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love how joel’s first instinct is to do a 360 bow shot and remark that “this is so sick”
careful joel. your call of duty is showing.
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Joel: Let me see– Wait. I need to do something. If we've still got time. Ok.
[slow-motion placement and lighting up of a TNT block]
Gem: Oh, no! Joel!
Joel: Hopefully thie doesn't kill me.
Gem, laughing: Joel, no! What are you doing?!
Joel, slowly running away: ♫ Cool guys don't look at explosions ♫
[Gem keeps laughing]
Joel: ♫ They blow stuff up and they walk awaaay! ♫ ... Why is it taking so long?
Gem: It's so slow!
Joel: I'm gonna sing the entire song [starts singing the same two lines again]
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anyway joel was so. soft. this episode. spending half the session looking for lizzie so he could run to her in slow motion being sad that he couldnt see anyone giving lizzie 8 diamonds praising jimmys kill and giving jimmy scar lizzie his diamonds even after like . i feel like ive been punched in the stomach. im gonna put him in a little box and keep him forever.
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I. Am in shock. They cannot keep getting away with this. /silly
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Joel gave mumbo an ender pearl for killing Scott this episode
In last life, Joel and Mumbo attacked Scott and he ended up dying because of using an ender pearl
Callbacks
#my very own post#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#trafficblr#mumbo jumbo#scott smajor#wild life smp#wlsmp#wlsmp spoilers
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Joel Smallishbeans is my pick for the winner of Wild Life, but i cannot get my hopes up. Last Life episode two I will never forget you.
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Ignore that this is being posted last this is what actually kicked off my little colouring spree of uhhh *checks notes* three things. It’s fine, it’s just been a while and I’ve been tired, I’ll get back into it. Anyways yeah congrats to yuri for once again bestowing Art motivation like no other upon me.
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Peter.. the horse is here
(Ignore Stewie and Brian, their just the new members)
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everyone witnessing smallidarity having a domestic over here bruh 😭 they're all gathered like it's a tv show 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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everything is fine guys they hugged it out on the remix
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I would love to see either fae!Joel or cat!Mumbo (mostly because I think the moustache would be very funny) ((fae!Joel is the bigger priority if I must pick))
I made Joel a Bee Fae!!! Because hermit permit honey permit!!!!!
From the way you worded your ask i assumed you wanted Cat Mumbo, but in the spirit of the challenge being hybrids i also had to inflict catboy mumbo upon you. Apologies.
I went a lil crazy with how many sketches I did for this one but enjoy on the right the really cursed cat from reference face i attempted
He haunts me.
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It is my headcanon that Joel's huge car build is actually just a small sedan that barely fits the two of them.
That and also the vibe of Wild Life is very small town that's haunted in the best way possible— the sketchy amusement park, the creature that lives in the woods, random curses that turn everything upside down. So you gotta rep local business lmao
Gem and Joel designs largely inspired by @/eydilily and their gorgeous fucking art
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Grian logs on to Hermitcraft, Joel asks on behalf of his chat what his snail bame was. Grian says he remembers but won't tell immediately.
Grian admits the name was mediocre, but finally admits the name.
Joel: "I'm glad I didn't die"
Spoilers for snail name under the cut!
It was Slimeishbeans
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