matter. Really upsetting at times. Never treated trivially and never feels exploitative. These are the types of stories of America's shameful past that absolutely need to be told and this is told with the respect that the subject matter deserves. Lily Gladstone is AMAZING.

Tagging: @katiemcgrathisdaddyaf @appropriatelystupid @pinkjover @thatgaypenguin @eh-justanaveragefan @fazedlight @ostropest @goldrushgold @valdier and anyone else who sees this post and wants to! Moots and non-moots my beloveds 🐧❤🐧

[beefcake-penguin]

Tag Game

I was tagged by @appropriatelystupid (thank you, broski ✊🏼🥺) so here are my answers:

Three Ships: SUPERCORP!!! The 'corp will always have me in a stranglehold ✊🏼😔 Also Bubbline and Korrasami. I wuv them 🥰

First Ship: Scully and Mulder, my beloveds 🥺

Last Song: Unreal, Unearth… the whole damn album; also been obsessed with the song "Blood Bank" by Bon Iver

Last Movie: Talk To Me. One of the best horror movies to come out in recent years, in my beefish/penguinish opinion

Currently Reading:

Non-fiction: "The Four Agreements" by Don Miguel Ruiz

Fiction: "Someone Who Will Love You in all Your Damaged Glory" by Raphael Bob-Waksberg

Currently Playing:

Hunt: Showdown

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Connie and Julie, my beloveds ✊🏼🥺)

Lies of P (Bloodborne-clone, my beloved ✊🏼🥺)

Resident Evil 4 Remake- Separate Ways dlc (Ada Wong, my beloved ✊🏼🥺)

Currently Watching: about to embark on my annual Cowboy Bebop rewatch (Faye Valentine, my beloved ✊🏼🥺); also watching Only Murders in the Building

Currently Consuming: Pizza! 🤤

Currently Craving: Seafood! 🤤

People I'd like to know better: all of my moots (my beloveds) ✊🏼🥺

Anyone who sees this and wants to play: pretend that I tagged you! 😅