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In the light of recent events I have a very vivid image of Poseidon or his sirens munching on WiFi wires
#epic the musical#the ithaca saga#he was like#you DARE come to my land#after DISRESPECTING me with a whole song about my ass getting beaten by a homeless man#i won't have this here#im joking but that's really hilarious tho
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If u saw me with these bad boys in the gym would u be scared?

#my brother made fun of me#he was like#u look so buff and have so many tattoos and then u look down and u see this fuckass bear#its not even a BEAR#dont hate on him#he’s my emotional support bunny
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And what if he already saw the potential of a great spy ?
Elain trembled in the upholstered, carved wood chair to her left. I did them all a favor and took the one to Nesta’s right. Cassian claimed the spot beside Elain, who clenched her fork as if she might wield it against him, and Rhys slid into the seat beside me, Azriel on his other side. A faint smile bloomed upon Azriel’s mouth as he noticed Elain’s fingers whiteknuckled on that fork, but he kept silent.
Elain was trembling, her hands clutching the fork like it was her only means of survival. Fear radiated off her, he could smell it, see it in the way her posture tensed, in the quick, darting movements of her eyes. But what truly caught Azriel’s attention wasn’t just her fear. It was how she held the fork.
Because who the hell holds a fork like that unless they’re ready to use it? Unless they see a weapon in everything around them?
The tension in her fingers, the way she gripped it with precision , Azriel knew. She wasn’t just holding a fork. She was weaponizing it. In that moment, she took something as ordinary as a utensil and turned it into something deadly.
It wasn’t perfect. It wasn’t refined. But it was potential. The way she angled it, the way her body braced, ready to react, to defend herself. She didn’t hesitate? if Cassian had moved even a fraction too close, that fork would have found its mark.
She wasn’t just a fragile, scared woman. In that split second, Azriel saw what most people missed, there was a quiet strength behind that pretty face, behind the softness of her exterior. A strength that, when pushed, could turn anything into a weapon. Someone who could survive, adapt, and fight back, no matter what.
This was their first meeting, and yet Azriel could already see it. Elain Archeron had the makings of something far more dangerous than anyone would ever expect.
#One year later#he was like#take my most precious dagger. You'll know how to use it.#pro elriel#elriel#elriel supremacy#elain x azriel#elain archeron#azriel shadowsinger
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I don't know if this was discussed earlier (i think it was), i just wanted to make sure that all of merlin fandom agrees that Arthur was teaching Merlin how to use a sword.
We all know how our favourite boi is with swords in the early seasons and i think many noticed how his skill improved in seasons 4-5. Arthur? Definitely Arthur.
#he was like#nope#my servant is not going to be helpless#not my Merlin#bbc merlin#merthur#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc
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Rex accepts that Echo is choosing to join the Bad Batch after Skako Minor but then it turns gleeful knowing that he just unleashed one of the 4 reasons he’s going gray at 13 years old onto a group of people that were never properly terrorized.
After all the shit he went thought with that group (thinking back to him punching Crosshair in the face) he all too happy to be sending his gremlin of an arc trooper to whip them into shape.
#sag’s stuff#the clone wars#the bad batch#arc trooper echo#captain rex#like Rex put up with Echos bullshit for like a year and a half#he was like#‘this is the perfect opportunity to get back at him for all that time’#this is payback#he knows exactly what he’s doing#he walked back to the ship with a very large smirk#star wars
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I love how as soon as Luffy found out about Zoro's dream (basically who Zoro was), he immediately claimed him as his.



#he was like#yeah#MY greatest swordsman in the world#fuck ghis guy#one piece#monkey d luffy#roronoa zoro#luzo#zolu#wano arc
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being emmrich's beloved and supporting him into lichdom is literally

#i couldn't stop thinking#my rook ingellvar was like#“ooooh baby skulls are so cute”#he was like#“oh dearest you have to be aware that ill be a literal corpse#love him so much#dragon age#emmrich volkarin#emmrook#rook ingellvar#dragon age veilguard#veilguard spoilers
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HIS FACE I CAN'T
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Dr.Strange's face when he came back from the Grand Canyon to see 3 Peters is the best thing ever:
#he was like#i couldn't deal with one#and now i got 3?!#peter parker#mcu#marvel#spiderman#spider man#dr strange#stephen strange#marvel spiderman#mcu spiderman#spiderman nwh#spiderman no way home
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#wind breaker#hajime umemiya#he's so handsome i'm telling you#most boys are either#cute or hot#you get one#not both#but when Nii was making Ume in his little mixing pot#he was like#Let me do both ❤️#so he took hot#and he took cute#and put it#IN THE MIXING BOWL#for real tho he gorgeous
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Kirk on The Doomsday Machine acting like a stubborn child whose favorite toy was taken away:
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mr augustine told me we had plans today so i had to wrap up work at 4 and i was so excited bcs he made midweek plans how romantic 🥰and it turns out he's taking me to get an oil change for my car LOL
#he was like#you have to know how to do it in case i'm not in town#like joke's on you sir i'll WALK or i'll take your car or i'll wait for you to get back#i took one mechanics class in high school and i retained nothing#🤷♀️ i'm just a girl#[—augustinechats]
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Calm Jiaoqiu
Pissed Jiaoqiu
I love him sm
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Ohhhh, looks like mine socks made it?
I gave them to Nace last year and asked to share but said that Barbie ones are perfect for Kris and looks like they agree sksks
#Poznań keeps winning#honestly the best jo gig i was at#joker out#kris guštin#barbie girl#and nace was so nice#but when i showed him “jan water”#he was like#“J A N water???????? is that soda????????????”#and asdfghjkl#boiiiii
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It makes me so happy that Lan Sizhui has his own signature move in the donghua, like….. that little heaven-ascending air twirl thing?? excuse you??? SIR???????
#HE DOES IT SEVERAL TIMES BTW ITS CANON#mdzs#mdzs donghua#lan sizhui#a yuan#lan yuan#mdzs juniors#how you gonna be like 17 and already have THIS much rizz#especially after being taken in and taught by 1-word-mc-chomps-a-lot like?????#I don’t understand#LMFAO#the only thing I could think is that when WWX died all his rizz energy was absorbed into LSZ#he was like#if I do anything before I die I’m gonna make sure this kid grows up to have IMMACULATE game#KADHAJDKAKDKA#mo dao su zhi#apple babble 🍎#precious juniors
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