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Pointless Letters
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pointless-letters · 4 months ago
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55th anniversary of the biggest event in human history….and the moon landing, of course!
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One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.
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pointless-letters · 4 months ago
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Daily Express readers having a completely normal and in no way absolutely bananas reaction to the General Election result
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pointless-letters · 4 months ago
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“Children should be shielded from certain concepts.” says Kate, about said children potentially attending a show that is *checks notes* all about the power of love and the acceptance of others.
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pointless-letters · 5 months ago
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NARRATOR: Doug was shocked when someone explained to him that we do, in fact, have new elections every few years just in case people have changed their minds about things.
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pointless-letters · 5 months ago
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“Me Janet no like big words.”
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pointless-letters · 6 months ago
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“If you haven’t had a job for six months? Conscription. Looked at me funny in the street? Conscription. Speaking with your mouth full? Conscription. Wearing an outfit I think is too revealing? Conscription. Farting? Conscription.”
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pointless-letters · 6 months ago
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And that’s a problem…why?
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pointless-letters · 6 months ago
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Do you brie-lieve in love at first sight?
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pointless-letters · 6 months ago
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I’m willing to bet £10 right now that if any of those schoolchildren had talked to one another, Sue’s letter would have been about how noisy and unruly kids are these days.
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pointless-letters · 6 months ago
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“Who says I can’t say that?” asks Phillip, immediately after saying his daughters told him he couldn’t say that.
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pointless-letters · 7 months ago
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“Nobody seems to think reality matters anymore.” says Karen, complaining about what she sees as a lack of realism in…*checks notes*…Doctor Who.
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pointless-letters · 7 months ago
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PEAK TELEGRAPH: “I don’t think that I should be receiving these things from the state - which, of course, I accept - when I don’t need them. I also think that people who do need them shouldn’t get them either.”
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pointless-letters · 8 months ago
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REASONS WHY BRITAIN IS TOTALLY RUINED THESE DAYS, NUMBER 33,596: “Beards.”
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pointless-letters · 8 months ago
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You could take the total area of the inside of 10,000 Dyson spheres, multiply that by 20 every minute of every day for 500 years, and still not come close to half of the sheer amount of square footage that Meghan Markle occupies, entirely rent free, in the brains of these absolute headbangers.
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pointless-letters · 8 months ago
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“I agree with Maggie.” said Mrs Bunty Twelvetrees (81) today. “Whenever I go somewhere and offer an innocent comment on the rights of British natives and indigenous people, I’m made to feel unwelcome. What happened to free speech, eh?”
“I blame the coloureds.” she added later.
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pointless-letters · 8 months ago
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“Multi culteral”
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pointless-letters · 8 months ago
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Happy eighth anniversary to this absolute classic
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“…but he’s right there, Vera!”
“JUST HURRY UP BRIAN!”
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