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they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

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Guys my nativity scene looks a little weird

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the dutch simply love to piss

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homura should have a gun

Buddy I've got some GREAT news for you

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Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

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Tom can’t let anybody in, even for a second, or he might die

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researching medieval file formats like .tapestry and .stainedglass

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he took a bath 3 times

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i dont give a FUCK any more man this has gone TOO far i'm deleting ALL the exclamation points from my work emails. that's right. i hope you have a good weekend. and no more than that

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this tweet is ruining my life rn

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bleeding out in the snow must feel good as hell if you're a detective

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new DB Cooper theory: he went up

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when you're reading smut and that middle aged man has a little too much stamina