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I just want to add and verify her claims ✋🏼😌 because we talked about Porter for so long after his first 2 videos and BOOM @darling-solaire had nailed Porter's whole character background and his arc, little did i know at the time that shes LITERALLY Erik because he starts putting out one video after the other of the stuff she talked about from the start.
Every Porter video I tune in to I am forced remember when I experienced what I can now only assume was a vision of the future after his introduction video because I literally said like half the shit from his storyline after that first two audios and then subsequently after that I just kept building on those initial thoughts
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Babe and Asher in wolf form
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted.txt#redacted asher#asher talbot#redacted babe#ikarus approves
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Thinking about how Porter is never going to be able to claim Treasure the way Vincent claimed Lovely.
When Vincent marked his claim on Lovely, it came from a position of power, from the crown of house Solaire itself. Lovely was now guarded by almost impenetrable castle walls.
But Porter? Porter’s the one doing the guarding of those walls. He's the one sent out into the wild to do the house's dirty work. He has no room inside the castle, he's the sword and shield keeping it safe.
To claim Treasure would be to signal to any and every vampire house in the vicinity that Porter Solaire had a weakness, an unempowered, human weakness. Instead of protecting them, it would put a target on their back. Attacking the blade's lover destabilises the blade, which paves the way to attack the crown.
Wondering if Porter would choose them or the clan.
Wondering if Porter resents Vincent for not having to choose.
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Literally made my day
“Angel it’s too tight…”
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I come baring gifts (and arms)
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted solaire clan#redacted.pic#sam collins#redacted darlin
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here’s a friendly and gentle reminder that:
that scar on asher’s abdomen will never heal over. the gash left by the shade was so deep and merciless, the damaged nerves trapped beneath the mangled tissue still deliver sharp, stabbing sensations from time to time. on the outside, asher will just wince, but his mind relives the event from start to finish in milliseconds.
milo’s motion sickness is worse. that is, if he had it to begin with. sweetheart is confident that he didn’t, but their partner refuses to link his churning stomach on long car rides or bumpy roads back to that day he brought down the ward. just thinking back to the moment he was conscious and trying to gasp for air makes him…it makes him sick.
david’s ears still ring with grueling screams. he hears them everywhere, even when they aren’t on his mind. police sirens, the jingle of his car keys, even the church bells at his wedding. the last one he will never let angel know about, but they saw it in his eyes that day. they know.
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You guys have missed something incredibly important.
We all know/accept that Milo and sweetheart are the best dressed of the pack. Always dressed to the nines for any event.
Vincent gave us an insight to the type of attire worn to the annual summit.
We never found out what Milo and sweetheart wore to the summit. We didn't get to find see what the pack wore. Did Vincent/Sam tell them? Did they give them a dress code to help them?? I NEED TO KNOW
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted.txt#redacted solaire clan#vincent solaire#milo greer#redacted sweetheart#redacted milo#redacted vincent#ikarus approves
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✩‧₊˚ Redacted HC’s ✩‧
Part 3: Anton and Love
Anton is good at carving. When he was younger and bored he’d take a pocket knife to a log of wood and carve something out of it
The first thing his made Love was a hummingbird.
They have it on their bedside, the rest of the carvings live happily on their windowsill
They both have the most wonderful hair. Thick and shiny.
They go shopping at farmers markets a lot and get their eggs from a family that have chickens.
Love is very environmentally aware and is very creative in how they re-use things
They went to school together but didn’t date til later
Anton had the biggest crush on them
They have wind chimes and beaded doorways in their house
Love has befriended and feeds all of the pigeons by their house because ‘the little guys always get left out’
Love has the most beautiful freckles
Anton thinks about them often but doesn’t speak to the people he works with about them, only Asset on a few occasions
They slow dance together in the kitchen often while anton mumbles how beautiful they look in their ear
They’re both very romantic people
Love always makes homemade gifts
Anton separates movies into seasons, the dead poets society is for autumn etc
and he has all of Loves favourite period dramas organised and they watch them together each new season
He listens to classical music when he needs to focus
Rock when he’s going for a drive
Love is a certified Hozier fan
Love paints, using oil mainly and Anton is inspired by their patience and intricacy
Anton can recite poetry and loves reading
Love enjoys vintage everything, clothes, furniture cars…
Their first job was as a waiter at a 1950’s diner
Love believes in the olive theory, Anton hates them
They go on picnics (almost) every summer. With a woven basket and blankets. The whole 9 yards.
Love hates the feeling of sand
They LOVE Antons nose
It’s gorgeous
Love thinks if they were an animal they’d be a bird and Anton would be a ferret or a weasel
Antons secret talent is how good he is at darts
Love’s is their singing voice although it’s not kept quite as secret
They sing in the shower and when they’re cooking. The only times Anton doesn’t join them in there is when he sits outside listening
Love tried to get Anton to do yoga with them once but that man is NOT flexible. He could not relax one bit and did not retry.
He does always go to the ren-faire with them tho. They make a lot of their own outfits and they them some amazing matching embroidered waistcoats last time
Okie thank you for reading! I find these guys hard to write for so sorry if it’s not quite as long 🤍
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Professor Lasko Moore coming into a lecture hall a bit late and obviously frantic because he's is late and very sorry about it. He isnt looking where he's going but is heading towards the desk with projector buttons. He doesnt notice a banana peel left on the laminate floor of the front of the lecture hall.
He slips and falls in the most cartoonish way ever. Half of his students laugh half are shocked, some go up to help him. Amd theres 1 girl that happening to be recording while he came in 😂
It becomes a DAMN meme within the hour of the lecture
#This is probably how Lasko found out theres a huge percentage of his students that have a crush on him#I wanna see DAMN uni memes#Professor Lasko Moore#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted.txt#redacted fandom#redacted lasko#lasko is hot#lasko moore
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Honestly idk 💀💀
I hate it here (Plz Erik i need more William lore)
But i love it here (i can make up any shit and its real in my brain 😌👌🏼)
Step on up folks, fresh William angst 💀
William still having nightmares about how his significant other died.
Do you think they died in a similar way to how Alexis and Vincent "died"? William stumbling upon 2 people in a similar bloody accidents, but just barely alive to save them. He was too late for his lover, but he didnt want hesitate again. He wouldn't.
He wouldn't let another innocent person die a traumatic horrible death if there was something he could do.
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random shaw pack / solaire headcanons? 👁👁
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Anything for you my friend!
Shaw Pack first I think
David sleeps better with fewer nightmares when the whole pack is near. He sleeps like a baby when they’re all traveling together. It just soothes something in him to know that everybody he loves is there and safe.
Angel gets called “little alpha” sometimes as a joke but like… it’s not a joke. When David and Asher were sleeping off the inversion, Angel was running that shit like the navy and Nobody questioned it.
Milo, Sweetheart, and Angel are all perfectly reasonable heights, but because everybody else in the stupid pack is so large, they look small by comparison.
Babe is an introvert, and get tired fast when they’re in large groups. They tend to hide in the kitchen with David during large pack gatherings, where the two of them sit in absolute silence and cook together. They barely actually talk to each other, but they both consider the other to be one of their closest friends.
Darlin’ still has nightmares about Quinn. It often results in them thrashing and striking out to get him away. They rarely ever wake up from them, and Sam refuses to reveal to them that he has to hold them while they happen to that they don’t hurt themself or him.
And now Solaire’s!!
William is very passionate about literacy. He grew up in a time when only very certain groups had access to education, and when he was able to access it himself, it changed the way he thought and lived his life. He uses a portion of his tremendous wealth to sponsor literacy programs all across the USA.
Porter struggles to accept non sexual intimacy, even though it’s his favorite type. Before meeting Treasure, he’d only been touched out of violence or lust. When they run their fingers through his hair and sleep on his chest or hold his hand, it’s revolutionary for him, but it makes the damaged thing in his chest squirm.
Vincent gets his nails done bi-weekly. It’s usually just a clear coat and a cuticle trim, but sometimes he goes a little crazy with the colors. He matches his nails to his outfits for Summits.
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William still having nightmares about how his significant other died.
Do you think they died in a similar way to how Alexis and Vincent "died"? William stumbling upon 2 people in a similar bloody accidents, but just barely alive to save them. He was too late for his lover, but he didnt want hesitate again. He wouldn't.
He wouldn't let another innocent person die a traumatic horrible death if there was something he could do.
#Yes im making up William Solaire lore#Its literally my favourite pass time#I wanna know more about that ancient man#Im sure he's had many lovers of his lifetime#Deathtime?#Where is William's so huh?#erik please#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted.txt#redacted solaire clan#ikarus approves#william solaire#vincent solaire#alexis solaire
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“i’m not a poet”
YOU ARE
YES YOU ARE SAM
I KNOW YOU WRITE DARLIN THE MOST SICKENINGLY PASSIONATE SHIT
I KNOW YOU LEAVE HEART ACHINGLY SOFT VERSES WITH THE POETRY FRIDGE MAGNET SET THEY BOUGHT SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU
I KNOW YOU SEE EVERY EXCRUCIATINGLY ROMANTIC DETAIL EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK AND THAT YOU YEARN TO WRAP UP THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF IT AND GIFT IT ONLY TO THEM
DONT LIEE
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Can you imagine Vincent and Lovely watching as Sam slowly…you know—decides when he’s ready to go? They both know they can’t talk him out of it, but it’s kind of painful to see someone you care about sort of slowly grow distant when they’re ready to essentially kick the bucket. Or, would he instead become more oddly cheerful & vibrant? Like a form of cathartic enjoyment?
Vincent and Lovely get to enjoy forever with eachother. Sam doesn’t want that for himself. He doesn’t want an eternity. Even if Darlin’ decides to give up a part of themselves for more time with Sam, he knows what he’s decided regardless what they choose. And I’m sure Darlin’ would go right after—if not with him—if they decided on the vampirism thing.
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arcane season 2 jayce is literally just david shaw.
specifically right after gabe died
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prof. moore who’s students always pull him into random tiktok trends, making him do dances or guess which student is talking while he has his back turned(he’s gone viral and has no clue).
prof. moore who has female students gawking over him and sneaking photos of him for their groupchats.
prof. moore who somehow keeps finding out more and more people are joining his class just to audit it and has zero clue what the appeal of that could be.
prof. moore who has students who ask for extra time with him, compliment his features, compliment his teaching, and is left flustered most of the time and going back to dear asking if it’s normal to receive that many compliments as a professor.
prof. moore who dresses like early seasons spencer reid, glasses and flat side part included.
prof. moore who side tracks and rambles sometimes in class and always apologizes as if some students aren’t clinging onto every word.
prof. moore who tried to hide the fact him and gavin know each other but gavin loves to fuck with him and ask stupid, borderline personal questions to get him nervous.
prof. moore who slips up one class and mentions his “partner” and the whole class explodes being like “you have a partner???” “yo who bagged moore??” “why didn’t you tell us???” and him having to quiet them down.
prof. moore who’s everyone’s favorite teacher and he doesn’t even know it <3
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As soon as the temperature starts to drop and gets a bit frosty outside. Asher get a pink nose, cheeks and ears.
He promises he isnt cold. But his blush is just the cutest 🥰
#Give that dude a HUGE scarf#Tie it in a giant bow 🥰#Smol cold Asher#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted.txt#redacted asher#asher talbot#ikarus approves
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