amerwitch
amerwitch
pray to the shadow
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amerwitch (she/her) is a German Roman Catholic non-binary school girl gone wrong/born again pagan, queer witch, reader, writer, heterosexual life partner/girlfriend, ordained minister, hardcore crocheter, proud nerdgirl, sister-in-law, aunt and professional tarot card reader.
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amerwitch · 4 hours ago
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The next time I see Donald Trump trending on this god forsaken website, it better fucking look like this.
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amerwitch · 4 hours ago
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amerwitch · 4 hours ago
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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"
no. i don't.
i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view
just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever
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amerwitch · 7 hours ago
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amerwitch · 9 hours ago
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amerwitch · 10 hours ago
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We just knew.
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amerwitch · 11 hours ago
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A friend that found Jesus has been saying odd things and I'm not sure if I should poke the bear.
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I wanna ask her what the difference is between 'pleasure' and 'joy' because the words are typically used to define each other.
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amerwitch · 15 hours ago
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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"
no. i don't.
i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view
just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever
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amerwitch · 16 hours ago
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Dawn's in trouble? Must be Tuesday.
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amerwitch · 16 hours ago
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amerwitch · 17 hours ago
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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amerwitch · 17 hours ago
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i’m so proud of you for trying to better yourself even when it feels impossible
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amerwitch · 18 hours ago
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good morning and happy is it really tuesday tuesday
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amerwitch · 1 day ago
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uhh... guys?
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amerwitch · 1 day ago
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“How interesting. A priest who blasphemes his god.”
“Of course I bloody do! What’s ‘e gonna do? Smite me? I’m ’is only bloody follower!”
- unnamed old man cleric character who just popped into my head and won’t go away.
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amerwitch · 1 day ago
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Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.
Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends
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amerwitch · 1 day ago
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Farewell online privacy
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