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thinking abt nicknames the listeners would give the characters if the roles were reversed..... cause ik deep in my soul sweetheart calls milo "loverboy" & he gets weak in the knees every time
like imagine in their first meeting they leave with a little quip like "see you 'round, loverboy"...... yeah thats when he knew he was hooked
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Porter Solaire that uses blades concealed in his sleeves whenever he has to carry out a job, the kind that shoots out at the flick of his wrist- silver, deadly, and efficient.
Porter Solaire that's so distraught after an assassination that he rushes to Treasure's home directly afterward, mind so focused on them he forgets about the killer blades at his wrists.
Porter Solaire that pulls Treasure into an all encompassing hug, holding them so impossibly close to himself, as if they were salvation from his sins, they were.
Porter that gets so caught up in the moment he's only viciously snapped out of it when the all too familiar hiss of a blade and the scent of his love's blood slices through the air.
The assassin that recoils so fast he slams his back against their door, hands trembling as the now exposed silver carves rivers across it's wood when he sinks to the floor. Trembling lips babbling unintelligible apologies.
He's so certain he's just massacred the love of his life, his mind is reeling, images of their limp lifeless corpse sprawled out across the floor like all his targets before him.
He causes harm to everything he touches
He's a curse and a wretch and-
Treasure that kneels in front of the hyperventilating vampire and cradles his face with soft, gentle hands.
Treasure that wipes the tears from his cheeks and presses their forehead to his, making him look into their eyes.
Treasure that holds him like that until his breathing matches their slow and deep breaths, until the panic and fear slowly eases from his features.
Treasure that whispers soft reassurances that they're alright, it's just a surface wound, they'll be okay.
Porter hiccuping out frenzied apologies, swearing he didn't mean to, that he was so sorry, that he understood if they wanted to leave him and never see him again.
Treasure kissing the corner of his lips as they say its okay, they know he didn't mean to hurt them, telling them that it was an honest mistake and that they forgive him and love him as they lift one of his hands from the cold floor, fiddling with the blade's locks until it clatters to the ground.
They bring his palm up their own face, kissing his wrist before sinking down into his touch and letting him hold them, letting him cradle them as if he didnt just slice them open a minute ago.
Treasure that undoes Porter’s other blade; and Porter that lets his arms wrap around his love. The pair holding each other flush, letting warmth and comfort and love engulf them.
Porter Solaire that feels fresh tears on his face, incredulous that he's found someone willing to look past his steel and crimson and endless screw ups.
Porter Solaire that feels like he's finally found a home.
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Ironi is Sweethearts lovelanguage. And they get really creative with it, too.
(Milo and Sweetheart only know each other for a short time here, and they don't live together)
Just imagine Milo walking home at night, and all of a sudden, it starts raining.
At first, it's just a few small drops, but after a while, the rain starts pouring. Within minutes, Milo's hair is completely soaked, and his black T-shirt is sticking to his chest. He leans forward just a bit to prevent the rain from hitting him straight in the face when he hears a car slowing down next to him.
In curiosity, he looks over to the side, being faced with his Sweetheart rolling down their window.
"Need a ride, pretty boy?"
They leaned out of the car window, one of their eyebrows raised in a flirtatious way.
"Geez, what are you doing here, Sweetheart? Are you tracking me down?"
"I dog tagged you while you were sleeping, and now I'm going to kidnap you."
Milo walked toward the passenger seed door and opened it.
"Are you going to lock me up in your basement."
"If you say pls."
Sweetheart grinned.
"Well, actually, I can't because I don't have a basement, but I'm sure we can arrange something."
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Aggro LOVES Sam.
Sam isnt big on cats, he doesnt hate them he's just chill and Aggro love that vibe about him. Plus Sam gives the best pets and scritches 🥰
There is a very very quiet debate among Sweetheart, Darlin, Ash and perhaps Milo that Aggro may favour Sam over them. Theyre trying to curate a leaderboard. (partly why i want to exclude Milo because he would rather die than admit Aggro loves anyone more than him)
Sam is clueless of the leaderboard. He sees Aggro once in a while when they're invited to Milo and SH's place for game night or whatever. Aggro brushes against his legs and falls asleep on Sam's lap, and brushes up in Sam's beard OH and lots of kitty kisses heh heh
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted.txt#ikarus approves#redacted aggro#milo greer#redacted milo#redacted sam#sam collins
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Part of me wants to say that he picked up close up magic as a teenager but the other part of me wants to say he learned a yr or so into being turned into a vampire. Like he thought, I've got eternity ahead of me, might as well learn that stupid card trick I've always wanted to learn. So he kepted a deck of cards with him as he locked himself away in the Solaire mansion or wherever he lived as a young vampire
Vincent is the type of dude that was into close up magic.
He can make cards appear and dissappear.
He does it with his William's credit cards
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted.txt#redacted solaire clan#vincent solaire#solaire clan#william solaire#ikarus approves
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Vincent is the type of dude that was into close up magic.
He can make cards appear and dissappear.
He does it with his William's credit cards
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted.txt#ikarus approves#redacted solaire clan#vincent solaire#william solaire#solaire clan
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Waiting for James' Audio Where Both He and His Partner are Together, Alive, and Happy | Days 164&165: Thinking about James putting a blindfold over his partner's eyes, guiding them with his voice out loud and telepathically.
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milo and ash are so joey and frankie from the basement yard. let that sink in please
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vampire who's really good at diagnosing hematologic diseases just by feeding off people
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Basically how i picture Professor Lasko
(I wonder if he would be able to concentrate if Love was "auditing" his class 🥰.. I dont think he'd last 5mins with their eyes on him teaching)
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted.txt#redacted lasko#lasko moore#laskos listener#Redacted love#arcane#ikarus approves
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When your Emotionally constipated older brother asks you for relationship advice
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Young vamp Vincent who took to eating stews almost every day because they were the most blood-like human food he could think of and they made him forget his hunger for a short while so he didn't have to drink another blood bag.
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Sweetheart is a giant scarf wear-er
Plus trench coats
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted.txt#redacted sweetheart#milo greer#ikarus approves
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When Sweetheart and Milo were still in their first phase of dating, Sweetheart sometimes helt Milo's fingers to their carotid artery so he could feel how fast their heart was beating. This is because Sweetheart had troubles showing affecting/ was worried they didn't show it enough, especially because Milo did it so well.
Just imagine one of the first times Sweetheart stayed over at Milo's place. He is saying all this sweet stuff, and they don't really know what to say, so they show him by holding his fingers against the side of their neck.
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Milo loves to put his hands (or arms) under Sweethearts shirt when cuddling. He just loves skin to skin contact.
Putting his entire arms under their shirt at night.
Pulling the closer to literally press them against his body.
Grabbing one of their legs to pull them over his.
Pressing their chest against his, so he can feel their heartbeat. (I feel like this is one of the things Sweetheart loves the most)
=> Milo is very touchstarved
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100% agree, ik someone that is equally serious as David and he has the most deadpan delivery when he's clearly taking the piss. Maybe David is still nervous ppl take him too seriously to be able to feel comfortable to joke with him. His arc is coming round that on that, he should use the seriousness to his advantage 😊😊
i feel like david is missing so many opportunities to scare the shit out of people. like people are so used to him being completely serious and monotone, if i was in his position i think i’d be more twisted (i cannot be trusted, i’m aware dw)
like asher makes a joke and he just
��Asher your humour is making everyone uncomfortable and if you keep using such immature innuendos at such inappropriate moments I will be reconsidering your position as pack beta.”
and ash is HORRIFIED, stuttering over himself until he notices angel hit him lightly (angel can always tell when he’s being dramatic/sarcastic).
“…oh you ASSHOLE.”
“i don’t think i’ve ever seen you so terrified.”
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I just want to add and verify her claims ✋🏼😌 because we talked about Porter for so long after his first 2 videos and BOOM @darling-solaire had nailed Porter's whole character background and his arc, little did i know at the time that shes LITERALLY Erik because he starts putting out one video after the other of the stuff she talked about from the start.
Every Porter video I tune in to I am forced remember when I experienced what I can now only assume was a vision of the future after his introduction video because I literally said like half the shit from his storyline after that first two audios and then subsequently after that I just kept building on those initial thoughts
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