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pointless-letters · 23 days ago

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No LGB without the Tea

#Daily Mail #Gay #Lesbian #Bisexual #WON’T SOMEONE THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN #What do you want for your tea #Thrust upon them #People who say this sort of thing #Always with the thrusting #Or things being shoved down their throats #One in ten #Comprehend the issues #I think they can probably decide if they’re LGBT and decide what they want for tea #Both things can be done at the same time #Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay #Not at all #Perish the thought #Nooooooo

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pointless-letters · 30 days ago

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So the Royal Navy has decided to name its next submarine HMS Achilles instead of HMS Agincourt, and the stench of outrage, fag smoke and statins on the Daily Express letters page is overwhelming…

#Daily Express #Outrage #Royal Navy #Submarine #HMS Agincourt #HMS Achilles #The King #The French #The Greeks #Wokeness #Statins #Fag smoke #Trafalgar Square #Inclusion #WHAT NEXT #Putin #Maureen #MAUREEN!#FETCH MY PEN

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pointless-letters · 30 days ago

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Celebrating fascists winning to own the libs

#The Sun #Of course it is #Donald fucking Trump #Nazis #Fascists #Owning the libs #The BBC #Daily meltdowns #So that rise in fascism is totally worth it then #You total fucking weapon #Pure gold #Fuck off you twat

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pointless-letters · 1 month ago

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: for a silent majority they never, ever, ever shut the fuck up.

#Daily Mail #Donald fucking Trump #Woke #Net zero #Silent majority #For a silent majority #They never SHUT THE FUCK UP #Like ever #Always banging on #Oooooh we’re so oppressed #Jesus tittyfucking Christ

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pointless-letters · 1 month ago

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…remind me, because I’m old and my memory sometimes plays tricks on me, but isn’t there a word to describe people who appeal to a foreign power to bring down their own government?

#Daily Express #Democracy #General election #Government #The UK #Donald fucking Trump #Labour #ARE SOVRINTY #Funny how all that TAKE BACK CONTROL stuff has gone out the window #When there’s a chance to be fucking deepthroating Donald fucking Trump #You fucking treasonous collaborator #As always #Now and forever #Fuck Nazis #Fuck anyone who supports Nazis #Fuck anyone who appeals to Nazis #Fuck anyone who stands anywhere near adjacent to or alongside Nazis #FUCK ‘EM

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pointless-letters · 2 months ago

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TRANSLATION: “I underpaid on my taxes and have been asked quite reasonably to pay it back. Here’s how the true villains are all them bloody foreigns coming over here.”

#Daily Express #Taxes #Foreigners #Coming over here #And getting food #And not living outside #While I pay taxes #And have to repay money I owe #I’m 86 you know #Worked all my life #That’s great #Pay your fucking taxes #You’re not special

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pointless-letters · 2 months ago

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Someone wants a three-wheeled bike of their own, don’t they Paul?

#Daily Mail #Nostalgia #Birthday #Great grandson #Three wheeled bike #I NEVER GOT ONE #Not that I’m resentful #Oh no #We had it better if anything #BETTER #Jumpers for goalposts #Not all this high tech nonsense #High tech like bikes #With their WHEELS #And their PEDALS #OH HARK AT HIS MAJESTY HERE #ON HIS BIKE

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pointless-letters · 2 months ago

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None. NEXT QUESTION

#The Sun #Rishi Sunak #Sorry #Rishi fucking Sunak #People #How many #Fuck all #That’s how many #FUCK #ALL #Bring back Rishi Sunak #Fuck off #All is forgiven #No it fucking isn’t #And again #Fuck all the way off

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pointless-letters · 2 months ago

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Writing a letter stressing how totally and absolutely non-racist something is and ending it with a suggestion that if you don’t like it you can piss off and live somewhere else is…quite the flourish.