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55th anniversary of the biggest event in human history….and the moon landing, of course!
One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.
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Daily Express readers having a completely normal and in no way absolutely bananas reaction to the General Election result
#Daily Express#General Election#Labour#Bananas#Keir Starmer#Britain#Ruined FOREVER#Nightmare#Karl Marx#Friedrich Engels#Private Frazer#Dad’s Army#Esther Rantzen#15th Century#Kicking and screaming#Not at all bananas#Completely normal#They’re fine#Breezy if anything#Starmergeddon#Assisted dying
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“Children should be shielded from certain concepts.” says Kate, about said children potentially attending a show that is *checks notes* all about the power of love and the acceptance of others.
#Daily Mail#Children#WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN#Frozen#Disney#Trans rights#LGBTQ+#Kate Disney get it#I support the right of people to express themselves#NOT LIKE THAT#Shielded from concepts#Like acceptance#And love#And reaching out to others#No need for any of that nonsense#Kate from Brighton#Love is love#Love wins
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NARRATOR: Doug was shocked when someone explained to him that we do, in fact, have new elections every few years just in case people have changed their minds about things.
#Daily Express#Brexit#World War 2#Keir Starmer#ARE BRAVE BOYS#GAWD BLESSEM#Normandy#Patriotism#Written ALL OVER HIS FACE#The EU#HOW DARE HE#OUR BOYS#OUR POOR BOYS#Elections#Second go#We have regular elections Doug#Tons of them#So people can change their minds over time#Doug#There’s this thing called linear time#It’ll blow your mind
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“Me Janet no like big words.”
#Daily Express#TV#Weather#Words#BIG WORDS#MAKE ME BRAIN HURT#So many words#Too quickly#Translation#They talk#And communicate complex information#In a short time#The BASTARDS
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“If you haven’t had a job for six months? Conscription. Looked at me funny in the street? Conscription. Speaking with your mouth full? Conscription. Wearing an outfit I think is too revealing? Conscription. Farting? Conscription.”
#Daily Express#Course it is#National Service#Conscription#Fit young men#And women#Armed Forces#Not had a job for six months?#CANNON FODDER#I’ll be honest#I just want to see people suffer
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And that’s a problem…why?
#Sunday Express#Royal Stoke Hospital#Which is about 70 miles away from where Kathryn lives btw#So she’s literally going out of her way to get offended here#But remember#It’s other people that are the easily triggered snowflakes#Banner#Welcome#Everyone’s welcome#OH REALLY#Straight people#Straight ally#So you have to support the LGBTQ community#WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE ME
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Do you brie-lieve in love at first sight?
#Daily Mail#Cheese#A lady#Examining the cheeses#Not a euphemism#Looking for a date#Chuckle#You silver tongued devil Terry#Anecdon’t
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I’m willing to bet £10 right now that if any of those schoolchildren had talked to one another, Sue’s letter would have been about how noisy and unruly kids are these days.
#Daily Mail#Kids these days#Zombies#Zombies these days#I blame the undead parents#Bus#Passengers#These kids all got on#And sat there#Perfectly silent#Just using their phones#HOW DARE THEY#How sad#Don’t fucking kid me on Sue#If one of those kids had done so much as fart#You’d have been complaining about the noise#How unruly they were#You can’t even give them a clip round the ear these days because woke#etc etc
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“Who says I can’t say that?” asks Phillip, immediately after saying his daughters told him he couldn’t say that.
#Daily Mail#Silent majority#That never shuts the fuck up#I wish you were silent#I really do#But you never ever are#You can’t say that#Say my daughters#Who said I can’t say that?#YOUR DAUGHTERS MATE#YOU JUST SAID#DID YOU BANG YOUR FUCKING HEAD OR SOMETHING
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“Nobody seems to think reality matters anymore.” says Karen, complaining about what she sees as a lack of realism in…*checks notes*…Doctor Who.
#Sunday Express#Doctor Who#Agatha Christie#Woke#Woke nonsense#Television#Translation#There’s brown people on my telly#And the gays#And I am NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT#Reality#So important#Doctor Who famously known for its gritty realism#Adverts#No better#White indigenous#AROOOOOOOGA#Racism alert#AROOOOOOOOOOOGA#Karen#Of course that’s her name
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PEAK TELEGRAPH: “I don’t think that I should be receiving these things from the state - which, of course, I accept - when I don’t need them. I also think that people who do need them shouldn’t get them either.”
#Daily Telegraph#Benefits#Handouts#Which of course I accept#GIMME GIMME GIMME#But I’m angry about being given these things#Which again#To be clear#Of course I accept#But I’m also angry#That other people who do need them get them too#The scrounging BASTARDS#Peak Telegraph
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REASONS WHY BRITAIN IS TOTALLY RUINED THESE DAYS, NUMBER 33,596: “Beards.”
#Daily Mail#Remember when#BEARDS#That most recent of modern scourges#Facial hair#Never used to have that#Men#Clean shaven#Why today stinks#Britain#Totally ruined
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You could take the total area of the inside of 10,000 Dyson spheres, multiply that by 20 every minute of every day for 500 years, and still not come close to half of the sheer amount of square footage that Meghan Markle occupies, entirely rent free, in the brains of these absolute headbangers.
#Daily Mail#Meghan Markle#The Royal Family#Absolute fucking headbangers#The universe#Scientists#Centre of the universe#Dyson Spheres#Rent free#Cosmic
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“I agree with Maggie.” said Mrs Bunty Twelvetrees (81) today. “Whenever I go somewhere and offer an innocent comment on the rights of British natives and indigenous people, I’m made to feel unwelcome. What happened to free speech, eh?”
“I blame the coloureds.” she added later.
#Daily Express#Racism#The real victims#Little old ladies#Indigenous#Native people#Now if this story is true#And not just dogwhistle bullshit#You’d think at some point along the way#Even if only for a moment#Maggie would wonder why all these separate interactions were going so badly#And maybe#Just maybe#Consider if there was some common element#Something present in all of them#Hmmmm#It’s a head scratcher#Bunty Twelvetrees
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“Multi culteral”
#Daily Star#English#Multicultural#Sorry#Multi culteral#SPEEK ENGLISH#SPEEK R LANGWICH#So proud of being English#You can’t even be bothered to spell things correctly#One great country#Finished#Ruined forever#Because of the FOREIGNS
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Happy eighth anniversary to this absolute classic
“…but he’s right there, Vera!”
“JUST HURRY UP BRIAN!”
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