#But I was legally obligated to make it

[toga-himihoe]

Maid with fish wailord for @mikufanclub!

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

[shushmal]

okay but a like post-series fic i want that's like: steve harrington being the only man left in hawkins fighting monsters

and not like a 'everyone died, last man standing' way but just. they beat it back, the story ends, nice little tie-up and neatly concluded, eleven loses her powers because their world is completely cut from the other. and life goes on. eddie (yes, eddie lives au don't fight me) goes off with his band, robin-nancy-jargyle off to separate cities for college. the kids go to high school, graduate high school, and scatter across the country. joyce and hop buy a beach house far-far-far away from goddamn hawkins indiana.

steve though. steve stays. he does it too without comment, takes all their calls telling him all these amazing things. the years pass. the calls are fewer and far between. he's mostly in contact with only dustin and robin. except robin's out of country doing some crazy temp job in some remote country, she never catches him at home right now so just leaves him messages. and it takes a couple of weeks for dustin to realize he hasn't gotten steve on the phone.

frantically he calls around "have you heard from steve???" except the most people talk to steve anymore is like phone calls during holidays and holy shit what could have happened??

and what if it's back?

cue everyone who can in that moment, rushing back. eddie hopping on a flight from fucking london direct to indianapolis somehow, heart in his throat. he manages to meet hopper in the airport and they pick up max and dustin at the bus station.

they get to hawkins that is even more different that what they left. a smaller town, a town that shuts down completely when the sun sets. it's creepy and deserted.

except for the fucking upside down monsters of course.

and they're in their stupid little rental in front of this demogorgon and they're screaming but then the thing just goes splat on the concrete and steve fucking harrington is blinking owlishly at them.

"Oh, hey guys!" he calls jogging up to the driver's side window. "Wow, what brought you back down this way? You should have told me, I would have told you about the curfew!"

turns out steve just forgot to pay his phone bill that month, didn't even realize he was missing calls and he's been fighting monsters the entire time because actually they WEREN'T cut off from the upside down at all and he's just been casually fighting monsters for the remaining hawkins residence—the whole town knows now and steve's the guy you call when you have a monster problem

sidebar: WAYNE still lives in hawkins, and he and steve are best friends, eddie munson you are gonna LOSE YOUR MIND

[shimmeringembers]

Sentenced to cat prison

[jupiterjelliez]

its bedtime now

[front-facing-pokemon]

[granteddrop]

well.

based on @captainofthetidesbreath's post [here]

[image description in alt text]

[deadbirdstudios]

I can draw whatever I want . Btw

[ladybugkisses]

woe, ♣️ Lacka-doges ♣️ be upon ye

[beanghostprincess]

[pesky-waffle-bird]

art is by catcrumb

art is by catcrumb

art is by catcrumb

~~~

Team Best content, lets goooo (plus a dash of Impulse)

i am constantly resisting the urge to repeatedly rewatch Last Life

[morninkim]

that one movie sinbad did about the genie

[darkerberri]

A Glimpse into the Future

The Royal Sloth Ring family. The Icon Zizz with his queen, Ray and the princesses, Xyla and Zinnia

This started as just a sketch of Ray as a fully fledged sloth demon (tail not final), then I added Zizz for scale and before I knew it, it took on a life of its own (҂ ꒦ິヮ꒦ິ)

Zizz belongs to @eldritch-spouse

Also, the background is composited of various Ibis Paint assets

[whimsycreechur]

Lilia in a dress!!

Not enough people talk about this... It's from the Twisted Wonderland Comic Anthology [chapter 9], so it's technically canon... I need more people to see this and freak out with me cuz YTGT^FGW^TR&$ LILIA IS SO CUTE IN THIS CHAPTER I CAN'T! MY CUUTIE SCRUNGLY,,,,

[koppaiterocker]

Wharever

[whoopseydaisy]

An addition to the cocktail chapter of the @worldsbeyondpod Unofficial Cookbook:

Honey With A Note Of Song

an absinthe wash (the green fairy, for your roots)

2 oz. rye (your liquor of choice, strong and spicy)

1/4 oz. pine and rosemary honey syrup (you cannot go home again)

1 barspoon of saline solution (for your first divine smite, where you found your breath once more)

1-2 dashes of peychauds bitters (because this is a play on a sazerac)

a grapefruit twist (a touch of the bitterness age has brought you)

serve in a glass reminiscent of a chalice