#special spoilers

[neil-gaiman]

NEIL GAIMAN PLEASE TELL THAT AZIRAPHELLE AND CROWLEY WILL BE TOGETHER, I'M TRUMPING WITH THE QUESTION WHEN THEY WILL BE TOGETHER

I'm afraid not. They are barely in it. Crowley dies in the beginning of Season 3 tragically, because of pies, and Aziraphale also dies in Season 3 but hilariously, because of falling in a hole.

The rest of Season 3 is a story about three little rabbits who go to the big city to open a conveyor belt sushi restaurant, and their family's involvement with the East German secret police in the early 1960s.

[noneorother]

I don’t know if I should ruin special spoilers for people, but Dottie and Sadie are a running Terry joke, and a clue…

take a look at page 46 of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novel “Night Watch”.

Want to know why Crowley is married to Sadie, and not Dottie..?

GIF by wardrobeoftime

She’s the one with the parrot umbrella.

[opscuritas]

Hi @neil-gaiman this is a very serious pitch for a new Good Omens cast. I think fans will barely notice a difference

[ineffablecrankshaft]

VaVooooom - Happy S3 Weekaversary!

Seeing as @goodomensonprime have skimped a bit on the old S3 Announcement poster, I have taken the initiative to celebrate S3 by doing one for us - TaDa!

I am confident that this offering has captured everything NeilHimself has told us so far about s3.. How?

My extensively researched Thesis on what the heck is going on, below the Wossit🔽

Item One, yr Honour - it Starts with A wedding...

Item Two - On the casting of wives:

Article 3: Death by Goats, SPACE Goats...

Number 4 - Mr Neil's UNHEALTHY Chinchilla* obsession...

Part the fifth: FFS Neil...

*Mic Drop*

*Important foot note for artists - DO NOT listen to Hoziers Unknown/Nth when drawing Chinchillas cause now all i can hear is "Oh oh oh...

...CHINCHILLAAA"

[maaikeatthefullmoon]

I’ve been making myself t-shirts this week.

They’ve been given Dave’s seal of approval.

Dave is like me. Dave has Resting Bitch Face.

[rustic-ghoul]

Only just heard of the fictional fictional characters, Dottie and Sadie, and already can’t help but picture them as Crowley and Aziraphale’s neighbours at the end of season 3 played by Olivia Colman and Catherine Tate.

Sadie (Catherine) likes to have a drink with Crowley while Dottie (Olivia) likes cooking with Aziraphale and tries to get Crowley to eat more.

[politeanarchy]

this is completely idiotic but I was thinking about Dottie and Sadie, and how they're fictional characters, but they're not real fictional characters, they're fictional fictional characters. if you see what I mean

[between-now-then-there-was-life]

I’ve collected the stories of Sadie and Dottie so far. I like this series. It makes me so happy. Neil Gaiman please write more!

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

pardon me good sir, but uh... my friends are officially rationing my acess to gomens content (they claim they are trying to prevent spoilers but I think they simply hate me now) Sir, please, I am begging you. What is (are)? the final fifteen? Are they the remaining fifteen of the death tournament? ALSO THEY KISS??? IF THEY KISS SHOULDN'T THAT BE GOOD?? WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THEY KISS TO RESULT IN SUCH AN EMOTIONAL REACTION FROM THE FANS??? WHO HURT MY BLORBOS??????????

Don't worry anon maggot! Your friends want the pain to hit unexpectedly, but I've got you! Let me tell you about the final fifteen so you are completely prepared. The only person more well versed in the final fifteen than I am is Neil himself, but he's a busy man, so I'm overseeing the spoiler department.

We find out that your uh blorbos are not who we thought they were. "Aziraphale" as we knew him in the first season is gone to start a chinchilla farm in Glasgow with the descendant of Elspeth, who it turned out was a long-lost fae princess.

The Aziraphale we see in season 2 is not he, it is a marsh-dwelling shapeshifter by the name of Dottie. Dottie, you see, is engaged in a decades-long feud with the British finance ministry, and in an effort to overthrow them, she took Aziraphale's form and began her residence in London.

Crowley meanwhile is off having a century-long nap because the 21st century got simply too tiresome, poor bloke. He asked a demon Sadie to take his place lest Hell get suspicious, and owing him a debt, she did. But [MAJOR GOOD OMENS SEASON 2 SPOILER ALERT] Sadie and Dottie in a shocking twist of events fall in love. But the marsh-dwelling shapeshifters have come to find Dottie and suddenly no one knows who the real Dottie is.

The final fifteen is in fact a callback to Cinderella's ending. One by one through rigorous tests, Sadie, desperate to find her love, eliminates the other shapeshifters, narrowing them down to just fifteen contestants.

The final fifteen.

Does she find Dottie? Well really my good chap I can't spoon feed you everything you will have to watch the show. In life, sometimes kisses are quiet, gentle and romantic. And sometimes they are rough, masochistic and desperate. Sometimes kisses are a please stay, and sometimes they are a goodbye. Will Sadie and Dottie find each other against all odds? Or will they have to make peace with knowing this is goodbye?

You'll have to wait and see. Watch Good Omens 2, now streaming on Amazon Prime, to find out.

[ornaciashinoda]

special spoilers indeed

[anti-fairy-world]

You know, while we don't think Stuck In My Head/Mind The Gap were bad episodes or anything, we kinda wish they'd been cut in favor of making that time the part one to The Battle of Big Wand, with the actually episode being part two. Make it a whole big forty to forty-five special instead of trying to fit it with a twenty-two to twenty-three minute run time

We actually like everything they were trying to do with the special, but we just wish they had more time to flesh things out and play around with the jokes between the plot moments. The writers probably didn't really have much of a choice with the time they were given to work with and had to prioritize where screen time was used, and honestly they did what they could, but sometimes it felt like 'and now this is happening so we can get moving with the plot'

[neil-gaiman]

Idc if you kill off ANYONE in season three.. BUT PLEEEAAASEEE tell me Crowley and Aziraphale stay ALIVE at LEAST 😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻

They fall down a big hole in the first couple of minutes of the season, and are never seen again. The new chinchilla-heavy cast will be great, though. Don't worry.

[gardenvarietydemon]

Everyone's posting about how Aziraphale and Crowley are not talking to each other in season 3, of course they're not going to be talking to each other they're being replaced by chinchillas. Chinchillas can't talk.

I'm enjoying the silliness of the special spoilers a bit too much

[yetrop]

Season three looks awesome so far!

(Based on one of Neil Gaiman’s definitely not-at-all sarcastic replies to a season 3 question, as seen in the final image)

[beamobailey]

MY FAVORITE THING AB THE S4 SPECIAL FOR MONKIE KID IS THAT EVERYONE IS DRAWING TANG NOW.

As resident Tang enjoyer (and debatably his number one fan), I’m so glad I get to eat more Tang art bc he is so silly and so goober and so scrumptious.

I just wish people recognized his silly goofiness sooner!! His hair change did not change his personality!! Please!

[marlynnofmany]

I titled a notes document "special sequel" for reasons that make sense, but I keep seeing it and thinking of Neil Gaiman's "special spoilers" tag.

No, there are no nonexistant wives or improbable slapstick in this story. Aliens, yes. Angels and demons, no.