#By liking sport

[pointless-letters]

BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB THERE’S ALL WOMEN ON MY TELLY BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB

[gongyussy]

i watch baseball for the side quests

update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks

[critter-creature-or-beast]

The third one looks cool

[singswan-springswan]

In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of

[callisteios]

i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

[backstepping]

suddenly i’m into rugby

[wintvies]

footage of me doing nothing during pe

[thedeepgreensea]

the bride and the ugly ass groom <3

[willabee]

☝️ it's her birthday

[fanaticalthings]

POV: You're on Gothamtwt

just gothamite things

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[thorsonoflesbians]

for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end

[gongyussy]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

[bisexualcroissant]

i love that neil is canonically 5’3. like it’s easy to forget that he is also pretty small because of how much freaking aura this kid has in every room he walks into. i always forget that he’s literally like. he’s a short king. andrew’s known as the “tiny” goalkeeper but neil isn’t that much taller. yet he has insane presence so you kind of don’t even notice most of the time. and i love that he leans into things like his speed, his endurance, his agility when playing exy in line with this, as opposed to strength/size. it makes me love him even more.

[iamthekarmapolice]

I LOVE THEMATIC COHERENCE!!!! I LOVE THAT THE STORY OF THE GAME TOOK THE WACKY PREMISE OF THE GAME, ENDLESSLY FIGHTING OVER NOTHING, AND TREATED IT WITH A PRECISION-CALIBRATED BALANCE OF COMEDY AND DRAMA!!! OF COURSE IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT SPITE FOR SPITE'S SAKE!!!! IT COULD HAVE NEVER POSSIBLY BEEN ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE!!!! LETS HEAR IT FOR LUDONARRATIVE HARMONY WOOOOOOOOOOO

[morganbritton132]

(In the same universe as this post because it’s funnier that way)

Wayne spends an hour talking to Steve, trying to build some connection with the kid since it seems like he’s gonna be around for a while and Eddie really likes him.

It’s not the most natural conversation because neither seem to be big talkers but Wayne feels pretty good about it. Until Steve leaves and Eddie opens his trap.

Eddie, trying his best to destroy their can opener in the kitchen, says ten minutes after Steve leaves, “Wayne, I thought you hated being in marching band.”

“I did.”

“Why’d you spend an hour talking about it then?” Eddie asks. “I’ve literally never heard you say that much about anything.”

“Steve’s in the marching band. Just trying to find some common ground.”

“Steve’s not in the marching band.”

“Yes, he is,” Wayne says. “He was wearing a marching band tshirt.”

“No, Steve’s wearing Robin’s tshirt,” Eddie grins, finally succeeding in opening a can of peaches. “Robin is in the marching band. Steve graduated last year.”

Well. Fuck.

“What the hell does that kid like?”

“I dunno,” Eddie shrugs (he absolutely does know). “He kinda just goes with the flow.”