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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARIA!!!

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trans women love making fucked up homunculi in the image of their dead boyfriend. it's literally their favorite activity in the world. it's literally enrichment for them. if you don't let your local tgirl defy the laws of life and death it is literally #girlabuse and you should be burned at the stake. can't women have hobbies?? can't women get a little silly with it??? let women have fun for once in their lives smh

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jonathan harker's arc is about him accepting that he is actually into being dominated by an evil vampire as long as that evil vampire is the woman he loves. mina murray harker's arc is about her accepting that she has a right to take up space and speak her mind instead of bowing to social norms. lucy westenra's arc is about how the polyamory didn't change anything, it didn't save anyone, but it still matters that the polyamory was there. arthur holmwood's arc is about learning to cope with a sudden massive tragedy by opening himself up to others and strengthening his social bonds. quincy p morris's arc is about being hot and owning guns. abraham van helsing's arc is about not getting complacent in the idea that he has an open mind and accepting that he might make wrong calls based on his biases. jack seward's arc is about rebounding from life altering heartbreak by getting back in contact with his old favorite professor from med school who he sucked off one time. count dracula's arc is about fumbling a series of bad bitches so hard that he flees the country and dies.

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to all things, a well and proper end.

i've already said my thoughts on light fingers, so i won't cover it here. just know that the ending made me bawl my eyes out. this game is sick and twisted and evil and i love it so so much.

as always, thank you all for listening (or even just tolerating) my deranged niche browser game adventures. to quoth the wise words of the united states 1999 children's entertainment program PBS kids, this playthrough was made possible with viewers like you.

next up on yin ambition adventures; the final season!! the final ambition!!! the final hunt!!!!!! i've made myself wait a year and a half for this and i can't wait to finally put the vake's head on a pike!!!!!!!!!!!!

and by "next time", i of course mean "after i circle back and talk about the poor edward wedding thing". because boy do i still have some stuff to say about that.

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love this creature. the bird

the long quiet stp is the most gender beast to ever exist. if you ever need to conceptualize me outside of my sona that's what i look like. yes the fucked up horse teeth are included im not a fucking coward

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the long quiet stp is the most gender beast to ever exist. if you ever need to conceptualize me outside of my sona that's what i look like. yes the fucked up horse teeth are included im not a fucking coward

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you know even if a homeless person or a starving person is in that position because of their own "bad decisions" i don't care. it doesn't matter. no supposed financial misstep is enough to condemn someone to homelessness or poverty.

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protect bisexual boys

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ok well i hope the next pope is pro death actually #evilwins #lovedies #villain #antiwoke #welcometomytwistedmind #emo #joker

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They’re both in their 30s

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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

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for additional record; lark and greylu's respective heart's game titles would be the King of Nightmares and the Queen of Stars. no i don't know what they'd do mechanics-wise. i just know that's what their sonas would be

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i haven't decided on their outfits, per say, but the scoundrel's mask has been canon for quite some time! and by "canon for quite some time", i mean "louise gave it to them as part of their homoerotic cat-and-mouse duel when the scoundrel first joined HG and they're too prideful to admit defeat and replace it despite complaining about it every chance they get"

the knight of claws does not usually enjoy heart's game. they are something of an underdog. well- maybe underdog is generous. an underpuppy, maybe. an underfledgeling. a squeaky kitten left out in the rain that's trying to convince you it's Big and Strong and Scary whilst being 3 inches tall and having the violence skill of a soft blanket.

but sometimes they get a fluke and win a round and happles looks at them with a vaguely amused expression and the desperate batkisser in their heart declares that single glance worth everything in the whole wide world. so, y'know, the game has its ups and downs.

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Maybe the new pope will be a jesus×judas shipper

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and with that, lark is off to his ambition finale. this isn't actually the end- there's a lot left to go after this- but it's effectively the end. i have all the items to clear all the remaining walls, and light fingers lacks the same 24 hour cooldown the other three ambitions have. once it's done, it's done.

in terms of personal thoughts, this was... probably my quickest ambition yet, honestly? i mean, "a few months" is still a few goddamn months, but compared to heart's desire and nemesis, this felt like it went by super duper fast. maybe i've just gotten good at FL, maybe LF is genuinely quicker. regardless, that's still a standout. y'know... among all of the other things LF stands out for.

that's not to say it's bad, of course. far fucking from it. this was peak. this is peak. i see why everyone likes light fingers, and not just because there's a fucked up blorbo and an adorable bug child in it. this bad boy has horror, action, iconic moments, dozens of chekov's guns that almost all get fired, a heartwarming core with a cinematic climax- i'd go so far as to say it's the platonic ideal of what an ambition should be. i still adore the other two i've finished! LF is just that good!!

obviously it has its flaws. for a story dealing with such severe topics, the way it handles its women is... leaving some things to be desired. and what i've heard through the grapevine doesn't inspire confidence about the stability of the found family its built up. and, as tough as it is to admit it, gee willikers could the content warnings and "point of no return" be signposted better. for the only ambition you can back out of, i really expected more direct in-game signage about what the player is implicitly consenting to. it's not too big of a problem, but it is something to take note of. this fucker has the dead dove tag written alllllllll over it. you'd think it'd stress that better.

all of that aside? as i said, overall- yeah! LF is good! i recommend it! it's a banger ambition that's worth playing any day of the week! goes without saying that all of them are, but. this really is a special treat. if you're a fan of fallen london, haven't yet played it, and can handle the content warnings, do yourself a favor and check it out. become mentally ill about edward like the rest of us. embrace your new life as parent of a bug. kiss mr fires with tongue. haha i mean what.

as with the other ambition finales, i'll hold off on posting much more until lark receives his treasure- with the notable exception of meeting poor edward at the altar. i have some fun OC writing to post about that. but we'll get there when we get there.

fly free, songbird. we'll make a spouse out of you yet.