#Divorce saga

[jinx-blackout-84]

hey maybe we should settle our differen- HEY WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

sad that the person you love is going to me in their time of despair? Damn. That sucks.

[meteor752]

Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…

Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?

[morganbritton132]

Steve is sitting at the table in the kitchen FaceTiming Tommy to help his daughter with her math homework when Eddie brings his live-stream into the room.

“While Isla’s in the bathroom, I’m going to do the same,” Steve says, standing up. He tells them both, “Play nice.”

They do not do that because it’s funnier to keep the rivalry going. The first thing Eddie says when Steve steps out is, “Does it still eat you up inside that I married him?”

Tommy replies easily with, “Are you still jealous that I kissed him first?”

Carol chimes in, “Actually I kissed him first.”

“Doesn’t count,” Tommy and Eddie say at the same time. ���There was no tongue.”

“And no declaration of love,” Eddie adds. “Only I got that.”

“Actually…” Robin says, never letting anybody forget. “He confessed he was in love with me and I didn’t have to kiss him.”

[thegreatyin]

a valuable part of fallen london progression is starting the game thinking the masters are all collectively playing evil mastermind organization-13-esque sixth dimensional chess and then by the endgame knowing they're just individually playing their own games of normal 3 dimensional chess just like the rest of us. and they're all playing against each other. and (this is the important part) none of them even know how chess works

[viceandmature]

Aziraphale and Crowley + Mature and Vice trophies

[hacksawing]

draw skateboard crashing medspace wedding

hyperlaser wants to go home

[telemy]

Exes core

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No because why did that sound like exes/divorced couple interaction 💀

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

IT'S BEEN A MONTH IN THE INEFFABLE FANDOM

HELLO MAGGOTS IT HAS BEEN A MONTH SINCE I WAS KIDNAPPED AND MADE YOUR MASCOT. AND FOR CLARIFICATION, YOU ARE THE MAGGOTS, I AM THE MASCOT, BUT NOW EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE USING MAGGOTS AS "MEMBER OF THE GOOD OMENS FANDOM" RATHER THAN MY INTENDED "VICIOUS KIDNAPPERS OF THE MASCOT" AND WHO AM I TO ARGUE WITH THE EVOLUTION OF LANGUAGE.

SPEAKING OF EVOLUTION, HERE ARE OUT OF CONTEXT STAGES OF MY EVOLUTION/DEVOLUTION INTO THIS FANDOM, HAIL CHARLES DARWIN, ALFRED WALLACE, AND @howmanyholesinswisscheese'S GRANDMOTHER'S BOYFRIEND BRIAN:

That's all the images this post will allow me to insert. So. Await a reblog.

Edit: Reblog here. What is... what is this.

[thelesbianthespianposts]

only low-key bc I just listened to the Ithaca saga but like post-Odyssey Ithaca is doomed right? Like they had no clear leadership for twenty years and now their entire army is gone. Like that’s gotta be like the majority or at least half the population. Which means the men on Ithaca now are probably all too young to really have any loyalty to Odysseus. And like the Trojan war ended ten years ago at that point so I’d assume most of their alliances have kinda diminished. Like yay Odysseus you have your wife and son again but you have to do so much work to build up this kingdom istg

[jinx-blackout-84]

I AM NOT SINGING THE DIVORCE PAPERS

then you'll never marry again. You will sit in your cold, dark house, alone, and you will wish you had me. You will never love again and fucking hope you miss me.

[the-immortal-restless]

If I had a nickel for every time I was emotionally invested in a nine-part story where I was banking on two characters kissing for the first time in way too long, I’d have two nickels.

[mushroominaforest]

So. Someone noticed that I was subtly trying to avoid her lol

Anyways she’s been hitting me with the “I love you”s and the “I need you”s, has been acting all sad and hurt by me being distant and also all of a sudden has been very nice. She even gave me a present this morning for no reason, other than to let me know that she “loves me”.

She made me sit with her in spare on Monday. I tried to leave before she saw me, but I didn’t get away in time. Anyways, I didn’t really have a choice. She, in her own words, forced me to stay with her (and of course she made a joke about “not caring about my consent” when I was trying to leave)

Anyways, this is not going well 😭

I’m way too fucking scared to actually tell her that I don’t want to be around her anymore. She knows I’m trying to avoid her now.

I need moral support chat i don’t know what to do

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, shoving his phone in Steve’s face: Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, the people want to know…What’s it like being married to me?

Steve: It’s perfect!

Steve:

Steve: Except one time I went to a destination wedding with my wife-

Eddie: Just say Robin

Steve: -the destination being Oklahoma and while I was gone, Eddie built a life size puppet of himself.

Steve: And then he spent the next two months mining it for craft supplies so then we had a half-deformed nightmare version of him sitting in the corner of our bedroom

Steve: And then, he left me with that for a month while he went to play shows in Ohio.

Steve: So, it’s perfect and wonderful. Choosing to spent the rest of my life with him was one of the best decisions I ever made but also, that was nightmare fuel.

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

I served the anon who wished for pregnant neo art

now sign the divorce papers

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! FUCK NO!

[piglinmyfeet]

Jimmy Solidarity 🤝 TommyInnit

Not getting a divorce

[helinedmightbehere]

@starheirxero here's your divorce selfie <33