#I dare you!

[simplydnp]

do you think they remember whatever day they celebrate as their anniversary? I feel like they’re sentimental and do remember it even if they’re terrible with dates lol

dan doesn't remember phil's birthday sometimes, nor how old phil or himself are. also, forgetting they met the day before filming pinof. you raise the fair point that they are sentimental but i raise you this: they've spent almost every waking day together since they've met so... do anniversaries really matter? i'd argue it's more about the celebration of the thing, so they definitely do something around that time, but i would be surprised if it was a specific blocked out day that they annually recall. the only day blocked out on their calendar is xmas because they're almost always guaranteed to be apart.

[risu5waffles]

Oh! i forgot! Two years sober… a couple days ago? i think it was the 19th we stopped drinking. Woot! Since i forgot, have a birthday selfie.

i didn’t go out to a rooftop restaurant or nothin’; boss just scrounged up a resort table from some fucking where, so this was just an after work exhaustion smoke.

[dancingtotuyo]

I’m board at work. Please everyone ask me questions! I’ll answer anything 👀🫡

[antisociallilbrat]

I really love niche ships and I had the absolute pleasure of reading @tsavoritegem newest Will / Dustin fic! The link is below and highly encourage you to it check out! It's so sweet!

Leaves in the River

[modeus-the-misanthrope]

Are you now? Your banning trans women off the site and then playing victim. I would honestly prefer a bot over whoever decided this account was anything other than pity party, condescening, tone deaf act.

You are human, yes. That means your subject to personal bias, which is MORE than evident. I sincerely hope that whoever you employ that is spearheading this crusade against one of the most vulnerable minorites on your site, loses their job and is never given a position of power to act like this ever again.

By the way, if anyone see's this reblog. Please screenshot it. I don't trust @humans to not cry to Photomatt over this and nuke my account.

Hello there!

You may not know this, but [tumblr] is built by actual Humans!

From time to time, we may reach out from this account for support or other fun purposes.

Please do not fear the Humans, they are nicer than the bots.

[hinamie]

mentor

[dear-ao3]

you know what. piss off someone who voted red and have a fantastic day. do the productive thing that you have been putting off. put away that thing in your room you’ve been walking past for the last three weeks. throw out the expired food in your fridge. make yourself a cute little drink. brush your hair. send an email. call that person back. eat a snack. go on a walk. open your mail. fold your laundry. hope is only dead if you let it die.

[kim-possibles-girlfriend]

Just say the date. I WILL have the google translate tab open all day but I will still enjoy it!

Also it gives me a chance to practice my languages so I will NEVER complain!!

This 🤏 close to organizing a day for everyone to only speak their native languages (or the ones you're trying to learn) in the tag so we have a better sense of community here as well. Y'all better prepare to leave google translate open if i actually set my head on doing it

[embraceyourdestiny]

to any americans who feel "paralyzed" and "dont know what to do" to help with gaza:

reading a fucking book. i beg of you.

in a time of knowledge suppression is it your duty to arm yourself with knowledge.

read about americas occupations in the middle east.

read about 9/11 from outside of america and see how they inflicted senseless harm and violence to countless amounts of people and have been suppressing your rights for the past 2 fucking decades.

read about any of the countless wars from the past 30 years. especially from a civilian's. and the victims and survivors' perspective. listen to the horror stories and do not plug your fucking ears as to what your country is doing.

and read about fucking gaza and palestine and keep up with what is happening no matter how "sad" or "uncountable" you might get.

dont look away from this.

you dont have the right to be comfortable during countless active genocides.

if you're knowledgeable, you're powerful, and our current state doesnt fucking want that.

you have the power to change things if you open your eyes and scream to the world.

wake the fuck up.

Edit: please check the reblogs there are readings and ways to help

[gradient-of-aster]

Come on, world, I'm the perfect Hallmark movie heroine. Hit me with that Christmas Eve magic, I dare you.

[egophiliac]

crossing my fingers and wishing upon every star that chapter 10 finally brings us the tweel cards 🤞🤞

[sixofclovers]

tecna this one goes out to you specifically

[shakespeare-official-account]

[massiveladycat]

leo shouldve learned how to cope with his trauma and his need for validation instead of rick slapping a girlfriend on him and calling it a day. in this essay i will-

[brancasyard]

No one wants Luffy 😭😭

No wonder he’s terrified of being alone

[ilov3b00kss0much]

seen a lot of these. why not.

At 10 notes I post a quick thingy everyday.

at 25 notes I talk more about my book.

At 50 notes I try to drink at least 2 cups of water a day.

at 75 notes i eat two actual meals a day (lunch doesn't make sense, ok?)

at 100 notes, I ask my friends or family to ask me before physical contact (not both!!!)

at 500, I explain my gender identity to my grandparents

at 1000, I promise to ask a friend for help if I'm having a depressive episode. (if you get it here, I will personally come after ya'll with a knife)

at 2500, I tell my parents when I'm having a depressive episode

at 5000, I tell my therapist mayyyybe I should get tested for depression

at 100000000 I ask my therapist for an autism evaluation (I will fuck ya'll up if you get it here its not possible ha)

Edit: y’all may notice I changed it to therapist. Due to a few recent developments (aka my parents are ableist zionist shitholes) it would be pretttttty unsafe for me to do that. So uh. Yeah. Sorry!!!

Edit 2: YOU DID IT. YOU FUCKING DID IT. HOW. FUCKING GOD. JFKDIVKNGRBHJVIJDFKSN *SCREAMS*. NICE TIMING LOL I THINK IM HAVING A DEPRESSIVE EPISODE FUCKING GOD HOW JUST BGHFVDNUJNCJDKSNDCJNDKMSL YOU ARE INSANE YOU ARE INSANE *SCREAMS AGAIN* YALL ARE SUPERHUMANS FUCKING GOD