#Honor Quotes

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Bruce: How can you afford this on a reporters salary?

Clark: Oh Lex owes me child support.

Bruce: What?

Clark: Yeah, any damage Kon causes as superboy I mark as “after school activities.”

[katseyes]

Andre Braugher as Raymond Holt Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1

[ahfrickenfrick]

*nightwing and red hood in the batmobile doing a high speed chase*

red hood: i hate when you drive- PUNCH BUGGY *slams his fist into nightwings shoulder*

nightwing: *swerving into oncoming traffic from the power of the punch*: HEY I THOUGHT WE BANNED THAT GAME

red hood: correction! b banned that game, and the old fuck isn’t here right now- and the perp got away, yeah good driving there, ‘wing

[theaceofarrows]

Damian: [walks into Bruce's office with his hands behind his back]

Damian: Father, I would like to congratulate you. You are now a grandfather

Bruce: [seconds away from a heart attack] W- what?

Damian: [reveals the hamster he was holding behind his back] Meet Ferdinand

Bruce: [slumps against desk] Next time... please- please lead with that... I'm begging you

-

Jason: [hiding in the vents with a camera] He actually did it, the crazy little son of a bitch

[yourgalgremlin]

Creep hitting on Regulus @ the bar:

GUY: What’s your body count, beautiful?

REG: That depends.

GUY: On what?

REG: Wether you’re asking how many guys I’ve “taken home” or how many I’ve taken out ☠️

REG (whispers): Both are higher than you’d think.

JAMES: …I want him in a way that’s concerning to my life expectancy.

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

*Eddie and Buck at a bar, pining but it's not actually unrequited love chatting*

Random guy, obviously flirting: Hey, could you pass me a coaster?

Eddie, not pausing in his conversation: Sure. *hands one over without breaking eye contact with Buck*

Random guy:...

Buck:...

Random guy: *walks away, confused*

Buck: Eds, that guy was totally hitting on you.

Eddie: No, he wasn't. Twenty minutes ago when you went to the bathroom, three other guys came over and asked the same thing, this place clearly has terrible customer service.

Buck:... Wow.

Bartender: Wow.

Hen, at home but with spidey senses tingling: WOW.

[garpen]

Tim: There's fries in the fridge if you want

Jason, *opening fridge*: these cold stale ass fries?

Tim: They're in the fridge. Did you expect them to be freshly hot outta my ass?

Jason: Well damn, mb. I'll put them in the air fryer

Tim, muttering under his breath: look who developed common fucking sense

[the-medieval-husbands]

Arthur has absolutely accidentally kissed merlin as he walked away without thinking about it. Just...

Arthur: I have to talk to my father. Merlin, I want my armour spotless by the time I return.

Merlin: Yes sire.

Arthur: Try that with a little less sarcasm Merlin. *gives him a small peck goodbye* I'll be back shortly.

Arthur walks out of the room. Gwain, Leon and Lance all stare at him in disbelief.

Merlin: Did he just....

Gwain: Merlin! Why didn't you tell us that you and the princess were together!

Merlin: Shut up Gwain!

*Later*

Arthur: Merlin! Is my Armour done yet!?

Merlin: If it's not are you going to kiss me again?

Arthur: Again? I didn't kiss you? Oh my god I kissed you.... I kissed you infront of Gwain!!!!!!

Merlin: Yup. Good job cabbage head. You get to explain that one.

[propussyslayer]

harry: tell me about my parents, professor. did you and my father get along?

remus:

remus, who shared his first kiss with james while high: well we weren't that close but

[liesmultixxx]

annabeth: *pouring her heart out*

percy: *nodding*

(internally: the earrings!!! oh my gods the love of my life looks so wonderful😍😍)

not him focussing on little details because he’s just that whipped

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus: So you lived in a closet?

Harry: Well, technically it's a cupbo-

Remus: I have some experience with that

[mackerel22]

Dazai: Chuuya and I don't use pet names.

Odasaku: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Dazai: Honey.

*silence*

Dazai: Ha, you thought, bitch.

Chuuya, yelling from another room: What do you want, whore?

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

SPENCER: I think I’ll be able to think better under my desk.

EMILY: Won’t that be a little cramped?

SPENCER: *shrugs* You appear to be managing just fine in your closet.

EMILY: *scowls in gay*

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

[mothsaresc4ry]

Before Wenclair..

Wednesday took Enid out to dinner

Wednesday right after finishing her food: *staring into the distance and zonig out*

Enid: *lightly concerned* everything okay?

Wednesday: I think I just figured something out. I have to go. I'll see you later Enid.

Enid: Hey! Aren't you forgetting something?

Wednesday: *runs back and gives Enid a peck on the lips* I'll see you later Enid..

Enid: *flabbergasted, blushes*

Enid:

Enid: NO WAIT YOU HAVE THE MONEY! COME BACK! SOMEONE NEEDS TO PAY FOR THIS DINNER YOU IDIOT

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]