amerwitch
pray to the shadow
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amerwitch (she/her) is a German Roman Catholic non-binary school girl gone wrong/born again pagan, queer witch, reader, writer, heterosexual life partner/girlfriend, ordained minister, hardcore crocheter, proud nerdgirl, sister-in-law, aunt and professional tarot card reader.
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amerwitch · 2 hours ago
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Amerwitch Magics is your home for cartomancy!
With over 20 years of experience, I will give you a clear and brief reading.
Card readings start at $5 for 1-card reading to $65 for A Life Check In Card Reading.  Good old Celtic Cross is just $50.
And use code “TUMBLR” to receive 30% off! 
Hop over and take a look.
Help a queer witch out!
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amerwitch · 2 hours ago
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Cards of the Day:  Reversed High Priestess, Neighbors, and Grieving.
Do not let the shit of the Day drag you under.
Link in bio to buy a card reading!
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amerwitch · 2 hours ago
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she’s making eye contact with the moon again
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amerwitch · 2 hours ago
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I’m very excited for my latest craft experiment, where I rhythmically slap sale rank oil paint onto a canvas and I see how long it takes to dry so that I can finally touch the paint textures I stare at so longingly in museums. 12 hours in, still wet. I am beginning to think this might take longer than I thought which you can imagine is quite a burden, as I am absolutely horned up to rub this paint.
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amerwitch · 2 hours ago
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In a truck stop bathroom washing my hands today and 2 boys, looked about 5 and 9, came in with their little sister who looked maybe 2. The following whispered conversation made my entire day
"We have to wait, there's a lady in here!"
"That's not a lady, he has a mustache! We can be in here!"
"Some ladies have mustaches! And she has boobs!"
"Well some guys have boobs! Like Uncle Jake!"
"Uncle Jake is fat!"
At this point I could not contain a chuckle and both whirled around with identical looks of panic on their faces. I smiled and said "it's alright for you guys to be in here so your sister has help, don't worry. And I'm both! That's why I have boobs and a mustache. Some folks are just built that way"
(In unison) "Ooooooh!"
(older boy) "So do you use Sir or Ma'am or both?"
"Both, but I prefer Sir"
"Cool! Well thanks Sir! We have to help our sister now!"
This was in a small town country truck stop and both boys had "Murica" type stuff on and neither of them had any issue at all with these concepts. Their mom approached me while I was in line about 10 minutes later and apologized for them bothering me in the bathroom (they had told her about the interaction) and she and I had a lovely little chat too. I got to introduce her to the term "intersex" and her reply was "I think I've heard of that before! I didn't know that was the word for it. Amazing how many different ways God can make people!"
Sometimes the world is good. More often than you might think, if you give it a chance. It's not all bad loves <3
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amerwitch · 2 hours ago
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When I was a kid I thought there were so many more swear words than there are. But in actuality we get like. ten before it just turns into slurs. Deep down, I’m still disappointed.
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amerwitch · 2 hours ago
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shut up
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amerwitch · 4 hours ago
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Happy 55th Anniversary to Sesame Street! To celebrate this milestone, this account will be exclusively posting GIFs featuring the Sesame Street Muppets each day through Friday, November 15th! Wishing you a week full of sunny days!
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amerwitch · 5 hours ago
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amerwitch · 5 hours ago
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snoopy of the day
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amerwitch · 6 hours ago
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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
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amerwitch · 6 hours ago
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amerwitch · 6 hours ago
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You know what?
My ancestors would have wanted pasteurization, vaccines, antibiotics, disinfectants, birth control, psychiatric medications, pain management, anesthesia. My ancestors would have wanted to be able to keep their loved ones around longer, and not lose them too early/too soon to childbirths, injuries, bacterial infections, mental illnesses, and diseases that are curable and/or preventable in our modern day life.
Modern medicine saves lives.
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amerwitch · 6 hours ago
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Spooky season is a lifestyle. Halloween is not only an October thing. It may be November right now but this witch over here is ready as ever to fly. 🧹
I'm going to grab my pointy hat and broom, for magic and wickedness await!
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amerwitch · 6 hours ago
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Blazing Saddles (1974) // Dir. Mel Brooks
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